Get the fuck in here and prepare for some hipster hacking shitfest!
https://youtu.be/U1jKN4HoHPs
WHY IS NO ONE SAVING THIS FOR E3
>>340414638
BECAUSE THEY HAVE MORE STUFF TO SHOW THERE AND OBVIOUS SHIT GETS OUT OF THE WAY EARLY
>>340414702
WHY ARE YOU YELLING
>>340414736
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>340414736
BECAUSE YOU ARE YELLING AT ME
>>340414580
Did anyone even like the first one? Why is it getting a sequel?
>>340414580
>>340414638
>>340414702
>>340414736
>>340414770
>>340414796
ITS HABBENING
A BLACK CHARACTER IN SAN FRANSISCO NAMED MARCUS
>Eyyy senpai what kind of character do you want?
>You know, the Mafia 3 type of
>remember that game nobody really liked?
>let's make another one!
>>340414638
E3 is over-saturated. You get 5 minutes in the spotlight then are immediately forgotten.
You reveal before or right after E3 and you're more in the spotlight.
Literally everyone realises this. It's why Sony/MS didn't reveal their consoles at E3.
Can't wait for the the downgrade
the fuck is this
WATCH DOGE 1 ON SALE
WORTH IT Y/N?
>It's an "Eventual Graphic Downgrade" episode
/pol/ is gonna have a field day with this.
>Mr robot: the game
remember to lower the fuck out of your expectations ready for the buggy downgrade release folks
>those graphics though
this might actually be good
and we got animals
>>340415402
Is anyone expecting anything else?
>We wanted someone who represented california
What happened to e3 reveals? Everything is getting revealed a week before the show and it makes me concerned that by next week there will be nothing new to see
>Another black protagonist.
>Play as a nigger
No thank you.
>>340415398
dont disrespect mr robot like that
>>340414854
I unironically enjoyed WD but this.. I can't.
No.
>consoles hold back even the sequels graphics, basically looks worse than the first game
>you play as a black hacker of all stereotypes
I'll be amazed if it's decent. Simply amazed.
It would probably get GOTY just for not being a laughable joke.
>Police "profiling" made him do it!
SJWs: the game
>>340415462
Screen shot that and wait when the game is released. It's gonna get a down grade.
What is this song and video
>black character
>gangster history
im not even a nigg but give it a rest with the cliche
>>340414580
>embody the spirit of california
>black man
Does Europe not know that this isn't the 80's & 90's anymore? It's pale white hipster central now. Even the black guys are hipster losers, look at Stefan Burnett,OFWGKTA or Kendrick Lamar.
DUDE PIXELS LMAO
what the fuck is this shit
looks like garbage
>>340415402
>lowering expectations
Mate looking at this mess at the moment my expectations are currently non-existant
Ah man GAF is gonna love this.
>>340414580
WE WUZ HACKERS N SHIET
>That gameplay
Literally Ass Creed
>>340415659
WE WUZ PARKOUR N SHIETZ
HOLLLL UP
>>340415531
>>340415541
fuck off with your waif hipster bullshit nerds.
Is it worth $10 if I just want a open world city game? Looks kinda comfy
Can we make a list
>Watch Dogs 2
>Mafia III
>Halo 5
>Weapon is a ball
ANONYMOUS
A BLACK GUY
SWINGING HIS BALLS
>>340415716
You can buy it for 2$ on G2A and Kinguin
this game is edgy as fuck
watch dogs 1 was shit
this one i don't know
really, for me it's the story of Aiden Pearce, this new character don't seems charismatic or anything like that..
this game is edgy as fuck, even more than 1
>cinematic trailer
Shit.
>nigger trailer
Absolutely terrible.
>parkour
Well, that's neat.
Bring back Aiden and stop killing my excitement.
did i just see a rage face
>>340414850
The first one was a let down but not a bad game.. This doesn't look like it's over the top graphics tho. It shows potential... The first game showed potential too though...
>>340415704
>Says the cuck.
>A yoyo weapon
>>340415724
A list of what, boring sequels?
>>340415659
DINDU NOTHIN WE WUZ GOOD BOIZ
>>340415716
It's irredeemable garbage and /v/ is filled with shills trying to make the sequel matter.
>>340415642
I aint your mate, mate
Did anyone else see that "Y U No" meme?
man fuck puppies
>>340414580
Watch dogs 2 looks really lame. Special after the Deus ex: Mankind Divided stream.
AlsoWE WUZ HIPSTER HACKERZ
>>340415704
Fuck off, Keandre
>Even Puppies?
MEMES CONFIRMED
>LOLZY
>EDGY
>TAPPING INTO THE MEMES
M E M E S
E
M
E
S
ALL THE MEMES
MEMES
joke fucking game, what a fucking disaster
I wonder how much pandering it will have to BLM types. The Division had a BLM character that was not flattering at all to the group.
>edgy
>memes
>>340415828
Did you expect anything other than spoiled memes from an Ubisoft game?
>>340414580
>literally anonymoose
the fuck
>>340414580
HACKTIVISM
JUST
>that weapon
>the gay area
>black guy
>more hacker shit
>It's a literal meme game
>memes culture.
Wew.
>Lulzi
>Meemes
>Trollz
>XD
God, is this how people see us hackers?
>Ball weapon
>memes
>internet culture
>fun
>>340414580
>No fat hackers
You had one job
>>340415919
WE WUZ DEDSEC N SHIET
JOIN US , WILL GIVE DANK MEMES
>eagle vision
>>340415970
>us hackers
>>340415970
>us
>Hacked 6 cars and 1 helicopter in 4 seconds
wow what a fun game
>>340415970
>us hackers?
>>340414580
This is PC only, who cares.
Hahah NOBODY ITS GONNA PLAY A NIGGA CHARACTER UBISOFT ITS DOOMED
D O O M E D
HACKERS WITH INTERNET MEMES. EDGY. LITERALLY JARED LETO'S JOKER HACKER
D O O M E D
Wow these graphics look amazing cant wait for them to be downgraded. :)
>hacking a 60's muscle car
>>340415603
>Ubisoft Europa
>>340414580
No one asked for this.
>You can hack into cars
>Hacks into a old school Dodge Challenger
Dropped.
>how do you do, fellow hackers?
EDGY NIGGER MEMES
FUCKING GOTY
>>340416056
you retarded son?
How are people still falling for Ubisoft?
All there games are exactly the same.
>>340415970
Weee ar legun don fordon forget e pxoxxpoexpect us xDD
>nonlethal nignog
wat
>>340416061
>>340416138
D O O M E D
SEE THAT MOUNTAIN!
YOU CAN HACK IT!
>niggers
>knowing how to computer
kek
>>340414580
where were you when ubisoft released their shittiest game yet
so w-whats the black actors name? I-its not like I want his big black dick or anything
Never forget
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNter0oEYxc
>>340416170
>How are people still falling for Ubisoft?
Normalfags don't care. They just want the next open world distraction game.
I liked the first one. It wasn't mind blowing but it was enjoyable enough. Storyline was fucking retarded and the driving was shitty but hacking traffic lights and beating up minorities with a police baton was fun
>fly trough rings in the sky
truly the masters of innovation over at Ubisoft
>>340414580
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>>340414580
Ubisoft fuck off please, we don't play your games anymore and haven't in years.
>all this hacking stuff
Hey, this is actually looking REALLY good. Except for the nigger.
>>340416238
Marco!
>yfw this game is even worse than the original
>>340416206
>See that person? You can hack them! Nonlethally of course
>everyone stops dead in their track and looks at their phone the second someone calls
no one does this
this shit looks worse than GTA 5 and it's a bullshot trailer
>>340414580
>tfw falling for this
HELP
What went wrong with the first one? I remember it was hyped to oblivion
>>340416261
looks shit. cant believe idiots get excited for this
If it won't be 30 fps capped and shit it might actually be worth more than 10 euro
>>340414580
>game about a nigger made by a bunch of nu-male beta white males
This is bizzare as fuck.
Hopefully the driving will be improved. That's all I care about.
>>340416305
>this is actually looking REALLY good
you deserve to have your $59.99 + tax taken from you
>>340416241
>literally posted less than a week ago
>everybody forgot already
>>340415020
Wow, they are not afraid of showing how terribly it actually looks? That is surprising for Ubi.
Or wait, are they going to downgrade this laggy turd even further?
WHY WOULD YOU EVER NEED TO HAVE A CROWD'S PHONES GO OFF SIMULTANEOUSLY?
ALL THESE STUPID HACKING GIMMICKS NEVER HAVE A POINT AND JUST FEEL LIKE BUSY WORK!
>implying I'd wanna co-op with some retard
''seamless online'' or more commonly known as ALWAYS online
fuck Ubisoft
>>340416383
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNter0oEYxc
>>340416152
E3_lighting 0
THIS
IS
PC
ONLY
WHO
CARES
>>340416383
Bugs, down grade visuals, shit game mechanics, and boring story.
DO WE HAVE HELICOPTERS???
>>340414580
How are you people falling for this again?
>>340416441
Whatever you say, faggot. The hacking looked neat.
>san fran
so i can hack homeless people?
>Fucking selfies
Hackers dont do that
>>340416383
downgrades, bad everything
>>340415269
No. Its not even worth the time to play it for free.
>there are people pissed off because the character is black
This level of retardation will never not be funny
WE
>>340416514
No-ones falling for this you stupid spastic
>>340416536
>Hackers dont do that
Hackers aren't also niggers as well
Anyone caught that stutter when the car crashed through the gate?
>We're making this game with the player in mind
lol
>You can do anything! like in real life!
....What is the point then? Tell me about the story for fuck sake? i can do all that by literally steping outside of my house.
>>340416383
>Awful main character, probably among the worst of all time
>Bad story
>Driving physics are fucked
>The majority of the activities are just driving missions
>The rest are just Ass Creed cut paste side activities
>>340414580
>Show off the game by playing as some nigger
>Implying groids are capable of using technology for anything more than posting memes on twitter
Dropped
Why not call it watch dogs ded sec instead of just 2
>>340414580
>ITS ASSASSINS CREED MODERN
This game is gonna be epic
I hope we have air vehicles this time
>>340416589
WUZ
>>340415402
I'm literally expecting shit on a replica of shit.
>>340416585
Actually I'm pissed off because Ubisoft completely ruined the first game due to their retarded shit.
Nigger MC is just a cherry on top.
I hope they fucking burn.
well that was awful
>>340415269
DO NOT BUT IT
yeah bro down with the system i love being a geeky hacker
*we never forgive, we never forgett*
>>340416585
why can't i play as a cute anime girl in watch dogs
>>340416659
edgy
>neo normalfags /v/ is hype for Watch Dog 2
What the fuck happened to this place?
Looks surprisingly fun, I enjoyed the first Watch Dogs. Even if it was a husk of what it was supposed to be.
I'll be keeping my eyes on this.
>>340416651
you aren't gonna go outside and run over 10 people and get away with it
>>340416620
It's Ubisoft what did you expect?
>>340416656
Oh yeah and the downgrade but that's standard with Ubishit games.
>gamer gate the main antagonist
>San Francisco
>memes
>>340414580
They downgraded everything so much since 8th gen was clearly a mistake that they even had to make the protagonist black
I missed it
What did they show?
>>340415269
I played it for free and I regret it.
>>340416708
i'm hackin ur memes bro
>>340416656
>climb towers to show map markers
>WE
>>340416585
Yes b-but whats his name??
>>340416693
Remotely caring about the skin color of the protag just makes you a fucking retard.
>>340416693
Nigger MC is just a cherry on top
More like a black berry.
Man, it really looks fantastic.
The first Watch Dogs was a bit underwhelming, but looks like Ubisoft is learning from their mistakes and making a great experience.
>>340416684
HACKANGZZ
>>340416383
Easily one of the most boring games I've ever played in my life. The only good part was the multiplayer hacking cat and mouse mode.
>Chat is disabled
HAHAHAHA gee I wonder why
Are there any other announcements today?
>>340416670
Might as well make a new thread to shill in later. People know garbage when they see it.
>>340416734
>hyped
Read the thread, friend. Is Instagram: The Game.
>>340416798
Aiden was awful so even a black guy is an improvement. That's how much Watch Dogs 1 sucked my balls.
The game looks like shit so maybe this will actually look the same on release.
>>340416732
>tfw you will never play as a fat neckbeard with an anime t-shirt
Literally one job to make the game good. One fucking job.
![Gt+i+have+made+more+games+than+you+gt+i+_2f9bf010d9c9d4d8358c64d7ab863fe4[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ufb180E.jpg "Gt+i+have+made+more+games+than+you+gt+i+_2f9bf010d9c9d4d8358c64d7ab863fe4[1].jpg")
>>340414580
>This game deserves a second game
> whole chat spams "sure Kappa"
>>340416803
It's "We are legion fear us hackers" the game.
HAHA "I IMMEDIATELY LIKE IT MORE THAN THE WHITE BOI"
I loved Watch_Dogs™, and I am glad to say that Watch_Dogs™ 2 is shaping up to be just as great of a game!
>>340415970
>us
>hackers
>>340416803
black guy runs around san fran attacking people with his balls and looking at their mobiles
>>340416585
It's not that he is black. The problem is that he is a nigger. A giant, disgusting douchebag that looks like someone who wants to beat people up all the time and fuck pussieeez yo lmao XD
Even if the guy was white I would still think he is a douchebag and I would fucking hate him. The whole story is now confirmed complete shit.
>>340416803
Same as the first game except you play as a nigger.
>>340415269
Your time is worth more than what that game is worth.
>3D printed guns
what
>>340416853
Do you even immersion?
>>340416448
Just force anonymity in 4chanX options
>>340416825
not gonna lie thats a sexy cover
>>340416881
I was ready to spam WE, they knew.
>>340416803
edgy hipster nigger who dindu nuthin
lel fuck the system MEME REEEEE
So many fucking Ubi shills today. I've never heard anyone on /v/ say a single positive thing about the first game and nobody speaks highly of Ubi fucking ever.
Why would you advertise to a community you misunderstand and are hated by?
>>340416851
Marcus
>>340416974
That's a real thing.
>>340414580
at least you can parkour now and shit. At least that's something.
>>340416825
It's a nice colorful box art, reminds me of FFXV's
>>340416851
Who is this fluid druid?
>>340416825
>hackers go spraypainting shit
Can we load vehicles onto another this time?
Do we have airplanes or helicopters this time?
Can we dive??
>black person in piece of media
>buying it
Its da joos :-DDDDD
fugging niggrs :-DDDDD
>>340415950
Pathetic.
>>340416450
Downgrading is now so synonymous with Ubisoft corporate identity they just do it as part of normal development now.
>>340416951
I'm glad games are generally not designed for nutjobs like you.
>>340417026
The friend to this fluid druid
![yGCQWdT[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/B28l6Yx.jpg "yGCQWdT[1].jpg")
>>340417004
God damn you're a little brat.
This might be a dumb question but it's bothering me quite a bit. Why are they announcing so much shit just before E3? I don't remember it being like this every year. Why not wait for E3 for their announcements? Is it to generate more hype somehow or something?
>>340417089
>>340414580
They need to enhance be whole hacking people and taking their money from ATMs.
Like being able to buy expensive shit etc. It was fun hacking people and taking their money for about 5 minutes in the first one. Then you could only buy the same jackets.
>>340416825
WUZ
>>340416803
MEMES
AlsoDeus ex: Divided Mankind livestream was by far better
Well, I don't know. The mechanics are certainly getting improved greatly.
But I don't want this wewuz hackers and shit. I really don't. It's not the atmosphere I was looking for.
>>340416985
Is this possible on mobile? I'm AFK
>>340416693
Don't worry! You can pre-order the deluxe Hackonymouse special edition to get the genderfluid otherkin hackmcmeme master player skin.
>it's a watch dogs rehash
>nothing is cyberpunkish, no atmosphere, literally nothing
>bad graphics (yes, that's the overclocked PC version that will run at 20 fps)
>memes everywhere
>ubishit
>nigger protagonist
dropped
WE WUZ HAKKERS N SHIEEET
PROTAG DINDU NUFFIN, HE JUST NEEDS MORE GIBSMEDATS FROM THE GUBMENT
>Black Lives Matter
MY SIDES
>>340416825
Did all the edgelords leave to play Reaper 24/7? We have colour again thank fuck
COLOUR!
>>340417160
Because Square Enix had their little show today and they wanted to not feel left out.
>>340417160
they fucked up in E3 last time for watchdogs. Probably just playing it safe.
>LEL WHO SPOTTED THE PEPE IN THE TRAILER? POP CULTURE REFERENCE HAHAA
>Literally Ooga Booga where da hacking at? - The game
>>340416868
+ $0.20
>>340416825
Reminds me of this but worse
>>340416951
Im sorry you got bullied
>>340416945
literally this
Hillary 2016
HE NEEDZ SOME BITZ
>>340417160
So they can all fill their stage time with pretentious bullshit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2qEYCuFxGs
>>340415970
>us hackers
>you are literally playing a bunch of anonymoose san francisco hipster punk faggots with wizard wands that looks like smartphones
lmao dropped like a rock
>>340416868
>>340416974
You even print functional body organs.
>>340416868
>Ubisoft
>learning from their mistakes
>>340417152
And you're a cheeky scamp
>>340416585
my problem is that he appears to be more of a hipster than anything else
is there a way to rewatch the thing? could've sworn I saw pepe of all things
>>340417370
This is what I'm fearing, but yes you are probably right.
I don't mind the black protagonist, but the SJW pandering is off the hook with this one.
>>340416825
Looking at this alone makes it appear even more boring and copy pasta than the first game. What the fuck?
>>340417242
>ubisoft
>bad graphics
hahahahahahahaha
their games my run shit on potato pcs and consoles but their games look better than most games on the market
especially Unity and Division
>>340414580
>getting hype for ubishit games after the division
nah senpai you can keep it
>>340416175
No more embarassing than still following and supporting gamergate
>>340416585
shut up icefrzr
>>340417352
He speaks part truth though, majority of black people in the world are literally niggers.
Go anywhere in the world and you'll see similar fates between them all, it's only those rare few respectable black men that are outliers
>>340415562
>tfw you don't play as a butch pink haired women
Ubisoft is not very forward thinking
Going to hack every female in the game tbqh.
>>340417483
>Division
haha
>>340417487
>after the devision
HACK THE PLANET
HACK THE PLANET
HACK THE PLANET
HACK THE PLANET
HACK THE PLANET
HACK THE PLANET
