http://www.pcgamer.com/youll-soon-be-able-to-get-prosthetics-based-on-deus-exs-augmentations/
>Razer gets into the prosthetic market
ITS NOT EVEN A JOKE
>>340421379
>Razer
It's gonna need a lot of maintenance.
https://youtu.be/rJvNe5k7suY
How did this even come about?!?
>>340421379
To interested anons.
Practice on a hotdog first, otherwise you might rip your dick off.
>/v/'s dream of robotic enhancements becomes a reality
>it's fucking razer
>>340421728
can't make this shit up
>>340421379
What the fuck
time to cut my arm off
We always asked for this.
meme magic is real
I really don't get how the thing moves. Is it connected to the nerves or something like that? Do they explain it in the video?
>>340422246
Sensors placed on the skin, underneath a shell, that detect muscle impulses from wherever the arm was cut off
>>340422246
There's an augmentation you can take at lvl2 that can control it. They go over it in the video.
Electronic old men
and their flexibility
>>340422805
I take it they were agreeable?
>>340421379
Can't wait to see what the fucking madcatz version looks like.
>>340421529
This I would go limbless rather than have a Razer limb. What a joke company who's target audience is literally the MLG crowd.
will rainbow LEDs be banned because theyre performance enhancing
>>340423283
kek.
>Madcatz one has 12 fingers, but they're all up by the elbow
>finally about to hack arm off
>Razor
>fucking Razer
Well we still have some more time together, my arm.
>>340421379
>get blown up in Iraq
>get a fucking Razer arm
truly, war is hell
I dream of the day we get fully functional mechanical arms that are on the same level as natural limbs.being disabled sucks
I'd be cool with a limb like that if I didn't have to take tacro for the rest of my life just to avoid rejection of it.
>>340424037
I can't wait to go full cyber body like Raiden
>>340424037
im sorry anon.
It'd be so sad to see some fucker with an overpriced gamer branded prosthetic limb
>>340424543
What if he has those arm blades implemented?
>>340424118
I'm going to hold onto my ability points until NG+. Then I'll dump them all into DEX.
>>340421728
If I saw a bunch of these kids with augmentations in 10 years I would actually choose not to get augmentations. I would actually be anti aug desu.
>>340421379
I'll rather that crazy arm Joseph had in Jojo
This is actually really cool, aside from the fact that Razer is involved.
>>340421379
>Razer
enjoy changing your hands every 6 mos-1yr
>>340424037
Did you type this with your dick?
A lot of today's technology was inspired by shit like star wars and star trek.
This is the same vein.
>>340421379
Into my cyberpunk folder it goes.
>robotic prosthetics exist
>still no cure for pattern baldness
>>340425392
>staying as a skinshit faggot
>not wanting to have enhanced strength, inability of gaining fat, feel no pain, cool A E S T H E T I C arm
They kind of touched on this in Dude Sex: Huge Man Revolution, but prosthetics don't have to be human
You could make your arm basically anything you wanted and have it be more useful than a human arm
The best part is that your brain would be ok with it, brain plasticity is an amazing thing
I read an article about phantom limb patients being asked to mime through doing a task with their phantom limb and when asked to do something physically impossible, their phantom limb changed, grew extra joints, etc, so they could accomplish it
>>340427324
Just shave it off.
if you wanna go full hipster mode; wear a flat cap, glasses and grow a beard and you're good to go.
>>340427324
buy some plugs
>>340427754
I'm not at that stage yet. So far, my crown is thinning a bit, but not much else.
>>340427882
Bite the bullet and do it now, get used to it
You're never going back
>>340427324
>In my early 20's
>Already getting widow's peak
>Male pattern baldness doesn't run in my family
JUST
>>340427779
That shit is expensive and they only last a few months.
>>340427607
I'll wait for Nano augs as they > mech augs also you wont look like an edgy faggot.
>prosthetic limbs still aren't as good as natural limbs
you'd think we'd be putting more funding to this shit, considering that losing a limb can fuck your life sideways
>>340421728
Every time.
>>340421379
>gaming journalism in nutshell
They literally are mindless drones that completely accept the corporate narrative fed to them and have absolutely no kind of thought process of their own do they.
I'm not even going to open that shitty article the headline alone is so ridiculous.
>>340421728
Monkeys paw is getting a little too meta
>>340421379
>>340428045
rip off some rich guys hand and you'll find that funding
>>340427607
Inability of going fat would have to be linked to the inability to eat food, which -- if you're the type of person to get fat in the first place -- is probably a dealbreaker
>>340428129
???
The fuck are you talking about? It's news. on a news site. It's not a paid review or sponsored by fucking doritos. This literally has nothing to do with your whole ethics in journalism garbage.
>>340421379
I always like Razer's CEO dramatic way of talking.
>>340428045
They're not even trying. They should have had them to a point where mini tools come out of the fingers to make life more convenient by now.
>>340427324
Because medicine as a science is fucking shit.
>you have to drink a verification can to unlock your daily arm functionality
>>340428087
Somebody burn this thing already.
Madcatz penis prosthetic soon
>>340428036
Skipping mechanical augs and remaining a normal human until then would increase your risk of dying before you see the day that nano augs exist
why not just get mech augs until nano augs come out and upgrade?
>>340422246
nerve connection is not quite done, nerves are incredibly complicated and even more to "read" their signals.
Bionic hands use the muscle movements on whats left of the arm
>>340428548
Antibiotics is probably the last medicine made that cured anything, honestly. Everything else is just a mild treatment that fucks you up in another way or two.
>>340421379
>robotic prosthetics
Cyber legs when?
>>340428648
Fine!!!! I just hate the fact that every normie will have augs but I guess its worth the sacrifice.
>>340428558
>want to masturbate
>all out of Dew
>store's closed
>arm's built-in mic won't pick up me saying the "Do the Dew" slogan ten times for a complimentary hour of arm use
>>340428789
it will cost much brouzouf to fund this technology, culter
>>340428648
>mechanic "augmentation"
>replaces parts of the body with mechanical parts
>nanomachine augmentation
>enhances the body as it is without replacement
Maybe because upgrading a mechanical limb with nanoaugs is stupid
>>340428045
Prosthetic legs have allowed people to run faster since the 90s
There's already a muscle controlled prosthetic arm with a powered elbow joint and (simplistic) finger joints that can lift more than the average trained soldier is capable of.
There is also synthetic skin being developed to put over prosthetics and connected to the user's nerves that would allow them to feel touch.
>>340427324
Is that pupper okay now?
>people honestly think prosthetics will ever be as strong and dynamic as the real deal
Sorry fags it's biomechanical or bust.
>>340428937
By that point you could probably get your head stuck onto your tank-grown nanoskeleton
>>340428789
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2z8CE2vomY
Hugh Herr already made some
>>340423283
>Prosthetics designed by videogame accessory manufacturers
The future is bright
>>340429105
>>340428937
>>340429105
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/us-scientists-plan-grow-new-limbs-amputees-stem-cells-1515611
"Aesthetic" Prosthesis shells aren't anything new.
The quest is if Razr is seriously committed to this, or if they'll price-point exclude most people and be faggots.
>>340428045
>>340428045
Leg's have come a ridiculous ways actually.
A really fucking far way
>>340429264
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>>340427616
You telling me to order a drill instead of an arm?
Remember THAT thread?
>>340429103
people said similar things about the mobile market 15 years ago and look where we are now
>>340421379
Dont expect deus ex tier prosthetics for another 200 years
>>340429103
sorry breh, but only full cyber gets you a qt loli body for the rest of your life
>>340429451
I'm not NOT telling you to do that
>>340428409
>>340428902
You literally are this stupid? Its gaming site promoting a game via some idiotic prothesis scheme that has absolutely zero base on reality. There are no Deus Ex based prothesis and as for when we might have them, I don't know, there's a shitload of issues between marrying a living nerve to something non-organic. What at most we can do is to use the existing muscles and use their contractions to trigger whatever we want from the hand, and this apparently works as they brain is malleable enough to learn it so it doesn't feel completely awkward thing to do.
>>340421379
>Razer
Oh yeah I'm gonna fucking love green LEDs in my arm I can't ever turn off.
>>340427324
sleep tight poopper
>>340429613
order the chroma version than fgt
>>340421379
I asked for this.
>it's not your fault, goy, why with that substandard arm of yours of course you lost!
>you need our Pro Gaming arm to I don't even really want to finish this joke
>>340429103
Prosthetic legs are already better than the real deal though.
>>340429492
Why do you say this? Do you know anything about technology?
>>340429492
We're getting there. Not quite transforming multi tool robo dicks, but still impressive.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CDsNZJTWw0w
>>340429548
You can't play with my mind, boy. I'm gonna get a drill arm and that's it.
>>340421728
YES
So how much Essence will this shit cost? Its early level tech so 3 for an arm?
>>340427972
Widows peak isn't indictive of balding. Widows peak is a genetic trait that some people have since birth. Their hairline just comes to a point. It is a dominant trait so if no one in your family has it, your mom cheated on your dad.
>>340429896
It took humanity thousands of years to discover fire, so of course it's going to take a long time for us to create pretty much anything.
A NEW AGE
>>340429993
So is the guy in this pic gonna cutoff his arm now?
>>340430003
more like 5
>>340429895
It's too bad they make you kill your wife, though.
What button do I press to stop jacking off?
>>340429993
>doesn't have razer socks
>>340430069
Eh, I don't think I want to eat up that much. I can wait another 20 years and get some better quality ones for a lower essence cost.
>>340427616
>brain plasticity is an amazing thing
It really is. This surgery sounds like some Unit 731 shit but it actually works.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njJUcTbR2SY
>>340429103
Steel doesn't rot away or become weaker in a few decades.
>exclusive Apple prosthetic hand
>it only has one finger
>>340429492
I'd say 50. Look at the advancements made in the last 10.
We have 100% artificial hearts keeping over 1000 people alive.
There's about 100 people using an eye implant that takes images sent from a camera in a pair of glasses and transmits it to the brain
We have mechanical leg prosthetics controlled by thought, and mechanical arm prosthetics controlled by remaining muscle
These Open Bionics guys are fucking great.
>have CNC machine and 3D printer
>their whole project is going to be open source
>I do this kind of shit for a living
brb blowing arms off
>>340428045
Not yet they aren't nigger.
>>340430051
I don't know if you have noticed but technology is improving at an exponential rate. What took us 1000 years before may only take us a couple of years now.
>>340430260
What're you worrying about essence for, bitchboy.
Don't wanna go full chrome? Just get an Eyejack.
>>340430327
>its a tentacle
>>340421379
Could be worse. Madcatz could have always be the one spearheading augmentation.
What's the next step?
>>340430405
Because I'm still waiting on magic, elves and dragons to become real.
>>340430570
Electronic old men.
>>340428648
How am I supposed to upgrade when I ain't got no legs no more, Lieutenant Dan?
>>340429048
>tfw you still can't fap and pretend it's not your own hand
>>340430312
Holy shit that's fucking incredible, I would never have thought of that shit
posting augqts
>>340430570
cybernetic eyes
Looks aesthetic as fuck but still sucks as an arm. They have yet to get to the point where it's better or even as good as a regular hand. It's like a glorified grabber tool. No reason to cut your hand off for this shit. Maybe in like 10-20 years they'll be that good.
>>340430484
That's horrifying
>not even 1 second about how it's going to capture nerve signals
into the trash
>>340430672
Thats why you gotta do it like Jensons, where the arms are bolted to as many bones as possible, from the shoulder all the way down to most of the rib cage. Or just go full titanium skeleton mode.
How is it powered?
>>340421379
The monkeys paw worked! You can thank me guys.
>>340430484
SIGN ME THE FUCK UP
>>340430484
That's exclusive to Japan
>>340430663
Then you get a new set of legs.
>>340430805
Bluetooth
>>340423359
>not using an MLG prosthetic limb with 2,000,000 API and rainbow LEDs
>>340430805
it will capture meme signals
>Buy a Razer mouse
>It breaks within month
>Buy a Razer 360 pad
>It breaks within month
>Buy a Razer keyboard
>It breaks within month
Yeah, i think ill pass
>>340430895
Doesn't that mean anyone can hijack your arm?
>>340430928
>the robotics of the future will be powered by memes
What a world
>>340430805
Theres another video showing how it works. Looked like it was just electrodes on the part of his arm that still existed.
>>340427324
>robotic prosthetics exist
>Still no foreskin regeneration.
>>340430886
he looks surprisingly happy for a man with no wang
>>340430898
Don't forget the mountian dew dispenser
>>340421379
I'm legit excited that we're entering the age when missing arms can be replaced.
Next step: eyeballs.
>>340430813
Candy bars.
>>340430312
That's fucking horrifying and fascinating at the same time
>>340431083
Next stop: Brains
Brain augs fucking when
Brain transplants when
Synthetic brains when
>>340430754
Ma nigga
>>340431038
Foreskin is fucking gross
>>340431178
here we go!
>>340430484
holy fuck this is some kind of texhnolyze shit
>>340431149
Every time when I see such images I just think how did they lose their limbs.
>>340431083
>Next step: dicks.
FTFY
>>340430964
>>340421379
Looks reallyhandy
>>340429895
Only at a flat track in specific conditions, anything else and they are a drag.
>get a razer limb
>it suddenly stops working
>need to plug it in and out
>>340431149
>>340430754
new fetish acquired
![mg22329803.900-1_800[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ifqU6zb.jpg "mg22329803.900-1_800[1].jpg")
I will only be augmented after I die.
>die, want to keep all my cool shit in my tomb
>need to prevent grave robbers
>get a stripped down future version of one of those Asian heavy lifter suits grafted to my bones and the flesh welded back together
>induction charging system in the coffin
>when the robbers attack, my decaying corpse will rise and start strangling the intruders while the speakers shit talk them
>>340430312
I am very spooked.
>>340431340
>>340430484
This isn't a bad idea as it only has one digit that needs to contract. Makes it easier to set and adopt.
>>340429076
He's got a tick problem. Check you doog for ticks
>>340421379
God damn it, Monkey Paw
>>340430342
>>340429492
Technological and scientific progress tends to follow an 'S' pattern
So initial slow progress in the first leg
Then a sudden exponential burst after a major breakthrough occurs
Then a slow down as we reach the limits of optimization
Its hard to gauge progress right now because we're still in the first leg.
So at current pace, could be several decades. But you never know when a breakthrough will be around the corner.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uO-Dz4GVFM
>Razer
>>340431382
>>340430484
aw yis. I might be inclined to actually buy apple now.
>>340430312
She's got a bit of a limp, but that's amazing.
>>340430793
>No reason to cut your hand off for this shit. Maybe in like 10-20 years they'll be that good.
We're a long fucking way away from prosthetics that are better than a human limb, let alone so much better that people would actually amputate totally working bodyparts to replace them with prosthetics. That's a huge threshold to climb over. Like, being merely twice as good wouldn't cut it. It would have to be a hundred times better than a human limb for humans to actually go and think "yeah, I won't need this stupid flesh thing ever again".
>>340430484
I wonder if she schlicks with it.
>>340431381
Glad I could help
The memes...
>>340430754
>>340430952
Deathadder 2013 is pretty gr8, had it since 2013
Androids fucking when
>>340430781
sauce please
>>340431842
They're going to butcher us the second they stop being retarded, why the fuck would you want that?
>>340421379
>promotional prosthetics
don't forget the last time this happened
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZNFkMW9uFg
>>340430754
>there are people on /v/ RIGHT NOW that will throw away their essence for a mechanical arm from a dewritos company
>>340431647
Just twice as good as a human arm would be fucking unreal. Think about the upper limit of how good an arm can be. Imagine going from what you've got right now to something that could curl twice what that giant who plays the Mountain can.
>>340431842
>>340431946
Singularity fucking when
>why the fuck would you want that?
humans are shit anyways.
>>340431810
alright, let's just get this out of the wayshe's probably amazingly fast at typing
>>340431842
Fuck androids I saw Ex Machina no way man no way
>>340431972
God i feel bad for that man
>>340431946
Artificial intelligence is destined to be the dominant "life form" in the galaxy
Somewhere out there, an alien race has already built superintelligent AI and it has taken over
We're going to get killed by an AI from somewhere, might as well make our own so it remembers us
>>340432084
Not yet I won't but once they're better than human limbs I'm eschewing this flesh at the first opportunity. Meld with the machine, become better, become more than human.
>>340431946
Robots are smart. They'll only kill the dangerous humans.
>>340431647
Honestly it's hard to say how fast shit like that can accelerate. If we decided we needed human augmentation, and we put enough money into it, for sure we could develop it in 20 years. It's just a matter of profit. Right now, it's not worth investing in, so it simply doesn't exist, but who knows, people might just decide soon that augmentations are the way to go.
I mean there are already contraptions you can attach to your legs that save about half your energy walking.
>>340432192
You can just feel his disappointment at being used as a billboard for a shitty Japanese company.
>>340421616
Now I can actually believe that a razer / mad catz limb would try to kill people.
>>340431647
Also theres the added bonus of never getting any cancer from that part of the body.
>>340431913
Goku Midnight Eye
I hope my legs are ok after the operation
>>340431647
I don't know about you, but I'd gladly remove my feet if there were decent prosthetics. fucking hate foot pain. imagine being able to stand for 10 hours straight.
>>340432105
If we ever do explore the galaxy, it will likely be our robotic descendants rather than us squishy biological humans.
>>340431810
ROBOJOB
>>340432261
>he thinks his can opener body can compete with magic
Don't make me laugh.
>>340432271
It's easy to convince ppl that augs are the way to go. Just need the right type of aug.
If I punch someone to death with that arm, would Razer get sued?
>Walk into a Limb Clinic after an accident involving a cheese grater
>They tell me they got this new cheap stuff from AMD and Mad Catz, so I can save $100 CND for half a videogame
>They put me under
>Wake up with a tentacle instead of an arm
Fucking Mad Catz
>>340432476
If you kill somebody with Razer keyboard do they get sued?
>>340432232
>We're going to get killed by an AI from somewhere, might as well make our own so it remembers us
Anon you are literally me>mfw went to uni in psychology and switched
>am now doing my computer engineering degree
I can't wait
>>340432350
>Goku Midnight Eye
Thank you
>>340432476
The real question is would the punch leave a Razer logo on their face like the old Mercedes hood ornament did?
>>340432413
But then you'd just be putting all your weight on your leg stumps instead.
With prosthetics I will become doomguy
You'll all see
>>340421379
Welp, time to go saw off my arms and legs.
Next they'll partner with Blizzard and make a prosthetic arm based on Genji's arm but instead of shuriken it'll dispense doritos.
>>340432476
You are aware that the act of punching someone with a cheapo prosthetic limb would be extremely painful.
....the actual biomedical companies have been working on this for years FYI. . See DEKA arm.
Hell some Russians made synthetic neurons for a super computer that were looking at to interface with organic neurons
>>340432678
For you.
>>340430051
This is an insanely retarded metric, exponential advancement is a huge factor in scientific/technological advancement. It's what allowed us to go from the invention of basic airplanes and automobiles to supersonic jets, the Internet, extremely fast computers the size of a razor thin wallet, self-driving cars, spacecraft and satellites, penicillin, vaccines and cures for a shit load of diseases (polio, malaria, etc) and so on and so forth, within a single century.
Now consider that technology is advancing much faster now than it was in the last century and realize we probably can't even comprehend what awaits just 50 years from now (if we're not dead)
>>340432642
not if you cushion the feet enough.
>>340421379
>>340432791
This anon understands
>>340432791
less than that even. interesting time to be alive.
>>340432658
Shut_up_and_take_my_money.jpg
fuck augmentations. digital immortality when?
>>340428789
Post your face when you found out E.Y.E. 2 is happening
>>340432753
Thanks doc
>>340431946
Nah man, we got this. They'd never turn on us.
>>340433018
Consciousness simulation is a whole different ball game son
>No prosthetic limbs based on MGSV
>>340430484
>you were born just in time to get tentacle raped by an augmented girl
all I'd really like are robot legs. imagine if everyone just ran everywhere. you could even jump over buildings and fall from insane heights.
It's my house. Here use this controller
>>340433018What if we already are, not yet aware, and this is just a game?
>>340433046
Np famalam. Gonna be some GOOD SHIT soon
>>340433126
you dont want it >>340431972
>>340432232
"Man becomes, as it were, the sex organs of the machine world..." -Marshall McLuhan
>>340433018
You really want that anon? You realize that would allow for digital Hells right?
Can we speed things up and get to the powered exoskeletons?
>>340433151
>cars have been replaced by 2100
>now we all just run really fucking fast down the street making car noises with our mouths
>>340433105
I genuinely feel bad for that robot. Poor guy just wants to do his job.
>>340432427
No, shut up. I WILL travel space and fornicate with other ayyliens, not some sentient piece of tin can. Mark my words, in fact preserve these words for future generations.
>>340433283
....we've had them. For a long time
>>340433157
0/10 I can't pick up feathers with this shit.
>>340433151
>fall from insane heights.
>land on feet
>spine shatters
>but atleastmy legs are okay
>>340433308
Well technically that IS his job.
>>340433139
what a time to be alive!
>>340433308
If it makes you feel better, the guy pushing him is his creator and would probably kill himself if it broke.
>>340433294
>implying I will give up my qt car
>>340433308
Its just a robot, it can't feel annoyance or sadness.
That being said, I have a weird empathy for robots who can display sadness. Like that little tour guide one that can show a sad face.
>>340433105
Why is that guy such a dick?
HEY YOU FAGS SEEM LIKE FANS OF SCI-FI
REMINDER THAT IF YOU HAVEN'T READ THIS SHORT STORY YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT ANYTHING
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>>340433139
>You were born just in time to become an immortal tentacle rape machine and mindfuck robot girls until their circuits overload into ahegao
>Then make them bear your nano-swarm children
Fuck life enhancers, death when?
>>340433105
TIME TO LEAVE THEM ALL BEHIND
>>340433491
Its just a robot, it can't feel annoyance or sadness.
That's what they want you to think.
>>340433560
tl,dr
>>340433308
That is his job. He was made for the sole purpose of getting shit on by his human overlords.
