You die tonight.
By karmic laws, your soul will be sent to the last video game you played.
Are you happy with destiny?
>dead by daylight
>>340330291The Elder Scroll Online
I'm fucking boned. I suppose this is my punishment for shit taste.
>SMT I
>post Cataclysm Tokyo
Yay I live in a post-apocalyptic junkyard full of demons that's about to get flooded.
>am sent to Ocarina of Time 3D.
>can be together with Malon.
>GTA
I guess I could live with that
>DaS 2 SotFS
Fuck no... Just died 2 times at the hands of this bitch...
>>340330291
im happy with your mom xD
>Digimon battle spirit 2
Do i become a protag or just a random digimon?
pokemons ok
>Tekken 3
Not sure if I can win iron first tournament but I sure as shit will try to fuck a panda
>>340330661
Where's that machine-to-go-inside-videogames pasta
>trapped in a world with countless squid lolis and hotaru-tan
woe is me
>Anno 2205
>Sonic The Hedgehog CD
wew lad
>>340330291
STALKER
blyat
>WipEout HD
Thank god it wasn't Dark Souls 3.
Overwatch, I can finally smell widow's ass
OutRun 2006 Coast 2 Coast
>DOOM
FUCK
>Picross e6
>just played Odin Sphere
Cool beans!
>>340330291
>LISA
well, fuck
>>340331192
Are you a grill?
>>340330291
> Garrysmod
Fuck yeah
I'm God
>>340331192
Hope you're not a girl
>my heavily modded Skyrim setup
I'm cool with it. Will regret not installing those sex mods though.
Red Orchestra 2
pls no
>SSBM
Would be fun to go sanic fast as Fox.
>WoW
PROS:
>Can never permanently die
>Can ride dragons and shit
>Slutmogs everywhere
>Getting rich is piss easy
>Commander over a small army
>Lots of variety in alcoholic beverages
CONS:
>Stuck defeating the same assholes for years on end
>Never permanently dying means dying over and over and over again so mental stability is questionable
>Shit community
>Power and abilities constantly in flux as classes get buffed/nerfed
>No real housing, would just be a drifter
Am I happy with destiny?
Overall, yeah. Could be worse.
as long as i can summon devils as well i'm fineor if i'm used as a devil
>Pokemon Conquest
You know, I'm not really sure.
>>340330291
Need to know more. Does the world work like in the lore or like in gameplay?
>>340330291
B-b-but I just downloaded Warthunder to play with a friend for an hour! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!
>Peace Walker
At least I will die serving the greatest hero of all time.
>>340330291
>Pokémon Alpha Sapphire
This could be good
>Witcher 3
I mean. Am I a peasant or some kind of monster?
>>340330291
>Guitar Hero 5
This is some kind of ironic hell? But meet Kurt Cobain and Johnny Cash might be cool.
>>340330291
>a mobile chink rpg
Fuck my life.
>>340331469
Lmao, have fun with 12h workdaya
>sfv
Thanks obamaa
As long as I get to bang loose hippie chicks at Gaia's Landing I'm cool
>>340330291
>darkest dungeon
>>340331452
>Peace Walker
Enjoy an eternity of menus.
when i had a "going into games" machine - this woulve been early 2006- i used to go into majoras mask A LOT and one of my fav things to do was fondle romani at the ranch. one of the great things about fondling video game characters is they don't fight back or struggle because they don't recognise u as a player character..its like you don't exist. but let me tell you, she smelled like SHIT. in fact everybody in that game did..I got used to it after a while but that first moment when i smelt romani up close..i was almost sick. she looks clean & nice when you see her on television but when ur there stood next to her its a different story. The machine was stolen in the end and im kinda glad. it had started to take over my life
Danganronpa 2
maybe i can be the ultimate shitposter, plus all the waifus so its not too bad.even if i got punished its not like i actually died
Either Melee or Sexy Beach Premium Resort. Sort of, and do I have to do the campaign or will I be stuck with the character creator?
>>340330291
>Fallout 4
HATE NEWSPAPERS
>just started a vicky 2 nwo campaign
So I guess I get to go a couple of months into the past pretty much.
>>340330642
Same here. Can't wait to walk a few steps without trying to negotiate with demon for the rest of my life.
>>340331668
We can be dungeon buddies.
fallout 4, i would probably get raped and killed by raiders
WoW
eh, could be worse.. like dark souls or something
>sims 3
kay
>>340331697
The Fuck you on about?
>>340330291
>Digimon Story: Cyber Sleuth
Imma digi it up!
Well I guess I'm a squid now
Senran Kagura
>>340331371
>Power and abilities constantly in flux as classes get buffed/nerfed
>No real housing, would just be a drifter
But if we're assuming patching and such will still happen in games, then you're in luck since maybe someday WoW will add housing.
I think it also depends on just how literal we take the mechanics of some games.
For example, if I were trapped in my FO4 non-survival game, does that mean I have the power to instantly construct buildings with base materials and never actually need to eat or sleep? Would have be able to console command myself to immortality?
Or would that mean we'd actually be living in that world's setting as if it were a new reality?
>>340330291
>Zombi
FUCK. Before that I played the Eyes of Heaven demo. Fucking hell.
>>340330291
Hard Reset
could be worse i guess
>>340330291
I'm gonna fuck so many mithra.
>Final Fantasy 8
I'll be fine.
>Fallout 4
shit.
>>340331246
>>340331252
you can have a full mustache and be fat as fuck, not to mention having a penis, and people will still line up to fuck you
does it really matter?
>>340331643
whats the best way to play Alpha Centauri? is the GoG version ok
>>340331697
holy shit how have i never seen this before im dying
>DOOM II
Unless i manage to tag along Doomguy, I'm done for.
>>340330291
>sunless sea
Vroom Vroom mother fuckers.
>>340331881
I'll have to settle for miqo'te. Though roegadyns will be nice too.
Life in Eorzea won't be so bad. I'll just stay in the capital cities. Might finally learn crafting I guess.
>>340331808
t.newfag
I popped in Final Fantasy 14 to download the patch, does that count?
If not then Overwatch it is. Time to flirt with half the cast.
>>340331801
>end up in my current FO4 game
>living under my SS as a settler
>live in confidence as he autistically builds pretty damn nice settlements and ensures everyone living under him has a fully upgraded laser rifle and is protected by rocket and laser turrets
Yeah, I think I'd be good.
>Uncharted 4
generally comfy unless there's a shitload of assholes trying to kill me
hope I won't have to do those sudoku jumps though
>>340332004
>DOOM II with escort missions
>>340330291
>WoW
Finally. It's time for me to live in my world.
I'm going to start every day by fucking Panda women. Then I will proceed to get piss drunk and fuck even more Pandas in my Borean Tundra home.
>tfw I live in the shittiest zones for thousands of years and then move to bueatiful breathtaking ones for refreshment.
I've never been in some corners of Azeroth and I will continue to not go there so the world still has some mystery left.
>>340330291
>Overwatch
Fine by me.
>>340330291
Punch-club.
Probably an existential hell.
>>340331983
GoG version is great.
>TimeSplitters: Future Perfect
As long as I land in 1994 Connecticut I'll be all right.
>Atelier Sophie
Bitchin'.
Wait here while I gocuddle withElise.
Witcher 3 expansion. Absolutely, as long as I'm a witcher and not some ploughing peasant.
>Saints Row IV
Well.... at least i can meet Roddy Piper
>Romancing Saga 2
My progeny will inherit all 0 of my special attacks.
>>340330291
>Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Survivor
Well, shit.
>Danganronpa AE
Hell no, fuck this shit
>>340332319
How sweaty was this guy to not be able to hold on to a cat.
>Yandere Simulator
Is this a good or bad thing?
>>340331953
Have you played The Joyful without a mask?
It's not pleasant.
comfy as fuck
>HellMOO
>>340332560
Good if you are sempai, i mean, some cute girl is after you.
>fallout new vegas
I'm not going to lie, one of the main draws of fallout for me is the game world, so it would be neat to see how the society works and how things play out on a non macro level.
fuckin grim dawn, boring piece of shit
>>340330291
I last played Brutal Doom v20b... I'm actually pretty happy.
Uh... Donkey Kong Jr, I think.
I don't know, I haven't played video games since the 80s, I come to /v/ to shitpost.
>>340332542
Nigga words can't describe how beyond fucked you are right now.
>monster hunter
im okay with this
>>340332414
You are one of those beggars sitting in a cart.
>>340332724
You do realize you aren't doomguy right? You would die immediately.
doax3 , i knew playing it would pay off somehow
>>340330291
>FFXIV
This is almost the best possible option for me. Only think I'd like more would bePokemon.
>>340332697
is it that bad?
how does it compare to titanquest?
>>340330291
Granblue Fantasy
Hell yeah I'm happy
>The secret world
>A world that is identical to ours except that every single conspiracy is true and the world will more than likely be swallowed by space tentacles in my lifetime
On the plus side, magic is real. Not a bad gig really. I'll get a chance to meet my illuminati teacher waifu and make tons of scottish babies with her before the planet gets eaten.
>>340331832
are you sure you're not a kid
>from now on, my soul will live in the fucking dota 2 map, forever
>Street Fighter 5
A world with nothing but thick women?
I can live with that.
Black Desert Online.
I am surprising well okay with this, huge world to explore, plenty of food and drink variety, no permanent death, plenty of fighting and doing whatever the fuck I want. I'm cool with this.
>Boktai
Welp, time to get myself a Gun Del Sol
>>340330291
>Gravity Rush
meh, sounds pretty cool. I'd hang in the entertainment district alot.
>MGS3
Fuck it, I'd go attend school with mom and pops after I shortcut my way through Operation Sneb Eber
>>340333095
Is it actually any good? I heard it can be very grind but is that a big problem?
>>340332764
My nigga
Hunting monsters with friends for your life, getting better, and just being a general all around badass. What's not to love?
League of champions
Am i a champion or a summoner
>>340330291
>NepNep 3
Well, at least now I live in a distopia where the more I pray to our lazy as fuck god the better our city state becomes, so I guess everything is fine until nepgear snaps again
>>340330291
>Fallen Enchantress: Legendary Heroes
Actually ain't bad. Better than Sorcerer King.
>>340330291
>Gothic
NO. OH GOD PLEASE NO. FUCK. SOMEONE HELP.
>>340333263
A Rajang giving you the red hot monkey cock.
Rune factory foh!
I dig it. What a simple life.
>>340333327
I mant league of legends
>>340332935
you got it all wrong senpai
the secret world is supposed to be the other side of the coin of the real world
if you don't have bee powers or get caught up with the filth, the world is perfectly normal
I doubt the world will get swallowed either, this isn't the first time earth has been under siege, and she has a really good defense mechanism
If mobile games count...Marvel Contest of Champions
CanSummoners fudge their Heroes?
>>340333374
Until you defeat the final boss, yer stuck there.
>>340330291
>FFXIV
comfy as fuck desu senpai
>The Warhammer world.
Welp, time to sell my soul to Nurgle.
>>340333462
>implying that's a negative
>>340333236
The grind isn't that bad, people are just cynical shitters now because MMOs in general. This one was hyped more than usual so people expectations of all sorts of shit they didn't research even though the game has been out in korea for over 2 years now. Well the best thing I can tell you is play it and don't listen to the forums. Most of the big streamers have left because they got butt fucked out. Like most of the shit tier people in other pvp based games, they got butt fucked out.
To me it's the best mmo to come out ever. The only way up now is to further improve upon combat systems again even more and go bigger world. But this game is already expanding world again soon here and the combat is top tier action.
>Grand Theft Auto V
I'm a fucking dead man.
>>340333547
>he doesn't even know what the name of the planet is called
Fuck sake, tertiary fans are the worse.
>Magic the Gathering.
So the universe of MTG? Or am I just trapped on a table with a bunch of cards?
>>340330291
>SMT IV
Come at me.
Not sure how to feel, could be worse.
>morrowind
jesus fucking god please no
>Stellaris
Great as long as I do not become a slave of Thrax, The Will of Heaven is a nice place to live in.
>runescape
Fucking awesome, i can finally live the grind
>>340333792
the universe/multiverse of MTG would be fucking glorious
However, I wanna imagine you're just a faceless player for eternity playing other people at a table, the positive you have access to every card like a computer generated program.
>one piece burning blood
Does my new body follow the physical laws of the OP universe? People can get fucking monstrously strong in that.
>>340330291
>Monster Hunter 4U
Could be comfy, or could be brutally killed within first week.
>>340333792
Do we get waifus? Cause I'll join you if so.
>Assassin's creedthe first one
As long as i'm not the one who has to jump around on shit.
>Yakuza
Well at least everyone speaks english here.
Splatoon.
Am I the last human in 10,000 years, or do I become an inkling?
>>340330291
>Silent Hill 3
Whoops
>>340333492
You think I'm going to defeat anything? Shit man, I'm going to be worked to death in a mine. Or a rice field.
The only bright side to this all is that despite being a prison colony no one seems to be interested in homosex, and that inside the camps you most likely won't get killed, just beaten. Yay.
>Ultimate DooM
Well. Time to man up extremely quickly or I'm fucked.
>>340332506
think positively
you could become a demon ruler
>>340334021
boros elite a qt, star of my humans deck back in the day
>>340332764
>>340333263
>>340334017
Honestly as long as you're a hunter, it's 100% comfy.
>Tera
Holy fuck yes, I'll get to have so much loli foxgirl lesbian sex.
>>340333660
>the worse
Overwatch.
I'll watch tracer from afar.
>>340330291
It's not fucking fair. Usually I'm playing top tier comfy vidya. But due to the long awaited 2.0 patch I just finished a run of Homeworld.
>>340334146
the entire world is a cardboard cut out, it would be like living the mr.truman show but with elin.
>>340333660
its literally just a renamed earth, down to japan being named nippon, china being named fucking cathay, america being called the new world, england being called albion, the holy roman empire being the fucking empire, india being called the kingdoms of ind, and fucking "araby" in africa
jesus fucking christ, all they did was take a map, change the coast lines a tiny bit and slap a fucking elf circle island in the middle of the atlantic ocean
""""""fantasy""""""
>>340330291
>the land of whatever the fuck Guilty Gear is
I'm FUCKED.
>>340334037
You ever see that episode of Scooby Doo with the caveman?
You're the caveman.
World of tanks. I guess that won't be too bad as long as I don't have to be any crew members. And be confined to one tank.
>>340333602
Nice. Thanks man.
Do I get to bang the cute rabbits and wolves?
Guild Wars
I'm okay with this
At this point the various player characters have saved the world so I won't have to have worry about world-ending threats in my life time
>>340330291
>Killing Floor 2...
No. I'm not. But I like guns and I'm pretty decent at it.
Do I have time to play Senran Kagura?
>>340331697
Shit what
So, Starbound?
I mean, it would be awfull at first, but if I get a colony going somewhere nice, I would have food, weapons, tech and xeno ass for days. Not too bad, plus, owning planets and making a ocean base with delicious Hylotl women would be the life.
>>340334314
>can't splat in a world of splatfests
a fate worst than death
Smash 4
>immortality
>endless cycle of combat and celebration
>abundant women.
It'd be my Valhalla
>>340330291
>FF9
YES!!! YEEEEESS!!
>Witcher 3
>Will be poor as fuck
>Oppressed by the military
>Life threatened by monsters
>Life threatened by bandits
>Life threatened by disease
>If I survive all of things, it is likely at least one or maybe all of my friends and family will be dead
great
>>340330291
>Subnautica
I'm going to just imagine that I'm way the fuck away from that water world on some agri planet raising turnips with an army of friendly harvest bots under my supervision.
>>340334283
Don't care. Beautiful world, cute elins.
>>340334670
NOPE.
Oh, and the Reaper is behind you.
>Armored Core Verdict Day
Things could be shittier I guess
Gonna do the last three, from most recent to least.
>league of legends
Guess the world in the game is alright. I could stand living in Demacia or some shit.
>darkest dungeon
I'm guessing I'll just be another hero from the cart and I'll die in a sewer. Fun times.
>huniepop
I can be with my waifu. Radical. Shame this wasn't the most recent.
I get to play Daytona for all eternity.
Feels good mang.
>Hearts of Iron IV
Anything can happen.
>Nothing changes
>>340334479
Not to mention I'd probably just chill in the shing jea monastery for the rest of my life
such a comfy placeway better then real life
>Metal Gear AC!D 2
Might be cool. Could sex up Takiyama or Venus.
>>340330291
>Diablo 3
Fuck.
>>340330291
>Steins;Gate
Yeah I'm okay with this. Chillin in the lab forever, making time machines and shit.
>from the depths
Could be worse. Might actually be fun
>>340330683
>>GTA
>I guess I could live with that
>Running around shooting people all day
>After you die you just respawn
>basically Valhalla
Gothic armada.
For the emprah!
But yes, im screwed arent i?
>Path of Exile
Well, fuck me. Of all the settings, it had to be Wraeclast
>>340334648
MEIN NIGER
>GTA V
>where things equivalent to 9/11, Columbine and every other atrocity you can think of happen in the same city EVERY DAY
MH4U
I am so fucke
>the binding of isaac
am i fucked?
>>340334021
We'd probably just be 0/1 cards.
>>340330502
Fucking this. I am not okay with it
>>340333863
why? don't be a baka, n'wah!
>>340330291
>smt IV
I want to fuck demons
>>340332560
>Have to hear the AngryManletJewGod bitch about his emails
>>340330291
I'm going to be sent to a grizzly death by a man who has already sealed the fate of hundreds of other divers, just for a little gold.
I got off pretty well
>>340332554
Probably more of a 'I just finished doing 200 wrist-curls & 150 pull-ups, and can no longer feel my fingers' or 'I've punched so much shit my hands don't work anymore' situation.
>Digimon world 4
Eh. Might at least be interesting
>Senran Kagura
it's all I've ever wanted
>Fallout 1
I would get poisoned by a radscorpion and die a slow death.
>>340331697
why is no one freaking out about this?
>>340330291
>Dota 2
CYKA BLYAT AHHUJEL NAHHUJEL BLYAT PASHOL NAHUJ
>>340336638
old pasta
>MH4U
Pretty chill, Get to hunt cool-ass monsters and travel a mystical world for eternity? Rad
>Ring Runner
So I get to traverse the universe while being what is effectively an extremely powerful Jedi?
Neat.
>>340332319
Cats can survive a fall from any height
Their terminal velocity is slower than their lethal velocity.
Falling is only dangerous to cats if they don't have time to right themselves and hit the ground at a funny angle.
That cat would have been fine.
>>340330291
I know will die in the arms of two catgirls.
>>340330291
>dark souls 3
So long as I'm some kind of undead I can learn to git gud and pal around with seigward. Sounds pretty fun.
>>340330291
>Second Life
HELP
>Spawn as villager
>Start picking berries
>Pick the shit out of these bitches, so hard the entire bush vanishes from existence
>Overseer catches me standing around and sends me to go kill an elephant with a shortbow
>Fucking thing is thrashing around, hits me like a locomotive a couple times, I think it gave me a concussion
>Finally it drops and a few of us immediately carving it up, covered in entrails and my own blood I desperately search for anything remotely resembling meat
>Overseer feeds it all to a batch of soldiers he's created, who run off who knows where to die
>Be given the responsibility of mining gold do this for what seems like ages
>Suddenly there's a hint of frost and the biggest goddamn wolves you've ever seen spawn from seemingly nowhere and start ripping all my comrades apart limb by limb
>Narrowly escape by running to the center of town
>Town bursts into flames, all hope is lost
>Wolves suddenly kill over as quickly as they came
>Overseer sends me to the outskirts of enemy territory
>Given the arduous task of building an entire fucking fortress, overseer says it'll be less conspicuous that way
>I hope one of those funny guys with the axes don't find and slaughter me, Zeus willing
>>340330291
>EVE
I don't know how i feel about this
>>340330291
>Infinite space
I'll most likely die either in the LMC unification war, or in Lugovalian invasion or at the very least i die when the Overlords send their shit into my universe.
But at the very least i hope i get to be a Regeinlander.
>>340337083
What game?
>>340337115
Oh, surely it can't be that bad.
>NBA 2K16
Soooo I'm a basketball star now? And I get to live in pretty much the same thing as real life? Not bad.
>>340337250
NEKOPARA
>>340337248
>3D pixel art
Why?
>>340332319
Is that supposed to be sad or funny?
Domestic / small wild cats can survive almost any kind of fall, provided they aren't overweight or already crippled. That's one of the reasons they always hang out on precarious ledges and shit.
>>340332061
>you'll never ha e a Roe wife to pamper you.
>>340330291
>Rynoa RPG
>ultra lewd H game
>Cursed to suffer the same fate i subject the Yuffie to
I guess I'll be happy drsssing like a slut, degrading myself and masturbating in the streets and fucking monsters after a few rounds of brainwashing, before ultimately giving myself up to a succubus's pet orgasm toy. Not what i want to do, personally, but i guess what I want wont mater after Karma has its way with me. I just hope i get a pretty girl body to go along with it all.
>Devil Survivor 1
Ah, hell.
Doom 2
I can imagine worse ways of spending eternity.
>>340337348
Because emulating DS and trying to play with the game stretched bigger than the DS screen.
>>340330291
Monster Hunter 4
I can live with this.
>Black Ops 3
maybe there's good videogames in the future
>>340330291
>youtuber's life
Fuck no
God no
PLEASE NO
>>340330291
>Quake 3
>Spend a eternity as the training dummy of Doomguy
Yes, I am fucked.
Grandia
Awesome.
>>340337531
You are not Doomguy. You yourself probably cannot find a double barreled shotgun in Hell to literally save your life.
enjoy getting fucked in the ass by everything.
>New Vegas
Fuck tonight let's do it now
>Unravel
>Swede paradise with cozy memories and lazy streams
Son I hit the jackpot
>>340330291
>Overwatch
So like real life, but with moreheroes?
>>340338147
yea, there are a ton of sentient gorillas, blue people, and female pro gamers IRL
Fag.
>>340337876
So THATS where he learned how to jump!
>Soul Sacrifice Delta
Even if I somehow had the means to survive for more than a few days, I don't think I would even want to.
>>340330291
>lisa the painful
I am fucked
Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate.
I'll be fine as long as I train up.
>Persona 3
Finally, after all of those years, I have achieved my life's goal. I have become japanese.
>>340338626
Enjoy your (or someone else) death.
Baldur's Gate,
Meh, I could make something out of it...
>>340330291
>Solitaire
Sounds about right.
>>340338739
Death is not a hunter unbeknownst to its prey, anon, one is always aware that it lies in wait.
>>340330291
>Bionicle Heroes for the PS2
I can just collect a bunch of Lego pieces and be invincible forever.
Smite, does this make me a god or does it make all pantheon's real?
Nice and comfy.
>>340330291
Factorio.
I mean, I'll get lonely but it might be fun.
>>340337083
>sent to the last video game you played.
you're not the MC, no kitties for you!
but its still a million times better than being stuck in Dota.
>Serious Sam 3
Well fuck
>>340330291
>Gran Turismo 4
So do i become a race car driver or am i a car?
Do i have access to all the powers and abilities of said game world? Cause if so secondlofe would be pretty sweet
>wake up
>choose how i want to look that day
>go to RLV sim and rape all day
>>340330291
Dead Space 2.
Woops.
>GW2
Yeah fine, I guess ebonhawke's nice
>Witcher 3
>fucking monsters everywhere
>ghosts just fucking up my fields
>the one fucking witcher that comes round these parts always tries to haggle up the price
fuck
>I get to run through endless expert or super expert Mario maker levels. Falling for kaizo blocks and trap doors for eternity
>Don't even get to fuck peach
Kill me now.
>Killing Floor 2
This is definitely not schway.
>>340330291
>Ace Attorney Investigations 2
only if I get to fug Kay, Courney and the girl on the food show in the flashback case
