We will never see a wonderful disaster like this ever again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6OCnvvkSLM
Six years already? Fuck, I remember the ONE MIRRION TROOPS posting like it was yesterday. I'm here forever I suppose...
This is why I no longer get excited for e3.
Everyone is trying so hard to play it safe because of how hilariously bad 2010 was that e3 has become completely dry and boring. Prior to and during 2010 e3 served as a type of drinking game, now its just an executive board meeting.
>>340395946
Everyone always forgets about this guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDcW-1nOUg8
>>340396576
>53 year old men in suits telling me to be excited about video games
NO.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hb2NnOYxN84
>>340395946
>This was 6 years ago
>>340396968
>Starts talking about Vic Viper expecting people to get hyped
>Turns out the room is full of video game journalists
>>340398961
>so much of this was Aisha Tyler.
>>340396050
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBidl5ZxW6E
>>340395946
Most people posting on /v/ today probably wern't even around for this.
It hurts.
>>340399715
I fucking love Joel McHale man, he just straight up didn't give a fuck and wiped the floor with Doritos Pope and his lame ass show.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRJJB75czUs
at least we had this last year
>>340400824
>ye canne go back the way you came
>>340395946
You never know, man. There's always a chance for some crazy shit to happen.
>>340399715
This fucking video
>6 years ago
>still remember crystal clear sitting at my computer watching it while eating Doritos with spicy capsicum dip and drinking Dr Pepper at midday
>>340401625
Caffeine guy is still one of the most glorious train wrecks we've ever gotten.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecffZBdhAUU&hd=1
>They haven't brought him back yet
>>340401697
I remember being at work an watching this, slacking off and not giving a fuck because it's just a dead end job that I'd probably dump in less than a year anyway when I finally make something of myself.I'm still working there now, sitting at the exact same desk and posting from the exact same computer... six years later...
>>340401894
>Tom Cullancy
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDGE RAAAAAAAAAACER
>>340401894
On all levels except physical i am funny guy
>backs in time
This lasts for 2 minutes and cant watch it without skipping embarassing moments.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyBcc12K_q0
>>340401471
>>340402065
fuck this feel
how do you manage?
>>340404259
I only made it 12 secs, too much cringe
Truly a magical year
>>340404259
>>340404781
I feel so bad for the living meme guy.
>>340404880
I drink heavily and cry often
OR A CEO
>>340405346
>tfw you become a real life meme in front of 10 thousand people
>>340395946
>We will never see a wonderful disaster like this ever again.
Wow, so you can see the future? Damn, could you tell me if the xbone will end up selling one birrion units?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfzThMe7bBM
>>340395946
YOU WILL BESUCKED
>>340399715
Odd Future always make me laugh in this. Who thought this was honestly a good idea?
>>340405525
Oh god please don't remind me of that.
>>340399715
>that Odd Future appearance
i do not remember this
>>340399715
Damn, McHale is really obnoxious, but damn, isnt he the most delicious beef cake around
>>340396968
I actually got interested in the game he was presenting since he described it with so much energy... until the anime trailer kicked in
>>340406050
>>>/pol/
>>340401361
I still remember how assblasted Danny O'Dwyer was about Joel for disrespecting the Pope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rj7LYwOjOX0
>>340401590
>drink barry's red cola!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr57Je1fVvM
what the fuck, man.
>>340406847
This post sounds like something you'd read on tumblr. Especially because McHale is based.
>>340406973
>>>/auschwitz/
>>340407101
Fucking EA
>>340401753
i feel bad for him desu. he is so nervewreckingly nervous. standing in front of people is fucking terrifying.
>>340395946
I really wish someone could interview some of these people, especially the staring guy, about the conference and just wtf caused it to be this crazily bad.
>>340395946
Don't make Asians speak English. Just get a translator.
>>340407234
this guy is worth 60 million dollars.
>sixty
>mirrion
>dorrars
just let that sink in man.
>>340405765
I can't imagine anyone looking good after being prompted to "pitch us a meme"
>>340407370
Wow.
>>340395946
I find it so hard to believe that this wasn't a planned stunt by Konami. I honestly expect them to release a statement 10 years down the line that they planned this out and set the hosts up, even telling some of them to do shit like Staring Guy.
>>340404259
I watched the whole thing; it's not that bad, though yeah there are some really uncomfortable moments.
>that ending with two-hundred fifteen
>>340407370
The age of the beta male is upon us
XBOX ONE IS ABOUT TO BECOME THE NEXT WATER COOLER
>>340407101
>>340407735
SPORTS
>>340406990
Eh, he's got a point. That segment was funny as shit, but that doesn't make Joel any less of a self impressed hack.
>>340407796
YOUR NEW COMPANION IN CALL OF DUTY..... IS A DOG
>>340407604
>tfw when you're forced by a fucking host to think up a meme on spot with thousands of people waiting for your epic remark
>Already ashamed of what you're wearing
Did he commint seppuku after?
>>340407887
DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG
NEW FISH AI
DOG DOG
CALL OF DUTY GHOSTS
Does anyone remember which conference and year had that guy with bags under his eyes so heavy that it looked like he hadn't slept for years? If you've seen him you know what I'm talking about.
Guys, legit question.
Is the video game industry absolute shit? Is it hard and ruthless?
Because it seems every adult male in the industry is jaded as shit and this fucking close to killing himself.
>>340408151
Yes and yes.
>>340407101
I don't understand this. Was there a reason or legal obligation they had to announce Peggle 2? It just seems so forced; they didn't even do a title card or trailer, just a quick prompt and then moved on to the next game.
>>340399715
I remember the threads. This is gold.
>>340399880
>one guy goes WOO
he's my bro
>>340405525
>>340406692
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7qTHbOEiDY
>>340409229
FUEGO
>>340409229
>OR.... A CEO
I remember it like it was yesterday.
>>340407872
Come one man, whose fault it was?
Joel is the host of the soup, he laughs at retarded people for a living, what did the people who hired him for the vgx expected from him?
Also, Danny "Kojima molested my daughter" O'Dwyer is a fag
>>340408043
Mark Cerny? He's actually kind of a legend.
>>340405765
>I know that feel
>>340406990
>The actor who spent most of the time abusing various subsections of society, including:
>Transgendered individuals
>Fat people
>Anybody born in the nation of Canada
>People who play videogames
The fact that this guy can't find the humor in that list speaks volumes about how humorless gaming is becoming in the pursuit as being seen as "A LIJITIMUT ARTFROM"
>>340409229
>Or... A CEO
>deafening silence
>he clearly expected applause
>>340406990
Holy shit, this dude was absolutely assblasted.
>>340405970
Is Jamie Kennedy still around or did he finally do the right thing?
>TFW nobody remembers Unravel or it's masterful reveal
On that day 46 audience members died after being drowned in his fucking spaghetti
>>340410019
JUST
>>340410090
I wanted to hold his shaking hands.
>>340409229
are you born mobile?
>>340410090
a.) That was last year you fucking newfag, EVERYONE remembers it
b.) Someone already posted it in the thread.
>>340410154
Fucking hell
>>340406050
>polidicks at E3
come on now WII?
>the part where the black guy in a suit presents Otomedius
The contrast between the dude's performance and the trailer was pure magic.
>>340409852
>>340409908
I fucking hate the word cuck, but its a fitting adjective for O'Dwyer because SJW is not that harsh of a word.
I remember when he used to make really great videos for gamespot's EFMS series, but as soon as he moved to the US he became so fucking retarded, crying about why gamergate was literally raping every women around him, or how kojima was a problematic sexual fiend with strong homophobic tendencies
>>340405970
>Jamie Kennedy, "Comedian"
Even his own title card was mocking him
>>340410461
the worst part is how fucking obviously censored it was
it's so stupid
>>340395946
and you will be S U C C
>>340405970
God damn Tony was so close to snapping hahaha
>>340406716
PO-TA-TO
PO-TA-TO
PO-TA-TO
PO-TA-TO
>>340410154
Punished Comedian
>>340407101
>And now Valve has one more thing to announce
>Presenter holds up 3 fingers
>PEGGLE 3
>>340395946
BAM! There it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXN7vLPsDSM
>>340411357
>not Richochet 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMfapDlm9UY
>>340407370
60 million dollars is not that much when you compare it to notch 2 billion
>>340411596
Couldn't have shoehorned that any harder.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9TJ0E8FtPo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVk8aPqAjoo
Compared to all of this shit in the thread, Last year's E3 was ok i guess.
>>340409458
true
>>340399715
holy shit
Props to McHale for putting up with this shit.
>>340411247
>>340411905
But Ubisoft though.
There was the Unravel guy too but I wanted to hug him more than cringe really
>>340395946
I don't get it.
From the presentation, there's nothing to let in on why he did that. What the fuck happened? Anyone knows?
>>340407453
>No-one clapped
>they had to get someone to tell him to go offstage
how the hell does EA have consistent yearly cringe every E3
>>340412295
Its one of gaming biggest mysteries
Berry Berry excite
>>340407453
>when_mom_plans_the_parties.jpg
>>340406990
God what a self-important prick.
>US GAMERS, RIGHT GUYS?!?1
>>340405970
jesus christ
>>340411750
Now that is journalism!
>>340408151
Basically all industry is like this.
Men aren't privileged when literally everything is built off their struggle vs the world.
>>340405970
>>340412704
now yo can move yo fat body freery
>>340399715
I swear to god this shit is surreal I believe we are in an alternative reality where something like this is possible.
>>340407453
>>340412467
Why I never saw this
Jump to 22:38
https://youtu.be/vHJMMMka8UE?t=1358
>>340399715
>Yoko Taro
>cringe
What a bunch of faggots.
>>340399715
i forgot that mega64 was in this
>>340413172
We're not in an alternate reality. A villain has figured out time travel and is creating the worst possible timeline. This villain is an immortal fiend with access to all of time, yet he can not interact with it directly. This causes him to hate those of us with free will, so he has dedicated his eternity to ruining everyone else's lives forever.
>>340401894
What? You don't like black meme lady?
This E3 is gonna be good, It'll be full of shitty VR gimmicks. Prime shitposting material.
>>340407101
I get the impression this was kinda tongue in cheek. He seems pretty confident and its well timed so I think it was intended as a joke.
>>340395946
Disasters like these happened because of a time when E3 presentations were transitioning from an industry event to a mass media event and nobody really knew or was trained in how to deal with the changes in format.
It's pretty much impossible for things like Kaz's RIDGE RACER, Ubisoft's Jamie Kennedy, Cammy Dunaway or the whole Konami press conference to happen again. You might get nervous and clumsy devs not used to talk in public here and there, but most presenters are now highly trained to give proper speeches.
>>340405970
Holy shit dude.
I mean this would probably be me if I actually had to talk like this infront of people and cameras but GOD DAMN that is a literal trainwreck that just does not end.
I was expecting someone to usher him out and replace him.
>>340395946
holy shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4rMy1iA268
The BAFTA Games awards this year were probably the best videogame stage show I've seen in ages. Somebody over at the large companies hire the dude who set that up for their E3 conference. And get Dara O'briain again to host.
>>340405578
Wow that was a shit video
>>340409229
>tfw not born mobile
>>340414259
I was born mobile, but things just haven't been the same since the accident.
>>340399715
>that "holy crap" after the black sperglords
>>340398961
Suddenly USHER!
>>340413864
Poor Michael.
Does anyone have the video from the SIMS 4 DANCE PARTY from Gamescom last year?
>>340409229
OR... A CEO.
>Dead Silence
>Near instant fade to black
Absolutely perfect.
>>340413864
>can't even deliver a speech about HIMSELF without a telepromter
>>340414629
See that leg raise when he shook hands?
Severe anxiety.
>>340409229
CAN
>tfw i used to look forward to e3 with genuine excitement and happiness 10+ years ago
>disappointing conferences have whittled my excitement for it away completely
>now i only look forward to it for the comedy value
>>340401697
>I posted a frog so feel sad for me :(
Way to disregard your so-called feels.
>>340415050
He's a member of Odd Future. They're all autistic.
why is all the shit at the top of the thread getting deleted
>>340407604
should've just said "plape"
>>340401894
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5mUapJTYyE
>>340415363
>>340410154
And that's called alcoholism.
Ever wonder what the bottom of an avatar's show looks like?
Well BAM....
There it is
>>340408810
I think this was a joke and they just wanted to screw people and show Titanfal, but nobody was hyped for this game either
>>340411247
>This is how VR feels like
every fucking time
I can watch this shit over and over
>>340400824
JOMP THE CHASM
>>340399715
>"A barrel fell"
Donkey Kong confirmed.
>>340410154
He was really good in the scream movies, how could they do this to an innocent man
>>340401894
Caffeine >>>>> Tyler
>>340396968
I've known about this game for 4 years and only now just realized it's supposed to be Otome + Gradius
QUICK WHAT WILL 2016'S DISASTER BE
WHAT IS THE WORST POSSIBLE THING TO HAPPEN
>>340396050
>six years
god where has the time gone
oh right into video games
>>340417450
Nintendo not having a conference
>>340417450
Microsoft or EA show up
What a shit year 2007 was
>>340410090
But we loved the Unravel guy.
>>340417572
how would they explain that?
>>340417580
this is a given
>>340417450
During a demonstration of PSVR, the game will bug out and cause the camera to spin wildly out of control, leading to the presenter getting sick and having to leave
>>340395946
This is probably the greatest live anything I ever saw and ever will see.
>>340417683
Well it already happened and isn't even hypothetical, so....
Their explanation was "We want people to be fully immersed in Zelda, so it's the only game we're bringing to E3."
>>340417819
but they're still doing a presentation
just not on what people wanted
>>340414046
Dara is getting a video game show I believe, "Go 8 bit" is it's name.
>>340417915
It's not a presentation/conference/direct in the traditional sense.
It's just going to be treehouse gameplay with no exciting new reveals or announcements.
>>340398961
>that Matt and Trey roasting
quality
>>340400824
How can one man be so based.
>>340415135
At least Joel recognised it and didn't pretend to find them amusing.
>>340395946
>you are now aware that most people browsing /v/ weren't even born yet back when this took place.
>>340418648
>2008 was 20 years ago
time flies so fast
>>340395946
>There will never be a conference as spectacularly good as Nintendo 2010 again
>There will never be a conference as spectacularly bad as Konami 2010 again
>>340418754
>that 2012 scare was 50 years ago
wew
>The year 1996 was 20 years ago
i felt so bad for this guy
>>340419064
>donald trump was elected 200 years ago
>>340395946
very very exercise
>>340417450
There won't be one.
Companies have become too self aware for anything like this to happen ever again. The best we can hope for is a demo not running properly or a presenter slightly tripping over his lines.
>>340419171
Good one.
>>340419521check your calendar. it really has been 20 years
>>340419404
>Companies have become too self aware for anything like this to happen ever again.
The attempts at self-awareness is a fountain of awkwardness every year now. Aisha Tyler wearing a #Girlwood shirt, etc.
>2015 was 6 months ago
>>340396968
>Such a professional speech for a weebshit
The Microsoft and the subsequent Sony conference in 2013 were great to watch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbWgUO-Rqcw
>Steam was released in 2003
>There are people that never got to experience launch day Steam
>There are people that never got to experience Green Steam
>There are people that never got to experience the Undead Patch
>This is the world we live in
>This is what we've become
>>340413745
You'd be able to casually tell jokes in front of the audience and cameras? That's pretty hard thing to do.
>>340420234
>being this mad
at least try to be relevant while you're ban evading.
I wish companies still had the lack of self awareness to keep doing this. These presentations are the most memorable
>>340418054
>It's just going to be treehouse
Are they streaming in twitch? because I can already see the chat being spammed with rapp=prostitute
>>340417450
Imagine someone just felling off on stage, it would be glorious, I wish Aisha Tyler could fell and broke a leg, so the whole conference gets cringed to death by last minute hosts
>>340395946
I find it amazing how each segment manages to be amazingly bad for completely different, unrelated reasons.
Does anyone have a link to the EA/Ubisoft shooter game where some guy went out and looked like he had serious PTSD
>>340415395
fuck up bitch
>>340421019
lol, when did that happened?
>>340395946
>That dev that goes to E3 in his pajama's and makes a joke how people are all their dressed in suits and ties to present childrens video games
>>340421545
Comfy > Classy
This is fact
>>340395946
>tfw you saw it live
will never happen again. it was a perfect storm of naivete.
>>340398961
Matt and Trey and great. They just don't give a fuck.
SAVE IT FOR THE RING
>>340421019
>>340421343
It was a bald guy talking about freedom. Can't remember the game he was presenting.
>>340422027
Wasn't it a Battlefield game?
>>340395946
Shit like this isn't much better
>>340422305
Forcing memes at e3 by the developers and publishers is fucking disgusting, remember the whole "Im a purple pikmin" reggie tried to pull?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY1p8ZgvqYM
Best part of last year's E3.
>>340417084
I liked him in the Son of the MaskSaid no one ever
>>340417450
Killing floor 2 for Tripwire will annoucnce sharpshooterBut will announce Rising storm 2 details that make the game seem like a bust
>>340422512
Yeah it's all pretty fucking cringeworthy.
>>340401471
I can't decide what was worse, miniweed or pele.
>>340417450
call of duty infinite warfare will be booed off stage
ps4K and Xbox(windows)10
bad:People applaud it
Good:people boo it
psvr still looking like shit
>>340423081
>call of duty infinite warfare will be booed off stage
No fucking way, only journalists are allowed in the conferences and Im sure activision will give them some money to applaud at every shitty game they present
>>340407786
>>340407101
What's his name?
>>340396576
mate, have you not seen the 2006 e3's? they're literally business meetings, where they talk about online strategy and show fucktons of graphs and stats.
>>340422802level up to unlock new weapons attachmentsspend money to buy keys for a chance to win a golden my little horse skin for the m16
>>340395946
Hey that's my video!
Don't forget to check out my reviews as well. I just uploaded one of Chaos Break today.
Thank you.
>>340414820
>>340414820
>See that leg raise when he shook hands?
>Severe anxiety.
Wot
>>340423776
John Vechey, may allah have mercy on his soul
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzBrwcrN_To
>>340398961
>Book of Spells
Holy shit I remember that. Didn't it release to no fanfare or something?
>>340405221
Don't recognize much beyond the nintendo and Konami stuff.
>>340398961
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2e8UnZp9J40
>>340424408
>allah
wait what
>>340424393
>>340414820
Is that for real? like how 90% of nail biters are homos?
>>340406990
He retweeted this recently
>>340424953
Stupid Danny, remember how angry he was because of the name vamp on the MGS2 character? something along the lines of bisexual
>>340424763
>like how 90% of nail biters are homos?
Fuck, never realized that
>>340424953
So basically, you can create a futa in Sims 4 without mods. That's unique.
>>340414558
would fuck
>>340417678
top kek on the pic
>>340424953
Does this mean I can live out my dream of being able to impregnate women who are naturally born with penises through their buttholes?
>>340401361
Joel McHale is a gem.
>>340425128
he is a full blown cuck. His tweets about Watch Dogs "exploring black culture" disgust me. What a race traitor.
>>340424953
I have to buy this game NAO
>>340422579
I will miss GT this year :'(
>>340425151
Yes and no, a study said that 5-10% of nail biters were homosexual, and used nail biting to ease the anxiety of having to stay inside the closet
>>340405765
>>340405346
They obviously planted that guy in the audience to be MR AWKWARD like this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAFsEi9O3D0
it was forced and painful just like they wanted it to be
>>340426332
She's fucking delicious.
>>340422579
>>340410192
>>340410090
>>340410234
>>340417681
>cute nerdy normal white guy
>fucking weird as fuck hand tattoo
>>340424607
>the rage at peter molyneux
im pissed they never did one for each year
>>340426332
The dude in the video is an actor. Sorry to break your illusion.
>>340426085
old GT or "le epic meme bossman" GT?
>>340424953
Where my /demisexuals/ at?
>>340426685
i wanna rub her nerd belly and slap around her pink nipple tits
>>340406990
>First minute or so is about justifying why you like vidya to people that don't care fore vidya
Just fucking play vidya you fucking faggot, who cares if other people don't
>>340426920
His hand shaking made me burst out laughing, poor guy.
>>340427048
It's still funny that that designation is literally nonsense made up by a 15 year old that wanted to feel special. And then it spread with a bunch of OTHER teenagers that wanted to feel special.
>>340427038
Both
>>340426950
I know. Hence why I linked his actual youtube channel. My point is so was the "living meme guy"
>>340426332
Dude, he says in the video he was hired by Ubisoft.
Yes hes a fucking plant, he STRAIGHT UP SAYS IT. Aisha was too fucking retarded to catch the fact that he DIDNT want to do this whole fake facade shit.
Thats why he straight up said "Ubisoft hired me to come"
>>340410090
The faggot who made it is a SJW cuck and most likely autistic.
>>340395946
0:50
holy sHIT I sNOrtEd
