>Hearts of Iron 4 came out yesterday
>No threads in the catalog about it
>Only one archived thread was active
What happened? Is the game shit, or is /v/ too normie for Hearts of Iron?
It's a castrated shit version of HoI3.
>>340358553
Hearts of Iron died after Darkest Hour
>>340358828
EU4 was a castrated version of EU3, but EU4 still gets threads.
No one plays these turbo-autismo games except for /vg/
>>340358553
That's a cute picture. Was hitler just getting back at all the normies?
>>340358885
EU is a more popular series though.
HoI is a niche game within a niche genre, and the latest entry is too dumbed down for even fanboys of the series
>>340358553
I like grand stat but Ive never played a HOI. My favorite Pdox game is Vicky 2. Should I try the new one?
>>340359249
Young Hitler did not have a girlfriend. But he did have an obsessive interest in a young blond named Stephanie. He would stare at her as she walked by and sometimes followed her. He wrote her many love poems. But he never delivered the poems or worked up the nerve to introduce himself, preferring to keep her in his fantasies. He told his friend Kubizek he was able to communicate with her by intuition and that she was even aware of his thoughts and had great admiration for him. He was also deeply jealous of any attention she showed to other young men.
In reality, she had no idea Hitler had any interest in her. Years later, when told of the interest of her now-famous secret admirer, she expressed complete surprise, although she remembered getting one weird unsigned letter.
>>340359483
Man. What a fucking weirdo. Thank god 4chan exists so that the next hitler is confined to places like /r9k/ and /pol/.
>>340359375
Pirate it and give it a go. Seriously, Paradox games are too polarizing and you're better off coming to your conclusions independently.
The detail Vicky as a franchise gives to its production system and demographics and CKII gives to dynastic succession and title inheritance, HoI usually gives to frontline battle operations. That's the best comparison I could make.
>>340359706
Thanks.
>>340359670
That's right goy!
Never again will the jews face another threat.
>>340360061
Is that you new hitler? I can be your stephanie if you want~
>>340359670
>>340360154
>Is that you new hitler?
Oh, of course not!
I'm just a gentile defending the interest of the jews for no good reason and despite not being one of them, like the good goy I am.
Shalom!
>>340359483
So that's happens when the beta uprising is taken too far
>>340360350
>>340360597
Guys if you just want someone to look at your poetry can't you show your moms? I'm sure they'll be supportive.
You should really just ask her out tho.
believeable worlds
>>340360867
>no Brazilian invasion of Portugal and the african coast
Eh
>>340360993
I didn't realise how easy that was until I reloaded a save from before I joined the axis to get the sunset invasion cheevo
So don't worry, in an alternate alternate timeline, Mexico *did* invade Iberia.
it's dogshit
