>1 week until E3
Are you fags ready?
DOWN THE BOTTLE IF ITS BATTLETOADS
anything good coming out of E3. Cant wait for the cringefest to start
>>340318715
I guess it turned out aight better than last year
>>340318715
>FINAL VERSION
You wish, pubescent.
>>340319583
what was there more
i saw nothing new
I'll be the guy posting "who /a/ here".
So what's happening with the squilliam collage? I forgot when it's usually put together.
>>340318715
Of all the versions Ive seen this one is probably second best.
>>340318715
I appreciate the falseflagging wojaks. Love that meme.
>>340319673
There's the non cancer version and one with less trash
>>340320220
post it bitch dont just talk about it
>Iwata
>Spencer
>Never Ever
Everybody gets represented
I'm ready for a few days where I buy into the hype and feel legitimately happy.
>>340319730
Amazingly I haven't seen anyone really start it.
Fuck it, if nobody starts one within the next couple days I'll try to get off my lazy ass and make one.
>>340320759
>still able to feel happy about video games
I envy you
>>340320278
how many fucking awful forced memes can you cram in one picture jesus christ
>>340321059
That one sucks
>>340321139
Is that a challenge?
>>340320816
Sweet, squilliam collages are always a lot more fun than concentrated meme shit like R/v/
>>340320278
And this
>>340318715
>e-celeb bullshit
>no druids anymore
yes, this represent modern /v/ just fine
>>340321059
>I made it so it's the best version
I hate the "Final" version but holy shit end your life prematurely.
>>340321059
I bet you actually think this is good lmao
>>340321139
That's the point, dipshit
>>340321280
i think there was a druid, i never found it though
>>340321242
This is the best version
>>340318715
No, get me off this ride. I've been on it for far too long.
>>340321242
where the videogames
>>340318715
GRRRRRR
>>340321059
That's fucking trash
>>340321242
I was the original trip fag who organized the majority of this years r/v/. I like this one, but I think I fucked up the shop of the Druid in the mountain.
Plus I like OPs, who ever contributed did a gud job.
I'm surprised that barney fucker isn't all over this thread
after browsing 4chan for 6 years and playing video games for even longer this was the first time ive ever came to /v/
this is the first thread ive seen here
i dont know why i expected anything less
>>340321242
post it
>>340321605
>tripfag
Lying sack of shit, I went through that entire autism cesspool and I barely saw any tripfag properly managing the RV.
>>340321664
Embrace it anon. Or leave while you still can.
>>340318715
>using his shitty OC sanic version
>>340321242
i like op more
but cersored in the sky, crashing nintendo plane and iwata rising from druid mountain is pretty good
>>340321605
>Plus I like OPs
Because you're the faggot that made it. Go kill yourself.
>>340321242
>undertale
>>340321862
>no headless kamikaze in either
they're shit
>>340321831
In the first thread, I was busfaag. I didn't use a trip code for the next couple of threads but I was still manning the helm and shopped the majority of request on their.
Someone also tried impersonating me to get what they wanted on the r/v/.
After I left Anons couldn't contribute to one r/v/ which is why we've ended up with multiple ones.
New E3 report card, here's my expectations.
>>340321664
Is this a new copypasta?
>>340322006
Nah, I work on that final piece.
I like it cause it feels the most complete.
>>340322264
And here's the template, feel free to use it.
>>340322387
honestly i dont expect much from this year and i can see micro and sony harping on vr for a big portion.
ninty may give some nx info other than that zelda galorehoping for something mon hun related
beth and ea can fuck off and pc will show some nice gems
>>340318715
lots of good memes of the year and relevant jokes
>>340321059
decent but a bit bare
>>340321242
>adding more undertale shit
>>340321862
bad
>>340322387
I expect literally nothing this year. Nintendo's usually the only one I find even remotely interesting, and they're doing jack shit this year. Other than Sun/Moon info, it's just gonna be Zelda garbage and generic FPS/arena shooters all the way through.
Who do guys will create this year's big E3 meme?
>>340323427
Ubisoft will probably have perfected creating human memes this year.
>>340323427
Sony.
They'll do something that they think is good on paper but is cringey as fook.
>>340323427
Aisha will wear a shirt with pepe that says "don't talk to me or my meme every again #pepewood"
>>340321059
There's not enough happening here. The OP one is better but still not perfect. I do like your wing cap mario flying in the background but try to add more. Make it more busy and intense.
>>340321862
add Headless Kamikaze and Yooka-Laylee back in and we're golden
I'm going to meet my internet boyfriend and get multiple blowjobs all throughout E3. I'm pretty excited.
>>340321242
This one's great. I love the addition of Temmy, mostly because of the sheer amount of butthurt that occurs following the posting of anything undertale related.
>>340322043
>>340323008
My point.
>>340318715
A DEALS A DEAL
>>340324198
faggot
What is the single thing that could realistically happen this year that would make it the worst E3?
>>340322043
>>340323008
>it's a /v/ gets triggert about a video game episode
>>340321242
>no hamster
yeah this one's better
>>340324271
My point again. Just say "undertale" and people get super salty. It's fucking hilarious.
>>340321287
Sums up the shitty one you posted OP
>>340324280
The NX reveal being as shitty as we expect it to be.
>>340324484
>>340324198
>add a character most of /v/ dislikes to the /v/ collage
No. The amount of plagiarism the creator of undertale did makes his shit not deserve to be in our fabulous memes
>>340324280
Nintendo talks about nothing but Zelda, which is already happening so that's going to be fucking terrible.
Microsoft talks about nothing except this Windows 10/Xbox One cross-platform stuff. Kinda cool, but E3 isn't the place to talk about that. We want games.
Sony unveils the new PS4.5 and says they are discontinuing the original PS4, forcing owners to buy the new one.
>>340324280
All 3 companies push VR as the next big thing, but most or all major developers don't take to it, leaving VR in the same third-partyless void that motion controls were left in.
>>340324691
>add a character most of /v/ dislikes to the /v/ collage
but most of /v/ likes undertale, it's just a vocal minority that shitposts all the time
>>340321059
This is fucking terrible
the one in OP is fine
>>340324915
see you in the days
>>340324937
Silent majority claims are useless when there's no fucking proof of it. Where's the proof of it being a vocal minority?
>>340324937
you do know furfags and lolifags say the exact same thing? Its called delusion. The undertale fanbase as well as the blatant copying and memeiness made a vast majority here dislike it. Mods even deleted the threads for a while.
>First E3 I'll be missing for work
I WANT TO BE A NEET AGAIN
I want to shitpost with you guys.
>>340321059
If it had Squilliam in it it would have been perfect.
someone make a list of all the games xbone announced at E3 and then quietly cancelled in less than a year
i know theres atleast like 5 of them
memes
>>340324674
NX won't be at E3 at all anon.
>>340325091
the were multiple undertale threads several month with actual discussion
>1 week
?
>>340325131
I'm currently NEET but when i worked (The past 4 years) I always took the whole week off for E3.
I don't care if nothing noteworthy gets announced, It's still fun to watch.
You guys better stop thinking the NX will be at E3. Yeah, the following is pasta.
First things first, the main sites has all infos needed.
http://e3.nintendo.com
>Digital Event/Conference when?
No Event or Conference this year. Only two days of Treehouse at E3 streams, where they will show various games live.
Use this countdown site:
http://www.e3countdown.com
>Will they really show only Zelda?
No. That was a misinformation due to the fact Nintendo said they will FOCUS on Zelda. The main site mentions they will also show Pokemon sun and moon, Monster Hunter, Dragon Quest and other things.
>There will be NX news?
No. There will be no NX at E3 in any shape or form. They will only show the Wii U version of Zelda as well. Source: http://www.gamespot.com/articles/nintendo-says-nx-will-not-make-an-appearance-at-e3/1100-6439253/
Still, they will show it later this year. But not at E3, get over it.
>So they really aren't going to show anything new?
Who knows. No company would spill the beans before E3. Rumors floating in the air mention a Mother 3 western release or a new Mario Kart 8 DLC pack. Maybe they could show the contents of the new Hyrule Warriors Legends season pass and more Amiibo.
That being said, the lack of Digital Event pretty much excludes the reveal of new unannounced big games.
They are probably saving some games for the NX reveal. So yeah, keep your expectations very low for Nintendo's E3.
>>340325147
There was only one, actually. the Fable game.
Looking it up, every other game has either released, is in development, or is third party.
>>340325147
This. I need a laugh.
Yes, more than I was in the past few years because I know a lot of good stuff is coming and more things might even be announced. I'm even looking forward to EA one, which is really rare for me.
>>340325386
I hope you have fun. I just wanted to be let down by Nintendo again on real time.
About to go shopping for e3. Dew and Doritos is obvs for Microsoft, and popcorn and Pepsi for Sony, what about the other conferences? And what are you guys building your forts out of?
>>340318715
Does anyone have a GOOD schedule? This one on Shitaku fucking sucks.
>>340325374
>Kadokawa
>will probably announce From's new IP
>fucking 5:30 IN THE GODDAMN MORNING
FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>340325409
no, phandom dust, fable, a few more
>>340325641
Here you go
>>340325641
http://www.e3countdown.com/
I don't know why anyone bothers with anything else
>>340325612
For nintendo you drink bleach
>>340325612
>forts
I thought that tradition died already.
>>340325670
Anon, Phantom Dust isn't canceled.
>>340325641
what's the problem with that one?
>>340318715
why is persona behind the golden face? no one cares about it.
>>340325670
Phantom Dust isn't canceled anon...
>>340325131
>E3 only starts at 17.30 for me
Fuck
Yes
>>340325812
yes it fucking is
>>340325730
>>340325736
Thanks. I forgot about e3countdown, that one is definitely the easiest to figure out.
>>340325898
you don't, others do
idiot
>>340321059
its definitely better but it needs more stuff in it
>>340325965
wheres the pony shit this time?
GAME OF THRONES MMO PLS
>>340325978
weebs aren't real people
>>340325952
Anon, Phil Spencer himself said it wasn't.
>>340326164
well unfortunately for you this site especially is full of weebs
>>340325898
>not being excited about 3D models so we can get a new SMT game on a decent console from the assets
pleb
>>340326270
lol
>>340326368
lmao
>>340324674
It won't be there and you fucking know that
>>340325952
No it isn't. They are redoing it.
Plus Phantom Dust was announced 2014.
>>340326403
he mad
>>340326468
yea im so mad im literally crying right now
>>340325392
Hey, if repeating WHERE'S THE NX helps shitposting, it'll keep going.
Expect 20 "WHERE IS THE NX NINTENDO" kotaku threads
>>340326526
crybaby
WHERE'S THE NX
>>340326589
wah wah
>>340326726
does baby want his bottle
Jesus has it already been a year?
>>340326726
>>340326818
get a room already
>>340326534
Edgy as fuck.
>Le epic golden face meme
>Le epic wojack cuck memes
When will this stupid shit ever go away? It was never funny.
Template
>>340321059
>Arino
top kek.
Mind is cleared and readied for disappointments.
>>340322264
>Wolfenstien
But I kind of want another Wolfenstein after beating New Order 4 times because it was so amazing. Can't say the same for Old Blood though.
>>340321059
when was moot fired from google?
>>340327134
What's going on with the Square Enix thing?
Is it just Deus Ex?
>>340318715
Thanks, doc.
>Nobody's posted the actual not shit RV without the wojacks on top
>PC has the potential to be the best
>They never talking about anything but hardware, VR, existing games, and a few new Indie shit games.
Is it possible to have negative hope?
>>340327546
>phone poster
>>340327513
They are all shit. That's the point.
I completely forgot that E3 was coming up.
>>340327910
It happens when someone is more focused posting about twitter drama and ecelebs than videogames.
>time flies & didn't give a shit for this year's e3
>1 week left & suddenly time moves at an all time slow
what the fuck
Where can you watch e3 on TV?
>>340320120
I added that one myself, thanks guy :^)
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE SQUAILLIAM COLLAGE
>>340328247
Discovery Channel.
>>340328669
I don't think one was made.
>>340328247
> TV
who even watches TV anymore
>>340328739
There's still time
here is mine but I probably forgot some random HD remasters for Sony like GoW and stuff
>>340318715
I am ready for more disappointment and fucking nothing.
>>340328101
>Spider-Man is twitter drama and ecelebs
Never go full retard in my thread ever again, faggot.
>>340327618
This better?
>>340328669
The two collab guys pussied out.
We are desperate.
>>340328924
>This idiot
>>340318715
why is phil in the drivers seat?
>>340328101
You are jumping to conclusions anon. What if I was playing video games and was not on /v/ that much?
>>340328160
Deep in your heart, you care.
>>340318715
>>340321059
>>340321242
This is the "final" version I have.
>>340328962
Why the fuck
We do this every year. Fucking idiots.
>>340318715
>mighty no 9
>>340329431
He drives ferrari.
>>340329558
>no arino
>more memes
this one is much more accurate
>>340329614
When it boils down to be creative, /v/ became progressively worse.
>>340329558
This is the final version
Phil's masturbation face is on there
>>340325374
>Square conference is at 1:30am
rip
>>340329940
>FFXV FPS
>Wanting to make FFXV into a First Person Shooter
What the fuck is wrong with you
>>340330109
it's just dude sex anyway
>>340319728
I cross board both about equally.
>>340330109
Squenix is not holding a conference but they'll be on other ones as a guest. They give out info about their presentations on their twitter account.
>>340318715
I always am baby! Bring it on!
Although if there is no crash i will be heartbroken so i guess i am not ready
>>340325091
>>340325121
There have been plenty of positive Undertale threads. Some of us actually liked it.
I heard about it on /v/ first, even. People liked it for a few days, until all the Let's Players got their first few episodes out and tumblr lost their shit.
>tfw my younger sister and her friends are all tumblrinas
>tfw they all wouldn't shut up about undertale despite never playing it
>tfw I failed as an older brother
Serious Sam 4 will be the only worthwhile announcement / reveal.
>>340330127
>FPS
>Frames Per Second
>>340330127
lmao
read the line below, it's meant to be read as framerate improvements so it doesn't run at 20 FPS.
>>340330581
Ugh.
>>340318715
Yes. Yes I am.
I wonder why people alway have higher expectations for Nintendo.
Like, Nintendo has to deliver all kinds of crazy shit for people to be satisfied. But the same people is still hapoy and ok when other companies deliver something less big.
Someone please post a template of the report card thanks
>>340318715
>Feel faces for everyone on top of the bus, because everything is shit
Wojak is all of us, we are all Wojak.
>>340322387
Last thread died before I could post mine.
3 hours in photoshop
>Scalebound PC confirmed
>Proper Pokemon MMO
>STALKER 2
>2D Metroid
>Manhunt 3
>Looking Glass Studios reforms to create Thief sequel
>Official Mother 4 / 3 localized
>Socom 2 HD re-release
>EA, Ubisoft and Activision go bankrupt
>Chakan sequel
>Monster Hunter 5 trailer, multiplat
>PS4 online multiplayer free
>Microsoft sells the Rare IPs to literally anyone
>Mr. Bones sequel
>Kirby's Dream Course sequel with online multiplayer
>Final Fantasy XV proven to not suck
>TimeSplitters 4
>Konami sells off all its IPs after going bankrupt
>Splinter Cell returns to its roots
>2D Castlevania
>Metal Gear Rising 2
>Demon's Souls 2
>Troika reforms to create Bloodlines sequel
>Half-Life 3 finally formally cancelled
>VR, motion, F2P or MOBA games aren't shown once
>Legacy of Kain sequel
>Action RPG without glaring flaw announced
>God Hand 2
>Summoner reboot
>F-Zero sequel
>WoW vanilla servers
>Okami 2
>The Legend of Dragoon prequel
>Diddy Kong Racing 2
>Itagaki returns to directing Ninja Gaiden for 4
>Devil May Cry 5
>Digimon World sequel in the same vein as the original
>Digimon Digital Card Battle 2
>Banjo Threeie
>Lily Bergamo renewed
>Another Souls-like spinoff by Miyazaki
>Valve removes all cosmetics from games
>Bullshots ruled false advertising by Supreme Court day before
>Backlog of Treasure developed games get localized
>Dark Cloud 3
>Digimon Re:Digitize localization announced
>Grand Theft Auto 6 trailer
>Creative Assembly promises to stop sucking
>Red Dead sequel
>Resident Evil returns to its roots with Kamiya and Mikami collaborating
>Team Silent returns to develop Silent Hills
>Aisha Tyler dies on stage
>>340332337
It's in the thread.
>>340332440
It's only like that because if one group got the smug Wojack, the other three would be pissed off.
So not
>everything is shit
More of
>We all hate each other, but whenever one of us gets happy, the other three of us work together to tear the other one down so no one will ever not be miserable, even when there is good stuff all around
>>340332337
It's up there.
>>340332501
>Just one game
That's not the case though. And there isn't only pokemon either.
>>340332440
nice pic
>>340332501
>Bethesda
>8
>Unironically hyped for the snoozefest that is the PC "Show" under the guise of the "comfy" buzzword
I'm sorry, but it's terminal.
>>340318715
>>340321059
>>340321242
>>340321862
>>340329558
Do I even bother setting up my pillow fort?
>>340333463
I honestly like the 2016 ver (OP's at least) more, it's busier but it's got more COMEDY GOLD, this one just reminds me how fucking unfunny 2015 was.
Getting too old for this shit.
>>340334583
When they call it the PS4K do they actually expect the PS4K to play games in 4k or do they want to have picture slideshows in 4k?
>>340321242
>no Umaru
It's fucking trash get that unfinished bullshit out here faggot
>>340334583
If a Cyberpunk trailer dropped I would lose my shit.
>>340334583
>hoping for AW
I don't blame you but just end your hopes here mate
Except more tons of FE games and no actual strategy
>>340327339
Yes
>>340334713
1080p upscaled to 4k at60 fps
It won't be hype but it will be fun
>>340334228
Your samefagging throughout the thread is obvious and you need to stop. The one in OP is garbage
>>340335676
Literally just opened the thread before making that post, all I'm saying is that 2015 was a mediocre year in general.
Will the new Zelda have a cute companion in it?
>>340335582
Why is your Microsoft one so Fucking accurate?
Why are people fighting over a collage? How low can one sink in life lmao
>>340335676
I like it way more than yours.
Test
Someone fill me in on what to expect for Ubisoft, besides Watch Dogs 2
>>340336420
>forgetting where you are
oh right forgot this is breadit 2 now
>>340336637
you're still banned fag
>>340336637
You failed horribly, retake the semester you fag
All I want is a Kingdom Hearts 3 releases date and even now I doubt it will happen.
What are the odds that Microsoft does an E3 special sale?
I want Dark Souls 3 and to renew my Gold membership but don't want to pay the ungodly Canadian prices that they ask for.
>>340329558
this one or OP are the best, literally more cancer/meme = better
>>340318715
We got an r/v/, but where's the Hype Train for this year?
>>340338018
>buying a membership just to play games AFTER buying the console itself
consolefags really are retards holy shit
>>340338194
right here
Alright /v/, I need to make a trip to the grocery store, what snacks should I get to prepare for this three day cringe-stravaganza?
>>340339028
doritos and mountain dew, dewit for the pope
>>340318715
Who else is looking forward to more Mount & Blade 2 info?
>backers get a bloodstained demo during e3
>>340324280
like a general realistic outcome would be a major beloved franchise going full VR only. Or the majority of the conference is about VR-related shit.
E3 already got fucked for me since P5 is coming out in fucking February.
>>340324280
>>340324674
>>340324826
>>340324854
>>340340632
RDR3 isn't announced
