Who is the superior sister?
>>340261997
my sister
shes dead tho so haha
>>340262028
the fuck
>>340261997
The one who makes you cum in 10s, obviously.
>>340261997
My girl, my world, my everything, Marie.
I dunno but at the end of the day I want them to gag on my dick
>>340261997
You know it's true.
Callie is great too but Marie is superior
Marie
I like Callie but Marie is simply the best
they are two halves of a whole
is splatoon still alive?
I should have bought it when it was new, I don't have many WiiU games.
>>340261997
Clearly the salt queen.
MARIE
_A
__R
___I
____E
![splatoon-plush-girl[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IdCsV4B.jpg "splatoon-plush-girl[1].jpg")
>>340261997
Callie because i would rather be around someone cheerful all day instead of dealing with some smartass
>>340261997
http://imgur.com/RCxjHrl
Marie obviously
>>340263132
>>340263548
why is Marie so mean to her sister
Callie is for cuddling and headpats
Marie is for brutal kinky fucking sessions
>>340263598
Just banter m8.
>>340263598
because they aren't actually sisters
Depends it you're in it for sex or for love.
>>340263802
fucking dropped
>>340263132
>Callie's smugass face in the last panel
Nintendo really struck gold with these two
>>340264432
>>340263738
This, completely this.
>>340263132
I heard that the English translations change their characters a bit for the burger audience.
>>340265725
They do, quite a lot. They still tease each other in Japan, but they're exaggerated much more in the west.
Callie is much, much stupider, and Marie is a colossal bitch. This only serves to make them much more likable.
>>340266020
>>340266020
>This only serves to make them much more likable.
That's a matter of preference and awareness of tropes.
>>340266198
Well in Japan they're toned down too much, to the point of being really bland and dull.
It's the other extreme elsewhere.
Callie's the type of person that wakes up in the morning and makes herself breakfast and does her hair to look nice for the rest of the day.
Marie wakes up with her tentacles everywhere, grabs a bowl of cereal and then wears a loose shirt all day because she ain't going anywhere that day.
>>340261997
Patrician taste: Carrie
Degenerate petrol fume addicts: Marie
>>340266364
Just saying that some people might find it obnoxious and cliche in comparison.
>>340266501
So you're saying that Marie wins by a landslide?
>>340266532
Oh, of course.
Based purely on raw splatfest numbers Callie is the best girl winning 61% of the time.
>>340266501
Their mornings have been described ingame; Callie wakes up at the crack of dawn, exercises and jogs around the block before gorging herself on food.
Marie sleeps in.
>>340261997
Callie, obviously
>>340266792
So Callie is the fit typewhich supports my /u/ fantasy of Callie overpowering and domineering Marie in bed
>>340266734
>>340266734
Is that when they were kids? Holy fuck they look cute
![tumblr_o8b7p3JQ8y1t09dnqo1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MBYnP75.jpg "tumblr_o8b7p3JQ8y1t09dnqo1_1280[1].jpg")
>>340266792
>Callie is fit
All of my yes
>>340266880
>>340267005
Callie is really bloody strong. It's been calculated that she has roughly 21 total feet of tentacle hanging off her head; that's a lot of weight to carry. Also her favorite weapon is basically a giant rollingpin, so she's seriously stronk.
And yet she's as sweet and demure as a kitten.
>>340266921
no it's when they were 80 years old they just shriveled up
Well Callie is for sex in the missionary position with the show purpose of procreation, holding hands and whimpering "I love you" every time you thrust until she wraps her legs around you while you cum inside you.
While Marie will call you a pervert for getting a boner while she forces her stuffy thigh high covered feet into your face, then inevitably she sucks your dick to the point of exploding, forcefully stopping you from ejaculating, ride on top of you like like you're a wild bull, digging her nails into your chest, then as you cum with the fury of 1000 suns she berates you for cumming inside her because it wasn't a safe day and admits your dick isn't so worthless after all and you two should do this again sometime.
So it depends on what you want out of the sex.
>>340267078
Well, she's not best girl for no reason
>>340267149
I'm visiting here from the /vg/ thread; /v/ has some extremely good taste.
>>340266598
I just feel like Marie doesn't give much of a fuck
Like if you pulled out an offensive joke she'd start smiling and tell an even worse one
She just acts all elegant because irony
>>340267149
>while you cum inside you.
>>340267317
She pulls off her bitchiness with elegance.
>>340267317
>Like if you pulled out an offensive joke she'd start smiling and tell an even worse one
My dream woman.
>>340267078
>21 feet
what
Made for cuddles
>>340267510
If you straighten her hair it would be 7 yards long
>>340267510
Total. They're roughly 10 feet long each.
>>340267005
>>340267317
Sounds like my best friend except she doesn't even care enough to act elegant
>>340261997
I just got that Callie and Marie are supposed to be a pun on calamariTo be fair I don't own this game so I never put much thought on it
Marie is best. It really isn't a contest.
>>340268024
Marry her
>>340268389
I want to take her out for coffee and listen to how stressful her day was
>>340267756
For reference, Callie and Marie are believed to be 6 feet 5 inches or so tall, based on model comparisons and that sunken scroll that says inklings can jump 5 feet
Why were the female squids built for sexual?
>>340268756
Holy shit, I always thought I'd be much taller than them. That's actually kind of scary.
>>340268401
I rather not
We got a good thing going on right now
>>340262028
xDD
>>340268756
Jesus christ how horrifying.
>>340261997
imagine them giving you a blowjob, they pretty competitive and try to be all fancy on their side of your shaft/balls.
>>340269083
look at their teeth dude, that better be the best blowjob of your life because it's gonna be the last one
>>340269083
You've seen Inkling teeth right?
A blowjob and circumcision are the same thing.
>>340268876
>>340268919
>That's actually kind of hot
FIFY
>>340266921
Babby Callie and Marie are the cutest
>>340268756
>tfw same height as me
>>340268876
I agree with the sentiment but this has got to be the worst image if a squid girl I have ever seen. Jesus Christ.
>>340268923
Then stand aside bitch, I'll have her.
I'll text you some juicy pics when the deed is done.
>>340269250
That is one giant squid.
>>340269302
>being a manlet
>>340269384
Hey, not everyone is a basketball player.
>>340269354
There is much worse...
>>340269169
>>340269178
..you guys dont like your dick kissed and licked?
i though be cute they try to kiss and lick your dick try to out perform the other.
>>340269384
>6'5''
>manlet
is this like a meme or something?
>>340269442
Teeth bro. The teeth. That's not a risk you can afford.
>>340269449It is, don't worry about it anon
>>340269372
We're already banging m80
It's perfect as it is, I can make all the Jew and 9/11 jokes I want and she'll giggle like a retard and then share some fat hate stories with me and then later I'm making her drool over my bed.
>>340269250
Well the normal squids are supposed to be kids, right
Squid Sisters are like twenty-something?
>>340269517
Goddamn you're a lucky bastard
>>340269442
>marie put hand on your head and smooches your shaft and licks all your length
>smooshes her check on it looks in to your eyes looking completely love drunk or satisfied and winks
>>340269517
>he thinks banging a hambeast is impressive
Go to /soc/, this isn't your blog.
>>340269298
c u t e s t
>>340269449
Yeah, it is. It's just another meme for insecure anons to spout out to make other feel insecure. So that they can feel "alpha" whilst their neckbeard ass is goddamn beta as fuck.
>>340269664
Thanks
She's not perfect but that's what Marie is for
>>340269703
>smooshes her cheek against it
>her lips get pulled back, revealing the fangs
>suddenly her teeth pierce your dick in an instant
>you die in shock and fear as she drains the blood and soul right out of your peenus weenus
>>340269943
You should see the Marie-abuses-anon fics /vg/ made.
>>340261997
Luan
>>340269943
Fangs/teeht are my fetishmy fetish
my dick become hard as steeldiamond.
Rekt their wombs by kissing it with my peen.
AYO HOLD UP
Any Frenchbros going to unironically see the concert in Paris at the biggest weeb conv in the world?
Smack Callie!
>>340269449
Anyone under 6'7 is a manlet
Sorry to break it to you, manlet
>>340271161
>mfw 6'8
Eat shit shortfags.
>>340271356
No need to lie to make yourself feel good, manlet
>>340261997
The perfect one
>in half of Marie fanart the artists fix her retarded droopy eyes
yeah clearly she's the best when even her own fans take creative liberties when drawing her
>>340271771
As long as she looks half asleep and as if she's silently contemplating suicide, it's on-model.
Fuck, I thought I was done buying these things.
Marie might have all the titties, but Callie packs that ass
>>340271990
Just these two and possibly Cloud and Bayonetta and I'm finally free from the nightmare.
I'll only buy Corrin's if they made the female one, but since they won't, I won't.
>>340266020
>like,
horrible
>>340266734
>flying teeth bugs
THE LORE IST TO DEPP
>>340273117
Callie is ditzy, in both versions. She's just a lot moreso in the American version. Same goes for Marie and being the antichrist.
>>340273390
Callie and Marie do the boke and tsukkomi routine in their skits, which requires one to act the dunce and the other to act like the straight man. Japan humor of that type doesn't usually go over well in other regions so they just modified the skits to make them more silly with more exaggeration of their personalities.
I think they actually go a bit overboard with Marie at times though, as some of her bits actually do make her a bit more venomous than they probably intended to, especially when they have Callie constantly acting like the naive innocent type.
>>340273685
That's not entirely true, the funny man and straight man tropes are near universal.
Most of the Squid Sister dialogue is shared between versions one for one, there are just very small adjustments made. Though it makes all the difference.
>>340274090
Well, what else do they have in common?
Marie is a salty bitch because Callie is hotter and she's just jealous.
>>340272753
Autism
>>340274090
>Both sweaty and full of food?
SHOTS FIRED
>>340274215
>Callie is hotter
Maybe to those with shit taste.
>>340274292
On one of the levels Marie directly suggests Callie kills herself
>>340261997
Callie is for dog lovers. Wants real companionship. Wants someone more in love with you, than you are with it. Their love for you makes you want to match it, causing your heart to grow in kind. Full of life, and mirth, they will continue to enrich your life for as long as you live.
Marie is for cat lovers. Companionship is by convenience. You are more enamored with it, than it is with you. It's version of love is allowing you to take care of it, else it will stray. Full of itself and it's own interests, it will continue to use you as an emotional ATM for as long as you live.
>>340274215
Callie pls go
>>340274967
You could not have that any more backwards.
The very first Splatfest of the game has Callie on Team Cat and Marie on Team Dog.
art - they have normal fingers
amyboys - their fingertips look like suction cups....gross
if it wasnt for that i would have bought them just for the cuteness factor.
>>340261997
Callie is for tender loving
Marie is for pumping and dumping
>>340275296
Oh, I suppose some superficial labels during this one event defines their personalities. Not the way they actually behave.
>>340275358
This so much
>>340275757
Perhaps your perceptions of doggies and kitties is just messed up.
>>340275358
Marie is for loving and marriage
>>340276467
Marie can't be for loving when all she loves is herself
>>340276565
Marie hates herself
>>340276467
Marie is for loving and motivating and giving an optimistic outlook on life, and eventually marriage
That's Callie's plan anyway
>>340263501
I hate this image because they got it so, so backwards
>inb4lemarieissecretsubmaymay
Yeah no fuck you, Marie is dom to the core
>>340261997
CALLIE A BEST
>>340277028
This, good Sisters love each other very much, but Callie is still Marie's bitch.
>>340275358
More like Callie is for tender loving and dumping
Marie is for pumping and more pumping
>>340261997
Does tuna mayo onigiri taste good?
Are those the DONUTS from Pokemon??
>>340277364
Now you're getting it
Are we supposed to pronounce Marie as Mar-ree like calimari, or like Mah-ree, like the name?
>>340277561
Both are puns for calimari
Callie Marie
>>340277561
Muh-ree
>>340277561
I say it as the name Marie, yeah it's a pun but not at the expense of it being a name itself
i.e. you don't say "Crusty Sean" as "Crusty Shin"
>>340277485
No no, no killing. Love each other, but Callie is expected to shut up and take it when it's time for bed.
>>340277989She's not going to fire, she's going to hold her at gunpoint to make sure she doesn't... go anywhere
>>340278084
Oh that's okay then.
It's not like Callie would be going anywhere anyway, to her understanding they're having a naked tickle fight.
>>340261997
Green one
For that update tonight, /v/?
>>340263132
i don't get it..
For real though would Splatoon have been half as popular if it didn't feature lewd loli squid spats
>>340282302
Yep. It wouldn't have been as popular if they just kept bunnies.
