>called Widowmaker
>made herself a Widow
>called Tracer
>leaves a trace
>called Winston
>he wins tons of games
>called D.VA
>acts like a Diva
>>340192423
>called Mercy
>gives cancer
>Called torbjorn
>???
>>340194142
>called Reaper
>is an edgey faggot
>called Soldier 76
>Is a Soldier and is 76 years old
>>340192423
I want her to step on my dick while saying bullying things in French.
>>340194387
I want her to do exactly this, while I french kiss her asshole
>called zenyatta
>is dead
>>340194470
I want her to make me some French toast
>called Mei
>is A-Mei-zing
>>340194558
I hate the 20 over watch threads everyday but damn blizzard makes good porn
>>340194558
While she steps on my dick, berates me in french and I'm french kissing her asshole
>>340194596
>called Max Payne
>receives a great amount of trauma and injury
>called Proxy
>deploys Proximity Mines
>called Banjo
>plays a banjo
>called Kazooie
>plays a kazooie
>called M.C. Cree
>hates rap music
>Called Mercy
>shows no mercy for my dick
>called Reinhardt
>runs at you hard
>>340194991
kek
>called EDI
>dates a guy who has over seven zettabytes of porn
>>340192630
No, she retraces her steps.
>>340196639
She's not called Retracer jeez
I want Reinhardt to charge and launch me into the air so I can fap while airborne before I hit the ground and die
I want genji to deflect my jizz back at me forcing me to give myself a facial
I want tracer to blink her arm into my midsection so she can pleasure my prostate as I die from massive trauma
I want symmetra to place her teleporter exit over a toilet
I want roadhog to sever my erect penis and store it inside of his navel
I want torbjorn to give me a purple nurple with his gimbaled left hand
I want mccree to fan fire my loved ones in front of me and then flashbang me
I want to go shopping and get my head blown off by widowmaker
I want junkrat to use his pegleg as a sound and split my penis in half
I want Winston to jump on me, drop a bubble and then strafe around me zapping me gently with his garbage tesla gun, quietly frustrated that his team isn't there to help
I want zenyatta to force feed me his orbs while pulling them through my digestive tract, speeding up as he establishes a good rhythm, until his orbs are whipping out of my asshole into my mouth and then through my gut again so fast that they act like a buzzsaw amd cut me in half from the inside
>>340195181
I'm fucking retarded
>called Overwatch
>is actually Overshilled
>called Arty
>calls down artillery strikes
>>340194596
It's pronounced like "my" though.
>>340192423
>called Symmetra
>poos arent symmetrical
>>340197596
>being this much of a fucking degenerate
you should actually kill yourself
>>340193293
Fuck you.
They must call you the pun-isher
>>340199571
no it's not you dumb faggot
>>340200891
haha a friend told me that yesterday and i thought it was hard to believe but i was like aight whatever. just looked it up now and goddamn it
>>340200994
>>340195152
Why is her torso so long?
>>340196570
that are 7 trillion gigabites, if anyone wants to know
>Called Big Boss
>Is adead :(
>>340200994
haha its allg ood man, we all make mistakes bro
i dont know if yore new, but if you are, welcom to the community!
>>340193293
>called zenyatta
>Doesn't go after lupin
>>340194297
Actually that's how many dicks he sucked.
>>340203481
beni-gatcha
>>340197596
the ride never ends
>>340192630
>called tracer
>A radioactive tracer, or radioactive label, is a chemical compound in which one or more atoms have been replaced by a radioisotope so by virtue of its radioactive decay it can be used to explore the mechanism of chemical reactions by tracing the path that the radioisotope follows from reactants to products.
>>340203575
Clever
>>340197596
nah.......i'm out
>called medic
>has a dick
pinnacle of writing
>called heavy
>his gun weighs onehundredfeedfteekeelogramsandfirestoohundreddollacustomcartridgesat a ten thousand rounds per meenit.
>it also costs 400.000$to fire it for 12 seconds
>>340197596
>>340197596
>I want symmetra to place her teleporter exit over a toilet
Would she be able to recognize one?
>>340202834
Perspective.
Look at her small feet
>medic called Mercy
>my dick calls out 'Merci'
>is called pharah
>is egyptian
whoa... so this is the power of blizzard writing...
>Called Junk Rat
>words commonly used to refer to Australians
>>340197164
>>340193293
I chortled
>indian support characters costume is Kali
can't be the only person who thinks this is stupid
>>340205105
this comic is beito
>>340205329
i agree.
Swimsuit outfits when?
>>340205329
These two skins are ugly as sin. The other two are pretty cute, though. They also make sense.
>>340194142
>Þórbjörn, which meant "Thor's bear" from the name of the Norse god Þórr (see THOR) combined with björn "bear".
>>340198752
Oh no, don't tell me you didn't get it until now.
>>340194387
>Va te faire foutre gros porc
>Tu sens vraiment la merde
>Espèce de résidus d'éjaculat
>>340195152
She looks like a reverse Dodger.
>>340205624
You mean the ones were she looks like a shitty stewardess instead of a literal blue goddess? Shit taste, thy name is (you).
>>340206003
Those sound like something a 13 year old parisian kid would say
>>340206395
I don't think he would use the word "porc" it's not very hallal.
>>340195181
>>plays a kazooie
She plays a kazoo, actually.
>>340206015
Don't talk shit about my waifu
>>340205329
Indians actually get really pissed at the sexualization of Kali, they bitched hard about Smite doing it so I'm sure they'll be pissed at blizzard.
>>340206003
>omlette du fromage
>>340206963
>via 9gag.com
>>340207070
>via ifunny.com
>>340192423
>called reinhardt
>is hard
>>340203575
>>340203575
in a row?
>>340197596
>I want to go shopping and get my head blown off by widowmaker
This one got me. Thanks friend.
>>340206003
>Widowmaker saying this spitefully while she stomps on you cock and balls until you cum like a degenerate
That's hot
>literally mind break ntr the character
>>340207345
no, at the same time
>>340200994
>>340203284
Go kill yourselves, you funnyjunk faggot are the cancer ruining 4chan.
>>340195181
>plays a kazooie
>a kazooie
I'm fucking dying
>>340194991
>Is called Max Payne
>Painkillers heal him
>>340208396
>called painkillers
>doesn't destroy pain, just masks them
>>340206887
>face tattoo
Shit fucking taste
>>340203284
>>340200994
Samefag
>>340207658
Is that why he has the mask and that scar?
>>340206542
ok, j'ai ri
>>340197596
>>340195181
>called Kazooie
>plays a kazooie
I don't blame your brain for that little slip up, but fuck did I get a laugh from that.
>>340209443
good job saving that thumbnail you dumb motherfucker
>>340209443
nice thumbnail faggot
>>340193293
I chuckled
>>340209443
Way to fuck up.
>>340192423
it's called ironing, moran
>>340203129
>In the space-future
Makes sense to me mang
>>340196570
That's probably not much in future Mass Effect land.
I mean if a normal High Resolution image is like 4mb and videos are hundreds of MB, and that's our current tech, I imagine one video for Joker is like 1million GB
>called Junkrat
>smells like one
>>340194297
if i take off his mask would he die?
>dark souls
>souls are light
>>340206942
lol what are they gonna do?
Take a shit in front of Blizzard?
>>340211334
that's still 7 million videos.
>>340211334
I know someone's gonna look at this post in 10-20 years and laugh at me but do we really need resolutions higher than 4K? I have a 1080 monitor that I sit right in front of all the time and I can't tell pixels apart unless I get really close and squint.
I imagine there would be no practical difference between a 3840 x 2160 resolution and, say, a 384000 x 216000 resolution.
>>340208516
>destroying pain
>it's just the healing of damage
>>340197596
I want toshove my fist so far up Widowmaker's ass that the area around her navel buldges outward.
>>340192423
Technically it was Talon who made her a Widow.
>Soldier 76
What happen to soldier 1-75?
>>340194297
>called Soldier: 76
>America was founded in 1776
>>340211447
It would be very painful
>>340203335
>>340212321
the stomach?
>>340194297
>it's 2016
>Game is set "sixy years from now"
>S76 wanted a generic anonymous moniker with no real meaning
>game is set sixty years after 2016
?????
>>340212716
More or less, stomach is actually located near the chest region.
>Called D.va
>everyone wants to D in her V and A
>>340212321
>not wanting to put your face in widowmaker ass instead
>>340206942
>implying indians have money to buy anything
they only bitched about smith because they played it because its free
>>340209443
>>340211039
That image reminds me of Alejandra from the Hero short, hope Soldier 76 eventually fucks her.
>>340211601
i know nothing about this game: the post
>>340212665
This is what happens when we let niggers on the internet. No sense for being subtle.
>>340212023
Some nerd once told me that our eyes are effectively 11x the resolution of 4k. I don't know how true that is.
>>340213145
She'll let you.if you can outdo her APM
>>340194858
How can you tongue her ass hole if she's stepping on your dick?
Are you Mr Fantastic?
>>340213680
your eyes dont see in pixels. Youre friend is a fucking idiot that thinks he is an optometrist when he clearly isnt
>>340213454
Bit there's light eminating from the soul????
>>340213836
>>340213680
Its true you're eyes don't see in pixels, but what he probably meant was that the quality our eyes see are 11x better than 4k. Not sure how true that is, but obviously our own eyesight is better than 4k, because it wouldn't look clear and sharp if otherwise, the upgrade from 1080p to 4k would be insignificant, but we can see a difference easily.
>>340213836
not him but
>sit against wall
>she stand in front of you facing away and bending over
>eat that ass
>she steps on your dick
not fucking rocket science
>>340211601
>called solaire
>is sole heir of gwyn's lightning
>>340213383
When she's of legal age he'll be like 80 though.
>>340214013
meant for
>>340213776
sorry for being retarded
>>340214102
>this old dog's still got it
>>340214102
>Implying he wouldn't fuck her even if she wasn't legal age
He isn't a hero anymore.
>>340213776
>>340213383
>wanting old blonde american to fuck a mexican children
JEWS LEAVEE
>>340213836
>>340214001
our eyes don't see everything in equal detail. That amount of detail is probably correct for the exact center of our vision, but you see in exponentially less detail the closer you get to your peripheral vision.
>>340199571
Then suck Mei dick, faggot
>>340214260
Nothing wrong with a strong American ravaging a cute little brown girl.
>>340200891
>>340199571
>>340194596
>Uh Maiy Zing
>>340214357
No shit, that doesn't change anything I've said in my post.
>>340214360
I bet Meifags would suck Mei's dick if she had one.
>>340214372
>no cute mexican loli hero
C'mon Blizzard!
It's current year!
>there are people in this thread that think Morrison is over the age of 40
>>340214223
Gonna need source on that.
>Dog the bounty hunter
>is a human
>he doesn't hunt anything
I want my five thousands dollars back.
>>340214598
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=57023685
>>340214532
I hope Shadman does one with Alejhandra and Soldier 76.
>>340214491
not him but
>no shit that doesnt change anything I said in my post
so what did you say faggot?
>some nerd told me
yeah youre a fucking idiot. Nothing you have said has been backed up by FACTS. so post facts or fuck up dumb kid
>>340214372
She's Mexican right?
Is she related to Reaper?
>>340215043
I never thought about that, maybe she is Reapers daughter and Morrison was looking out for her since he might feel responsible for Reyes becoming evil.
>white American beating a mexican thug in the back of the head with a piñata
>>340214972
You're confused son. You should calm down and go write a blogpost on tumblr. I'm the guy who said that our vision clearly sees better than 4k, or else we wouldn't notice a difference.
>>340215043
If she's mexican, then chances are she is a very very very distant cousin or something of reaper.
>>340195152
>the one dirty bomb anon
I love you
>>340215359
Was pretty good
>>340212390
If supersoldier projects in general are anything to go by, dead, insane, or went insane and then died.
>>340214532
>shadman
>>340213730
I bet I fucking can, she's such a shitter
>I play Starcraft 2 unironically
>been playing since brood war, am not ashamed
>>340194142
> leaves toblerone
>>340208023
>>340209687
Why is this so funny, holy shit
>>340215459
>Rockets and bullets flying everywhere
>No one actually dies
>>340199617
What's up with that peanut butter? Does she want that gorilla dick?
>>340195181
>plays a kazooie
>>340197596
>I want Winston to jump on me, drop a bubble and then strafe around me zapping me gently with his garbage tesla gun, quietly frustrated that his team isn't there to help
Hits where it hurts.
>>340195181
>plays a kazooie
>>340195181
Screencap this shit!
>>340214592
He's definitely in his forties. He just might be shy of not fifty, unless the enhanced soldier experiment is what turned his hair white in his thirties.
>>340220525
>tfw Mercy is hoarding all the good anti-aging shit
>>340211447
>>340194295
Best one
>>340212390
"You tell me, Doc."
>>340216125
It's stylistically designed to be that way.
