No cake

>>340351195
no it's there

>>340350781
Too short.

Are we just supposed to believe that Chell went through the entire game without ever going to the bathroom? Game is shit

>>340350781
too short
uses half life 2 assets a bit too much

>>340351383
I went through the whole game without going to the bathroom

Too short
Too easy
Game never stops feeling like a tutorial.
Hell, you don't get the second portal until chamber 11 of 19.

>>340351574
yeah but chell is a girl and girls have weak bladders and no penises to help hold in the piss

>>340351361
Considering it was meant as a bonus game on the orange box, it's size is quite big.

>>340351361
Enough about your dick.

>>340351623
she pissed her pants then who cares

What would happen in portal 3?

>>340350781

Lame humor.

>>340351864
You're thinking of Portal 2 with its "quirky dark off kilter" humor. Portal 1 was more subtle in every regard and didn't overstay its welcome either.

no extra challenge maps

60% of the game was a tutorial and the other 40% was pretty easy

>>340351623
The suppression field got rid of that

>>340351623
The girl probably woke up dehydrated. She didn't have anything to drink that entire game and she probably didn't go to bed with a full bladder