Fuck this stupid fucking broken trash game.
Fuck Spy cards.
Fuck decoys.
Fuck "Elite" players who spam it to high hell and "win" games.
YEAH BRO TOTALLY A GAME OF WITS, REVIVING DEAD UNITS UNTIL YOU HAVE A BIGGER HAND THAN THEM TOTALLY FAIR BRO.
>>340381363
Just spam your hero cards
>>340381496
hero cards are shit when you can't buff em to do double damage and then stack em with other of the same card to stack more damage.
Spy cards are godly. Decoys are godly against spy decks to use their spys against them.
>>340381363
>Getting mad at an optional card game inside a game
Fucking kill yourself you pathetic retard
Play with northen realms for easy mode
>>340381363
>tfw you just know their last card is a decay
>>340381363
>Northern Kingdom deck
>Foltest Clear Weather leader card
>Prince Stennis
>Djikstra
>Eventually Thaler and Mysterious elf
>3 or 4 Blue Stripes
>Dun Banner Medic
>Frost, Scorch and Villentretenmerth
Enjoy your win. You get most of these early game even.
>>340381363
It was fun while it lasted
>>340383974
>tfw putting down 5 Commandos + War Horn for a 200 damage hand
>>340381363
Git gud.
>>340385064
So Nilfgard is the best deck?
>>340383974
>full hand of siege units, leader card that doubles siege strength and an all clear weather card
Is there online gwent matches now?
>>340387698
It's a toss up between Nilfgaard and Northern Realms. Northern Realms is a bit more predictable with all those handshake minions.
>>340387983
That's how all my games go. First two rounds are spies/decoys ahoy, with some melee units to ensure at least one round win. Then I fill up my siege line, making sure to keep one of them slightly higher than the others to protect them all from scorch.
Quit gettin' mad at Gwent.
The tournament quest in Novigrad was the worst thing in the game
I had a Northern Kingdoms deck with all four spies, 3 decoys, all the handshake units, and a bunch of hero cards, and it still took me like 6 tries to beat Sasha
>>340388790
Scoia'tel is the worst one right?
>>340389281
Monsters is the worst.
Frost destroys the entire deck, and even then it's basically a "blow my whole load on a single round" deck, which is at the same time just plain inferior to NR when it comes to dropping fuck tons of damage in one turn.
>>340389097
I still cant even beat the first dude.
>use Northern Realms
>stack Decoys
>get all the Spies
>use all Hero cards
it is LITERALLY impossible to lose
>begin round 3 of a game having won the previous
>no units remaining in my opponent's or my hands
>free card drawn is stennis
>play him hoping to get any archer
>get two decoys
HE WEARS PLOUGHING GOLDEN ARMOUR
'COURSE HE'S AN ARSEHOLE
>>340381363
Am I the only one who thinks Gwent doesn't fit at all in this game?
I mean, I can understand drunkards playing dice all night at the tavern, but fucking heartstone? At least make a game with regular cards or something
>>340389097
You want to use spies/decoys to build up a big hand, and use melee and ranged cards to win one round. In the second use whatever melee, ranged and hero cards you still have to force them to use their cards to beat you. Then in the third round use a fuck ton of siege cards and the siege master leader card to win. Also keep one card at a higher power than the rest, having a big group of powerful cards get totally fucked by a single scorch.
Why is 4chan so lazy with bait? This place is so fucking boring
>>340383974
>play northern realms
>4 catapults + horn
>clear weather foltest card
ggnore
Git gud
>3 decoys, 4 spy cards, and yennefer in my starting hand
YOU'RE GOING TO THE FUCKING SHADOW REALM SASHA
Tell me about Skellige
>>340384095
>playing Northern Shitdom when Nilfgaard exists
>>340388790
That makes them worse, though.
Handshake means you get rekt by scorch
>>340383883
I second this
just a fun lil' minigame. Fucking go outside and challenge people to poker or something, asshole.
>>340390473
>not using weather cards to protect yourself from scorch while scorching the enemy
>>340390295
Pretty bad, honestly.
>>340389462
Monster deck players blow whole deck to create great composition that can be nullified by a frost. Then that card that destroys strongest unit if power is >10 can clear out whole melee row.
I don't understand who balanced this shit. I 100% convinced only reason I won against Nilf in B&W is because he used a suboptimal deck.
>>340390295
no spies so it's shit
ceris is a great card though and the 3 for 1 ships are alright
nifgaard > nk > skellige > monsters = scoiatel
I can't believe they removed dice poker for this bullshit.
Tier list from good to bad
Realms
Nilfgard
Monsters
Skellige
Elf fags
>>340390572
Then you're just diluting your deck with shit cards.
>>340390704
thanks our lord jesus for that dice poker was shit and boring
>>340390919
I will end you.
>>340390295
I won the B&W tournament first try so it's decent I guess
Nilf+North are still the most OP decks
I lost the first gwent game, I didn't know what the fuck was going on. Never played after that. 22 hours playtime.
i really like gwent but i've played everyone who can give me cards in the main game.
where can i buy more cards?
>>340391065
That was my first experience as well, didn't start playing Gwent until second playthrough about 100 hours in.
It was only then I discovered how fun it actually was.
>>340381363
I've seen some casual posts in my time but you take the cake.
>>340390295
Kambi + Cerys + Light Longships destroyed pretty much everyone.
You can use your Longships again next round by decoying one of them back in your hand and using the leader ability.
>>340389097
>>340389490
I beat Sasha on my 2nd or 3rd try and only because I fucked up and misplayed the first time. Hlafling dude, fuck him, I had to postpone this whole quest because of him.
Also, fuck Gwent Grimoire
>You can win 2 cards from a players with no particular renown
Well, gee, thanks, game. Now I have to run around, talking to each and every merchant, blacksmith or barkeep in the game, searching for someone I missed. Most idiotic addition to the game, useless.
And fuck Ruined Inn. Fix your game CDPR, it's been a year and it's still borked.
sup
>>340391528
bitch, please
>>340391528
sup
>>340391490
Yep. I swept the tourney doing just this. Its retardedly broken.
>>340381363
git gud
I'm so hardcore bad at this.
>>340391639
Why were the dwarfs butthurt about a new deck when most cards in their ancient game are people that lived in the past few decades?
If only we could spam UMA.
>>340391528
wtf is that supposed to be anyway?
a mossy mountain?
it's like warcraft 3 icons all over again
>>340391780
Videogame.
Aye, this spy card looks like that Northerner bathhouse owner, surely he isn't a spy.
>tfw you have the entire physical Gwent set but you're never going to open them
>>340391118
I might try again later today
>>340391837
It's a rotting cow in a stream of green ooze
are you guys fucking serious? gwent is the easiest thing ever, the tourny in novigrad was mind numbingly easy
this is how you win
>northern realms
>siegemaster foltest
playing against a monster deck? get a biting cold weather card GG
playing against anything else? spam hero cards, spies, decoy the spies they drop then in the last round drop all your siege units + siegemaster foltest
GG. ITS THAT FUCKING EASY.
how can you be that bad you lose in gwent? seriously
>>340391837
It's a dead cow or something, covered in slime it seems.
>>340391780
The cards including characters like Geralt and Ciri is just some kind of meta joke by the devs
The real point is that the mechanics and the balancing has been the same since forever and they're worried a new deck would somehow fuck it up completely.
>>340391950
also i have a feeling most of you retards try to rush a win in the first round, i give the npc the first round 99% of the time use your cards wisely
>>340391780
B&W is 4chan the expansion. Or more like leddit the expansion
>>340392056
I rarely give them the first round but I do give them the second pretty often to play it safe
>>340392138
the A.I is stupid if you give them the first round they will almost always end the 2nd early and allow it to go to a third and if you can make it to the third with siegemaster folest its a damn near 100% chance to win
>>340392056
giving up 1st round against anything but Nilf is usually worthless. They tap out while I place my spies and clearing the board or matching strength is usually a trivial matter.
Taking 1st round is a great way to bleed them in second one.
I win every round because I play Nilfgaard.
>>340391628
this + decoy is simply the strongest possible play
>>340392240
not for siegemaster foltest deck, you save all your shit for the last round and then blow them the fuck out only monster decks can come close to what a northern realms siegemaster deck can pull numbers wise, i got the achievement for having i think it was 180+ points in a single round
>>340390390
Northern blows Nilf out of the water if you counter archers/siege well enough, and there're so many 4-card combinations that utterly destroy all resistance that its viable. Especially if you pack copious amounts of horns, dandelion, and use the 'clear weather whenever' special ability for your king
>>340392294
also stack the cards that double for each one you have, the blue stripes commandos i have 3 of and the crinfed reavers i have 3 of then get a commanders horn + dandelion and gg
>>340391894
I was a LATE adopter, I just bought the digital expansions.
>>340391894
Its not as if you had anyone to play them with anyway.
>>340381363
Sup
win 1st with weather cards,
lose 2nd by baiting,
play hero cards on 3rd
every fucking time
>>340391780
>a new deck for your cherished precious game comes out
>be worried that the deck is shit
>not worrying that a deck made by random faggot is grossly overpowered and unbalanced
>>340391628
>tfw Geralt fucked at least one, if not both, of his bodyguards.
Feels good man
>immediately go down from 123 to 3 due to Scorch destroying my 5 cards each being 24.
I dig the Skellige deck though
>>340391780
>Why were the dwarfs butthurt
Because the new dev team was even worse with lore issues than the original team. This and black blood drinking Ciri are prime examples when writers just don't bother with their job.
>>340392441
they fucked them together in a pool in the tv show
maybe it was the same in the books I don't remember
>>340392331
Gwent is 100% about card advantage.
Nilf has the most card advantage of any of the factions and the strongest leader cards.
>>340390618
you can easily prevent this
one clear weather card, and one regular unit card that is stronger than 6 is all you need to protect your hordes of vampires and crones.
>>340392494
The story it happens in is vague on exactly what happens.
>>340392494
Yes they have an orgy together
>>340392461
Blame the English translators for the black blood part. The context in the original Polish version was different and not lore breaking.
>>340385064
What's this? Gwent online?
>>340392364
>Have an amazing play
>Get to 1 point away
>AI proceeds to have the exact right card to get to 21 with no fuss
>>340392331
Except Nilf has a million healers
>>340392607
It was Gwent online for a weekend before those cunts at CD Projekt shut it down.
>>340390295
It's not awful, but you have to tailor the deck.
Ditch the berserker and mushroom cards, they are not worth bothering. Skellige key is setting up a big third round, so you should pick the cow and the other 0 cards and play them in the first round and get the opponent to spam cards. Also don't use the siege doubling unit, pick dandelion instead because the siege maidens and the hero card that spams them are top tier
>>340392364
Fuck this thing infuriated me at times.
So anyone noticed that cow isnt 0 card anymore?
>>340390295
>cerys card
>place all your shield maidens
>shield maidens double for each maiden in the game
fuck that card
>when the gwent is just a spy rush between decoys and medics
>>340393145
thats just a sitting duck for scorch cards
>wait for opponent to finish his epic skellige hand
>cerys, 3 shield maidens and war horn
>scorch
>>340390104
>4 catapults
theres 2 of them cheater.
>>340393254
i dont have a single scorch cardand i hate them too
>>340391086
Merchants and innkeeps...
>>340393254
scorch doesn't even beat cerys
>he played 1 card
>you played 1 card
>he ends up with 10 power on board
>playing against a monster deck
>use all spies on him in round 1
>retard uses all the summon cards too
>pass the first round
>second round starts with me having 14+ cards and my opponent having 5
>>340393354
that's still a 144 loss for him (if i remember the numbers correctly). Cerys is 10 and cant be buffed
>>340393354
Wow, a 10 strength hero who got me to use a scorch. Thanks god I used 3 spies already and you are praying to get a mushroom with avallach because otherwise your bersekers are useless. And don't try to play the pirate or your'll lose him and half your table.
>>340393561
>tfw won the Toussaint gwent tournament without using any berserkers or the pirate card
I got lucky as fuck but once you got in the third round and you still had Cerys and you didn't pull any shield maidens at first, it can turn shit into a rape fest fairly quickly
>>340381363
don't support b-grade game design
stop buying shit games
it's not rocket science.
>>340381363
>a spy card with 0 power
>>340387983
Hey I drew this lmfao
i cheated to win the gwent tournament. skellige is shit. nr and ng are the only factions worth playing
>>340393591
>Last round against nilfgaard, he is cardless.
>Just have to get two random cards to win the match.
>Suicide pirate and craig warrior
>Both burn to death since they are S6
>Round and match for nilfgaard
I literally punched my door like a retarded autist after it.
>>340393561
yes, the rest of skellige is shit
but cerys is a top tier card
>>340393615
>a spy card with 0 power that you can't decoy
>>340390295
>geralt do love my new SkelligeTM deck ?
>IT'S SHIT !
>>340392494
And that cunt Yennefer tried to manipulate Geralt into killing him to cure her infertility.
>>340393715
Dwarf neckbeard are right. I should be able to kick that faggot ass for suggesting such a painful deck.
>>340393763
i wanted to sided with them specialy after that fucking sandnigger stole my sword
>>340393797
but he plays monsters
how can you lose against monsters? just put 3 freezes in your deck
>>340393797
>He bet Aerondight in a card game.
>>340393904
Geralt has a serious Gwent problem
git gud
>>340393797
>he didn't beat him for a sword called Bluff
shiggy
I don't like Gwent but fully acknowledge it's because I'm bad at it.
>lol .... wat ?
>>340394253
Oh my
>>340394253
You can still get 5 of them I believe
>balanced
>>340392364
>Game was so bad characters openly mocked it in KotOR 2
>AI clearly aware of your hand
>Almost certainly seemed to know uncannily if it was about to get a perfect hand.
>Those clunky goddamn sound effects.
10/10 star wars experience.
>>340393164
>NK + NK with all spies, decoys and medics
>8 rounds of trading cards before we both empty our decks.
Fucking. Glorious.
>>340393679
>Spy card with 1 power that you can decoy and is a bloomin fuckin cobbler you daft cunt.
Cobble in peace you nasty bag of piss.
>>340394324
the problem is that AI is retarded most of the time . one time an ai passed with 7 cards in hand and first round defeated ... i was like , bitch you given up ?!!
>>340394484
>The bloody wanker was plowing that shani cunt.
And they dare to say Shani is best girl, lel.
>>340394618
To be fair all of the "best girls" either cucked Geralt hard or fucked so many people they're basically whores
>>340381363
>>340390295
>forcing me to play with the Skellige deck.
>>340394618
Fuck off, not all of us are plowing philanderers, some of us have depth, (you) know.
>yfw you see the cow card.
>>340394813
>Play cow
>Play golden cock
WHAT NOW YOU PIECE OF FILTH
What's the card description of Young Berserker in english version?
>>340385818
>enemy uses scorch
>>340395054
"Want some?"
nowhere near as good as in Polish
>decide to cure the curse on the spoon monster
>grealt starts explaining her story his bucklerHOS theme starts playing
>mfwso did gaunter o'dimm cruse that girl for shits and giggles
>>340395314
Comparably speaking polish description of cards is miles ahead of english.
Simple "Wpierdol?" of Young Beserker is great.
>>340395314
what dose it say in polish?
>>340394484
>You can't go back and give those trolls some shoes
Feels bad
>>340394862
Im just gonna play Gaunter to finish that combo
>>340393964
Why do you play O Dimm in Northern Realms? It has very little synergy with the deck.
>>340395527
why not ... the ai is plowing pleb anyway...
>>340395332
There is a diary than mentions she hired a knight errant to look for the hobo who cursed her.
The only thing she remembers is that he sold mirrors.
>>340395527
It has summon, it can put 12 points in archer zone, the weak point of NK. It is not great but it's something.
>>340395527
the truth is am tired of the hero spamming strategy, so anything but heros...except geralt and wifu-ciri
>tfw just finished all of the expansions
>currently 54lvl
Should I start NG+, and if so what will carry over? What about mutations, etc? Would I be way too overleveled for it, too?
>>340395667
>>340395791
these are the reply from me (op of image)
>>340381363
I've never even attempted to play it. Every time I was asked to play I declined.
>>340395830
Just go into options and turn on enemy scaling.
>>340395974
You're missing out, it's pretty fun until your deck gets overpowered.
>>340393876
bad hand
>>340395989
Do mutations carry over though? I got used to freezing niggas down with Aard too much.
Also thinking about just starting the game from scratch.
>>340395830
overleveled for most of it. ng+ is just +30 levels to everything.
everything but quest items andgwent cardscarries over
>>340392107
could you at least try to make sense when memeing?
>>340396057
That's what I've been told. I don't think I'd enjoy it to be honest though. I'm not really into card games in video games in any way shape or form.
I guess I'll check it out one day on abother playthrough.
>>340396215
I know about Gwent cards already.
Sadly through my first playthrough I missed a lot of cards that are only available in certain moments of the game, meaning my deck was never -that- overpowered. Looks like I'll go on a bigger hunt this time
>>340395512
I already did.
Still did not win a shit.
so i have fucking FIVE blue stripes commando, but only 2 nausicaa valley rider and no Emhyr van Emeris Emperor of Nifelgaard.
have spoken to every gwent card seller as well, no more cards for me.
miraculous guide to gwent tells me that there's 1 card left to buy in Velen. what the fuck do i do?
>>340397157
http://thewitcher3.wiki.fextralife.com/Emhyr+var+Emreis+Emperor+of+Nilfgaard+(Gwent+Card)
>>340397297
been there five times, restarted witcher, meditated, entered the inn through different exits, et cetera et cetera.
i think that bastard once sold me two bsc when he should've sold me the emps card and the nausicaa rider card.
>>340397405
btfo pcuck
>>340399336
>>340399336
i'm on ps4 tho
Guys I am just around level 18 and slept with every girl in the brothel, will my waifu know about this in the future?
