What video games do you play with your girlfriend?
>>340287869
L4D2, mostly
>>340287869
Not that many. We watch each other play. She refuses to let me play Senran Kagura: Shinovi Versus though. It's a bit too much for her.
She watches me play NBA2K16.
Vagante, towerfall, starwhal, borderlands
>>340287869
i could only get a fat ugly gf so i dont have a gf
>>340288374
I'm also buying the n3dsXL for the next monster hunter so my gf is gettig my regular 3dsxl so we can play together
>>340287869
Mario Kart, Yoshi/Mario Games in general, Kirby, LEGO Games
rocket league + indie games
We play this game where I let her fuck other guys and I make sure to have dinner ready when she comes home.
We played Dark Souls 1 together. Basically carried her through the game, and ganked invaders.
We might play DS3 when she comes over next time. And maybe something else.
Corruption of champions.
We play this game where i pretend she exists while listening to sad songs and then i cry myself to sleep
Terraria
>>340287869
I want to play guilty gear, kof,or final fantasy xivbut the few women that play that are grown and married. And most early 20 year olds play (in the most neutral way) casual games unless they had older brother that made them play whatever they were into.
We used to play dota but I gave that up so now she just plays dota while I play weeb trash on the ps4
Lately Overwatch. Previously Lost Planet 2.
>>340287869
>She refuses to let me play Senran Kagura
thats a nice mom you've get there
>>340287869
My Ex never liked playing videogames, but she was certainly obsessed with watching me play instead.
She was a bit of a basket case.
Portal 2
World of Warcraft
Sometimes we watch each other, I am more of a console peasant while she is a piracy master race so we get to see different games. Her playing The Last of Us was really fun to watch since she was really high and scared of every corner.
Tetris, galaga, and other arcade games that are short and sweet.
Platformers are fun too. We played through Super Mario 3D world together and it was a lot of fun.
Puzzle games: some of her favorites are Portal, Pushmo, and Captain Toad.
We play fighters sometimes. We used to play Street Fighter 2 a lot, but I started to take fighters a little more seriously and the skill gap is big enough she doesn't like playing them with me.
We also like to play rail shooters on the wii. RE:Darksider chronicle games are a lot of fun.
We have moved into playing more board games together though.
>>340290405
Oh I almost forgot we play though some of the choose the story games too. Played through Until Dawn together and it was great making choices together. Playing through Wolf Among Us right now.
>>340289650
This used to be me.
Then I started taking LSD.
Now everything's good.
I'm fairly certain most of the games in this thread has just been played by one person
>>340287869
Eroges for girls/otome games. I like how she projects herself in the mc and fucks other guys while I'm watching.
We've been playing Don't Starve Together alot for a while now.
Also alot of the Telltale games, and Grim Fandango.
I wish she could play FPS, then it would be alot easier to find something to play together.
>>340287869
The game of pretend
>>340287869
>>340291178
Context PLEASE?
Mario Kart 8. Literally only Mario Kart 8.
She really hates videogames and thinks they're childish, but for some reason she fucking loves MK8. She plays with the wiimote and steering wheel thing and places second in most 150cc tracks right after me. I shit you not. I still can't believe how anyone can be good with the motion controls.
>>340291178
why is his or her voice so retarded
We play payday 2 together and used to play MMOs but theres none currently worth playing
>>340291178
w.. wait... does shmorky sound like that in real life too, or is he just always in character?
>>340291779
Because the MC is god tier on the Wii/U moron.
>>340287869
>>340292083
That's his actual voice. I was surprised too but he really is a fucked up fellow
>>340287869
All of them. Hard to use a controller without both hands.
My girlfriend doesn't really like to play video games. She has a 3DS now and borrowed some games but I don't think she uses it that much.
We played through Until Dawn together though with me at the controls and her making the decisions, which was kind of fun.
>>340287869
We generally do /tg/ stuff together. For vidya, its more along the lines of fighters and coop games.
>>340292145
Are you my wife?
WoW
Used to play LoL, we don't really play anymore
Maybe we'll try Diablo 3
We both played Ace Attorney series aaaand idk, maybe we'll play pokemon
>>340289508
Forgot a couple other.
We play Minecraft together. It's more fun with a gf. We build a giant house together and furnished it. I build her a cute garden and shit.
We might play Halo CE together, I know she used to play Halo when she was younger and I know there's a way to play online still.
Need more games today with her.
Persona 4 Arena
Little Big Planet 3
Used to playSWTORwith her.
>>340292334
man those animations are suddenly a lot more disturbing
My girlfriend is always wanting to try and play everything with me, but she always gets mad that I'm better than her because it makes her feel like a stereotype.
I also think she gets sort of lost when I talk about old-ass videogames but she lets me rant anyways.
![1453185632627[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MzHNFfG.jpg "1453185632627[1].jpg")
>People in this thread are replying seriously and not spamming the thread with >girlfriend
This is not the /v/ I remember, who are you people?
>>340293141
Such shit tastes. You two were meant for each other.
>>340293387
We grew up got gfs. /v/ is old.
>>340287869
We always find a way to do most high-level shit in Warframe by ourselves with the most intricate tandem-oriented builds we can manage
i pocket her in tf2 pubs
we have fun
>>340287869
I want to be the girlfriend.
>>340293387
/v/ has been getting more and more normals as time goes on.
It's been happening since the habbo raids on /b/.
>>340287869
Mostly been showing her games
Shown her:
Project Zero 3
Tales of Zeistiria (she likes anime so she thought this was interesting, also main char and his friend are super-gay)
Fran Bow (she even helped me solve some puzzles)
Stanley Parable (she actually laughed quite a bit)
Played together:
New Super Mario Bros Wii (she was pretty bad at it)
Serena (short, narrative focused horror-game that is free on Steam, we both like literature and the main character is a writer so)
>>340293894
they were always normals, meme-spouting normals, it's just that they were younger before and didn't have any experience with girls and now they have grown up and have met their other halves of this gen.
>>340294105
>>340294252
>Bruce Wayne
Fuck, forgot that names stick once you use one
>>340291636
I went into it with zero information on shmorky besides his work and it's pretty obvious that it's him dealing with an apparently crazy girlfriend. Very typical stuff.
Or have you never seen a mentally ill woman before? You'd have to be like 13.
>>340287869
DELETE THIS
>>340287869
We play Guild Wars together along with Destiny occasionally. She's bad at games where she needs to react quickly so both of those suit her playstyle well, she loves Starcraft as well but I fall asleep playing RTS games
>>340294516
>>340294649
Don't worry, anons. You'll find someone eventually.
>/v/
>girlfriend
She hates videogames and thinks they are stupid
Sits next to me when I stream though, I get more donations then lol
![07ada31c68[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RZSk6i9.jpg "07ada31c68[1].jpg")
>>340294649
>tfw so hopeless you've never even entered the friendzone
>>340288446
Are we the same person? It's like I'm an ugly chick magnet.
>>340293894
>>340293387
I am genuinely confused too. Not in a fucking normies way, but I just never thought I'd be here long enough to see these threads get unironic responses.
>>340294649
>>340294954
>>340295129
Its better not to have one.
She has recently developed an interest in playing games, but no console and no money. Her laptop is garbage. Might have her watch me play something.
>>340294498
Shmorky was the one who made her crazy
>when you binge watch anime the entire day and you think you are in a relationship with an anime girl then it takes your mind a while to condition yourself to remember you live in the real world
She barely plays anything. She liked Kirby and Wario, though. She actually finished Warioland 3 the other day.
>>340287869
None, my gf is terrible at games.
>>340295994
Damn, that's cool. Wario 3 is a cryptic mess
>>340287869
>having a gf
>The Sims
>Mobile games
Trying to get her into Dying Light since she LOVES The Walking Dead, but she's so bad at gaming, it's quite sad.
She got mad at me when she played FO3 because I didn't tell her how to get to "dad" as a baby, aka the very first gameplay part.
Fucking hell that was bad.
I got her to play Vanilla WoW with me, shes pretty awful though and dies if she tries to quest alone then bitches at me for not saving her.
She also asks me to fish for her in animal crossing.
Fucking cunt I hate her.
>>340293845
You can be my girlfriend anon :P We can do a ton of naughty stuff >~<
>>340293894
Nah, I grew up. I've been here for 7 years now. I still play games a lot, but I have a GF now whom I live together with. Plus I have a job.
>Tfw this is literally me
>>340287869
>girlfriend
Do you know where you are?
>>340296474
Me on the right
EDF
Dynasty warriors
Random pc games
>>340287869
The only game I've played all the way to the end with her was Broken Age. And that's not really a co-op experience as such, aside from having two brains for thinking about solutions.
Possibly the best way of experiencing that game though.
>>340296667
You have a cute butt anon
>>340288446
Thats better. Only get a gf when youre sure that you can like her and be able to be seen by others and not some kind of soulless faggot who goes out with fat whales.
Get a hot bitch where people are proud of you
>>340296823
Having a gf is a sign of weakness anway
>>340287869
Do boyfriends count?
>>340287869
TERA
Or whatever MMO that catches our attention at that moment
>>340287869
Wife.
We don't play that much together anymore. Got our first kid, 3 months old, so we basically take turns playing vidya and holding/feeding the baby.
>>340287869
I dont a gf neither do i play videogames
>>340296964
Explain why you think this anon. I'm interested in your reasoning.
>>340297550
As really should be expected of a proper /v/irgin.
>>340297550
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
>>340297648
you went through the trouble of getting a gf because you don't have money for prostitutes
That's weak. You can do better for yourself than being chained to a bitch
>>340297648
>taking the bait
It's a 4chan meme. People who will be forever alone have lots of cute reasons why they're "better off" alone and unloved.
Don't fall into their trap. You're better than that, right?
>>340297874
>chained
>to a girlfriends
>prostitutes available and desirable
Where the fuck do you live?
>>340297992
Melbourne
all of them because my gf is my hand
>>340287869
Mario Kart.
>tfw have had gfs before but none of them really liked vidya or anime that much
I'm enough of a normalfag that I can get by, but I just really want to meet some non-hamplanet that I can reveal my full power level too. I think that might be asking too much though.
>>340295949
>>340298786
What a pretty woman. She's extremely lucky with those features, hot damn.
>>340287869
>any /v/irgin having a girlfriend
good one m8
>>340287869
My girlfriend is incredible, she plays a lot of games actually, and shares a ton of interests, and is seemingly interested in my total dumbass interests or at least entertains the idea of them. But her favourite game is fallout nv I think.
Recently we've played through Kingdom hearts 2, Final fantasy 10, she watches me play dark souls, I watch her play fallout 4, she made me play through until dawn once(She already has the plat trophy), she made me start playing dying light too, but we haven't gotten too far, and the same with the witcher 3. She's not as good as me at any of them, but it's okay, I try not to get frustrated with her when i'm watching and she's doing dumbass things and sucking, because i love her.
>>340287869
>gf left me months ago
>she starts talking to me as friends again
>notices that I play Overwatch
>bought the game just to play with me
>she doesn't even play games
>I don't want to be her friend anymore because feelings
>but she already bought the game and I feel bad
What do I do?
>>340299476
Tell her to fuck off
>>340299476
Creampie her
>>340299476
Make her play Lucio or Mercy every round and never worry about a no support team ever again.
>>340288276
>Needing your girlfriend's permission to play videogames
Holy shit how much of a numale cuck are you? That's pathetic, consider amputating your balls.
>>340292403
Until Dawn is what made me and my girlfriend start to play the telltale games together. I don't like them as much because the decision times are way shorter so we can't really select stuff together, more like a spastic choice from whoever is holding the controller.
>>340296474
Who took that photo
>>340287869
Doesn't really play video games but I'm convincing her that Overwatch is loads of fun and she's been taking a shine to it so I have hope. Really want to get her into Kingdom Hearts.
If I can convince my sister to, I can convince anyone.
>>340287869
>What video games do you play with your girlfriend?
Netflix
>>340299301
This might've been epic as Reply #2 or #3, but after a couple dozen posts of GF talk, you just seem like a lazy memelord now. Phoning that shit in.
>>340299830
>edgy permavirgin who has literally never even touched a girl's skin talks big shit about how alpha he is
ur life = lmao
My dick
>>340299937
No one is posting proof.
I have a gf too! ;)
>tfw no bf
>>340300081
It's funny you resort to personal attacks since it shows how insecure you are. You literally just admitted to being subservient to a woman and are aware that you have no way to justify this as a man. I'll be over here enjoying playing whatever lewd games I want, whenever I want, and you can enjoy those flappy meat curtains. At the small price of most of your income + not playing/doing whatever you want. Until she decides to go for Tyrone anyway that is, you can crawl back here when that happens.
>>340300221
I'll be your bf
>>340287869
rapelay
>>340299640
Thinking about it. Was a long distance relationship, but I feel like a cuck just talking to her.
>>340299728
I don't even think she'll be able to do basic mouse movement because she doesn't even play games.
>>340293894
>porbeagle
:3except when they are grown up. fuck they're huge
>>340300081
Why do I get distinct feeling that the people who think "virgin" is such a big insult have the most problems in this regard?
>>340294954
just bee urself :^)
What's wrong with being a virgin?
Do you think is funny to point and laught at people who never had sex?
Fuck you
>>340287869
>girlfriend
>3DPD
you're the biggest faggot of the day.
>>340301028
Be sad that you've never had sex, but be glad that you'll never experience it and then be deprived of it.
She never played videogames in her life, but she tried Catherine, Rayman Origins, Viva Pinata 2 and Monkey Ball Deluxe, and Peggle. I know shes not interested in game so I dont force her to play them. She really likes Rayman Origins though and asks to play it every once in a while.
Saged for blogshit.
>>340301028
Why is it wrong to not be a virgin?
Why do you think its funny to point and laugh at people who have had sex?
Get fucked
![ticket.xiorzfyo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4DKdFQh.jpg "ticket.xiorzfyo[1].jpg")
>>340301028
>being a virgin is as bad if not worse than being a drug dealer or a stripper
>>340301693
>that scene with his sister and mom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFmC0z_GpoU
Fucking normies, get out. REEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
>>340287869
Resident evil
>>340301028
>virginity is a common joking point for "loser" characters you're supposed to laugh at
>and these same people go and say sex is no big deal
I never got this "sex is no big deal unless you don't get it" rule.
>>340288276
That's sort of to be expected. Though I know a girl that enjoyed playing DoA volleyball with her boyfriend and 100%Ing it.
Dunno if I would feel uncomfortable if my guardianforce would play games about hung guys, so whatever
>>340288374
>vagante
You mean vigilante 8 or vagrant story??
>>340301028
Just rape someone. Unprovable crime.
Our favorite is the Donkey Kong Country series and the co-op platformers on Wii U.
>>340288446
Doesn't matter, gaining experience is better than showing off with a supermodel. It's easier to pull pretty girls when you feel experienced and comfortable with girls/ dating them
>TFW no cute gamer boyfriend
>tfw 21
>still a virgin
JUST
>>340303519
lost my v card when I was 21
as long as youre going out and meeting people youre fine
>>340303693
kys normie shitlord
The wife and I play FFXIV. But we do single player games a lot.
>>340303519
Life is not American Pie.
>>340302931
If you don't sex, you tend to feel like a hornball, and frustrated that you can't bone all the girls in short clothing in summer, anf watch porn all day err day.
If you have a sexual relationship, after a few months you are OK with sex once a week or twice a month, you focus on your work and homr projects, and though you still oggle every single butt you'll see waiting for the tram, you'll know a hole is a hole, and it won't really be much different from your pretty girl at home.
Et cetera
Tl;Dr sex is only an issue if you don't have any
if you are alone, take comfort that it's becoming more socially acceptable to be alone and not be socially active. Men going out, being 'assertive' and asking women out is becoming 'problematic', 'aggressive' and 'harmful'. Just stay at home and indulge yourself with internet, game and food, even if your gut, body and mind want to be with someone else. It's better to be alone.
>>340291178
HAHAHA WHAT A FUCKING PILE OF HUMAN GARBAGE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THERE ARE PEOPLE LIKE THIS WHO EXIST
>>340287869
She played Lego Batman 2 with me once but she sucks so I don't let her anymore.
Monster Hunter all day every day. Almost literally. We've both clocked in around 500 hours in 4U and been playing 3U to hold us over before Generations finally arrive.
>>340304035
Until we're told to top being manchildren and "step up" and "take responsibility" for shit we couldn't have any part in even if we tried.
I'll see myself out >>>/r9k/
>>340304395
I think this is only a problem if you knock a girl up or associate with single mothers, both of which are situations best avoided.
>>340303275
Vagante is the name. I think its early access. We play catacomb kids also. Similar game
![feee725d68[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sB8C5l8.jpg "feee725d68[1].jpg")
No, nobody likes us sandniggers.
>>340287869
Last gf only liked watching me play
>>340306418
>Calling yourself a nigger
>Calling yourself a sandnigger
Don't let 4chan's edgy culture get to you. Nothing irks me more than a self hating minority. Stop letting people think for you and define you.
>>340287869
>girlfriend
Is this some kind of joke?
>>340287869
We like to take turns playing all kinds of games and like to introduce each other to different games. Currently, we're playing Silent Hill 2.
>>340300338
Who are these semen demons?
>>340306905
Nothing annoys me more than libtards. You need to go back to Redd it.
>vidya
>anime
>/v/
>job
There's not even enough time for all the above, and people expect me to get a gf as well? Fuck no. Maybe if a day had 96 hours.
Ex gf used to play games alot, she works for a major european game developer/publisher now.
Current gf only likes few games, mostly racers and platformers.
None.
I play.
She watches.
>>340307026
i used to play silent hill 2 with my russian girlfriend when i lived in china...now i'm a lonely neet in the midwest. feelsbadman
>>340288276
>She refuses to let me play Senran Kagura: Shinovi Versus though
Fucking lmao
Give me your girl's number so I can show her a real man
>all this blogshit
It really is summer.
>>340287869
We used to play Halo 3 doubles and DOTA2 most regularly, with a large variety of coop splitscreen games.
I still remember our coop mini game we played together. If someone died and the other person had to revive them, the dead person had to stimulate the living players genitals while they saved them. Pretty fun shit, usually meant a lot of sex when we played coop games.
She died 3 years ago, so I don't have a gf to play games with anymore... I still play vidya, but I can't go near the games we used to play together anymore.
>>340309221
seriously, stop making shit up, you won´t feel better for being a virgin, and nobody´s going to pat your shoulder
>>340287869
>girlfriend
Mainly FFXIV
>>340299476
She wants you to want her. Don't let her play with your emotions.
>>340310004
I had forgotten how shitty summerfags were. Thanks for reminding me
>>340303519
Only 9 more years anon.
>>340287869
Rayman Origins
Castle Crashers
Magika
Monaco
>>340299476
Cuck
My waifu is in two video games, does that count?
>>340291178
End of Eva's getting a new dub?
>>340291178
More evidence that being alone is the superior way to live.
>>340287869
Smash bros mostly. Other games I play she refuses to play and only watches.
Banner saga
Phoenix wright
Hotel dusk
*bbrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaapppppppppppp*
kill yourselves kill yourselves kill yourselves kill yourselves kill yourselves kill yourselves kill yourselves kill yourselves
>>340316867
good lord
my wife would be upset if i had a girlfriend.
but we mostly play minecraft/terraria/mario cart/super smash brothers.
>>340316867
looks like a fertility doll from the paleolithic era
too much woman for me
>>340316867
>you ruined yourself with porn so now your dick doesn't even react
Keep /soc/ trash where it belongs niggerfags
>>340317903
All it takes is one month of no porn nor ''electronic'' sexual stimuli and you're back in the game.
I had the same thing.
>>340305841
Vagante is pretty good. I tried out catacomb kids, but it doesn't seem as far along development yet.
>>340317903
>girl wants to have sex
>dont even remember how to get hard anymore without having to jack it
>>340318238
i know, month wasn't really enough for me to do it completely
also i cant stop jerking again
fuck
>>340318291
>she wants to have sex, all i want to do is cuddle
the tables have turned.
>>340318389
like, there is so much different porn, so many fetishes
its like a whole universe and you need to just leave
We usually avoid FPS because it makes her motion sick after a while, lately we've been playing TERA and 100% OJ. Switching off on single player games is also plenty of fun
>>340318483
are you me?
>>340318389
Well, then I guess you're just gonna have to settle with being a cuck.. which ironically DOES get you hard, doesn't it?
Yeah, that's the final stage.
Hand your balls in when you leave.
>post is made daily over a week
>idiots still reply
>mods never notice
My girlfriend plays Fallout 4 and loves it
I really dont know how to feel about it
She doesnt mind the perk system too much but she does see lots of the flaws in things like the dialogue and "choices" system and some of the other crap but its still Fo4
The great thing though is she is a massive lore nerd in games so she knows more about the universe and lore in the games than i could ever, Any time i get a game she likes to watch or something she will read a ton about it. Its actually really nice to be able to discuss games wit her even if she doesnt play them all
>>340318615
what are you even talking about
>>340318648
I for one, opened the thread genuinely looking for games to play with gf. Added 5 to the list. Stay mad.
>>340287869
I like to play on my Vita while cuddling her.
>>340318659
Someday hope to get a gf that I can lore with
>>340287869
>implying I have one
>implying I've ever had one
>>340288276
I have the opposite problem, my BF won't let me buy it because "we don't need to spend money on that right now."
We play just about everything else together.
>>340318770
Source on the blonde girl?
None. My girlfriend doesn't play video games. She'll either use the laptop or read a book while I play.
I've raped several women ama
I'm going to get my girlfriend this Thursday.
Little Big Planet
Gears of War
Portal 2
Diablo 3
Champions of Norrath
Brute Force
Timesplitters
mostly
>>340303519
Try being 24.
Inb4 the next guy has it even worse.
>>340318989
>every thread needs to be about me
>>340319153
why are you so rude tbqh pham
>tfw no loli gf
>>340288276
>It's a bit too much for her.
Is she that envious of big-tittied ninjas?
>>340318770
Gr8 b8 m8 0/8
>>340318709
What's so difficult to understand?
You say you've got a limp dick from fapping to porn, I say quit, you say you won't, I say you'll just have to deal with being a limp dicked cuck.
Get it? Good.
>>340317903
>getting a hard-on every time you see a naked woman
Are you like 14 or some shit?
>>340287869
roguelikes.
she prefer vagante or rogue legacy, i'm more into RoR.
no rogue, we grid 2.
She was interested in Alice: Madness Returns, Mirrors Edge and (wait for it) Skyrim but was so shit at them all that she gave up on them. Now when I play games when she's around she just watches or watches her shitty dumb Youtube fashion videos. When I spend time with her we usually have better things to do than play video games :^)
>>340288276
Pancake girlfriend detected.
>>340319187
Just slightly. 25.
But I don't care about sex, I just want someone to hug. Just to feel the warmth of a person near me. A heartbeat, breathing.
We been talking hour long turns on xcom emeny within. Her base is better than mine cuz I went first hoddamit. Also played skyrim a couple months ago. I logged into her save and checked out her homestead and I was terrified by what I found in the containers in her kitchen....
>>340319395
im not saying i wont, im saying its fucking hard
>>340319646
Let me guess, watermelons and chicken breasts?
>>340319487
>you now realize that its a healthy thing
>you now realize you fucked yourself as well
>>340316867
>see this
>don't feel anything
>girl touches my arm irl
>get a stiffy
>>340319643Cuddling > Sex
>>340287869
Europa Universalis IV
>>340319923
That how it was for me, touch>look.
Problem is, actual sex was not stimulating and I could not finish and eventually softened. Fuck porn.
Quality video game related content in this thread
>>340319886
No, there was no meat or veggies. She had about 6 barrels with about 250 breads in each one. She literally stole and pocketed bread anytime she saw it. She's obsessed with bread IRL but I didn't know it was this serious. She's not even fat. Wtf
>>340298786
>10 billion piercings
Disgusting. Would not touch with a rented dick.
>>340319643
Get a trap who hates their penis. they will just want to cuddle and not want sex
>>340320042
>mfw boyish acting gf
>mfw girlish acting me
its like were perfect for each other, and at the same time its like were the opposite
>>340320337
>tfw submissive cuddling with my gf
>just resting my head on her collarbone while she caresses the back of my head
>>340320042
This is not how couples sleep together. Most of those poses look too uncomfortable to be natural.
Here's how an actual couple would sleep in the same bed.
>>340302338
>not posting scenes of superhot Jennifer Aniston in Kill The Boss
bretty gud tho
>>340320262
Haha my god. Keep an eye on her, she sounds like a HANDFUL
>>340320543
this is the biggest disappointment after real sex
>>340320543
That's about right.Me and my bf sleep like this. Though it starts out like the first one as we wind down and talk, then we roll over to get actual fucking comfort and go to sleep. Noone minds this.
>>340318817
>tattoos
no thanks
>>340287869
>implying i can handle a girlfriend
i have a hard enough time taking care of my own damn self
>>340319174
Me too
>all these normies
>>340321101
>tfw the wait is finally over
>>340320770
>>340319174
What game is this?
>>340287869
We used to play League of Legends and Don't Starve Together. She was pretty shit-tier at both, so we played casually until she started acquiring orbiters. I played less and she played more, until she decided she liked one of her orbiters more than me and cheated on me. I dropped her pretty quick, and now she plays vidya constantly. Last I heard she was Diamond in League.
Tl;dr is playing vidya with her was a bad idea.
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>>340296823
>caring about what people think of your lover
if you like them who cares
>>340321208
lurk moar
>>340321208
Hi Anon! Glad to see you finally came out from under that rock! That must be very uncomfortable, living under it for like, a decade. To catch you up to speed: Memes rule the world, shitposting is now the norm, moot left 4chan, the current President is black, and now a woman and orange man are fighting for the next presidency.
>>340291779
That's because they have the mental age of children.
>>340321364
Seeing those rubber ducks, all I can think of is THE DUCKENING from that other "fight the girl in the bathtub" hgame.
>>340321514
>>340287869
>This thread is still up
Wow, nice mods.
Gears of war
>>340300338
Not the anon you're replying to, but
>tfw my ex actually got with a guy named tyrone
This meme hurts so much.
