What's your favorite E3 memory, /v/?
>>340312165
Fucking Girl Wood
But seriously, that whole Konami presentation that one year was fucking amazing
What cool memes do you think @Ubisoft is going to make this year?
#GirlWood
>5th time
holy shit
hi
>>340312165
>having a memory of a promotional event
Fucking brainwashed sheep
>>340312460
WAN MIRRION TWOOPS
>>340312165
Nothing with this nigger in it.
Since we're on the topic of Ubisoft's E3s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75pCAiyYARI
RIIIIIIDGE RACER!
>mfw I don't mind Aisha Tyler because I like Archer
fite me
>What's your favorite E3 memory, /v/?
>>340312314ONE MIRRION
>Aisha Tyler
Why does she keep coming back? She's awkward and cringey as fuck and adds nothing to their presentations, why does she keep getting work?
>>340312370
meme me a meme about the memes right now.
RUGHT NOW
>>340312706
>implying people have a problem with the person and not the cringe tier bullshit writing
>hellfuckin smokey
>420 in this bitch
>>340312706
The show would be better without her.The show isn't very good anyway
>>340312523
It's a goddamned miracle your stillborn body even knows how to breathe for this long. I'm sorry your parents have to deal with your pathetic existence for so long; they truly did not deserve such an overwhelming burden.
>>340312746
>nerds chimping out
>>340312165
Pitch a meme /v/
>>340312791
I blame Archerfags. Show is not even THAT funny, just funny enough that I am glad that it got more seasons, but there was a point when they should've stopped and they are clearly years past it.
>>340312523
>Being a dead husk of a human who can't feel emotion
>>340312165
is e3 on the 12th or 14th
>>340312968Engage
>>340313141
The conferences are on the 12th, 13th, and 14th
My favorite E3 memory?
Why that's very easy, this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecffZBdhAUU
POOP ON YOUR TOOTHPASTEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecffZBdhAUU
>>340313290
Fucking Ubisoft.
>>340312165
Aisha Tyler might be fine in whatever else she does, but, as an E3 host she is the most awful and cringe inducing thing of all time. She's the physical embodiment of old 4chan forced meme faggotry. It's such a train wreck but you can't help watching it. Every year. Please just get rid of her already.
>>340312772
WAN MIRRION TWOOS
[spoilers]WOOOOOW
When Aisha Taylor started rambling about how some guy was a literal meme last year
>>340313290
>>340313350
tururrurururururrurururu
the fucking awful pc gaming show from last year (or the year before? i cant remember, life is a blur). the nvidia spokeswoman getting upset at the host for dropping her display model and the awful host constantly begging her to give it to him
>>340313290
>>340313350
I miss him.
Why are E3 crowds so shit?
>>340313379
You don't put commas before or after a "but" outside of one very specific circumstance that isn't applicable here.
>>340312706
>Liking Archer
Krieger is the only part of that show that doesn't suck fucking balls
Goddamn this last season made me realize how forced and predictable every fucking joke is.
>Haha phrasing
>Haha Cheryl bein LE RANDOME DEAD BABIES XDDDD again
Pam is okay sometimes.
>>340313350
>>340313290
Caffeine mind
>>340313290
>Tom Cuhlancy
What's wrong with him? Is he ok?
>>340313545
they're mainly journalists and investors, they don't generally let too much of the general public in the actual event hall.
>>340312165
She's inoffensively bad. Will take Aisha over mister coffee or Cammie whatshername any time.
>>340313440
>If we're talking about Picard it would read "engage."
>Who kept the Christmas lights on during the apocalypse?
What did she mean by this?
>>340313290
TOM KULANCY
>>340313440
I wish I had saved the overtly poetic greentext about that.
>>340313379
>It's such a train wreck but you can't help watching it. Every year.
That's probably why they keep her around, I mean you're gonna tune in JUST to see what a shitshow it is, so Ubisoft wins. They've mastered the art of the shitshow.
Watching E3 2010 Konami live was fucking golden.
>>340313651
Pretty much this, whenever i see Aysha i remember Mr. Caffeine and think of how bad things could be, so whatever, could be worse.
>>340312165
Girl power, honey, mmmmmmhmmm *snap, snap*
GEOFF!
Mr. Caffeine
More fucking stupid than RIDGE RACER, Wii Music, Disneyland Adventures, girl wood, and Konami 2010 combined
>>340313548
If it's two sections of a single sentence that could effectively be broken into two separate sentences, I'm pretty sure you do.
>aisha tyler
>>340313786
>E3 2010 was so crazy fun we haven't been allowed to have fun since
>>340313615
To this day, nobody knows. Wasn't that the same E3 where Adam Sessler acted like a coke fiend?
>>340313786
It really was. It's the sole reason I keep watching E3s every year despite them getting shittier and more "no-nonsense".
>those fucking wrestlers they hired
>the "you will be sucked"
>the japanese cowboy and the headless jokes
Never gonna be another like it.
>>340313946
LET'S GO BACK IN TIME
>>340312370
Probably le unicycle frog and le spooked cave sponge
>>340313740
You're probably right. Does that say more about Ubisoft or us?
>>340313586
Literally plebbit the post
To all sonyers around the world this was the best moment ever, Jack slaughtered Microsoft too hard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJ-To7WJyWs
>Jeremy will never do a nice job ever again
>>340312370
Some pepe stuff and CURRENT YEAR.
Nothing beats this cringe fest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr57Je1fVvM
>>340314057
that shit was so fucking hilarious.
>>340314057
I can't believe they had so many performances that were so bizarre in totally different ways
>luchadors slapping eachother in the tits
>some black guy rambling about crazy shit
>Oprah
>japanese devs high as fuck speaking bad english
>the death stare guy
>the comedy skit where the guy's head falls off
>Genji 2 is an action game which is based on Japanese history
>The um, stages of the game will actually be based on famous battles which actually took place in ancient Japan
>SO HERE'S THIS
>>340312165
Do people really like Aisha as a host?
Hey guys are we going to send Nintendo another epic card this year? We have to be sure to thank them for advertising to us sheep!
>>340314279
>fanboy retards still exist
this was pretty bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnA1chTl5E8
![pELE[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SaMh5Go.jpg "pELE[1].jpg")
>tfw kineckt
>>340314414
I like how she's like 6'3 and makes all the manlet programmers look like toddlers on stage
I'd also like her to step on my dick
but she's a bad host
I like that nervous guy from last year, dude was shook
>>340312772
Can someone share this video? I haven't seen it, sorry to say.
>>340313290
>>340313350DOODLY DOODLY DOODLY DOO
>>340314414
She's a god awful host. But, people can't help but watch a train wreck in awe.
>>340314531
FUCKING MANLETS WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
>>340314451
"Hur hur look at me, I'm not a fanboy kiddo, I'm and adult and an objetive person"
Come on pcfag.
>>340314657
EA had him at gunpoint anon, you'd be shacking too.
>*deep gasp*DOODLY-DOODLY-DOODLY
>>340314774
point proven
>>340312370
>HERE COME DAT CAFFEINE
>O SHIT DOODLYDOODLYDOODLY
![04.10 - Un Chien Tangerine.mp4_snapshot_05.38_[2013.12.17_19.53.22].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aGD9I1h.jpg "04.10 - Un Chien Tangerine.mp4_snapshot_05.38_[2013.12.17_19.53.22].jpg")
>>340314531
I want to watch her get knotted by a st. bernard on stage
>5th time
>>340314279
There were probably a hundred thousand posts on /v/ related to that announcement in the first hour alone. It was glorious.
Sonys conference back in 2005 and the reveal of the PS3, it was the first time I heard of E3 and watched a live stream.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtZ-rK349aY
What was a really normalfag meme this year?
I'm trying to predict what epic facebook memes will be dropped.
I guarantee that crying emoji will make an appearance at least once somewhere.
>>340314279
It's been a long time, but did any of that really matter?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJElsNaC6yQ
Ten years on and I don't think it's ever been topped.
>>340314279
>people cheering for basic features
Jesus. This is what gaming has come down to
>>340314279
It's a real shame that was a clarification worth cheering for.
>>340312165
So do they intentionally make these presentations bad to create dank memes people will remember or are the suits just so out of touch with the industry?
I really can't tell.
>>340315239
Microsoft ended up backpedaling, so no
But at least we got this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWSIFh8ICaA
i kind of liked peggle 2 guy.
>>340315172
Pepe
>>340314746
Enjoy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6OCnvvkSLM
>>340315356
Nowhere near as glorious as their E3 2006 suicide, sorry
>>340315282
thanks doc
My favorite memory. Shakey man
>>340315441
he was so cute :3
>>340315332
It's a combination of both.
The entirety of E3 2010.
Will he be back this year for another serving of completely unwarranted eternal worldwide humiliation?
>>340312706
Ever since Season 4 it took a massive nosedive. Like i've never seen a show dip so hard.
>>340314301
>Implying that wasn't hype as fuck
>>340314006
That's mean anon
>Mfw Sony and Microsofts E3 2015 conference were absolutely cringe-less
good job guys
>>340312746
>>340315251
Yeah, as gamers the most we have to look forward to are things being "slightly less shitty".
The general public rewards companies for fucking them slightly less than the other guy. Or, rather, pretending to fuck them over a bit less.
Life sucks. WW3 soon.
>>340314301
peggle 2 was legitimately funny though
>>340315539
>Pay cosplayer
>Humiliate him
That crying guy from Infamous 3.
>>340315251
>>340315264
There were a ton of Microsoft shills at the time saying that Sony was going to implement all the same shitty ideas that Microsoft was pushing and that gamers just had to get used to it. That's what made this moment so great.
>>340315659
>>340312746
Based Huber
Hands down, this.
https://youtu.be/kw_Bd-13YCk
>>340315751
>>340313290doodly doodly doodly
>>340315539
>>340315748
that guy was obviously a Ubisoft plant.
How else could he get such a high-quality Jacob costume months before release?
>>340312370
something like: "remember when me made a meme last year ? makeing a meme was a bigger meme than the meme itself and i think we can top it this time"
>>340315539
What would he cosplay as this year?
>>340315751
That was a strange introduction because what he was describing ended up being nothing what Infamous Second Son was about.
>>340315408
>>340315172
don't you talk to me or my son ever again
>>340315871
That trailer was pretty damn good.
Can I please fuck Aisha Tyler then I'll probably but a Unisoft game. Can she just grace me with her presence? That'll be fine also.
>>340315935
Well duh, but you can tell he's caught completely off guard by something. Probably her retarded questions.
I despise the "Kinect Era" with every ounce of my being, but if theres one thing it did do, it was comedy genius
>>340312165
I want Aisha to step on me
Recently this is my favorite moment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVmEzNZv4Ds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pO-0o8yXRUQ
>>340312746
>the girl just sits there pretending to be excited
At least hire women that like games, Jesus.
There was this one guy telling jokes with 0 enthusiasm during some awards. I don't know his name or the name of the ceremony, but he was awesome. Direct, kinda rude andcringeworthy. Anyone knows what I'm talking about?
>>340312165
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VE2Dc1sx71U
Guys, I really miss him
>>340312165
>>340315539
I felt badly for that poor guy, forced to fake a smile through that entire cringeworthy "haha memes" moment. Even if >>340315935 is right, no man should be forced to experience that hell.
>>340315871
the one glorious moment of a very very shitty conference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZL3n3JW4Rw
I hope Satan returns as the host for the EA conference.
>>340316089
Possibly Activision. That had a casual sort of thing once with an annoying host.
>>340316184
REAL
TIME
WEAPON
CHANGE
Back in 2011 or so when fucking Nike had a presentation on the MS show
>>340312165
GIANT ENEMY CRAB
>>340312598
>le racist meme
Fuck off annoying cunt
Is Jaffe at E3 this year?
TM ps4??
>>340315420
Jesus fucking christ that Silent Hill bit. Why is he so fucking close?
I can't fucking handle this shit.
I loved when Adam Sessler was coked up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iisYkEoE_T8
>>340316293
Where do you think you are?
>>340316184
>What the fuck is this retarded shit
>Decade shows up
ohh
This takes the cake for me. Aisha coming back almost guarantees more hijinks.
>>340314348
Makes me laugh every time.
>>340316070
Just think, people still wonder why Nintendo stopped doing conferences
It's Havoc!
>>340316195
This still give me chills.
>e3 is already here again
>video games are so shit i barely remember them this year and don't even care about the biggest show
>>340315441
do NOT bully mr shakey unravel man
remember when nintendo had some bitchy soccer mom go up and talk about "the 4th dimension of gaming" and they meant 4 player mario
>>340316275
please tell me you got the edit of Johathan Kent.
been looking everywhere for it
Translator san, he couldn't give a shit
>>340316089
Found him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaCso_b_PtY
Sony 2006 as I watched it live, it was perfect in its awfulness
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IH2w2l1JTs4
Going old-school
>Twilight Princess reveal and all of Nintendo's 2004 conference
>Brawl reveal
>Sony's 2006 conference
> $299
I remember I really enjoyed the Little Big Planet presentation at E3 2008.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rd_k1JirMtU
>african middle aged woman
i'm sure she's such a gamer
>>340316195
KI was the first game Spencer funded to spite Mattrick, he even had to hide it from him several times
>>340315441
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSF86izYtj8
>>340316442
>>340316378
I remember this. The music, and the lights and then he just comes out and the crowd is silent. No one cares. And he tries to hype up the crowd and again, nothing.
How fucking detached are the developers/publishers to not realize how fucking stupid this shit is?
>>340316504woo
>>340313290
TOM
>>340316164
We all do, anon.
We all do.
Guys.
What the fuck is #Girlwood?
It's been 5 years and I still don't know what she meant by that.
>>340316329
Didn't he claim that he was just over-tired or something? Come on now, Adam.
>>340316482
Man that's some vintage memery.
>>340316329
cocaine is one hell of a drug
>>340316615
>>340316442
>>340316615
THATS NOT JONATHAN KENT ANON
>>340316673
chicks w/ dicks. aisha is a mtf tranny
>>340316504
THE NEXT GENERATION DOESNT START
UNTIL WE SAY IT DOES
>proceeds to be utterly btfo by Nintendo and Microsoft
>>340312165
kobe doing a basketball move demo is just one thing i remember.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2FhBI4OSDU
>>340316673
It's like a ladyboner. Some dumb meme made up to make her seem funny and relateable
>>340316723
Based as fuck. thanks
>>340315441
The fact that happened right before GW2 makes GW2's showy intro even more awkward
>>340315539
>>340316793
Nigga you dumb?
>>340316329
#thesessisamess
>>340316732
>utterly
The PS3 ended up outselling the 360, I don't think anybody saw that coming.
>>340312746
>>340312949
>take their headphones off so they can't hear the announcement
I hate when streamers do this.
>>340315251
>People fucking cheered for a playable female MC in Fallout 4
In a series where you can play as a wimmin in every damn game. Fuck everything
>>340316557
it was spencer and a few others, but yeah apparently yusuf mehdi and don mattrick were sniffing around for anything thats vidya and trying to kill it
they were fucking shit
>>340316793
It's free to use and takes 5% for royalties after a certain amount of profit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6OCnvvkSLM
>>340316415
I really only come here for E3 now (and that's mostly to make fun of it). I miss liking video games.
>>340314279
this is probably the lowest moment on all E3, It only prove how a company and console can win a generation only by shitting on the competition even when they are really no better.
>>340315282
>that porn that was drawn and posted in the thread as this was live
>>340316502
You can't make this shit up. It's like he's one of us. Full blown autism.
>>340316912
I remember this. I was very confused. And you can't even fuck your way through the wasteland like you could in 2
>>340316890
>Source: Neogaf
No it didnt, there seems to be some desperate fiction being placed that the PS3 didnt stay absolutely fucked in last place, when all the evidence is pointing to the fact that it did
>>340316870
What you are witnessing is a man.
He had a choice. He could pitch a meme to appease the brainless crowd and calm the situation he found himself in.
Or he could be silent. Ruin his reputation. Destroy the moment. But forever know that he is not going to pitch a fucking meme.
>>340315481
>>340316418
>>340316604
kill yourselves
>>340316059
>I ONLY WANT REMAKES AND SEQUELS AND PREQUELS
>I HATE NEW IDEAS AND ONLY WANT TO RELIVE THE PAST AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN
fuck you disgusting people
>>340313290
I wonder if this is all part of some elaborate marketing, make you laugh and then you'll buy the game.
>>340315807
You mean like paid online
>>340316890
>The PS3 ended up outselling the 360, I don't think anybody saw that coming.
lol that didnt happen
>>340317081
rofl memes xD funny meme can i save it??
>>340315871
>mfw remember the devs getting shat on at evo for showing it off by marvelfags
>mfw KI turned out to be much better than mvc3
this is one of the apologize cases
>>340317082
more then that, someone wanting a remake of a game full of 90's slang and writing made in THE CURRENT YEAR. the game is barely going to be recognizable
>>340313290
>>340313350
Nothing tops Mr. Caffeine for me.
Am I the only person here who doesn't mind Aisha Tyler? She's really not that bad
As cringey as Aisha Taylor is, I can't deny that she's made me watch the past few Ubisoft conferences
I guess she does her job
>>340315282
Anyone have that .gif of the woman drawing something and showing it to the kinect and "giving" it to some virtual kid? When in reality it's just a blank piece of paper
>>340316843
You know our motto - we deliver.
Does anyone have the comic of the black guy pitching the anime girl SHMUP game?
>>340313079
That would mean >>340312523 hasautism
>>340316542
>Do you have a meme you wanna pitch?
Truly the root of all evil.
>>340317082
how are you going to get hyped for new shit if you don't know what it's about?
>>340317184
KI has been getting the apologies since Season 2
>>340317285
jesus christ
>>340317306
>VGChartz
fucking hell, the snide filename as well
[spaghetti dropping intensifies]
>>340317306
>vgchartz
>>340317403
http://www.statista.com/statistics/268966/total-number-of-game-consoles-sold-worldwide-by-console-type/
What more do you want?
>>340317306
>vg chartz
>>340313290
>Tom Cucklancy
>>340314287
>there are people posting on /v/ RIGHT NOW who don't know about Jeremy
>>340314279
In retrospect this is sad
>>340317081
who made this image? why were they so mad?
>>340317502
The source on that is still VGchartz you fucking moron
funny how VGchartz is universally regarded as being massively inaccurate until a sonygger wants to create some fiction
>>340317559
>sonygger memes
>>340315441
>>340317559
They aren't people anon.
>>340317602
You can thank Microsoft for that. They forced such basic features to be a selling point.
>>340315935
He actually said during that "interview" that he was paid by Ubisoft to go to the event as whatever he was.
>>340316378
That was hard to watch. They were treating Plants vs Zombies like Final Fantasy, banking on crowd hype
>>340314279
Reminder that 2016 has outdone the last 3 years of vidya in the first half
>>340317184
Season 1 and Season 2 of KI is the difference between the moon and the sun. Season 1 had PROBLEMS. Season 2 fixed most of those problems but introduced some new issues. Season 3 is pretty solid. No huge problems outside of Kim Wu being dogshit.
What was Nintendo's worst moment?
>>340317385
>no refute
>just a tumlresque gif
oh boy bullshots and CG cutscenes of games I've never played, time to get hype! or how about no mans sky, billions of (50 with different skins) planets!
>>340317704
nope, Sony isn't bound by Microsoft.
>>340317683
True.Newfags really aren't.
>>340317646
You can google it yourself, literally every source is the same. BTFO
>>340317704
>Blame Microsoft for Sony being a jew
Everytime
Remember kids, its anyones fault but Sony
Kaz Hirai could shoot and rape a baby tommorow, and some Neogaffer would try and defend it
>>340315935
>Says he was paid by Ubisoft to go there
>UBISOFT PLANT
Fuckin' Sherlock Holmes over here.
>>340317646
not him but people shit talk Vgchartz without offering a better alternative
>>340317628
they were probably mad that the sjw shitposting squad were shilling for a far left marxist swedish cuck's walk left and suck your wife's boyfriend's dick simulator
good thing it sold like shit and so will the sequel
>>340316249
oh kek that guy
