>6 editions
>6 FUCKING EDITIONS
>buy my meme game please
>what in the blue hell is wrong with Ubishill?
They want your $
>>340515374
>none of them include everything
>you'd have to buy 3 separate packs
Holy shit, Ubisoft, this is Kikey even for you.
>>340515374
>pirate version
>everything is free
I usually never say i have a justification for pirating anything, but i payed full price for the first. You can be sure as hell i'll pirate this one.
>>340515374
>To get everything you have to buy THREE editions
>>340515374
>San Francisco Edition
>>340515374
6? Damn.
You can't tell me this worked well enough the first time to seriously make them do it a second. I refuse to believe that.
>>340515551
you're going to pirate that statue too?
>>340515551
Physical items are not free anon. You can't download figurines and all the other stuff that comes in the collection.
Also
>being this poor that you have to pirate your games
How lewd will you be sportin that Dedsec Laptop sticker?
>>340515374
>the highest tier one doesn't include everything
Hahaha what the fuck? Modern AAA gaming just gets worse with every release.
>>340515971
you wouldn't download a car.
>no soundtrack
>no plush
>no bag
When will these french fucks learn?
>>340515551
>>everything is free
>Statue
>Artbook
>Stickers
>Map of San Francisco
>Wrench-Jr Robot
um....
>>340515374
Das Spiel edition is the best
remember this, /v/?
>there are people out there who will not remember the bullshit Ubisoft pulled with the last one
>there are people who are genuinely hyped for this game
>there are people who say that this game will be a return to form and Ubisoft have learned from their mistakes
>there are people who will buy these collectors editions
>and these people will play the game for the 6 hours of content it will have and then forget about it ever existing forever
Fuck this industry upsets me.
>>340516316watchdoge will have dual audio
>>340516603
Its insane that watch_dogs came out such a shrot amount of time ago and people are already forgetting what a shitty buggy mess it is.
Anyone have the el train webm where it just takes sharp 90 degree turns?
>>340517003
that's not a bug he's just hacking the planet man
>>340517003
Hack... Everything...
>>340515374
>none of them include everything
It's just like first Watch_Dogs. Wait oh shit
>>340515374
Not going to buy this shit but I think it's unfair the special edition with the figurine doesn't have the season pass included and the big ass edition doesn't have the figurine.
>>340515906
3d printers brah
>the first game was pretty much a superhero origin story
>not great, but could've been expanded into something better in the sequel
>instead get this
>>340517003
Don't think I have that one, but I'd like to remind everyone of this.
What do I buy to get Marcus' iconic cap?
HACK THE WORLD
THE BIGGEST HACK IN THE WORLD
HACK THE PLANET
UNIVERSE IS BEING HACKED
2016
APRIL
HACK THE CALENDAR
COMING OUT IN APRIL
PROVIDED YOU DIDN'T HACK TIME AS WELL
HACK
>>340516589
>no torrent edition
>>340515374
>six fucking editions
>on a multi-platform game
>with not a single edition containing all of the stuff available
WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?
If I had any interest in the game it'd already be waning.
>>340517339
That's a good one as well
>>340517003
People might also remember the upward shift in quality that was Asscreed 1 to 2
>All physical garbage like figures
Nothing of value.
Shit, these special eds are usually cheaper than a regular retail after a few months cause stores want to get rid of these space fillers that will never increase in value.
>>340517341
The Return of DedSec my goy
>140 Dollaroos for a Cap and a scarf
>>340517489
>with not a single edition containing all of the stuff available
Ahaha, what the fuck. That's gross
>>340517527
No, we won't.
We remember the downward spiral Ass Creed games are trapped in since AC2. And we remeber the constant same fucking game that is the FC franchise for the last 4 years.
Watch Dogs 2 is gonna be shit! There is absolutely no doubt about it.
>>340517339
He's just really good at hacking trains
>>340515374
>San Francisco edition
does that means it includes an HIV infected needle?
>>340515374
And I already thought that jewpig publishers were taking it too far in 2011 with their DLC/microtransactions, milking/nickel&diming and YET here we are.
Merely 5 years later and this kikery reminds me of some kind of totalitarian financial capitalist Orwellian nightmare.
I hope Vivendi buys Ubishit and rapes them in the ass and I hope this video game industry eats shit and dies, burning to the ground until nothing is left anymore. The Judenshit is out of control like a rabid dog and needs to be put to sleep.
>>340517502
I forgot about all of these.
Guys.. I hacked the price on steam but I can only keep this hack going for so long, so go get the game so you can help me hack too!
>>340515374
>getting mad at the publishers and not the fans that buy the shit
Can't blame them for selling it if people are stupid enough to buy it
>>340517839
Anon, you're right. But please calm down.
>>340517839
I wish Shad drew shit like this still instead of purely porn.
>>340515551
where is that Just Cause 3 crack?
>>340515374
Holy fuck anon please tell me this is a joke. The first time they tried this shit it was a clusterfuck, what makes this one any different.
>>340515542
They did this before with the first Watchdogs though, I don't see how this is surprising.
>>340515374
>San Francisco version
>no black dildo
>no estrogen pills
>no free voucher for gender reassignment.
>>340515374
>designing those editions so that you have to buy three of them to get everything.
Clever.
Clever, but full on agressive and obnoxious.
There's a reason I haven't bought an Ubisoft game in years.
Prolly go for the San Francisco edition then cherry pick and decent DLC.
>see the first trailer at E3
>OH SHIT THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD HYPED AS FUCK
>game comes out
>mfw trying it for the first time
I don't even care about graphics but this game was fucking absymal in basically every place, and now they're releasing a sequel. What the fuck.
>>340517872
Lewd.
Honest question, why is all the stuff in special edition games absolute shit? I wouldn't mind paying for some extra stuff on a game I'm excited for but the quality of the stuff is the worse.
Art books
>usually a shitty 6 page pamphlet
Figures
>have shitty paint jobs and have cheap Chinese knock-off plastic
Soundtracks
>only have like, 3 songs
Didn't the last ass creed have even more?
>>340518742
The standard Edition of TW3 was meaty as fuck.
I wish more publishers put more effort into their special editions.
>>340517003
ARE YOU MAKING A LOSS OUT OF THESE CARS JFC PLEASE MAKE IT STOP
>>340518849
>mfw both expansions also got gwent decks
fugg
>>340518849
CDPR in general is pretty based, graphics downgrade aside. Hype as fuck for Cyberpunk 2077
>>340519026
>graphics downgrade
>people still shit on it even though it's arguably the best looking game on the market
>>340516603
and dont forget the division and far cry primal. those games were truly awful.
>>340519074
True. Just felt like I had to mention it or some autist would have a spegfit and bring it up lol.
>>340518742
>soundtracks only have like 3 songs
Your fault for buying Bubble Bobble deluxe edition.
>>340515971
>falling for Physical items
>>340519108
Eh, I'd argue that primal wasn't awful, but it wasn't great.
The Division on the other hand, was fucking awful. I'd call it a failed abortion but that would be an insult to failed abortions.
YOUR FAVOURITE GAME OF LAST YEAR IS BACK!! PREODER NOW!!
>>340519074
It's still shitty
>>340515971
>being so cucked that you throw shekels at companies that repeatedly fuck you in the ass instead of stealing their shit and playing it for shits an giggles
Why is there even a Watchdogs 2?
The first failed miserably, was it really financially successful enough to warrant a sequel?
>>340518026
can you hack the game so its not shit?
>>340519492
Yeah, sold like hotcakes. That's how bad the industry was. Of course this one is going to be an even bigger shit.
![tumblr_nt6qpfKRWv1sljzwqo1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/b1TYTtd.jpg "tumblr_nt6qpfKRWv1sljzwqo1_1280[1].jpg")
>>340515374
>digital inhaler
>>340519350
Except for animals, which were great, it was just FC3 without electricity. The story was a joke, the protag, antags and NPCs were blant as fuck. And running through the jungle for 8 Minutes before reaching your destination is not what gameplay is about. Combat was mostly pointless. Owl, Bombs, Spears. Boom, every outpost or fire was captured. Nah, sorry Anon. I seriously hated it.
>>340519405
Oh here we go again.
>>340515551
>Pirating a Denuvo game
Have fun mate
>>340518250
>All he can think of is JC3
>>340519026
Graphics downgrade.
Microsoft literally saved TW2 team at the time from starving to death by ordering a 360 version of TW2.
If TW3 was PC only, they would have starved again, but thanks to console owners buying TW3 at a much higher rate than PC-owners, they were able to pull through without resorting to bankrupting the company.
They downgraded the engine to make it run on consoles, but ultimately it lead to the game getting made in the end.
The game as it is now looks gorgeous on PC. It's time to stop whining and enjoy it.
Both peasants and cucks win this time.
>>340519350
they re-used the same map from far cry 4 in primal. and the division is such a broken mess it can never be fixed/salvaged.
How come they use guns? It's San famcisco after all. Why would I want to play as right wing death squad?
>>340515374
>watchdogs 2 game
>DLC
>DLC BUT LATER
>drawing
>MAP OF SAN FRANCISCO
>laptop stickers
>a black guy statue
>a black guy's hat and scarf
>artbook
>another black guy statute
>a robot that talks
These choices are overwhelming me.
who cares most of it is shitty physical stuff, its not like they're locking out portions of the game
>>340519760
Shit I feel you then man. I had it gifted to me from a friend so it might be why I didn't hate it as much. And the combat was pretty dumb lol, no fucking blocking, and it was even more boring than Skyrim's combat. And Skyrim had some pretty fuckin boring combat.
I give it some props for being at the very least a cool concept too.
>>340519881
Refer to my previous post >>340519167
I agree with you though.
>>340520089
Smells like fresh vagina
>>340520008
My best friend (who's sorta normie) was hyped as fuck for The Division. Played it for six hours after release, hasn't even touched it since.
>>340519481
Are you really so butthurt with what somebody buys with their own money?
>"HAHAHA THEY'RE FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS!!
>"I enjoy the games though?"
>"F....FUCKING YOU IN THE A..ASS!!"
Grow up
>>340520386
>their vaginas
>fresh
Anon please. Out of the maybe ten that are fuckable, how many of them are the "stronk womyn who's cunt is ground zero but don't you dare slut shame me" type
>>340520089
>YFW this is just the PR department
>none of these women know how to code or model.
Which one gives me the most memes?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuaC_WfIteY
>>340515374
God Damn...is Jade making this game all by herself, too?
JEWBISOFT strikes once again
>>340520089
Damn, look at all those secretaries, mail clerks, PR reps, accountants...though I think those two with blue hair might be involved in testing/debugging.
>>340520089
>reverse image search
>click on the first link that says Ubisoft Montreal
>takes me to their site
>first thing I see is their office right next to a fucking mosque
>their shitty little office isn't even the focal point of the image
>basically 2/3 of the image is the mudslime partyhouse
You can't make this shit up man.
>>340521178
Holy shit, it's real.
>>340520697
maybe he meant fresh as in recently implemented? as in they're trannies and just got their vajayjays? or maybe because they've never been fucked and thus they're fresh as in unused?
dunno, just putting out some thoughts
>>340515551
>>340515551
Enjoy your Denuvo.
> releasing special editions and collector shit before the game is even out
The fuck is wrong with the vidya industry?
What does the robot even do besides just roll around? I mean the collectors edition one. I'm just curious since it will probably sell out soon
>>340520871
>gets accused of a crime he didn't commit
Holy shit, they actually made the protagonist a good buy who dindu nuffin.
Also
>hacking people
Jesus fucking christ they keep getting worse
>>340521397
Honestly, I appreciated your optimism anon. Thanks man.
>>340521386
>>340521178
>mosque
>has a literal cross on the top of the dome
Back to /pol/, weenies.
>>340521386
I wish I could type better.
>>340521386
Fuckin told you man. Also that fucking filename holy shit.
>>340517839
>totalitarian financial capitalist Orwellian nightmare.
Next time try it without the word salad.
>>340521386
Holy shit you can't make this stuff up.
>>340515542
>caring for chinese plastic physical shit
are they jew or you dumb?
>>340521837
Except it's not a mosque but the Church of St. Michael and St. Anthony.
>>340522046
Clearly you can.
>>340521513
The only thing wrong is people blindly buying special editions to games that might not even be good.
Otherwise there's nothing wrong with getting a special edition for a game you know you will enjoy, and are willing to pay extra for some goodies
>>340520968
who's the artist?
he does tonnes of guro right?
>>340515551
>payed
>>340515374
>map of San Francisco
You mean like those things you can buy for a dollar anywhere in sf, or go to Google maps and look at?
>>340522778
I know Ubisoft is based and all but I doubt they'll be able to completely recreate San Francisco 1:1. It's obviously a map of the game world.
>>340515374
>Wrench JR-Reboter
>>340522862
So they removed the in game map and make you have to pay extra for a collectors edition to use it? Jesus
>>340522862
Real map of SF
>guides you
>shows you location
>will help you when you're lost
>cheap
>can buy new when it breaks
Shitty ubishit SF map
>expensive as shit
>can't buy a new one
>doesn't help you when you're lost
L I T E R A L L Y U S E L E S S
fuck you chink moot and your anti spam. Go choke on a dick, fix this shitty spam system.
>>340517003
>JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLllIbRg8M8
>>340523240
Dude, it's just collectors edition shit, and normal CE shit at that. I feel you're holding Ubisoft to an unfair standard. I'm sure you can find real issues with the game to nitpick over.
>>340523010
You too.
>>340521386
>>340521178
>St. Michael church
>mosque
>>340523352
Most fantasy games that have world maps or city maps are usually fun as you get to see more of the world that you've grown to love in the game. They have a fucking point to expand on the universe. A map of a shrunk down SF literally has no point at all, it's just some cheap garbage to give to retards.
>>340515374
Meanwhile this is the standard edition of witcher 3
>>340523679
tfw when you've got some Witcher swag. Witcher & cyberpunk t-shirt, witcher cup and a witcher usb.
>>340523679
Hasn't the standard editions of all GTA games come with a map?
>>340523471
Papists aren't much better than mudslimes.
>>340519481
>Being socialist fucking scum
>>340524354
I remember my standard GTA san andreas came with a big hardcover booklet that i never looked into
Having several different editions isn't a bad thing. The real bad thing is you don't get everything top one. Meaning if you are a true collector you have to buy three different editions.
>>340523331
It is a video game you fucking autismal fuck.
>>340524728
Vidya should be a human right
the 1% should pay for my games REEEEEEEEEE
>>340523679
I remember the standard edition of the Witcher 2 to be really generous too.
