It hasn't even been released yet and I'm already disappointed. Does this mean Edmund unlocked an achievement?
I'm done with Isaac. The games have became piss easy and they clearly have no intention of changing that.
>>340279707
>The games have became piss easy and they clearly have no intention of changing that.
Of course not, it's why they're popular.
I'm done with issac, Rebirth really fucked it just adding anti-quality of life bullshit
Pills are so filled with "neutral" pills that are obviously obnoxiously bad that I never want to use them anymore even if I have only good pills assured.
Greed mode which I actually had fun with was nerfed into the fucking ground because edward is a sour out of touch cuck baby and caved to people actually crying that item combinations they got once every 500 runs made it too easy.
Hes completely incapable of making good bosses who are interesting in any way. His solution to every boss battle is just "Let them go underground/into the sky/off the screen/have no hitbox" for half the fucking fight while the player just waits there. Or "lets just give this boss 5 trillion health. OR my new fucking favorite thing. "Lets just cap their damage to a %per second so that they always take the same time and it's just babies first bullet hell for like 20 minutes.
The item pool is FAR FAR FAR too muddled with items classified under the "never pick up ever, this item alone will ruin your run" items. Seriously theres like 40 items now that just completely negative, why would I ever pick them up?? The best items are all uninteresting drivel "+1 damage!!!" yeah wow fucking cool, just what I wanted just damage that changes nothing about the game besides how fast I kill these enemies you intentionally gave too much health.
We all know what edwards going to add next
>Another character nobody fucking wants to play ever because they are literal trash with no redeeming qualities.
>Another boss ruined by % damage cap locked behind arbitrary bullshit
>10 new bad pills
>100 new items such as "reduces your damage to 0, no positives." and "makes you invisible to yourself, but not the enemies" and "active item that makes you fly but costs a red heart to use"
>>340280584
Also
>Curse of the maze.
>>340280584
Basically this. Dont forget more hp items!
I did everything in this game but the lost and keeper stuff because those characters were really, really boring. Don't think I'll pick it up again for another character.
I still like it.
>>340280863
>The controls just feel so much crisper.
Really? Even with the 10 FPS?
>>340280835
>I did everything in this game but the lost and keeper stuff because those characters were really, really boring.
Let me fix this for you ano.
>I did everything in this game but the lost and keeper stuff because those characters were too difficult for a neo /v/ scrub like me. I like calling things boring when they're too hard for me :^)
gg ez
>>340278572
>>340278371
what is this?
did someone eat a steak too fast?
>>340281409
I think it's a teaser for the mini-expansion
>It's a Northernlion clearly went insane talking to himself a long time ago episode.
>Item description cut off cause "xd secrets and surprises"
I'm pretty sure barely anyone gives a shit about Isaac anymore Fatmund, just fucking tell us what it does.
>>340280584
I played a lot of Rebirth and enjoyed it but Afterbirth left a bad taste in my mouth.
The way they handled the launch and all the anti fun things they did just kinda pissed me off.
I have put well over 100 hours into the game so I've got my monies worth but I don't like the direction they're taking the game
>>340281501
>implying these aren't the best episodes
>>340281078
Dont you have some steak to be burning in a grease fire ed?
>update adds actual split-screen multiple character coop and competitive pve
oh wait it's gonna add more coop babies that no one will use because the system sucks
>>340282071
Wait? you DON'T want 500 more MS paint edits?
>>340281501
>yfw that 404 lost res
I hope he/they add a bunch more items that have shitty, vague descriptions requiring me to go do homework outside of the game to determine if I should give a shit about picking it up
>>340282071
>After years of pretending that co-op is impossible edward would actually add real co-op.
No, too many devs are riding on the lie train now, pretending that online co-op or co-op in general are impossible for "These types of games" even though games like diablo 3 exist and have a trillion times more bullet BS on the screen.
WORST CASE, sometimes enemies would desync and appear slightly different for each player.
>>340282107
I want a salad with my steak, using salt wouldn't hurt either
>the only way to play the game is to have the item list website open in the background and constantly alt tab until you know most of the items
wew this juicy steak
>>340282248
Sad part is the game could've been genuinely a blast with actual co op.
Haha oh well!
Oh look its a "Get ten versions of the same item that don't stack" episode...
>gnawed leaf is first item
>play music, get comfy, relax
>>340282551
>anime poster
>>340282861
Oh shit I'm sorry.
>>340281409
http://bindingofisaac.com/
>>340283187
>my steak is going to rot now before the expansion comes out
Thanks Edmund
>>340282861
sorry senpai
>>340283494
Well, alright, my dicks out now, whats your contact info, we're erping.inb4 pretends they just have saved anime and dont erp.
>>340282984
>>340283494
Since I got y'alls attention. I recently watched Monster Masume and liked it. Ecchi that actually felt like there was character growth, non bone-headed protag, and avoided a high school setting. This was refreshing, especially since I rarely watched anime since 2008.
Is there's anything similar that isn't super trope based either, full of moe shit, and avoids high school settings?
Anime themed Isaac item
go!
>>340283634
He's not me, but you're both gay
>>340283760
Item Name: Trash
Description: Nobody Loves You
Effect: Tears Up
I'm more interested in the new Time Fuck
>>340283747
give himitsu no akuma chan a read, it's made for straight men such as yourself
>>340283760
>Prom Night
>Tears way up
>>340283963
>there's probably a dash for a horrible trailer!
>>340283760
"kawaii" - random chance to charm enemies on hit.
"Moeblog" - chance to trip slowing you for half a second and sending a monstro shot of tears off in the direction you were aiming.
"Gilbi" - Massive tear size up + damage.
>>340283924
>motion sickness: the game
Nah, son
Thank you.
whats that thing where the person wants to murder everyone involved with the person involve?
How about every once in awhile per room, one enemy takes normal damage while all other enemies take x2, and the passive is called that weeb term.
>>340284256
just restart immediately desu
(((Edmund McMillen))) jsyk
>school shooter item
>hentai comic item
>anti normi pe pe item
>>340284292
Yandere, doesn't really make sense.
It'd make more sens the other way, each room a random enemy takes x2 damage, prioritizes larger enemies (because they are senpai)
>>340283946
Kurosaki Sou is a 16-year-old who summons a devil to take his virginity. He hopes for a devil with flaming red hair, large horns, and black wings. He gets exactly what he wishes for, although he forgets something else rather important. Now he's forced to live with this devil and has to think of a way to get rid of it, and most importantly – survive its lust.
>16 year old.
Is he at least competent and almost no highschool crap?
>>340284342
Why? It's a tears up.
>>340284256
do you get different doodles on the Paused paper after a certain point? i recall mine having a pentagram and other things not on here
>>340285209
cause you get a free item on the next run
>>340285441
You get it whether you restart immediately or not. Why would you abandon the run you're on?
>>340278371
>3DS version ignored again
I can't even unlock The Lost.
Fix your fucking game before you worry about adding MORE garbage mcnugget .
>>340285376
That shows your completion with that character. Each of those doodles represents a boss to beat.
>>340280665
fuck that shit
most retarded useless shit ever invented, just to get on your nerves. Along with retrovision
Fuck tyrone, greedy little spic fuck.
>>340285668
i should have been more clear, i was referring to the stats page. those little stick figures and whatnot.
>>340280665
>die from it putting me in a curse room
reeeeeee
>>340285738
All the curses are just fucking annoying.
>Curse of Darkness
Just makes me sit up in my chair so the contrast doesn't make it unplayable. Literally just a physical discomfort.
>Curse of the Maze
>Curse of the Unknown
>Curse of the Lost
All totally fucking pointless, just annoying.
>>340285668
>>340285824
wait, nevermind. i haven't beaten a single boss yet with Lilith or the blue baby character. there's a pentagram underneath where the bosses beaten sheet goes
Mewgenics when tbqh
Enter the gungeon killed isaac for me.
It has just become too easy now.
>>340283963
>tfw it's prom night but you're an anime fan
>>340286264
>can't get into gungeon because I suck at dodging bullets
>find isaac too slow and boring now
>>340285619
>playing isaac on anything other than pc
>>340280584
Lemme know when you see a real vagina in your life.
>>340286515
but we both came out of the same vagina. it is me, brother.
>>340286697
Anon and his mother lived alone in a small house on a hill.Holy shit, how did I never notice it says "lived" as in past tense? They don't live there anymore or they're dead.
>>340287071
It's a past participle you fucking retard.
You can do something in the past up until the present with a past participle.
Issac lived with his mother in a house up until the present where the current events are unfolding.
Just like how you "Browsed 4chan till you found this thread"
Stop trying to be vaati vidya you're way too fucking stupid.
So did Isaac actually kill himself or is he currently locked in the chest?
>>340287646
He is dead.
>>340287646
it's commonly accepted that he suffocated in the chest.
probably on accident
>>340284662
Nah just a good read for questioning your sexuality, there is plenty of highschoolu crappu
>>340287646
Isaac accidentally killed his cat Guppy and then panicked and locked himself in the chest with Guppy's corpse. He died in the chest and his mom went looking for him. She eventually found his bones inside.
>>340287901
wait, there was an ending with bones?
>>340283634
I'm not him and I don't erp. I like anime. Erp is for faggots.
>>340288194
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TD_eyWISfOE
>>340282984
sorry fer what
>>340288206
>likes anime but doesn't erp.
Haha fuck dude, you know suppressing your dick lust won't make you less gay right?
>>340288926
I don't know what any of you are talking about and it makes me happy. Perhaps there is hope for me yet.
>>340288926
is it gay if you're a guy and erp with other guys?
>play rebirth
>huh this is pretty fun
>nice chill game to play while listening to podcasts and doing other shit
>end up playing for hundreads of hours even doing the obnoxious lost stuff before he got bufffed
>stop playing for a couple months
>new expansion comes out but I don't immediatly played it
>a couple more months go by
>oh hey maybe I should start up some isaac and listen to a podcast
>game starts, my save is fucked, completely lost
>literally hundreads of hours of progress gone
>there was a trick to restore the save but iwas half baked and didn't even recover your stats and shit
I'm so fucking done with this game, don't want to look at it ever again
>>340289192
Not if you both pretend to be girls.
>>340289192
as long as you don't cum inside of them, not gay at all
just some bros doing their thing
>>340289312
>>340289632
You guys sound like the faggots on the WoW gay server/Proudmoore who tried to turn straights into faggots.
>>340289192
What's gay about two bro's hanging out and jacking it?
