I don't give a fuck if you hate them or not, but they have a great idea.
https://www.reddit.com/r/darksouls/comments/4mgpom/100000_subscribers_and_dark_souls_1_global/
Let's do this shit!
I don't want to play with redditors
trying this hard to save a dead game
cute
>included all platforms
>no Nintendo mentioned
>>339922534
>>339922576
Being consistently cynical and shitty about anything that comes up to you makes you look like an edgy underaged sad little guy. I genuinely hope you people will find someone to help you get out of your sadness and misery, I truly do.
>>339922576
Still not as dead as Battleborn (which couldn't even make the list).
>>339922402
I'll be there.
>"I can't afford Dark Souls 3"
>>339922669
spoken like a true redditor my good sir
HOLY SHIT THEY JUST INVENTED DIABLO LADDER RESET
DaS1 is still active as fuck anyway, why bother
>>339922669
le upboat! *raises spork*
>he doesn't want to take advantage of the honorfag tendencies practically every idiot who browses Reddit doubtlessly has by running up and backstabbing them when they try to bow
You faggots must really hate fun.
>>339922402
Well shit, I literally just started replaying this game since an hour ago. That's nice I guess
>>339923125
Any tips on making an over powered bullshit pvp character
>>339923263
>dark souls 1
cheatengine
>>339923263
Try not to level up, advance ahead and get pyromancy, level the shit out of your pyromancy hand.
>>339923125
people like you are worse than stalin
>>339923125
Why are there so many edge lords are this site
>I have a fully-geared lvl1 Darkwraith
>>339922669
the saddest thing is, nobody said they were sad. you just think you know they are. which only tells everyone that you are projecting yourself. literally bared yourself while trying to humiliate others. double whammy.
>>339923158
>Nice
>Getting invaded by reddit
>Le audible ebin memes
>Nice
>>339922534
>Thinks he is somehow different because he is part of the elite anonymous 4chan community
>>339923345
>Level up pyromancy first playthrough
>It's too slow too hit anything
For what purpose
>>339922534
Then make a lvl 1 dickwraith and have fun in burg/parish
>incandescent sunbro
lel
>>339923460
PvP
>>339923125
>attacking during the bow
You disgust me.
I'd rather play with mongoloids.
Fuck these people. The licence is killed anyway. I'll never buy a souls game ever again.
The fanbase turned to shit with the PC release and the games turned into shitty cash cows.
>>339922402
Don't want to play with a bunch of reddit faggots. 99% of them will be playing ebin meme builds like sunbro cosplay or le giantdad.
>Yfw you already have a darkwraith ready.
Fuck off.
>>339923263
giantdad is pretty much the most optimised build
I fucking hate sewers
>>339923362
>>339923369
>>339923535
>muh honor
>>339923541
You won't be missed.
>>339923535
>muh honor
K E K
now i'm not enough of a faggot to take a cheap hit during your cringeworthy bowing, but i used to love running up and kicking you honorfags out of your bows during duels. that tryhard roleplay shit is pathetic, just start the fucking fight.
>>339923369
Fuck off Redditor.
Guess it's time to load up my SL1 Chaos Battleaxe dragon character.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyA8odjCzZ4
>>339923597
>>339923528
Ok. Got it
>>339922402
Good luck finding anyone to play dead trash games everyone forgot about even the day it released
>all these fucking redditors itt
Go back to voting for Sanders and being shit at games.
>>339923642
>>339923669
The best thing about fair fights is that when you win they know that even though they gave their best, it was still not enough.
But sure, kids, have fun your own way and explain it however you wish.
Wow, can't wait for all those gravelord swords 15 minutes in.
>All these edgy faggots
Go back to /pol/ you honorless scumbags.
>>339923916
>animu poster
What a surprise.
>>339923916
Souls fanbase is nothing but people who are shit at games so you guys should get along
>>339923925
m8 i have nothing against fair fights, i just think bowing is a waste of time and only fedora tipping redditfags who think it's important to be le gentlemanly in a fucking video game give a shit if you violate their little honor code
>>339923925
It's just for fucking around. A few have done it to me
But I don't even get nodes when I start the game.
>>339923961
Cry all you want, it's not going to stop my hornet ring crystal DGA from tearing your asshole asunder when you go for your little meme bow.
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10393297/r
Wow, i can't wait to backstab kill 19 Redditors
The game is truly back.
>>339923748
No matter what anybody says, this is still one of the most memorable and enjoyable videos I've ever seen. I never get tired of it.
>>339922402
>dark souls 1
Eww
>>339923959
>everyone has BKS with Elite knight armor and grass crest
sounds fun.
>>339924097
>19 fucking people
There's no reason to play if I can only mess with 19 fucking people.
>>339922402
time to load up the old low sl invasion build
fuck off newfag redditor!
do i fit in yet guys? :D
I only bow if the other person bows, because I'll be damned before I literally present my ass before a backstab.
However, if the other person bows, I will as well, I won't run up and backstab.
I don't give a shit what honor code anyone else abides by, because I'm not an idiot who puts myself at a disadvantage with one.
>>339924205
That's about all the people that buy shitty From games though
>>339924205
It's even 19 for all platforms.
So if you play on PS3 you get like 3-4 additional players.
>>339924318
kys
>>339922402
At least I know a good time to invade all the reddit fagits on dark souls 3
>>339923372
>mfw I have this in mind too
>Redditfags softbanned from DS3 by hackers
>need to go back to DS1
>XDDD LE SUNBRO SO EPIC LMAO
fuck off reddit
Can't wait to meet this guy x10 times
Last month the multiplayer didn't work on PC. Do they now?
>>339924912
Yeah. It works again
Where are all the dank memes?
>>339922819
Get over yourself you fucking pleb, you're probably a newfag unironically thinking you're hardcore for going to this open-gate community
Dung pies in the parish are a good idea since you dont get healing items for toxic until later
>>339922402
tfw online mode literally doesn't work for me on ds1 anymore. Anybody know why?
I used CE to change my build a little, could that have been it? I heard the game doesn't have soft bans though
>>339922669
You should truly kill yourself
>>339924318
You fit in the graveyard you piece of shit
>>339922576
>dead
the game is 5 years old and still gets about 3k players active at once sometimes
the thing killing this game is the fucking connectivity
>>339925523
Dunnig. Have you got the mod that shows your nodes? Maybe you don't have any, they take a while to load in. On this site there is a program that gives you pretty much instant nodes, I just used it today and they came almost instantly.
>>339926539
I just saw it, i'll look into it. if this is a common issue on PC then that's a bit of a relief
>>339926734
>>339926539
I forgot to post the second program, sorry.
http://wulf2k.ca/
Threads like these are the best, like clockwork I just like to see all the hardcore anime-poster antagonizers. You'd figure a website was a religion.
I'll just host on my 121 havelmom BKGA and make 90% of you fags ragequit and go back to overwatch because you can't whiff punish to save your fucking life
Looks like I have to dust out my twinked lvl 1 dickwraith and start terrorizing Parish again
>>339926214
If you added every game From has made by online players it would still have less than Rome 2 total war lol
It's been so long since I helped someone beat Bell Gargoyles. I've waited and waited but they never came, even when the bells started ringing again.
I look forward to it, not so much for being a Reddit event but an event for the best Dark Souls.
>>339923541
Write a book about that butthurt.
I'm trying to do the four kings now, and this is some bullshit.
When I was killing the third king, he suddenly started running away. He kept flying backwards, faster than I could run and then the fourth king spawned and they started spamming magic missiles :|
First time I've ever seen them just start retreating.
>>339922402
sounds like a bunch of people that can't get good and need sunbros to help them beat the game
>>339927698
Use fire
>>339927108
and?
>>339922402
If I'm not working at all I'll be down for that. Sounds fun
>>339926941
I know what you mean. The fanboyism is so fucking strong its unbelievable.
>>339922402
>>339928162
I don't think you read his post right.
I wish i could nuke reddit, and kill every single user of that website.
>>339928637
why? they'd just come here and pollute other sites. better just keep it as contaminent site
>>339928637
>>339928909
didn't read the part about killing, I'm retarded
>>339922402
F
U
C
K
O
F
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>>339928637
>kill every single user of that website
but anon, that means killing all of /v/
>>339922402
I know what i'm going to do.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5rRZdiu1UE
>>339922402
The one time dark souls will be fucking alive and I'll be in France.
>>339929130
and nothing was lost
>>339922402
>implying you're not just from Reddit
No need to hide it dude, besides the community is fairly active anyway. I replay it on 360 every now and then and still get invaded all the time.
no thanks, theres nothing left in dark souls 1.
all cheevos done.
all builds explored.
every weapon type mastered.
every glitch, every shortcut, even an amateur speedrun done.
i hate to say it, but dark souls 2 holds up better than both 1 and 3.
miyasaki is a hack
>>339929767
forgot to mention that this invite reddit made will only provoke hackers.
good luck having "fun"
>>339928449
Pretty sure he meant that faggots with their meme war against reddit will shit on anything everytime. Which is whats going in here.
>>339929767
I've read this exact same post in a DeS general some years back, where a new item glitch was discovered (some duplication)
>>339930017
funny, since i dont have a ps3 and have never played demons souls, but i would love to since its a souls i havent played.
is it true that the servers have been taken down?
>>339930093
I guess, but i couldn't tell you. It's not like i discovered any player in my last playtrhgouh 1,5 years ago. That was the European Edition.
Dunno if Murrican Servers may work.
>>339930282
>>339930093
American servers are up. Euro as well probably.
>>339922791
I really can't even leave darksouls 1. DS3 just seems so...artificial. Guess I'd have to afford it
>>339923748
THE LEGEND NEVER DIES
>>339922402
Kill yourself
>>339922402
>DS1
I mean, it sounds neat, but man, even going back after DS2, everything felt really clunky and awkward. Going back after 3's gonna be a nightmare.
Great idea. I only wish I hadn't played through the game again a while ago.
>people are actually freaking out about the Reddit thing
You know if it was a /v/-hosted thing it probably wouldn't be very successful, right? I mostly understand why it's necessary to talk the shit about Reddit in general, but that shouldn't apply in this case.
>>339931625
reddit's not that bad a site, just filled with a lot of normies
who think any image is called a meme.
I've grown past my annoyance and can use the site for what it is.
>>339931294
>>339931864
The problem with reddit is kid moderators and hugbox rules together with upvotes.
What build should I do for this guys, pvp or co-op doesn't matter.
Greatsword, BKS?
Halberd, Great Scythe/BKG?
Katana, Uchi/Iaito?
Straight Sword, Cheat Engine in a Silver Knight Straight Sword?
>>339931625
It's probably been said a billion times before, but some of the smaller subreddits can be alright since anyone who specializes in something is more likely to set up an el reddito account and hang out in the subreddit than post here
God have mercy on those bigger ones though, one of the defaults is fucking twoxchromosome
I guess this is relevant
>>339932525
rolling, if its not something i will find interesting im not doing it
>>339923916
>>339932525
>binoculars
>you know damn well why
I don't get it.
>>339932525
thanks for ruining the thread
also rolling
>>339932804
>ruining the thread
The thread was already ruined
>>339932525
roll + irrelevant words because the system thinks my post is spam
>right when i'm only 2/3 on my current shield only run
>from also fucked up everything so you have to use CFM to play online
>>339932772
You know why
>>339933013
It's easy to get the binoculars as a non starting gift WAY before you get there though.
>>339932804
>thief
>binoculars
>fist weapons
>pyromancy
>darkwraith
>>339933013
1/3
Guess I'll actually roll, though I'm probably just going to do whatever
I love Reddit! The narwhal Bacon's at midnight, amirite? xD
>>339933189
>>339933386
>>339933189
Is that a man?
If you're bowing or doing useless stuff out of routine, then you aren't respecting your role as environmental invader hazard, or a world host with the interest of survival and progression.
And don't be one of those "but I play it for the PvP first and foremost so the above roles don't matter to me xD" faggots.
>>339932525
doin' it
>>339923125
Why do you have a picture of Sean?
>>339922669
le underaged!!!11
- kotaku editor and chief, redditor ramsley at your service 20xx [current year]
>>339928078
so*
it's so*
you swedish retard
>>339933460
>>339933386
>>339933189
Where are these from? They're nice.
>>339933828
It means the exact same thing either way in that context you autist.
>>339932525
See what I get
>>339922402
>WE DID IT REDDIT
Post some good low SL Dickwraith builds.
http://mmdks.com/87sk
But I've been playing DaS on the 360 for like 2 weeks now and I've never had an issue summoning or invading. It's still alive. Now reddit is just going to take credit for it.
speaking of dark souls 1
why the fuck is there no mega mule for dark souls 2 and 3 yet? i hate farming so goddamn much. and it made pvp builds so much easier.
PS3 is already active as fuck
>>339934259
I don't like mm.
>>339934223
http://darksoulsbuilds.imgur.com/all/
>>339934340
how so friend?
>>339923748
Afro is my Husbando
>>339922669
>don't be cynical
where do you think you are?
>>339932525
woop woop
>>339933828
fuck you're stupid
>>339928435
jej
>>339934464
I like playing the game.
>>339932525
here we go
>>339922402
>4chan vs reddit
oh boy
>>339922669
Dark Souls is a bad game though.
>>339932525
heh
>>339933832
Not really sure, but someone probably was poking through some of the unused animations in some other program, probably the one at the top left. It's sad that these kind of animations and lip sync to the dialog didn't make it into the final game.
Have my SL10 invasion build /v/, it has served me well in the parish over the years.
http://mmdks.com/87so
>>339935293
i too like playing the game, but my mega mule is purely for pvp. it just helps lessen time.
>>339933701
Motherfucker is Canada rich
>sunbros
No thanks
>>339923263
Chaos weapon + lots of humanity
>>339932525
Let's go boys
>>339933013
5 God damn years later and these lazy fucks still haven't been able to make the mouths move.
I bully in the Depths with this monstrosity
http://mmdks.com/87sr
>>339923263
pyromancy
chaos weapons
lightning weapons
SL10 is a good cap because you can get some weapon variety and still invade a shit ton of new players
>>339932525
Okay hit me.
>>339923975
Isn't it easy as shit to cheat in DS1 and not get caught?
>>339938964
>more self-hating weeb shit
>>339924626
>softbanned from ds3 by hackers
Huh? Tell me more.
>>339932525
might b cool
>>339939156
People cheated to give other players more souls than they could have resulting into the game banning them from normal MP
One of those cheaters got into reddits Dark Souls lobby and banned a big part of it.
>>339924020
Nobody takes bowing as some sort of gentlemanly act. Its the "glhf, I won't run away and summon 2 phantoms mid fight" of dark souls.
>>339939120
????
>>339922402
Reddit aside, this is actually a great idea
>>339932525
rell
>>339923916
But reddit loves trump you fucking idiot
https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald
>>339940590
Deprived, miracle only, forest hunter with the master key.
Jesus christ.
Can we have a Global Dickwraith day?
Everyone on 4chan just go unlock darkwraiths, complete the game, and max gear, between now and june the 9th, then on june the 10th everyone invade like fuck in every area in the game.
That's the best way we can exploit this.
>>339923446
Is this you senpai?
>>339922402
Fucking desucon starts at the same time.
>it would be a dumb Soulsfag from Reddit that copy and pastes his shitty "event"
How about you fuck off?
>>>/reddit/
>>339922669
>im a special snowflake!
>>339941813minus the trip
>>339932525
Rollin? Rollin.
>>339941813
im guessing a triggered tripfag created that comic so that he can feel unique
>>339932525
Sure why not, was meaning to replay soon anyway and couldn't decide what to use
>>339942374
Jesus christ, you think newfag?
>>339932525
>what i get is shit
>>339933545
You a nigga
>>339932525
>>339942446
Fuck that's pretty much exactly what i did first time, rerolling for something more interesting
>>339941813
Via 9gag
>>339922402
I CAN'T DO THIS YOU ASSHOLES! MY MONITOR IS 70Hz
>>339932525
gimmie some ideas
>>339922669
We're not cynical. We just value taste more.
>>339942507
Sorry senpai. Im kinda forgetful
>>339933832
looks like it's from dark souls, not sure though
>>339942721
you can't start a new game cause your monitor is 70hz?
>>339932525
Sure why not
>>339940741
>a section of reddit called the_donald loves donald trump
who would've guessed it?
Seeing a lot of honorfags ITT.
Bowing is literally begging for me to shoot your in the face with my greatbow, and I will do it every time. Not sure why nobody cancels their gesture animation to dodge and just takes the spear in the face, but shits funny as hell.
>>339932525
I guess let's see
>>339922402
unfortunately you can't coop with anyone and never get invaded, regardless of activity, unless you level up your character and I don't like doing that.
>>339932525
Lets try this.
>>339922664
made me chuckle
Shit, i was thinking about replaying DS1
I'd better play before the 10th to avoid the influx of subhuman ledditors
>>339941813
>no 45 degree watermark
This can be ignored.
>>339922402
>loaned ps3 copy of dark souls 1 to friend, was my introduction to souls series
>he moved outta town with my copy in tow
Guess I gotta buy this shit on steam now
>all these people starting new characters NOW
can't you read? Next weekend, chump.
Oh boy, can't wait to replay the game with redditors. Imagine all the memes, just imagine the epic super funny messages to upboat!
Even though I think Reddit is as bland as mozzarella, i'll still play the game for the fact that it's the only game I've been playing for the past few months, and I haven't even been invaded by someone other than Kirk.
>>339932525
make it spicy
>>339943343
Besides "amazing chest ahead" there aren't really too many ebin messages you can do in DaS1.
>>339943674
"Caution: Charmer Ahead" in front of the undead parish blacksmith fuckin kek'd my shit up
>>339932525
>4chan thinks your post is spam
Go away hiroshimoot, I'm trying to roll here.
>>339932525
Fine you fucker.
>>339922534
Jesus christ, you and anyone else with the same mentality should off yourselves now.
You likely played with normies + redditors the majority of the fucking time, just because they don't announce themselves as being from reddit doesn't mean they weren't.
You will find some cringe worthy memesters (just like 4chan players) and find regular decent players who are looking to have some fun. You fat elitist fuck, i hope you choke on a fucking cheeto because you decided to be a cool ebin 4chan meme master and not play with le reddit army. Watch your fucking anime instead whilst crying about your lonely life.
At least you kept your 4chan integrity.
>>339934259
Is there any for bloodborne? I'd really like to make a bloodtinge character but all the good weapons are at the end of the game and I really don't care for ng+.
>>339932525
ds1 is better than 2 and 3
>>339923369
4chan is their only means of validation. Doing anything to look cool to you guys is the only way they can feel cool.
>>339932525
I still have achievements to do anyway
/r/-ing build pictures.
I used to have one that was a black iron thief build that worked really well, if anyone can post it I'd love you so much.
>>339923748
I can watch this once a day and never get tired of it.
>>339922669
>cynical
>edgy
>sad
>sadness
>misery
Go back to lereddit.
>>339932525
stop pamming
>>339922534
Anyone who posts against this post is a reddit scumbag
>>339932525
Rollerino
>>339932525
henry rollins
>>339944631
The nice thing is, a handful of triggered redditors are replying to him
get out your chaos weapons and your level 1 twinks boys
Tell me what build I should use in Dark Souls 2 invasions for maximum butthurt. I got 6 days to prepare it.
>>339932525
rolliiii
>>339933013
I bet they took this out cause of language and lip syncing
why is the fextralife wiki so fucking shit
>>339946865
Fans cant into proper wiki management
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqRoWndbvbs
It's time to do this again.
>>339946650
>cause of language and lip syncing
Is there any other dub other than the original English one?
