GET HYPED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1jKN4HoHPs
>>340414284
Fuck off shill
>>340414354
>video game board
>post upcoming video game content
>"SHILL!"
I'm so hyped for this, Watch Dogs was criminally under appreciated.
2 minutes, here we go!
>>340414602
Show your working
>>340414461
He's right. No one gives a fuck about Watch Dogs
>>340414461
>>340414602
Kill yourself marketer.
>>340414710
Is that why there are multiple threads on the game you shit stain?
The only way I am going to get Watchdogs 2 is if they hack my computer and forcibly install the game.
How has Ubisoft any good will left with gamers?
>Chat is disabled for this live stream.
kek
>>340414795
Because you shills are spamming them?
>>340414795
Literally every thread was about how horrible it was.
>>340414795
/v/ is normalfag central.
ITS HAPPENING!!
>>340414284
>HYPE
>ubishit
>rehash of a shit game
>hype
Their last hope for me is Wild. And real Rayman games.
>>340414934
Wild has nothing to do with Ubisoft, Michel Ancel (sort of) left and its being published by Sony
>>340414884
>Every game I don't like is being shilled
Fuck off
>compares their own development process to a collision
Ubisoft games suddenly make sense.
>>340414894
>>340414904
Fuck off cancer
>>340414795
>I make 5 threads the game is good and important guys!
I bet you believe people actually give a shit about overmeme too.
"in watch dogs, the city was really alive!"
Jesus Christ, do they still believe this bullshit?
>>340414976
>left
Holy shit those graphics
>we really listened to the player feedback
so did they fix the fucking game?
graphics look amazing
black protagonist.
>you play as a nigger hipster parkour hacking in SF
kek
>black protag
dropped
>>340414284
Just show some bloody gameplay you fucking nerds
Oh, look. Niggers. Wow, so diverse! GJ, Ubisoft.
well that trailer was really fucking edgy
>3
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ALL THIS HYPERBOLE
THIS WILL DEFINITELY BE WHAT THE FINAL PRODUCT WILL BE LIKE
NO WAY THEY'RE OVERSELLING TI
>>340415241
>Implying the finished game will even look 1/10 as good
Jesus Christ, the game looks worse than GTA 5 on the PS3 when it launched.
>>340414284
>Implying niggers are smart enough to hack
lmao
>you get to mass murder san fran including trannies, liberals and hipsters
sold. (as in pirated)
>>340414284
everybody take notes. whatever they show you, will be different in the final release.
Ubisoft in charge of delivering
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNter0oEYxc
Ok seriously.
Who cares for this shit?
WE
>>340414284
>Someone worthy
>A fucking ape
>pandering to BLM
and dropped
>Literally a DINDU NUFFIN protag
oh lordy
>le hack gang pepeeeeeeee
Ubisoft have gone too far
>>340414284
>Nigger embodying the spirit of San Francisco
Thank Christ I don't live anywhere near then
>>340415241
main character is literally a dindu
>>340414284
>dindu music
>chimps everywhere
>soldering microchips with a fuck huge soldering pen
>le parkour
>80% of things showed in those two minutes I wasted watching will not get past the cinematic preview
>cinematic preview basically nothing
>dindus doing payday shit with drones yeah a fanta sea
Fuck off shill
It's a "muh racism, black guy getting profiled the wrong way because he's black" character, boy how original.
>black hacker from oakland
HAHAH OH LAWD I AM LAFFIN
>>340415565
WUZ
>>340415565
WUZ
>being hyped for watch dogs
doesn't ubisoft know blacks don't buy, right?
>>340414284
WE WUZ HACKERZ N SHEET
>ubisoft shows off a great looking game with interestin gameplay
>people actually believe that ubisoft might finally release something good
>the game turns out to be a downgraded piece of shit
>ubisoft announces a sequel
>people get hyped again
>DINDU NUFFING protag angry about getting caught for commiting no crime
>get mad about this
>go out and commit mass crimes.
Nice one ubisoft.
>>340415612
>>340415628
HACKERZ AN SHIT
>accused in crime, he didn't commit
HE DINDU NUFFIN
>>340415612
>>340415628
K A N G Z
>protag has CLACKER VOLLEY
sold
Woah! It's a.......
N IG G E R
I
G
G
E
R
Dropped.
>Black guy
>pro-tag is a criminal because that's the nature of the game
>"he get profiled the wrong way because he's black"
WE WUZ HACKAS N SHIT
Holy shit it's horrible. How can you make something SO edgy and feel confident about it.
Since the first game was utter shit and it's made by Ubishit. Yeah I'm HYPE as fuck. Fuck off, OP.
>accused in crime, he didn't commit
>commits more crime after
HE
WUZ
>>340415684
>>340414461
Why would anyone on 4chan be "hype" for Watch_Dogs 2 you stupid fucking frog? The first one was a complete disaster and a laughing stock.
>anonamaous ;-DD
WE WUZ HACKERS N SHEIT
lulzy
Got fucking dammit the image of hacker hasn't changed much since the fucking 90s.
>>340414284
>WE WUZ MAFIA N SHEET
>WE WUZ WW1 N SHEET
>WE WUZ HACKERZ N SHEET
When will this meme end?
For what?
>>340414284
Answer me you fuck, where do I get your job?
>Hurrr u play in the degen city of San Francisco as DaQuan Jamarius Brown fighting against da oppressive whyte man government
>black mc
>memes
>edge
>le anonymous dedsec
>hackerz
>memes
>some noise they call music
Is this the ultimate /v/ trigger?
>>340414284
>get hyped!
that's what people did with the original Watchdogs and look how that turned out.
You can't fool me ubisoft.
>Cool, edgy memes
Sick memes
>memes
oh this is perfect
since you faggots obviously dislike the game for it's black protag, instead of any number of reasons the game could be bad, Ubisoft can now throw around the race card and get suckers to buy in a "political act"
video games are garbage
I didn't mind he was black. I knew he was gonna be black by the trailer
But the whole BLM approach is just fucking stupid
>>340415846
>There are people with other skin color than white
W
O
W
EDGY MEMESSSSSSSS
L I T E R A L
DINDU
>U
>T
>H
>I
>N
>G
WE MEMES NOW
THE MEMES
>it's all I like
>dedsec is what I like
>edgy
>rebellious
>they want to have fun
>and memes, main point of the internet culture
MEMES
M
E
M
E
S
>with all the memes and visual language of the internet
>but without all the bite obviously
M I M I E S
U N D E R G R O U N D
MORE GAME NEEDS MIMIES
WHERE ARE MY MIIIIIMIES
This is pretty sweet, looks like Ubisoft took notes from the original game and improved on everything.
I never pre-order but I think I'll be doing just that.
This is LITERALLY GTAV with mods
brb checking if there is a thread on /pol/
>Funky memesand shit: The Game
but that one girl looked like Alissa from Arch Enemy, which is always a good thing.
>life size remote controlled car simulator
dont hack my organs again please
>"girls are so dumb whining just play male characters lolll"
>black main character
>"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THIS IS SO DUMB MAKE HIM WHITE
fourchan vee
its funny how this game literally looks exactly the same as watch dogs 1 just set in Fagifornia and has a black protag, pander central incoming
>>340414284
Why? Because they want us to? The first Watch Dogs was terrible.
>chat disabled
>>340415997
BUT ANON WE WUZ HACKERS N SHIT
NIGGERS
HA
NIGGERS
>WE
>SAN FRAN
>MEMES
FEEL THE BERN
WE CAN HACK EVERYTHING
SEE THAT PERSON?
SEE THAT CAR?
SEE THAT ELECTRONIC?
YOU CAN HACK IT
Why do whitey get triggered by other skin-colors in games?
I dont remember niggers or gooks getting mad that 99% of the protagonists of games are white
>le evil corporation has a german name
>drone not getting shot out of the sky in 10 seconds because the fucking loud noise it makes
>>340416131
it was alright, thank god i got it from G2A though, feel bad for the people who payed 60 bucks
>>340416119
i liked san andreas like the next guy, but that game didn't go about touting about how blacks are persecuted and still act like thugs. it was fun, and semi-believable.
this is pandering, pure and simple pandering to BLM.
>>340416167
IT JUST _____
>>340415537
Every GTA character is aswell.
>>340415923
they were always going to do that though, even if /v/ didn't go full /pol/ about it.
I wouldn't be surprised if they went for a black protag just because some people used the original Watchdogs to euthanize minorities.
I mean sure, you're right that the series has enough problems without making it a race issue, but I'm pretty sure people are going to make it a race issue even if you do keep it focused on gameplay and quality.
This game would have been better off it you could create a character imo
>you can hack people
>seniors always have smartphones
lol okay
>>340414284
This is the obvious marketing we talked about in the sticky yesterday.
>>340414284
>Take CS courses
>Not 1 black student in sight
>Only Asians, Indians and some grills
At least make the game more believable Ubisoft
>LE FUGG BLACK PEOPLE LMAO NIGGERS AMIRITE XD
this “thread” in a nutshell
>>340414284
what a shit, everybody who buys it... scratch that, everybody who plays it should feel bad and get cancer
>>340414284
>Nigger speeding
AYO DAS RAYCISS
>>340416227
I'm not triggered by a black Protag. I'm triggered by this hideous thing that is the Watch Dogs franchise. It's not like it's so bad, that it's actually beautiful. No, you can't even play this crap ironically. It's just memeshit.
>U R IN CTRL
>>340416227
Because they end up boring.
If they would write non-whites as interesting as white characters with flaws and shit it would be fine.
But every fucking time these pussies write a non-white character they are scared of giving them any flaws or make them interesting in any way.
>>340416307
>black people must act thuggish for it to be believable
>INTERNET FUCKERY
>>340416328
there will be nothing to stop "hackers" from changing the MC, either.
if people really dislike something, you can't force them to like it. that includes people.
>>340416429
Watch dogs wasnt bad.
it was average, which was bad because it was supposed to be the next jesus of gaming but still it wasn't nowhere unplayable or bad.
and there goes the sound...
>>340416491
CJ was great nigga.
They were actual characters.
This is bland.
Black characters written like that are ironically just boring and vanilla.
So is DEDSEC autistic?
how to spot that it is indeed sci-fi
>niggers can hack
lol
OH MAN
HE GOT BLEEPED
EDGYYYYYYYYYYY
>mfw /v/ are doing exactly what ubi wants them to
>wg is fucking shit
>loads of legit complaints
>make protag black for the 2nd game
>NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
>look see these people only hate the game because they are racist its fine otherwise
good job guys
>>340416491
have you never been to Detroit? Chicago? fucking Africa?
>people in thread poking fun at the race of the main character
>tricked and triggered Tumblrites trip trepidatiously over their tranny trousers
Every time.
>>340416551
for me it was the "for PC //who cares" part and the amount of downgrading they did
also the bugs and the car physics
>>340414284
>/v/ is literally this
i am sold
day 0
>>340416491
>Tfw Martin Luther King Jr doesn't exist because he didn't act thuggish
>>340415660
fun fact: they made the trailer of the game first, then built the game around it according to hype.
>>340416646
I honestly wish they'd stop giving the retard who can barely speak English so many things to say.
>>340416598
quick reminder that you literally haven't heard him speak a single word
>>340416667
>this sheltered
>>340416598
If San Andreas was revealed today /v/ would get triggered out of their minds.
>A NIGGER IN MY GTA GAME
>YOU CAN'T EVEN PLAY AS DA WHITE MAN
>WE WUZ GANGSTAS AND SHIT LOL
WE ARE ANONYMOUS N SHIT
WE ARE LEGION NIGGA
>>340416665
as much as ubisoft planned this, they will still not sell enough copies because niggas ain't paying customers.
>San Francisco
>you are in CTRL
>>340416769
Woah kidd you're actually autistic aren't you?
Shills and tumblr in a thread
sasuga /v/
>>340414284
FUCK OFF MARKETER
NOBODY LIKES YOUR GAME
I saw memes in that reveal trailer. It was awful. So they went from GRIMDARK to Hipster faggot.
also
>black people know how to hack
I can't think of a single black hacker.
>>340416769
/v/ would lose their god damned minds
>>340416769
This is how people reacted to SA at the time though.
>>340416762
>quick reminder that you literally haven't heard him speak a single word
EXACTLY
proving my point.
Thank you!
With the previous protag they felt they had to give him a voice. He said some shit in the trailers.
With this one it is fine to just show he is black and apparently that is already interesting enough.
>>340416831
>because niggas ain't paying customers.
You're on /v/, the place where everybody pirates their games and still bitches about them
a black protag is fine
its just that he's literally a DINDU' NUFFIN' that cracks me up
>>340416665
>ubi wants people to be racist and not buy the game
>>340416551
But it was downgraded shit. It tried to be the better GTA V but it failed at even being on the same level of any GTA or any open world game in that time. It's Ubisoft after all. I gave this game a chance when it came out and startet again a few months ago because of all the bugs shortly after the release. Seriously, I just don't like it a bit.
>>340416762
>can't make an argument so i'll make an assumption
you can fuck right off nigga.
>Was really looking forward playing a chink autistic weeb hacker
>Ended up being a thug blackman with a garbagebag jacket
>Yo we hackaz n shiiii
>>340416916
>>340416863
>vibrant neighbourhoods of oakland
have they actually been to oakland? the place is a fucking slum
I love being in CTRL
>>340416876
Tell me it wouldn't be the case. If Rockstar released this trailer with modern day graphics would you love it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pze6mdhnBLM
>>340416769
>game about stealing
>can't have black people in it
GTA is nothing but Wops or slavic subhumans.
If anything I would get triggered by a white gta protagonist
>>340416931
Yeah, wrongfully accused of a crime and then cue the footage of him gunning down people.
>>340416390
>white people, if you don't buy our obnoxious propaganda about black people being unfairly profiled by white people even though black people actually do commit crime at a much higher rate, then you're a le racist! i'm not a viral marketer, I swear!
this "thread" in a nutshell
>>340416831
it's not aimed at having black people as customers, this game will sell just because it's an ubisoft game and for some reason people lap it the fuck up
>>340416932
no, they are using this as a way to deflect criticism, it's still going to sell
From what they've shown looks like fun
>>340416863
>san francisco
HAHAHA
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS UP
>>340416769
They already did that with Franklin in GTA V anon
>nigger who learned how to hack in the ghetto
>>340416863
>Silicone valley
>Implying those niggas can be hacked
lol
>>340416769
but /v/ hated SA when it was first revealed though.
I really hope somebody can make one of these for this game
>>340416918
this. Fucking kids born after 2000 ITT gtfo
i think it looks ok
wanna see what the map will be like, the parkour actually looked decent.
Get hyped for what, exactly?
>>340416328
yeah, if Im not downloading it and killing "minorities" again, maybe I can even change his model to be a white man with blackface
>>340414284
Shit sucks, fuck off.
>>340416863
>See that mountain
>You can hack it
>>340417058
I didn't know Ubisoft was like the Nintendo of France. other than Rayman I want nothing to do with the company's ips.
>>340416769
Here's the difference:
CJ is a hood gangster and nothing more
They're trying to make this guy seem like he's a super smart hacker when he probably says 'bruh' unironically.
>>340414284
after this division im not falling for this hype shit again
>>340417079
But it's fine because you can choose to play as two white men. That way /v/ doesn't have to control a black man long enough for them to die from being triggered so hard.
>>340414284
>black protagonist
I couldn't be less hype if I tried
>>340417025
Let me guess you're from /pol/ right?
>>340416863
>CTRL
Good god almighty
I'm dying.
>>340416863
So this means
>jewnuvo confirmed
which leads to
>always online confirmed
then
>preorder bonus confirmed
into
>we cut 90% of game contents to sell them apart for 70 dindu dollah more
>>340417117
remember when "north korea" hacked sony, and totally not the NSA doing a false flag?
yeah totally believable.
>>340416863
oh fugg this takes place in san francisco?
why'd they change it from an asian guy to a black guy then?
>>340415350
YEAH ITLL TOTALLY MEET THE EXPECTATIONS SET BY PRE LAUNCH MATERIAL JUST LIKE THE ORIGINAL WATCHDOGS
>>340417051
Everygame you don't like is used as propaganda?
>>340416921
>looking THIS deep into things that arent there
is it really so hard for you to wait and see him act as a character before you pass judgement? it's not a race, you don't win anything for "i told you so!"
>>340416949
you're implying detroit chicago and africa are the only locations on planet earth with black people and that there isn't a single one that doesn't act thuggish, i dont need to argue with you lmao, here's a (You) though thanks for showing up to the thread
>>340416863
>vibrant neighbourhoods of Oakland
>>340417270
>CJ is a hood gangster and nothing more
CJ was so much more interesting.
>>340417025
>a game where black people are accurately portrayed
why would I get mad?
>>340417270
>Blacks that arent from Nigeria or another shithole cant be more intelligent than a brick
Epic
Simply
Ebin
Is anyone hearing the Gamespot guys talking now? Cucks be like muh BLM police brutality.
>>340417025
That looks fucking mint. Looks lively and like a fun game, oh wait, it is.
>>340414461
This
>>340417270
>>340417413
>black men can only be protagonists if they're a hood gangsta
/pol/ you're a fucking parody of yourself.
>>340417283
It doesn't matter to them, they are getting triggered because the new Pokemon gives you an optional choose skin color.
>>340417365
>jewnuvo confirmed
>which leads to
>always online confirmed
Thats not how shitnuvo works you massive retard.
Also based shitnuvo for saving PC gaming
>>340417394
do i have to keep naming places? what about all the niggers in europe during the immigrant crisis? lets not forget those people are also there, acting like rapist thugs, and getting away with shit because they are niggers and everybody is scared of being labeled a racist.
>>340417405
I'm not saying he wasn't CJ's story is rather neat it's just that he was ghetto trash.
>>340417445
>>340417534
Name a black hacker
>>340417549
You can stop talking to yourself now nobody cares
>>340417025
yes. this is literally dindu: the simulator. It depicts perfectly the life of a usual black gang member.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwZN408443M
Is this a Kanye West video?
>>340417394
>is it really so hard for you to wait and see him act as a character before you pass judgement?
Not with Ubisoft no.
My argument isn't that you can't write interesting black characters. My argument isn't that every black protag is an appeal to diversity and a lazy racist way to write essentially nothing because being black is already interesting enough.
This one just clearly is. Everything they have shown. Everything I know about ubisoft. The fact that not a single black writer was talking about him just a bunch of boring white canadians.
Wanna put money on the line? We could share e-mail or something.
I bet you this game and this character is going to be absolute dogshit and you are actually the racist here because I KNOW you didn't the defend the boring asshole from Watchdogs 1 this vehemently.
You piece of shit.
Name literally one thing wrong with black protagonists
Protip: you literally can't
>>340417605
Name a hacker
>>340417594
>You got this triggered in two replies
Quite incredible really.
>>340417143
>teenager pretends he was on 4chan in 2004
>>340417393
No, games that push a dishonest, biased perspective while omitting key pieces of information are propaganda.
>>340417758
Weev
>>340417758
geohot
Can i roleplay as a black weeb and run around like naruto with my hands on my back and jutsu seals when i hack stuff, if not im not buying it
>>340417764
>states facts
>doesn't counter facts
>lol yr triggered
you're just a child
>>340414284
>the vehicule falls into the water
>the water doesn't react
>>340417791
>>340417798
Literally who
>>340417605
>it's 2007
>someone says black men can be president
"hurr name a black president!"
Explain why a black person can't be a hacker, without any /pol/ memes.
there has never been a smart or capable nigger, this triggers sjws but it's the truth
>>340417941
not their job you're an unenlightened nigger.
FRIENDLY REMINDER MOTHERFUCKERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idA9BEA4Hxs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNter0oEYxc
>>340414284
This is going to have SJW out of the ass for it. LBGT hq is san francisco so they are going to shoehorn the shit out of that for the game. Also the traffic in the game is super light. I mean come on the piers had like a dozen cars around at once. You arent a fucking a city if theres that many cars around the tourist heavy spots.
>>340417605
This guy
https://youtu.be/XauwDoD-kiQ
>Nigger Protag
D R O P P E D
>>340417895
but you are the one crying over a video game character
>>340417942
explain to me how a culture of drug dealing anti-intelligence, gangs, and violence can produce enough tech savvy people that some of them would become 'hackers'
Shit, explain to me how you could even get a science-fiction fan. There's only like 200 black science-fiction fans in the world.
I'm gonna get it
>>340417941
the guy who hacked the ps3 and iphone. Also now works on self-driving cars. You need to gtfo right now before you embarrass yourself any further.
>>340414284
>Buying games from a hindenberg-tier company
>Ever again
wew m8y.
Their games have gone over a cliff, nothing good from them for years.
>>340417628
Then why did you respond faggot?
>S-samefag!
Go jump of a bridge
>>340417741
>you are actually the racist here
>You piece of shit.
wow, what has your rectum ravaged so badly? at which point did i call you a racist?
your argument is based 200% on assumptions, and im telling you that's retarded
> I KNOW you didn't the defend the boring asshole from Watchdogs 1 this vehemently
its like 4 replies on a thread on /v/ you fucking nutcase, what is actually wrong with you?
How come edgy white kids get triggered by anything? Can't stand playing anything other than a straight american white man?
>>340418214
frankly the best protags are bald white males, we need more of them
>>340417909
also in the last part during the gameplay section they already showed a fucking huge downgrade.
It's like they are not even trying to hide that
>>340418141
no, i'm not the many people in this thread. I in fact stated I like CJ in San Andreas. this has nothing to do with race you idiot.
>>340414284
>trusting Ubi after 2014
You fucking idiots.
>>340417786
What is this pushing and what is it forcing you to believe?
>>340417895
>facts
My friend...
>>340417909
Same with the boat, it was just floating over the water
>>340418149
It's a thing called learning. He joins not-anonymous and is taught how to hack.
>inb4 "hurr black people are too much nigger to learn WE WUZ LOL"
>There are niggers in this thread defending this garbage SJW Hacking Meme game RIGHT NOW
How do you feel about this?
>>340418081
After the SF setting was leaked, there were no doubts in my mind that this was going to be SJW: The Game. We already have a nigger as the main character, and you can be sure he is going to have some fag hacker friends.
>>340418149
>all black people deal drugs and are in gangs and want to be violent
>>340418210
>your argument is based 200% on assumptions
Educated assumptions.
Your assuming without any knowledge that ubisoft will write a decent character.
That is crazy to me.
Especially after watching that reveal.
Unless you are saying we shouldn't make ANY assumptions. In which case okay.
Leave this thread and stop commenting.
>>340418141
He's not crying, he's just explaining why this game will be trash and why he won't buy it. You're the one who is getting butthurt that someone doesn't want to buy the game. Why are you so invested in trying to discredit people who don't want to buy the game?
>>340414461
People weren't even pretending Watch Dogs was good when it came out.
Ubisoft games have no soul.
>>340414284
Fucking awful.
