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>4 more days until E3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vse9zLsp-jA
Predictions?
Most looking forward to?
Snacks?
>>340460105
>tfw was too late to post mine
;_;
>Predictions?
VR and disappointment
>Most looking forward to?
FFXII re-master
>Snacks?
whatever I have, probably tea and biscuits
>>340460105
>snacks
Dew and Doritos for MS, Taco Bell for Sony, ??? For Nintendo
>Predictions?
-Last Guardian update
-Zelda looking alright
-Another FFXV downgrade
-KH III update
-A bunch of VR shit
-Fallout 4 DLC
-Elder Scrolls VI
>Most looking forward to?
-Treehouse cringefest that hopefully gets them all fired
-Unravel
>Snacks?
-Green vegetables and fruits
-Soy products (lots) (Replace meat and dairy with these)
-Low-fat foods
-Peppermint and spearmint tea (minimum 2 cups a day)
>Scalebound PC confirmed
>Proper Pokemon MMO
>STALKER 2
>2D Metroid
>Manhunt 3
>Looking Glass Studios reforms to create Thief sequel
>Official Mother 4 / 3 localized
>Socom 2 HD re-release
>EA, Ubisoft and Activision go bankrupt
>Chakan sequel
>Monster Hunter 5 trailer, multiplat
>PS4 online multiplayer free
>Microsoft sells the Rare IPs to literally anyone
>Mr. Bones sequel
>Kirby's Dream Course sequel with online multiplayer
>Final Fantasy XV proven to not suck
>TimeSplitters 4
>Konami sells off all its IPs after going bankrupt
>Splinter Cell returns to its roots
>2D Castlevania
>Metal Gear Rising 2
>Demon's Souls 2
>Troika reforms to create Bloodlines sequel
>Half-Life 3 finally formally cancelled
>VR, motion, F2P or MOBA games aren't shown once
>Legacy of Kain sequel
>Action RPG without glaring flaw announced
>God Hand 2
>Summoner reboot
>F-Zero sequel
>WoW vanilla servers
>Okami 2
>The Legend of Dragoon prequel
>Diddy Kong Racing 2
>Itagaki returns to directing Ninja Gaiden for 4
>Devil May Cry 5
>Digimon World sequel in the same vein as the original
>Digimon Digital Card Battle 2
>Banjo Threeie
>Lily Bergamo renewed
>Another Souls-like spinoff by Miyazaki
>Valve removes all cosmetics from games
>Bullshots ruled false advertising by Supreme Court day before
>Backlog of Treasure developed games get localized
>Dark Cloud 3
>Digimon Re:Digitize localization announced
>Grand Theft Auto 6 trailer
>Creative Assembly promises to stop sucking
>Red Dead sequel
>Resident Evil returns to its roots with Kamiya and Mikami collaborating
>Team Silent returns to develop Silent Hills
>Aisha Tyler dies on stage
>>340461568
You'll get 1 of those if you're lucky, 2 if you're incredibly lucky.
Anyone have the collab?
>Ubisoft conference
>darkness
>strange chanting music as the lights go red
>strange dancers appear carrying frightened animals making strange whooping noises and clicking
>some vomit blood on the audience
>the music moves to people saying Girlwood in odd pitches and tones, as Aisha Tyler emerges atop a giant vagina shaped meat grinding machine
>she wears a dress of bloody meat, pig intestines wrapped about her body, two pig fetuses dangling from her neck on her chest
>the music starts to get Trappy
>Aisha Tyler sensually rubs her bloody body as people bring the animals and throw the animals into the machine, blood spattering everyone, as Aisha swings the fetuses on their umbilicals, crying out YES, YES, YESSSS
>she strips her meat dress as the clit she stands on now extends over the vagina to reveal it to be the glans of a big steel penis covered in pink graffiti
>the music grows louder as Aisha screams
>ARE YOU READY?!?!?
>the shaft opens
>FOR SOME?!?!?
>a whirring noise is heard
>VIIIIIDEOGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMES!?!?!!!!!
>the chutney mess of sacrificed animals and bloody entrails ejaculate from the steel penis, coating the audience in the bright red slurry
>the dancers start violently seizuring as Aisha laughs evilly as the lights die the music giving way to screams and barnyard animal pain squeals howling in pitch black darkness
>the noise grows and grows and suddenly, dies
>BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL 2 is shown in bright gold letters
>five seconds later the words WILL NOT BE SHOWN AT THIS CONFERENCE are added
>Ubisoft's CEO waddles on stage amongst the carcasses to talk about Peggle 3 or something
I used to be moderately hyped over Zelda but I don't even have hopes for that any more. As bad as it is I'm hoping for another Elder Scrolls game. I know Skyrim sucked by /v/s standards but I like it for what it is. I really like the medieval setting and talking to the NPCs. I also really hope there's anotherqt vampire girlin it.
Praying for DMC5
Looking forward to Nintendo embarrassing themselves because they have nothing to show
WATER
>>340461568
first one might actually happen
>>340460105
>Final FantasyVI remake>NX exclusive
HOW DO YOU GET INSIDE E3 FUCK?!
>Predictions?
New splinter cell hopefully
New metal gear rising/solid
Kojimas Game teaser
Most looking forward to?
Deus Ex
Watching twitch streams whilst following the /v/ sticky
Snacks?
Bananas, lots and lots of bananas.
>people actually looking forward to FF7 remake
why?
>>340461568
>scalebound still runs at sub-30 fps
>pokemon mmo is a phone game
>STALKER 2 is ubisoft tier
>2D metroid: federation force
>THI5F
>mother 3 localized by treehouse
>EA, Ubi, Acti buy out the rights to yet more once beloved devs
>monhun 5, another 3ds exclusive
>PS++, more + for your buck(TM)
>BK nuts and bolts 2
i could continue but i think the gist has been made
>>340462539
be a dev or a >journalist
>>340461568
stop this awful fucking pasta
>>340460105
>prediction
sony will win, as always
>looking forward to
skyrim remastered
>snacks
probably some monterey burritos and sprite
>>340460105
>predictions
disappointment when Sony announces all the games I want having significantly superior versions announced for NEO
>Most looking forward to
weebshit all the way through, FF/KH/Demon Gaze, DMC5, anything animu
>snacks
a pair of dew & doritos for the Square Enix/Kadokawa and Sony/MS days
>Predictions
Im always wrong so :(
>Most looking forward to
Rdr2 or mayb a new elder scrolls game (wont happen) More info on FF stuff, maybe more horizon 0 dawn gameplay
>snacks
Got 2 packs of sour gummy worms, bunch o water, and fritos and bean dip :)
>predictions
disappointment, unending console wars, falseflagging, obnoxious fanboys
>most looking forward to
EA and Ubisoft cringe
hopefully something that sells me for PS4, some new shit from Microsoft, would have been excited for Nintendo as well but they are not fucking presenting
>snacks
who fucking knows
>>340460105
Sony's press conference is two and a half hours long, so it's safe to expect most if not all of this:
>more PS VR game announcements, one good demo to make up for PSX
>PS4K
>multiplatform games with exclusive DLC
>indie game sizzle reel, extended stage time for a few
>release dates for old games
>first-party announcements
>second-party announcements
Sony Bend's game will probably be the biggest new title there--I'm not expecting Crash or Spider-Man. If things went my way, Agent would close the show. I imagine gold faces will dominate /v/ either way.
>>340460105
literally all I ask is for Dragons Dogma II
I know it will not happen, but I keep dreaming
>>340463807
you forgot
>call of duty and destiny shilling
those will take up at least a half hour
>>340460259
Wait the collab was finished? Post it pls
>>340463892
That's covered in
>multiplatform games with exclusive DLC
Destiny has its own stream tomorrow, but I wouldn't be surprised if Destiny 2 is saved for Sony's press conference. CoD Infinite Warfare is a given because PS4 gets map packs like a month before everyone else now. Last year they got that shit out of the way reasonably fast, though.
>>340464234
>Last year they got that shit out of the way reasonably fast, though.
not fast enough, Call of duty always seems to take fucking forever.
>>340463956
whats so funny
>post yfw Sony acquires CDPR
>>340462681
I would unironically kill myself if Rare made another Nuts and Bolts. Just because they're getting their asses kicked by the employees they laid off doesn't mean they can't try and make a platformer that's just as good,if not better
>>340464872
that's not a good thing
>>340464872
>CDPR
>The pride of Poland
>Ever being acquired
okay
>>340464872
NOOOOOOOOOOO
>>340464872
hit wood 3 times, now
>>340465514
sorry, just hit it for around 40 minutes, give me some time first
>>340460320
>tea and biscuits
You a brit bong? Please take me away from this gaping asshole of a "patriotic" country.
>>340460105
>kinect was 7 years ago
>>340462128
>>340466870
>You a brit bong?
maybe
>Please take me away from this gaping asshole of a "patriotic" country.
no
>>340467083
>sony e3 2006 was 10 years ago
>>340467189
did you did that?
>>340467323
a long while ago for a draw thread that the or never got to see.
>>340460105
Everyday until someone actually starts that collage.
>>340467579
This. When the fuck is the collage?
>>340460105
>Predictions
Not really sure, there's been no hype surrounding this E3 imo. Can't really be bothered to predict what they might do.
I'm just here for the collective shitposting and possible cringe moments like usual.
>Most looking forward to
Sony probably. I want to know what exactly the PS4.5 will be doing and whether it'll affect games or it's just 4k for movies or something.
I want a little something about the NX but not sure if they're going to reveal anything.
Excited for the Dark Souls 3 DLC.
That's it really.
I was excited for P5 but the late UK release date bothers me a lot. Expecting to be spoiled by then.
>Snacks
Late night tea and biscuits probably.
Might make a mini buffet with sandwhiches, potato salad, crisps, etc. Make a night of it.
>Predictions
Sony blows everyone away, but /v/ denies it.
>Most looking forward to?
Everything Square Enix related. FFXV, FFVIIR, KH3, Nier 2.
>Snacks
Vanilla coke and subway
>Predictions
Memes and cringe
>Looking forward to
Zelda, NX, hopefully Elder Scrolls VI, RDR 2
>Snacks
Vegan smoothies
>>340460935
are you just trying to tell us how skinny you are?
>>340461568
>Manhunt 3
OH SHIT! THIS!!
>>340468683
Kek
Kh3 Kh3 Kh3 Kh3 Kh3
Anyone else feel extremely hyped, even though they know it will be a disappointing shitfest? I love E3.
-It will be all about VR on the Microsoft/Sony sides.
-Microsoft will focus more on all their titles coming to PC instead of new things for their console.
-It will be very disappointing to people who want actual games.
-We will probably see a few minutes of FFVII Remaster.
-Skyrim Remastered will be announced but not TES VI.
-Zelda will be present but not impress much. A female Link option is the only thing that could possibly generate any buzz for even a day.
-Nintendo will embarrass themselves again. There will be a very cringe interview with Reggie at some point where they ask him where the games are and he can't say anything. Memes will be had.
>>340468395
>NX
Anon...
>>340469349
>Microsoft will focus more on all their titles coming to PC instead of new things for their console.
your fucking dumb
Anything on Xbox is on PC, anything on PC will be on Xbox (From Microsoft). E3 is about the consoles first and foremost, PC is sidelined but acknowledged
You can bet your ass it's gonna be full of SJW/progressive bullshit.
>>340469495
They have nothing else to show. They will pad their presentation out with a good 10 minutes of all the shit they want to push on the Windows 10 store. There will be maybe 2 new first party games announced at best.
What are top tier fruits?
>>340469621
nah this shit is more prone to happen on indie conferences, SXSW, PAX and stuff like that.
E3 is the home of dewritos and normies for maximum profit, they wouldn't waste time on shit like that because they know it won't bring them shekels
>>340470018
Durian
Tomato
>>340464104
the collab is a mere hallucination, a fever dream
Zelda maybe?
Everyone is blowing their loads a week early, so it's hard to get excited unless the conferences have BIG surprises. Also, no KH3 or DQXI is disappointing.
>>340464872
That sounds fucking awful.
>>340469908
Microsoft as had good shows for the past 3 years. They're not spectacular, and mostly forgettable, but its not like they dropped the ball with any of them.
Also:
Crackdown
Scalebound
SoT
Cuphead
Halo Wars 2Phantom Dust
Recore
plus one more unannounced game. They aren't gonna focus on PC for more than maybe 5 minutes.
>>340470286
No KH3? Really?
How fucking long have I been waiting for this shit seriously it feels like it's never coming out.
>>340464872
That'd be super dumb of CDPR
Plus it more likely be Microsoft than Sony
>>340470440
>that spoiler
Don't play with my heart. Didn't they confirm it was put on hold indefinitely?
>Predictions?
Console revision and VR shilling up the ass
Crash is back
Something new from PopCap, possibly EA's new IP
New Rare game other than Sea of Thieves, maybe Battletoads
Phantom Dust revived
Nintendo announces a 3DS game or two
Zelda will look good
Release dates for Gravity Rush 2, TLG, Rhythm Heaven
Nier 2 and KH3 still go without a release date
Anything about the new KojiPro game
At least 1 new VR game that doesn't look like gimmicky bullshit
One last Zero Time Dilemma trailer or the game's opening
TES6 or a Skyrim remaster
Kadokawa has something
Spider-Man game from Sucker Punch
>Most looking forward to?
Zelda, Yooka Laylee, Zero Time Dilemma, Gravity Rush 2, South Park, Sea of Thieves. New Crash and the Spider-Man game if the rumors are true.
EA, Ubisoft, and Treehouse memefests
>Snacks?
Baja Blast and Doritos, Cosmic Brownies, some Italian ices, Jolly Rancher bites, donut holes.
>>340460105
Halo 3 on PC with full modding support. I'm literally sweating at the thought we might not get that.
>>340460105
Real talk though
Band Geeks is easily the best episode of SpongeBob
>>340470130
> Tomato
> Fruit
American Education everyone
>>340462128
>>340462128
How dare you bring my hopes up.
>>340470531
Last I heard. but thats because of the devs themselves and not Microsoft
>>340470440
>Crackdown
you know it will be a dumbed down collectathon
>Scalebound
at best it will be the DMC equivalent of bloodborne, with the added bonus of a dragon companion with dumb AI
>SoT
what's that? south park Stick of Truth?
>cuphead
multiplat, chromatic aberration is shit
>halo wars 2
eh
>Phantom Du-
pffft hahaha
>Recore
who's behind it? umm... let's see... ah, Jewnafune! it will totally own E3!
>>340470286
>Everyone is blowing their loads a week early
This is why I'm hyped for new Zelda. We know jack shit about this game, anything goes.
It can be absolutely awful or goddamn amazaing.
Did you get your tickets?
>>340471069
Your opinion on each thing is irrelevent
You said that they had nothing to show, and I proved you wrong
>>340462128
>the chutney mess of sacrificed animals and bloody entrails ejaculate from the steel penis, coating the audience in the bright red slurry
10/10 diction, anon
>>340470757
well, of course biology is SO last century for libtards, after all it's <CURRENT YEAR> so if it doesn't taste sweet then it definitely is a veggie
>>340464872
Why are they doing so much win10 shit with MS?
>>340471183
you proved nothing.
they have nothing new to show, all of that has already been revealed last E3
Sony will show absolutely nothing and you'll all pretend it's amazing, like every year
>predictions
VR garbage
Games
>looking forward to
Literally just Bannerlord footage
>snacks
Steamed vegetables
>>340471410
Like it or not. Living room PCs are the future.
Also, physical media will die by next gen. The steam model already proved this works and is far superior to an autistic collection of boxes.
>>340470186
Someone fucking make it
>>340471069
Should have just said
>
PSSSH STINKY BOX MICROS$HILLL
GOD BLESS LAWD SAWNY. SLICK BLACK PHEW PHEW DEEL DOH
>>340460105
>Predictions?
Nothing too out of the ordinary.
>Most looking forward to?
The PS4 Neo to see if I finally make a jump to the current gen.
>Snacks
Chocolate cookies right now
>>340460105
this is the first E3 I'm not excited for honestly. There isn't going to be anything good shown. All the interesting shit has already been announced
>The Return of Crash Bandicoot
Could it possibly be true? Could it ever be done right, or would it be an abomination, like most everything released post Naughty Dog?
I've been hurt so many times, I don't know if I can do this again
>>340462128
my sides
>>340471981
Reminder that Naughty Dog now makes mature games for a mature audience like myself, so if it ever comes back you can tell it's going to be made by a sub par Sony first partyNot that Naughty Dog is any good but you get me
Someone design a reggie + background for the collage and I'll do the rest
>>340471791
>being this insecure over criticism of your waifu company
I'm looking forward to Scalebound to the point of comparing it to ps4's so called biggest exclusive, but of course you wouldn't notice that since I'm not fellating MS for every single title they drop regardless of quality like a real hardcore 1337 g4m3r would
>>340471434
It was never about anything new
You said they had nothing to show, which they do. You may not like it, it may not be all new, but it is enough for a whole show.
You lost. You are simply wrong
>>340460105
>Predictions?
Shit from everyone who isn't Sony. Xbox exclusives on PC.
>Most looking forward to?
CRASHY B BAAAABY
>Snacks
Who knows.
>>340472418
>It was never about anything new
>>340469349
>Microsoft will focus more on all their titles coming to PC instead of new things for their console.
>you lost
for a "winner" you seem pretty unsatisfied and angry about it. also, sorry but taste can't be "wrong". if I find a game boring or shit, there's nothing you can do about it even if you start kicking and screaming
>2 years in a row people make one squilliam thread and the collab is done by the 4th-5th thread
>This years we've been waiting for days with squilliams ready and nothing
WEEEEEEE AAAAAAARE THEEEE DEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
POST THOSE IMPOSSIBLE DREAMS BABY
>NEW NOT-SHIT PATAPON
>NEW NOT-SHIT CRASH BANDICOOT
>NEW NOT-SHIT THPS
>NEW NOT-SHIT CONSOLE ANIMAL CROSSING
>NEW NOT-SHIT CONSOLE MAINLINE KIRBY GAME
>BURRITO GALAXY RELEASE DATE
>KERO BLASTER SEQUEL
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I run a small/shitty stream once a year for E3. I stream the conferences with shenanigans, music, movies between conferences and other various tomfoolery. The other important thing to mention is there is a 50 person cap on this stream. Why? E3 streams get packed and this is another option for chatting and watching without the tons of people to weed through.
Keep in mind though, this stream isn't perfect, if you watch I recommend keeping another stream to watch on the side just in case.
Reply if you're interested and plan on coming, so I know what to expect:
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Come early, there will be movies. Also to grab your spot in the stream.
>>340470720
No shit, that's half the reason people watch it every year.
>>340472802
>They have nothing else to show
Thats what I was replying to
Taste has literally nothing to do with if they have something to show or not you fucking dunce.
You are literally saying these things that don't need to be said because you think you have a point.
Lets recap
>They have nothing to show
[list of game]
>I don't like these
Doesn't matter
>They have nothing new to show
So fucking what. Literally irrelevant to the fact that they have stuff to show
>Microsoft will focus more on all their titles coming to PC instead of new things for their console.
Again, pointless
>>340460259
Fixed her face
>>340473762
Cute!
>>340473520
>Thats what I was replying to
yes, run away and pretend you were only replying to an isolated sentence instead of the whole post.
you totally pwned me now.
>Taste has literally nothing to do with if they have something to show or not you fucking dunce.
yup, nothing worth noting, much less being hyped for.
>Doesn't matter
>So fucking what.
>Again, pointless
this all sounds like desperation to me.
>NOOO you're supposed to care!!!1! you're supposed to like them all! waaahh
>predictions
Filler out the ass
>most looking forward to
Absolver, For Honor, Mass Effect Andromeda.
>snacks
Made some badass Jalapeño chicken poppers.
>>340473973
>Literally grasping at straws
Good to know I wasted my time
>Nintendo E3, if they actually do one instead of a digital event for once
>audience is gathered around the stage
>spotlight shines on stage, but instead of Reggie with his body ready, he's face down dead
>woman runs on stage screaming
>oh no, he's dead, who could have done this!?
>there's only one man who can solve this case..
>that prosecutor...
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyMj8Z5d1ek starts playing
too bad it's just a fantasy
>>340474295
>be desperate
>accuse others of desperation
I'm sorry for bullying MS-chan, anon. I didn't know she was your waifu.
>>340473436
>http://pastebin.com/jRBcPWH2
I'm off sunday and monday, sounds like a lot of fun. I'll plan on attending
>>340473940
ThanksI'm new at photoshopand drawing
>>340461906
I've got one of them but wasn't monitoring those threads that closely.
Please do squilliam golden Freiza.
I really hope Phantom Dust 2 comes through.
>>340475013
You missed the fixed TJ
>>340460105
>Predictions?
Cringe of the Next Dimension.
Hopefully some eldah scrools.
>Most looking forward to?
The cringe! So hilarious.
>Snacks?
Trash food. Burger King holmes. Combos. Pizza Rolls. Helllll yeahhhh.
>>340475126
They re-rebooted it so they might not have anything to show.
I hope we get concrete dates for Shadow Warrior 2 and Yakuza0. IIRC Yakuza0 is semi-confirmed 2017
>localizing 5 took a full year
>localizing 0 is taking a year and a half
Also want Dishonored 2 to look interesting, I know its going to be good as long as they don't change up too much
comfytheatre's E3 schedule.
One of the movies is going to be kung pow. Not sure of the others. We're going to watch a lot of anime in between conferences, I know one of them is JoJo, I think only part 3 for now.
A new, true Metroid game as maybe a surprise announcement at the end of TreeHouse streams?
I mean fuck are they even showing off Fed Force this year?
>>340468683
>he doesn't know
>>340476214
I don't think they will have much to show, considering they even wanted it to be a Zelda-only nintendo direct
All you faggots bitching and whining don't release how fucking GOOD you have it. Any game will come out, be it good or bad. But it'll come OUT.
Unlike HL2 Ep 3. There is no game at all that comes close to this blue balls fest
>>340476614
>Any game will come out, be it good or bad. But it'll come OUT.
N-no it won't...
>>340476614
>valve
>announcing games
why? Gaben already has enough money to buy the whole internet and all restaurant chains
