>Daddy comes home
>Sticks his knife in me
>Go to school
>Put ammonia in his cup
>He fucking dies
Also, Bionicle games general
>the music when you surf to ga-wahi
>>339971581
I played the shit out of the first Bionicle flash game on the official site.
Anyone remember that?
>>339972378
yep, used to play that with my sister.
Toa Metru > Toa Nuva
>>339972378
>>339972432
I played it a lot with my mum's husband.
>>339972432
It's kind of weird knowing of sites before archiving became a thing. It's like they never existed.
>>339972432
>>339972493
I should also mention that it was a point-and-click adventure game, with occasional action segments. I remember nearly nothing about it, despite beating it a bunch of times though.
>>339972471
God, you are SO wrong
http://biomediaproject.com/bmp/
Just a few weeks ago I finally competed Bionicle Heroes 100%. It's about as tedious as it usually is in Lego games except worse because the levels are all far too long and dull to make backtracking for stuff feel worth it.
>>339972471
Agreed 2004 was best year for bionicle, followed by 2007.
AAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AYYYOOO
*smacks mask profusely*
SO HOL UP HOL UP
*steals*
SO U BE SAYIN
*gets jiggy wit it*
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
*eats a madu fruit*
AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
*checks for nearest Koro*
U BE SAYIN
*collects widgets*
HOL UP HOL UP
*licks and smacks mask*
AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
*does the onu-matoran walk*
SO U BE SAYIN
*opens a up a 40 and pours some for his homies matoro and lhikan*
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
*tweets about dis and goes to check in with his parole vahki*
WE GON BE
*dindu nuffins*
FINNA WE GON BE
*sucks air through mask*
AYYYOO HOL UP WE GON BE
*pulls up sagging parts*
SO WE GON BE
*instinctively looks around for vahki*
SO U SAYIN WE GON BE
*faints and then gets up repeatedly*
SOM FINNA
*scopes dem ga-matoran*
SO WE GON BE
*shouts at kohlii match*
SOM FINNA
*chucks spear of fusion*
AYYYOO SOM FINA
*sets down archivist books*
HOL UP
*strokes widgets pensively*
WE GON BE
*throws onu-metru sign*
SOM FINNA
*swings from akilini hoop*
WE GON BE
*grabs mask and shuffles left and right*
SOM FINNA
*participates in a drive-by shooting with ussal crabs and kanoka launchers*
HOL UP MUH NIGGUH
*converts to ta-matoranism*
U SAYING WE GON BE
*repeated Onu-Metru yelling in the background*
SOM FINNA
*sells lightstones*
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*evolves from a tohunga*
>>339972471
articulation sucked for both desu.
the ones (toa inika) that came after were alright, rubber masks weren't too bad. (the joints were kind of weak on the arms, and there wasn't a gear mechanism, wish they could've given a gear mechanism + articulation. like the Lego Knights figures had.
>Bionicle
hipster as fuck opinion incoming
I like the precursor to bionicle more. motorcycle robots with guns was cool af
>>339973112
Best part is that they fought against niggers
>>339973206
>>339973223
Get with the times grandpas
Good fucking times man
Still got em and even the tiny cds with later ones.
>>339973223
My niggest nigga
>>339973223
did they transform?
>>339973373
I haven't played with legos, technic or bionicles in ages anon. Don't ruin my nostalgiaI would fucking love to if they weren't so expensive
>>339973535
On their own? I don't think so (I don't remember though, this is going back decades), you could fling one of the wheels like a catapult action though.
You could combine the different ones into a bigger one though
>>339973373
i remember getting banned from bzp somewhat recently.
can't remember why though.
>>339973746
>>339973825
>>339973707
>>339973915
Holy fuck I remember that shit, wasn't there a tv show too?
It was like a shitty ripoff Max Steel (HOLY FUCK I'm just remembering now how much I loved Max FUCKING STEEL)
>>339973707
>>339973825
>>339973915
OH SHIT THAT WAS THE NAME OF THAT SHOW
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO REMEMBER THIS FOR YEARS
>>339973223
They were great apart from the gimmicky articulation
>>339974526
>>339974239
>>339973825
>>339973707
Fuck
![Netflix - Google Chrome 3_4_2016 3_22_16 PM.mp4_snapshot_16.48_[2016.03.05_10.46.54].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2GoFOon.jpg "Netflix - Google Chrome 3_4_2016 3_22_16 PM.mp4_snapshot_16.48_[2016.03.05_10.46.54].jpg")
>>339973206
>>339973223
I just combined them with my Bionicles.
>>339974290
I always wanted the green one because it's my favorite color and I was a kid and loledgykats were cool as fuck
Ended up with black and tan one though. I remember the 'mission to mars' sets coming out around that time too and getting the mecha ones and thus began my life as a /m/an
>>339973223
Mah nigga
>>339974776
Mars Mission was the shit. I had a few of the larger mechs.
Always wanted the one set where you could launch the aliens with a pump and series of tubes, but my parents never bought me it.
>>339974645
HERETIC
>>339974776
>>339974878
REMOVE XENOS
>>339973206
here you go
>>339974878
This one? I had it, remember playing all day with this shit
I had a lot of those lego sets, I loved building them and my parents were pretty supportive of creative hobbies so they didn't mind buying a few of the more expensive ones
best generation coming through
>coolest masks
>cool, lanky posture
>god fucking tier enemies
LEGO thread?
>>339975074
If I'm remembering right, this was right around the time Bionicle started. I got all of the larger monsters for that instead.
>>339971581
i remember the cd games that came with cereal
>>339975187
Agree'd desu loved the tribal mechanical aesthetic
>>339975038
Man mars mission was the shit
>>339974629
Is it good?
>>339975074
>>339974776
MY FUCKING NEGGERS
>That time Lego wanted the anime audience
>>339973707
>>339973825
Want to fuck the plastic
>>339971581
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqbjlj6Sius
yeah this was fun
>>339975272
>tfw never played lego island
doesn't matter, nothing could top lego racers
God, Bionicle was such a good toy line. The whole tribal robot shit was so fucking cool, and the ancient island aspect made it incredibly mysterious and interesting.
>Tfw there will never be a Mata Nui RPG where you play as a Toa and explore the island, entering ancient, dangerous ruins and finding secrets and masks and shit
>>339975187
this tbqh
>motorized bulls and tigers
>>339975272
fuck this pizza stealing nigger. Let me do my job in peace mother fucker.
>>339975453
Never cared for the anime heroes but I fucking have every single robot, even that Metal Gear driven by the Gold Leader robot.
>>339975187
Yeah I agree this was the best look and enemies they had.
I liked the Atlantis like lore of Metru Nui though.
>>339975359
better than expected
Surprisingly, it (so far) focuses a lot on Lewa and Pohatu.
>tfw came home from school and see this
YEEEEEEEEEEE 90s lego was fucking amazing
>>339975407
I had that one and this one
Shit was cash
>Not posting Makuta servants
Disgusting
I always thought these guys were cool. Monster mecha controlled by tiny slugs. Plus, they remind me of Droideka.
>>339975642
>liking recolors
>>339975551I actually meant the bohrok but this is also good
>>339975551
Those weren't motorized, they had a rubber band-powered trigger that would make them lunge forward.
These niggers were remote controlled.
>>339975690
>he doesn't think recolours are hardcore
>>339975690
recolors ain't bad if the source is good familama
>>339975642
the worm inside creeped me out
>>339973263
they even hold their guns 'gangsta style', holy shit
>>339975407
>be 10
>me and brother both get money for birthday
>brother buys a game boy advance
>I buy lego life on mars
>convince myself the $100+ was worth it because the pump was advanced technology
>>339975673
Forgot muh pic
what's up faggots who /operator/ here
>>339975854
The one on the far right looks like his melee weapon is a pinwheel too
This is what Europe got
>>339975881
these are objectively the best of the best. Anyone who dislikes any form of Bohrok should consider suicide
>>339975881
I thought it was the coolest shit that they came with little clips to hang in their canisters like bats.
And that they could roll up into a ball.
>>339974172
that looks pretty cool actually
>>339975881
I always thought the transparent parts where eyes and the 'face' resembled a feline like a panther or something
And this is what America got
>>339975632
>Got podracing set instead of this
regret it so much
>>339973373
>died after two years
>>339976014
>LEGO: Dino Crisis
>>339976014
is this for real
>>339975903
I forgot about these, those kits were cool as fuck
Surprised nobody has mentioned FUCKING ROCK RAIDERS yet
opinions on the 2015 Bonkle line?
>>339975881
God the Bohrok were so fucking cool
>>339975854
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1CTPC02n0c
Nexo Knights is a fucking baller theme
Easily my favorite since Exo Squad
>Look up wikipedia page for Bionicle: The Game
>Go to Reception section
>The game was given a 3.8 by IGN, and a 6.5 by Game Informer. It was criticized for repetitive gameplay, ugly graphics, and complete lack of innovation
>Game Informer stated that it would only be appropriate for "Lego-obsessed 8-year-olds"
FUCK YOU GAME INFORMER, THAT'S WHAT I WAS
>>339975801
I have a weird love for recolors done right. I just like a squad of dudes, all in the same gear but differently colored, with different personalities. Maybe it's just my love of TMNT and sentai bleeding through.
>>339976101
Looks like a red Halo
>tfw I actually have this set
wish I hadn't been a faggot and destroyed the original box because it was cool
>>339975772
>these two are the only missing set in my pre-metru-nui collection because their remote control pieces skyrocketed their prices to an arm, a leg, and a gallon of blood
fucking robocrabs
>>339975453
It was made by the same guy that wrote bionicle lore.
Dunno why it was discontinued,I liked it
I always thought that lego video camera was a fucking space gun
I mean look at this shit
How can you not love this
>>339976127
The game wasn't trying to be anything besides something for lego fans to enjoy, did they just not understand that shit?
>>339976093
Yep
America got a Lego line about Dinosaurs taking over a city and a band of humans attempting to exterminate them
It was deemed too violent and Europe got a line about recapturing escaped dinosaurs in a jungle instead
>>339976254
it was used as both iirc
>>339975498
>tfw literally played every racing game as a kid EXCEPT fucking Mario Kart
>LEGO Racers
>Crash Team Racing
>Looney Tunes Racing
>The Duel: Test Drive II
>obscure shit like pic related
>>339976254
why not both
>>339976014
This is one of my favorite sets. And yeah, it's funny that Europe got basically the same sets, but without the weapons.
>>339975528
>Tfw there will never be a Mata Nui RPG where you play as a Toa and explore the island, entering ancient, dangerous ruins and finding secrets and masks and shit
But that already exists.
>>339974290
>those tube containers all the bionicles came in
I can literally hear the popping open sound right now Jesus Christ.
>>339976286
>It was deemed too violent and Europe got a line about recapturing escaped dinosaurs in a jungle instead
I'm really okay with this
goddammit that boxart is terribad
>>339976101
I like them. Felt good building bionicle figures again after so long.
>>339975998
...You mean they're not?
>>339976101
Bleh. Bionicle was my favorite thing ever, but I don't like any of the new sets.
>>339975642
oh man, I think I had more of these guys then the actual heroes. Loved making crazy staffs with all those different pieces, and their bodies were pretty movable
>>339976408they're teeth
Why are old Lego sets so comfy?
>>339976101
All of them are pretty fantastic.especially when built properly
>>339975867
This was my exact logic with those air pump shoes that had lights on them too
Being a kid was simpler times
>>339975881
I loved that they could headbutt shit
>>339976101
Inferior to 2016 in every way
>>339976471
Nostalgia most likely.
>>339976441
the leg position puts me at a loss for words
Muh first set probably.
I always liked old lego space sets
Orient Expedition was one of my favourite lego lines ever.
>tfw cousin had a shitton of those sets, including pic related and the mount everest temple
>>339976408
>>339976470
No, the transparent parts are eyes, the white parts are teeth.
>>339976471
All them weren't based on a movie and a lot of them came straight from their imagination and had some soul
>>339976518
Why does it have antlers?
>>339976518
Is the lore still deep as a kiddy pool?
This was the best fucking christmas when I got this, so many creations
>>339976570
how does that make sense again? how do they chew/bite if they only have one row of teeth?
>>339976441
same
OUT OF THE WAY PLEBS
>>339976518
what the shit is even going on here
>>339976518
Are those fucking antlers?
>when they made Makuta into a species of bug-like vampires
What the fuck were they thinking?
This thread is making me really fucking nostalgic
Remember Octan shit they plastered on everything racing related for a while?
>>339976518
I fucking hate those rooty tooty point n shooty things, they're in 90% of new star wars sets as blasters
>>339976518
>shoot one of those green studs
>lose it forever
>masks for hands
that was so cool as a kid
>>339976603
Its not G1 levels, but its several hundred leagues better than it was during 2015 in terms of worldbuilding and lore and stuff.
>>339976518
>hey, let's put spikes on EVERYTHING
>and make antlers have antlers
>>339976679
Nobody likes your second Lightning anymore Greg
>>339976679
>manlet and his retarded spider
>>339974776
Had that exact model, also thanks for reminding me of Lego Racers 2.
>>339976814
goddamn that entire lower body is a travesty.
>>339976603
The old lore was deep as fuck m8
No idea about this one
>>339976679
>the most powerful mask was wielded by nigger who had no idea how to use it
>and then by a Mary Sue-ish wannabe Toa
>>339976630
those were so cool. I miss the old lego
>>339976661
They're robots, they don't have to bite. Or maybe they do have mouths, but only the lower teeth are visible when the mouth is closed, like a bulldog.
>>339976471
What >>339976589 said, and they didn't have purpose-built pieces for everything. Sure there were some specially-molded parts but they could still be used for something new.
>>339976679
>balding faggot rides a crab
good shit
>>339976814
>had that and takanuva plus bike
>had fucking everything from the movie
>only small bag of shit remained
I regret not taking care of my shit
>>339976814
>tfw I owned this
>tfw cousin threw it in a lake
fuck you Kyle
>>339976518
Is that Sen's Fortress in the background?
>>339976569
Wasn't that the set where you got like a board game that you could add more things to it?
>>339975990
It's an original build, of course it's pretty cool
>>339976931
>They're robots, they don't have to bite
then what's the point of teeth anon
anyway, I always wondered if they were all robots or of they well organic in some way. I don't know anything about bionicle lore but the 'bio' part is pretty suggestive
>>339976985
It's just plastic, go get some scuba gear and find it.
>This was proposed by someone
>It got actual support
>It was actually made officially
Lego Ideas was a mistake
>love build shit
>in toy isle with friend
>hot wheels continue to make awesome cars
>lego sets pretty awesome too, yet still expensive
>cannot get into them again due to peers' view
You have no idea how much I want to embrace my inner self and simply not give a fuck. I want to be happy again.
What should I do with my box of Bionicles that my siblings and I shared?
We must've bought the entire set of these >>339973414 along with a few others from a different generation.
Most are probably missing or in pieces, but plenty of them still hold up fine.
>>339977002
>sen's invented pendulum traps
>>339976959
>tfw never could find Takanuva on bike anywhere
This was my fucking favourite Toa and my favourite set of legos ever.
Why would you make him limited edition
>>339977025
yup
>>339974839
THICK
>>339976814
His name is Teridax
>>339977046
>>339976569
I had the Everest and I think an Aztec based one too, good shit.
>>339975627
There is an animated bionicle show?
Aqua sets were THE shit
>>339977108
Yeah, and giant bouldersthe architecture looks similar, fuck you
>he sold his bionicle comics
>>339972720
holy shit the face is a man
>>339976051
>bought this when it came out
Now I wish I had the Starwars Ultimate Collectors sets from the early 2000s, mainly the Star Destroyer
>>339977069
>Lego Ideas was a mistake
Enjoy the next hour:
http://worstoflegoideas.tumblr.com/archive
>>339977179
On Netflix
It's G2 Bionicle
>>339977030
Is this fucking ares 90
>his knife
What did he mean by this
>>339977189
>If anyone needs me I'll be in the Angry Dome
>tfw your parents loved you
>2016 toa nuva all have JUST hair
>>339977246
Does /toy/ have threads like these similar to Miiverse threads?
>>339972471
Toa Nuva best, fight me faggot.
>>339977210
Why? Are they worth something now?
>I didn't cherish and preserve his lego figurines
childhood fun and memories... wasted...
>tfw grandfather knew i obsessed with bionicle when i was young so he bought me some wierd box with a cd that had 5 soundtracks on them that for some reason had the bionicle brand on them as well as pic related
>traded it away to a friend for about 20 of the original Matoran from the McDonalds promotion
I still don't know who walked away a winner from that deal.
>>339973206
>>339973223
>>339974290
HELL YEAH MOTHERFUCKER
god i had so many of these
>combining flare, spark, and blaster to create dynamo
so fucking satisfying
>>339973825
Who gave Nezha tits?
>>339976101
>posting space marine Tahu
>posting an incorrectly built space marine Tahu
>not posting golden phoenix king Tahu
>>339977094
take a day off and relieve your past
I did that recently and took all my bionicles out of the basement and just build shit all day
most of it was horrible but fuck me if I didn't enjoy it
>>339977069
Who is this actually meant for
>>339977348
>transparent pieces
Those are always the first to break.
>>339976101
Did you put that breastpiece upside down by accident?
>>339974172
is that motherfucking guyver
>>339977348
>>339976325
Too bad the gameplay is atrocious
>>339975881
Bohroks were the tightest shit my man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oh0fAYYNAWc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBnKLEKgjSE
>>339975632
I still remember getting the giant ufo from this set for Xmas, it was so awesome. I remember that toy in particular but barely remember anything else I got when I was young, I wonder why.
>>339977069
Unfortunately I'd imagine this made sold really well.Models aren't awful but it looks nothing like their apartment
>>339977219
>>339974290
really wanted white one when I was a kid, never got it ;_;
>>339975903
I got cruiser for my birthday, it's pretty cool :)
>>339977406
Yooooooo, I had that same box. I don't even remember how I got it.
Mine only had 1 CD and a deck of trading cards.
>>339976185
Ah man, I remember that game on lego.com that let you walk around that place and help with the movies or something like that.
>>339977348
Pointless gradient aside, the only thing I don't like about this is the torso. If I ever regress into the Bionicle phase of my life, I'd probably mix the newer limbs with one of the older torsos.
ORANGE
TRANSPARENT
CHAINSAW
>>339971581
I remember playing pic related a lot when I was a kid. The game is shit, but I loved it because I was a huge Bionicle fan.
>>339977458
They redesigned all the ball socket pieces for Hero Factory, they are basically indestructible now.
![001[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kTiWLQa.jpg "001[1].jpg")
Did other countries also have an audio play on cassette that came with one of the Lego Adventures set?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipqazeTJoto
That shit gave me the creeps as a kid.
>>339973853
Sucks that they accidentally deleted the archive, i wanted to look at my old shitty posts
>>339977580
I never did get that coffee
The controls were really weird
>>339976254
That's a video camera? The fuck I thought it was a space gun it has a scope and everything
>>339977467fuck. i didn't even notice that. my bad, i'm retarded
>>339977440
>space marine Tahu
>>339977604
that exact feel
>>339977246
http://worstoflegoideas.tumblr.com/post/144902015472/a-lego-rendering-of-the-fantasmagorical-fuel
This one is dope as hell, fuck right the fuck off
Sup fags
>>339977613
>friend had that set
>stole the scorpion because fuck you chris you're fat
>enjoyed new lego scorpion to play with
>>339975453
They still use the robot's little arms in lots of sets so I'm always reminded of them.
>>339977580
that was the tits
fuck the stunts though
>>339977640
There's a little piece you attach that had a video tape graphic.
It was used as both depending on what set or whatever you want, it's lego nigga
>>339977683
kek
that actually looks pretty rad
>>339976679
>tfw actually saved up month after month and forked over 1k slavbucks for this as a kid
I had a blast building it and messing aroud with it. Now I can't even remember this guy's name. That chain-leash was neat as fuck though.
>>339976567
>>339976746
Nostalgia overload lads, I don't think I'm capable of handling these feels.
>>339977683
9.5/10 he shouldve used the original lego skull, new one looks shitty
>seeing sets you remember wanting but never got in these threads
>>339977406
Considering you have enough Matoran to make a village of these little guys, I think it's pretty obvious.
>This line is still going on
>>339977702
>chitty chitty bang bang lego
Would fucking love but that model looks nothing like it
>>339977920
bricklink.com
>>339977613
Oh God my childhood is flooding back to me, the 90s for Legos was so boss. When I go home to visit I gotta steal my big tub of mixed Legos back with me that's still at my parent's house
>this thread
I love you all
>>339977260
>mfw trying to watch an episode
Well that's just disgustingly bad.
I hate how they always made the toa act like a bunch of "totally radical" teenagers after the first movie.
The first movie was shite, no doubt, but at least the toa were a bit more mature than a bunch of teenaged guys (and a gal).
>>339976518
First thing that came to mind, honestly.
Also
>ugly ass printed breastplate
why
http://www.lego.com/en-us/aboutus/news-room/2015/june/sustainable-materials-centre
Which of the more recent Bionicle sets should I buy if I want to get into the new shit?
>>339977920
>knowing deep down the creative spark you had as a kid is gone and you'll never be able to imagine creations like you once used to
>>339977920
>seeing sets you owned, mistreated, and don't know where they are anymore
I'm a monster
>>339978057
The worst part of the new building system is the reliance on prints, something never needed in the old sets.
The fact that they look EXACTLY the same in the netflix series makes it even worse.
Who else had the misfortune of playing this shit?It was one of those games I knew was shit but loved anyway
>>339977920
Isn't it supposed to go around in a spiral?
Like starting from the smallest squares it goes down, left, up, left, down
I don't know, man. It doesn't feel right.
>>339978007
>best thread on /v/ right now isn't vidya at all
I hate this board so much. But I love this thread more than any /v/ thread i've been in the past month
Nostalgia is a great drug
>>339971581
>there will never be a Bionicle RPG using the humongous amount of Bionicle lore
>>339978117
Umarak, whichever of the "Uniter" Toa you think look best, and their corresponding elemental creatures.
>>339975881
They were so great. The guys that followed were also pretty neat, I played with bionicles way longer than I probably should have but fuck it.
The best ones were made when you combined your bionicles. The big thing that these dudes made was ridiculous
>>339975929
>no turret
ahaha holy shit
>>339977486
>G1 never got a cartoon
>>339977604
The music in that game was really good. Fits Bionicle perfectly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnblCk2dkjU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaBLZpn0Sjo
>>339978138
I once made a four legged walking robot from knex with a motor from scratch. I felt so awesome.
>>339978117
I haven't picked him up but I really like the look of >>339976518
>>339975641
This is such a perfect little set. Just looking at it makes me content.
>old nostalgic sets
>new custom builds
Never too old for some fucking LEGO
>tfw mom bought me this
Thinking about it almost makes me care about her again
Who here Dragons?
>>339973825androids are my fetish
