What did you use your PlayStation 2 expansion bay for?
>>340156445
Weed lmao
>>340156445
Network adapter
Network Adapter to play TimeSplitters: Future Perfect online.
Piracy
Network adapter.
>>340156639
>Anonymous claimed this post was a joke
Is there any use for turning my fat ps2 into a Linux machine or not worth the effort?
I hid money in there.
the what
I kept a bunch of homemade porn I made of Misty folded up in there that I'd jerk off to when given the opportunity.
My little brother found it one day and made fun of me for weeks.
This was clearly designed for a hard drive but it never caught on. Although you can have a modified console to run games off a hard drive.
>>340156445
Never owned a fat PS2 personally but I heard you can mod them and load up ISOs to a hard drive and stick it in there. If I get enough saved up I might try that, emulator isn't good enough yet to run Ape Escape 2/3 properly.
Usb stick full of weed
How was Linux for PS2?
I used it for the HDD so I can play Outbreak with faster load times.
Kept my memory cards in there.
>>340156624
Lel same. Just stashed my pipe and shit in there. Good times.
>>340156809
do you know how lucky you are to be able to jack off to your own porn?
DUDE
but seriously, weed.
>>340156805
It took me years to find out about it too. There's a huge hole in your PS2, you can put shit in there
I used it to hide tobacco/weed from my parents.
Never got caught.
>>340157668
>putting weed near electrical hardware that tends to run hot
You were literally vaping your PS2
>>340158546
ps2 never got hot enough to even melt the plastic bag let alone ignite the weed nigga
>>340156759
kek
The HDD so I could play FFXI. Then I just got the PC version.
>>340158402
>There's a huge hole in your PS2, you can put shit in there
hey, now.
one time I turned my PS2 on and let it warm up and watched Rikku's special dresssphere animation in FFX-2 then smeared vaseline inside the expansion bay and fucked it
Didn't even know it existed
>>340158649
It's not about igniting, you're degrading your stash due excess heat and it accelerates decomposition.
HDD and network adapter to play Final Fantasy XI
>>340158961
it was high school, my stash didn't last long enough for that to matter
>>340156772
Sony had a distro with the PS2. I don't think anything came of it though.
>>340158752
what did it feel like?
>>340159408
honestly pretty good
I came in it and and replaced the cover and then the next time I turned it on the entire room smelled REALLY strongly of semen so I never did it again because holy fuck I don't want to huff Eau d'Spunk every time I play videogames.
I was lucky it was in the basement and nobody ever went down there because otherwise I'm definitely sure my parents would have noticed the fact that the entire room smelled like a sperm bank burning down.
>>340158752
This better be a lie
>>340160156
it's not
I kind of wish it was but at the same time that's the closest thing I've ever had to sex so I'm kind of glad I did it.
>>340156445
Always wanted to get a fat PS2 with a HDD for piracy.
Though I hear you can mod the slim model to take a hdd also.
>>340156624
Kek
>>340160656
But it would just be hanging out and unaesthetic
Left it open and empty. I bought an online adapter thing and it didn't work so I returned it. Just left it open.
>>340160262
fill a plastic zip lock bag with peanut butter, put it between couch cushions and fuck it
enjoy your afternoon
>>340158752
>>340160262
Jesus christ anon
Wait, the what?
>>340156445
My first one had the network adapter until it got stolen.
Later in life I used it to stash my gaming weed and even stored 1000$ in it once.
>>340160262
>the closest thing I've ever had to sex
>stiff metal cage
anon...there are much easier ways to have a more sex-like experience than that. fleshlights are cheap. or you can roll up a towel, stuff a ziploc bag in the tight part, then lube it, or spit into it and voila
>>340161205
yeah but then it's not warm like a girl
>>340161363
heat the towel first then, nerd
friction creates heat too
>>340161416
>wanting to fuck an emotionless piece of fabric
Having sex is more than just physical pleasure y'know
>>340161363
>warm like a girl
Women aren't warm. They're cold. So cold.
>>340156445
So I can plug a HDD abd play games off it?
>>340156445
To put a hard drive in and play FFXI.
Cum tissues, some stank so bad when I got rid of my ps2 that I nearly passed out
I was thinking about keeping money in it but I worried I'd forget about it and sell the PS2 for $50 or something.
>>340156445
Nothing until I got freeHDboot.
>>340162254
Wgat is that? Do they still have them?
>>340156624
>>340156872
degeneracy
Gamestop employee here, people keep some stupid shit in there and then forget about it. Seen people sell those things for 20 bucks and forget they stashed a wad of like 100 dollars or a big baggie of weed in it. Some of the things I've seen:
Cash
Weed
Pills, all sorts
A bunch of condoms once, what a retard
Paper notes (love letters, autistic sanic drawings, homemade porn, lists of cheat codes, bills for some reason?)
A floppy disk (didn't have a computer with a drive to check what was on it though)
A dead mouse
Cat toys
An iPod
Pokemon cards
Yugioh cards
Cassette tapes
Keys
Marbles
Batteries
A TV remote
Hand sanitizer bottles
Just a bunch of leaves once
Bullets
I could probably go on, but we stopped taking ps2s for a while so my memory is fuzzy.
>>340156445
to keep my hot pockets warm.
>>340164035
>A dead mouse
Did you expect me to believe you?
>>340158974
This
>>340160262
Why not use male masturbation products?
>>340164420
Don't believe me if you want, talk to literally any Gamestop employee and they will tell you at least one thing you won't believe that's true, I guarantee it. I've seen some shit.
>>340164420
Of all the things on that list, the mouse is what you don't believe? I've seen kids put pet rodents in dumber places.
>>340160963
Don't do this. Seriously, it takes like 3 hours to get all that peanut butter off your dick.
>>340165123
Not if you let the dog help.
Network adapter. Now it's that but with an internal HDD filled with with ps2 games.
>>340157847
It's like double the masturbation. You draw smut that you're proud of and then touch yourself to it.Feels pretty good.
>>340158752
Leo my reading comprehension is shit
I literally thought you just smeared vaseline inside like some autist and it broke immediately
I was losing my shit for a good 4 minutes until it dawned on me
>>340164867
>>340165096
My condolences. Kids are truly vile creatures.
>>340158752
That's actually quite impressive, did you manage to climax from that?
>>340156445
I have slim model but a friend of mine used to store memory cards there
>>340158752
From which class to class?
Network Adapternever played online because i was still on shitty dial upGood thing i moved, there still isn't high speed internet in that region.
>>340156445
>>340156689
>>340156698
What was that game that came default with the network adapter? The game you play with different vehicles and you kill each other with weapons and shit
I fucking loved that game
Also SOCOM 2 online
and Everquest online adventures
Good times.
>>340158806
Same here, jesus
>>340158752
lmao XD so wacky. Us 4channers.
>>340166201
the special one
The one where she goes into the giant robot.
Nothing
>>340166521
Ye I played that game all night when I had it. And then never again.
Mixed nuts
