Meanwhile, on prehistoric /v/
old paintings three best rock
if like five then kill self
Woman no make food
How I get her make food
>>340011625
Why two-eyed Weanus hurt Peenus? Me just want Peenus Weanus.
>>340012014
you make woman make food. hit woman. food
or are you berrypicker?
>tfw Homo Sapien master race
Neanderthal should kill selves
ooga booga roleplaying threads are for faggots
>tfw no cave girl to play rocks with
>you would be video game guru in prehistoric /v/
>>340011625
>going through the effort of starting a fire with a stick
>when there's a fire right next to him
me go to Rockstop today, what should me buy?
>>340012539
How you type rock so good
Show me how type
>>340012489
Homo Neanderthalensis is chav of tribe, get out of my cave fucking neanderthals reeeeee.
>tfw Rockstation 3 have no rock
>>340012681
shout of rocks 2
>>340012681
buy Boulderwatch
>>340012680
It's a fire sale, 75% off, give your rocks to Rockben.
>>340012681
Super Mario 64
>>340011625
>head to dark scary wood to pick some berries, see if I can get a rabbit or two
>attacked by wild boar, skin my ankle on a rock running away
>gf ugging with tribe leader when I get back
ug, at least I have you /ug/
>me skull when rockgrunts will NEVER get stone
>>340012789
>buy boulderwatch
>not boulderborn
silly homo-sapien
This why denisovian will win
some bunga from another tribe have 3400 get today. he get lot of cave painting of different face
>me go to rockbuddys cave
>i find giant frog man painting on wall
>what me do?
me on de rite
>>340013153
>dumb frog-painter
Club friend, take cave
>>340011625
Hunter>Gatherer
This fact
>>340013185
Me forget this for years! Me thank yo- wait minute, how you show moving pictures on rock?
>>340013528
what be pictures?
Ooga booga rockstop!
>>340013610
this is now a pirate thread, yar
>>340013528
Eat lots of sour berry
Then everything move
>>340011625
>Inb4 not cavegames
>>340013358
>Not superior agriculture
Club self
>>340013358
Hunter, O U T !
OOOOOOGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>340013882
berrypicker sighted
Why fire reaction always 50 ungas away?
how you build rock player? me confused and rocks no fit
please
me no smart
>final boss is mad fire starter
here we bunga again
>Go to rockstop to pick up Boneborne 3 preorder
>Female behind counter is mating material
>Berries fall from trousers
>Passing hunters point and laugh
>Go to cave crying
>Forget Boneborne 3
FUCKING ROCKSTOP
>>340014965
>>Berries fall from trousers
Try loincloth next time rockbrain
minecraft
>>340015168
>Not wearing comfy clay trousers
>>340015065
What cave from? Where cave come from!
>>340015065
UUUUUUUUUGGG THIC THIC THIC GGGGAAAAAAAAHHH
real men use stone axe
club men stupid
stone club has no edges
axe better in every way
>Neanderthal ask for sharp rocks, say they make big cave art
>Dumdum friends all give many much sharp rocks, berries, hides
>Neanderthal take much long time
>He make this
>He just put red rock powder on hand and blew
WHERE SHARP ROCKS GO? WHERE WENT BERRIES AND HIDES?
Cavestarter many bad
![17450203-picture-of-handsome-man-with-futuristic-glasses-Stock-Photo-virtual-futuristic-reality[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/I1KFsgY.jpg "17450203-picture-of-handsome-man-with-futuristic-glasses-Stock-Photo-virtual-futuristic-reality[1].jpg")
Ah yes, cave men. You silly primitives would be great in an exhibit in my timeline.
>>340015168
>loincloth
enjoy your chafing, bunga
>ug buy game
>ug like game
>ug want talk game with other who like game
>other say ug from long nose tribe for talk game
>>340016387
>Futere
>still wearing turtleneck cotton sweater
The faggot virus still hasn't been culled I see.
>>340016387
OOOOOGA BOOOOOOOGA GET OUT OF MY CAVE
>tfw manlet
Ooga book Rockout: New Rock best Rockout. Rockout 3 is bad, Rockout 4 is bad. Rockthesda is bad company! if you like Rockout 3 no talk to me.
>>340016387
*jumps out of bushes behind you*
*Readies club*
ugaaa...bunga weird man in skinpelts.
>>340016772
Don't talk to me OR my tribe ever again
You bungas play good new game? It call "tic-tac-toe" and it much better than stupid rock game you play. Play tic-tac-toe or jump in tarpit, mama-bunga
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mesoamerican_ballgame
> There has even been speculation that the heads and skulls were used as balls.
>>340012815
Rockstien*
>>340016387
Club confusing talk man! Him different and it make Ug scared and angry!
>>340017182
COME ON AND UNGA, IF YOU WANT TO BUNGA
>>340016925
>playing modern game
You like watch ape sex your cavewife.
>>340017473
t. jealous monkey
>>340016387
You so pink and hairless, me want to unga bunga you.
>gatherers in this village prefer rockstation to rockbox
sacrifice self
>>340017473
At least my rock games no look like mammoth plop HA HA HA
>>340016592
Fucking shill detected
>mfw other tribes think obsidian makes good games
>Go to rockstop
>try to trade shiny smooth rock
>they offer 6 pebbles and dirt
>too berry gatherer to say no
Fucking rockstop
GAS THE NEANDERTHALS
SPECIES WAR NOW
>Travel to cold land
>pale cave men
>cave painting
>happy brown bear
wat do
>>340016832
- grab ung by throat - ooga back offa!?!?
>Try to cook me food recently
>Not work well, too burnt black
>Try using steam from fat friend
>It work well at first
>Taste interesting never had before
>He start give me undercooked food, say it "Early access"
What go wrong
rock has NO GAMES
>>340017665
what new meme this?
>>340012014
>woman
PACK LEADERS GET OUT ROOOO
>>340011625
when Gar-ben finish Part-Life three
>>340018015
>new meme
It's been around for some time, it just recently got popular on facebook and twitter.
Shaman Pavel, me CIA
I be that Congo
What Unga mean?
>>340017742
Nah man, have you seen their woman?
>THICK
>>340018225
first one talk get stay on metal bird
I want know, what you favorite rock game and why?
Mine Super Metrock because I like explore cave and chuck spears at scary monsters
>>340018185It's new to a caveman ya dunce.
>>340018185
how you access or use facbok nd twoter in prehistoroc tiem?
>>340013678
AYY LMAO
>>340018482
>Skinless big-headed big-eyed green thing come from sky in big flat rock and tell me to build pyramid
What do /ug/?
>>340018698
You lucky. They put thing in my butt.
Ah.... UNGA or some say BUNGA
>>340012829
>being berrypicker
>>340018698
Throw rock, paint cave with story
UNGA BUNGA ROCKSTOP
>>340011625
rock 4 too rock. want less rock. rock too smooth edges too.
>call rock, want less rock
mammoth arse
lotta loyalty for hired club
crashing tribe
no survivor
shaman pavel
me chief ee-ay
>>340017665
EVERYBODY KNOW BEST GAMES COME FROM MONOLITH. MONOLITH BRING CULTURE TO TRIBES
>>340019030
ALL PRAISE MONOLITH
mup da doo didda po mo gub bidda be dat tum muhfugen bix nood cof bin dub ho muhfugga
>>340019030
Bone club already old news, Monolith no new tricks. Waste of space.
>>340012681
>Going to Rock Stop
Fucking faggot, me drop water onto fire pit and buy games on Steam
>>340019030
Why care Monolith, X-rock better. X-rock hundreds of times bigger.
>strange big nosed ug comes in and places a smaller rock over my rock
>he says "DLC"
What he mean by this
>Hunting mammoth with spear
>Not hunting mammoth with spear after crippling knees with rock
Easygoers know not the fun had by Trog
>>340019792
I use a gun to hunt.
>>340019030
Enjoy your fire puppet shadow show while I clash many rocks together
what be your favorit game to play?
mine is rockman
>>340019931
Me also hunt with gum, after teeth broke.
REEEEE INHUMAN SHITS STAY AWAY FROM MY CITY WALLS
>>340020006
Rockband
>>340020006
Me like play Rock Band 2.
How is babby formed?
how girl get pragnent?
We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.
>>340020006
rock of ages is good time
>Old enough for the hunt
>Sit in a cave and play with rocks instead
Explain yourselves, non-ancestors
>>340020006
Rockborne. Rock Souls 3 is worse
>>340020143
THEY NEED TO DO WAY INSTANE MOTHER
>>340018225
Uhh, you don't get to bring rocks!
>>340020143
>he underaged bunga
Enjoy be exile from tribe for 30 moon
*grunts loudly*
>>340020069
Sedentary can't even into iron, berry-picker as fuck.
I'm gonna steal your crops 2 lunar cycles from now, what you gonna do about it? Hit me with frail cuprum axe?
>>340020182
what are you? some kind of ooga booga chinaman?
HOW I USE STEAM TO PLAY GAMES
IT HOT AND NO MAKE SENSE
>>340020440
*grunts louder as a petty show of dominance and willpower*
>>340020268
>he want get mauled to feed woman
3D boar disgusting are dung
Cave painting girls superior
>>340020569
Just go to rock forger. He great man. He buys rock and then makes a copy of the rock and give to people for free.
>hunting for food when you can just scavenge
lmao
>>340020709
>he actually admit to be berrypicker
woo lad
>>340020642
Ooo yes yes
>>340020709
>hunting
>scavenging
Unga grow own food. Unga raise own meat. Unga forming tribe soon.
>>340020642
meanwhile in unga cave
hunt place 3 has no game
>unga
>want write rockwall
>mother yell at me
>father hit me
>say go hunt
>me no want hunt
>me want draw
>wht do
>>340020971Where you find this?
>>340020642
Mmm
>>340021229
On sadbear
>>340020971
this not safe for field!
>>340020971
>sweatingman.cvpnt
>>340021181
unga should join new tribe
>>340021362
You try summon barneybunga?
>>340020971
>>340021362
ugg. thanks jerk. clan chief just call me to tent, probably next human sacrifice now
>>340020971
>chief walk in
>>340020440
What fuck you fucking say about me, you little man? Me have you know me pass final ritual in clan, and have been in lots of night attacks on enemy clans, and have 300 confirmed heads smashed with club. Me trained in fire warfare and me the top rock thrower in all of land. You nothing to me but another dead man. Me wipe you out with spears the likes which never been seen before in land, listen my words. You think you get away with saying stuff to me over rocknet? Think more, dumb-dumb. As we talk me contacting clan members across land and you home and wife being scouted right now, so you be ready for rape, monkey. The rape that wipe out your thing called your life. You dead. Me can be anywhere, anytime, and me can kill you in five ways, and that with me bare hands. Not only am I skilled animal hunter, but me have lots of clubs and axes of whole clan, and me use them to make you dead, dumb man. If only you think what bad thing your tiny words about to bring down on you, maybe you stay quiet. But you no do that, you no do that again, and now you skinning the pelt, you big dumb ape. Me will poop anger over you and you choke on it. You dead, ooga.
Fallrock 4 was shit stone, they voiced protag like berrypicker.
>>340021364
Oh, you think funny, rockhead?
How I pass sadbear, just get mauled when try
>know how draw triangles
>300 berries starting any job i want
>success.rockpeg
unga me created new amazing thing. pull on penis a lot, it just like sex with cavewoman. it great new discovery
*Eats the last of the good berries
>>340021362
>try finding cave it come from
>only find crying bear
>>340021014
hah, you thin you make chief of tribe? you so weak you woman make love to villager and you no club her.
>>340022037
you nunga
everyone know that
>>340022037
NO DO THIS
IT ANGER SUN
me have bad day
pls give (ugh)s
>>340020971
REMOVE THIS FROM CAVE WALL
BUGGGAAA UGAAAAAA
FROMROCKWARE MAKING ANOTHER GAME ONLY ON BOULDERSTATION4
MY PRIMITIVE CALCULATOR WANTS TOO!
got new club
what you bungas think?
>>340022464
you need earn (ugh)s
>>340020971
>cave patrol still not erase this
THEY DO FOR FREE
>>340022532
>he fall for stick meme
>>340022658
>sticks
>no using flint
Anyone excited for Stone Wheel Solid IIIII?
>>340022464
here a (ugh) friend
>>340022698
My nunga
Flint for patrician
Enjoy when stick break, neanderthals
>>340021362
DIE YOU
>>340022743
Stone wheel...?
>>340022532
>paying 400 berries for a stick
Stickfags, everyunga
Stoneclub masterunga reporting in
>>340022532
>2 leaves
You pay too many bones, hardly notice difference
>>340022743
Me and my cavewomans mates son are excited
You bungas ever think we only like cavewomen because we supposed to?
Unga saw northern caveman who look like cavewoman. Unga like him more.
Something wrong with unga?
>>340023152
Me hope pterodactyl carry you away, degenerate bunga.
Sage for not rock related
>>340023152
He still have dangly berries in loincloth, yes? I bet you like that anyway, berrygatherer
>>340023379
unga know caveman that cut off berries and snake. he very strange caveman
>>340011625
Where are the far cry primal jokes?
Where are the turok jokes?
Where are the cavedog entertainment jokes (or is /v/ too old for total annihilation?)
Paintname thread GO
>>340023797
turok? what you talk about, there are no dinos anymore, why would anyone talk about turok
>me save squirrel pelts for four moons
>go to rockstop
>see Last Dream XIV: Rockwards
>me like Last Dream VII very much so me decide to buy
>discover me need own Last Dream XIV: Reconstructed Rocks to play new game
>game need 3 squirrels every moon as ritual sacrifice to work
me never go to rockstop again.
>Move into cave by ocean
>See this
Wat do?
>>340024174
me shit rocks
Who /H. heidelbergensis/ here?
>>340021510
>>340022885
>It a Barneybunga bait cave
Barneybunga dumb. Barneybunga get stuck in own trap.
FUCKIN ROCKFAGS
ENJOY BAD ROCKS
join bronze master race and stop being poor berry picker
>>340020971
>BUNGAED.cave
>>340024354
Why we not permanently exile barneybunga? No one in tribe even want him here. He have bad head disease, never leave 4cave, probably never even club girl and drag back to cave.
>>340023631
bunga should be sacrificed
no do things that make sun mad
>>340024641
>Ug fell for hating Barneybunga chant.
>>340024641
he always come back with new disguise. sick in head but very clever tribesman is barneybunga
>>340024615
>Different tribes living together
t. Green tribesman. Let's all go watch the theater while our women birth another man's baby!
>>340024848
>theater
bunga ok? what is theater?
>>340024921
What cityshitters do while we raid them
Good evening folks. :^)
>>340024759
We know it you, barneybunga.
Stop come back from exile.
I hope chief remove rule IIIII IIIII IIIII so you kill self.
>>340025012
Who you
You type funny
OOGA BOOGA PRETTY ROCK
>>340025092
I'm a /v/irgin from the year 2015
>>340023152
>paint cavewoman
>call caveman
Uga want this chant to end
>>340025151
future man get out of my cave
>>340025151
Unga say we sacrifice him
>>340025151
Unggg not for long
>>340025148
Ruby my waifu.
Ug just cream my loincloth.
>>340025262
RUBY VERY HARD ROCK
>>340025148
WE SUMMON SHINY ROCK SHAMAN NOW
>>340025151
SACRIFICE TO SUN
SCARY MAN AFFRONT TO MY WAY OF LIFE
>>340025307
SHINY ROCK SHAMAN ALREADY HERE PUNY MAN
POST PRETTY ROCKS TO ATTRACT MATE
>>340025262
garnet > pearl > amethyst
>>340011625
why wii u no have game
what nintendo think
>>340025148
>>340025301
>>340025307
>mfw
This real? Me want. Me kill many men for these
>>340025262
>>340025301
Ah yes, I do know of a character named Ruby.
YOU BUNGAS
CHECK OUT THIS CAVE
>>340025151
What games they have in your year
Did Rock Souls 8 bring back feeling of first Rock Souls
>>340017665
Obsidian > Bedrock
>>340025203
>Uga
PANGAEA
A
N
G
A
E
A
>tfw neanderthals raided our cave and raped our women again
SPECIES WAR WHEN?
>>340025353
>>340025360
PEARL NOT REAL ROCK
I BEAT YOU WITH CLUB
NO WATCH BAD SOCK PUPPET SHOWS
>>340025382
NO MY ROCK
I BEAT YOU IF YOU TOUCH ROCK
WE
>>340025387
CAVE LOOK COLD
PRIVATES FEEL COLD JUST LOOKING AT THIS
>>340020642
this post end thread make laugh
>>340025451
MANY PRETTY ROCK ALL FOR ME
YOU ALL GO FIND OWN ROCK
>>340025387
What white stuff
It good for eating?
>>340018806kek
>>340025575
Me know shaman that turn white stuff into tasty water.
>>340025556
DRILL DEEP FOR FIND TIN
FIND PRETTY ROCK INSTEAD
IT GOOD DAY
Who like man in hairy beast?
>>340025525
BUT IT LOOK PRETTY
>>340025575
Unga told that white stuff is water when really cold
![maxresdefault[3].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WK70DuV.jpg "maxresdefault[3].jpg")
REMOVE ROCK
Ungaa! Assemble against Neanderthal filth! We are group, we never forgive and we never. Uh.
>>340025640
>Horse
ME CALL BARNEYBUNGA
OOOOOGA, ME MAKE ENTIRE TREE FAMILY HOT
>>340025636
SMALL SHINY ROCK ON BIG DULL ROCK
MAKE GOOD CLUB FOR SMASH PEOPLE WHO LIKE BAD ROCK
>>340025148
>ooga booga
Who say shit skin unga come?
Me come from far off time
Me see this man talk to other men
Who he
UNGA MEME DEAD
ROCKBOOK KILL MEME
>>340020971
who this penis liquid taker?
>>340017665
underrated post
>>340025759
Who???
>>340025759
>That
>Man
Where his hair
>>340015065
>>340025623
that's your drug dealer i have sames
>>340025759
>Me see this man talk to other men
manlover??
>>340025759
Ooga who let other caveman mate with his cavewoman
>>340025831
>my skull when me no have much hair from mongo race
>>340025715
bunga use nvidia again?
>>340025838
UNGA
BIGGER
>>340025867
>he not love man
if hole what matter
>>340025838
WOAH UNGA
FEEEEERRRRRTILE
>>340025838
Who tell you make rock look like me matefu? TELL UG NOW!
>>340025678
ungo?
>>340025838
>will never have big milk unga
I rest forever
>>340025929
man love man MAKE SUN ANGRY
Mmmmmmmorning mungafungas, what you
>Eatan
>Wearan
>Paintan
>>340025993
Moon God better than Sun.
>>340025684
/elders/ always right
IF YOU NOT WORSHIP SUN GOD IN YEAR 6000 BEFORE DUMB FUTURE MEME GOD YOU DUMB AND I KILL YOU WITH CLUB
>>340025993
>he still watch sun
>not pretty white sun
OOK OOK
>>340025929
>getting dung on snake
Enjoy have your snake rot and fall off, homo erectus.
Arooga-man 2 best arooga-man
ghjjghi hvvjhvhjv36
>>340011625
me have stonestation 3
me has no rocks for it.
Big club best club
Small club homos get out of cave
>>340025993
Sun dead. I is cold.
