What stats should Hitler have?
Max charisma
>Race
>not Aryan
>>340320989
Max INT, Max Luck everything else min
>>340321665
Also increase PIE due to his obsession with the occult and propaganda
This time hitler gets all the pie. Holocaust averted.
Max INT
>>340321803
What does pie have to do with occult and propaganda. Is he a housewife?
>>340320989
Shit luck
>>340320989
Physically frail. 61 year old dude with Parkinsons and a history of drug use.
Probably high Int and Luc.
The fuck does PIE stand for.
>>340322636
pierogies?
>>340322593
>>340321665
>abusive alcoholic father
>homeless
>fought in one of the bloodiest wars in human history
how is any of that lucky? if he had 10 luck he would just been accepted into art school.
Hitler also died when he was 56 so all his stats would be zero as he would be a skeleton at this point.
>>340322636
Piety?
>>340320989
Charisma should be maxed. Reading about the guy you'd think he has the superpower of being able to convince someone to do anything. If he was locked in a room with Netanyahu, I would be surprised if they came out agreeing with each other.
>>340323323
Wouldn't*
Hitler was an introverted autist with an intense desire to watch the world that rejected him burn. Just like you anon!
>>340323004
Hitler died of anal implosion in a villa somewhere in Argentina in the 60's. FBI pretty much confirms that they couldn't find shit and the fucker probably slipped away on a uboat.
>>340323323
Hitler wanted the Jews to leave to Israel infact he made a deal with the Zionist party of Europe to end a boycott of German goods if he let Jews leave to Israel with their money as long as they agreed to buy German goods and tools infact alot of the first jews to settle Israel were German Jews. and to be perfectly fair the whole racism thing is overplayed as Eugenics were a thing until the 60s.
all stats atnein
>>340323591
>introverted autist
In what reality?
>>340323719
he died in the bunker were he committed suicide with his wife and dog. they burned the bodies in a crater. he had a chance to leave the bunker with that women German Ace but refused.
>tfw blew it and bought the vita game
JUST
>>340324127
No one ever found his body. Literally EVERY intelligence service in the allies were looking for it.
But
they
didn't
find
SHIT
H
I
T
>>340324412
I thought that the Russians burned his body to prevent him being a martyr
>>340324412
The russians burnt his body like ten times, exhumated him, burnt him again and so on.
>>340324581
Cool story bro
The modern smokestacks in Auschwitz were also built by the commies "in order to mimic the old German encampment before it got destroyed"
>>340324581
>>340324779
That's pretty disrespectful. Why did they do that?
>>340324581
>>340324412
it was burned to a crisp in war zone in some random fucking crater not to mention the area was shelled repeatedly after that his bones were probably blow into pieces. i will believe what all the men and women in the bunker with him told.
>>340324880
he actually ordered his own body to be burned along with his wifes because of what they did to mussolini
Max CHA, everything else middling to low. Dude was a pure Bard.
I honestly don't know about his INT, though. He made some absolutely retarded decisions, but that could be due to low WIS and being batshit insane rather than anything to do with INT.
>>340322343
Piety. Faith.
>>340325016
can't even recognize that nigga anymore
>>340320989
He was a curier in WWI, give him some agi
>>340325016
Appropriate
https://youtu.be/r5hvHEBLNpI
>>340325064
he wasnt insane defienly high int and CHA, low wis makes sense.
>>340321665
>max INT
Yeah, that's why he both failed art school and ran his military into the ground after a failed attack in Russia, despite his general/officers' pleas.
He was mainly a crowd-persuader.
>>340325016
What did they do to Mussolini?
Max VIT and Luck, cyber lich hitler has hidden his phylactery in another dimension by this point making him nigh-unkillable.
hitler was charismatic and smart, but he wasn't particularly wise (piety) at all, because he believed in his culture too strongly
he didn't understand that that kind of self worship was never going to end well, even if they had won the war
str 10
int 17
pie 09
vit 10
agi 09
luk 20
>>340321321
fpbp.
>>340325557
He made Europe his bitch but the whole "let's invade Russia" idea was retarded, maybe he suffered an INT debuff due to his age.
>>340325662
Everything
lol how long you spend rerolling for 21 bonus point?
MEMES FIND A WAY
>>340325662
tortured and mutilate him and his wife in front of him along with his personal guards their were also rumors that they sodomized him, they then put his corpse on display and had people urinate and stomp on it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aZ6LzofaYQ
>>340325916
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_offensive_plans_controversy
>>340320989
High charisma
Above average intellect
Above average piety
Average agility
>>340325662
His body was lynched by a mob and beaten with clubs.
>>340326550
E M T
>>340323591
Nonesense, an autist wouldn't be able to be as charismatic as him: Hitler was simply a jerk and was compensating for a lot of things which led him to making retarded decisions.
>>340325016
>>340326805
I'm currently sceptical about what I see and hear about World Wars I and II because of the revelation that much of what we know was just propaganda and "history is written by the winners."
>>340325064
He had at least one level in fighter from WWI, even if it didn't do much for him but alter his voice.
>>340320989
What game, I wanna play as Hitler-san
