Fuck this fucking bird holy fuck what the fuck were they thinking when they made this boss.
![Only_the_dead_can_know_peace_from_this_evil[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/anmMFI6.jpg "Only_the_dead_can_know_peace_from_this_evil[1].jpg")
>Enter the battle
>She uses her first spellcard
These cleansing flares, man.
The fight is fun.
>>339921932
Maybe you should try proceeding withCAUTION
>>339921932
what game is this?
>>339923180
toe hoe
what were they thinking when they made this boss's last spellcard
>>339923180
Going Underground by The Jam
>>339921932
Don't worry, once you get used a bit to her she becomes one the easiest finalboss.
The first and third nonspells are just a matter of standing still in the right spot. During the third spell, there's a horizontal line that is safe from the stars. The fourth spell gets cheesed hard by bombs, since the bullets take a while to appear.
Go get em champ
>>339923517
Pristine Danmaku Hell or the bonus ones? I'm still stuck on the former. I still haven't seen the fourth phase.
>>339923992
this shit right there
https://youtu.be/iiNWOGonZF4?t=32m27s
this spellcard is like ten times harder than anything the game ever throws at you
Maybe one of these days I'll get past Rin and actually manage to reach Utsuho.
I can handle everything up to that point just fine, but she murders me every single time.
>>339924354
>mfw I always need atleast a bomb or 2 to get through that attack
>>339925773
>mfw I thought a no bomb run was a good idea
>>339925902
>mfw I have little problem playing the game on plotdevice until I reach Clownpiece where I need to bomb for even the first 2 non spells
>he doesn't know true pain
>>339926095
No pain?
I finished Shoot the Bullet and Double Spoiler, every scene of every day
SA is where this game died UFO,TD,and LoLK were all Shit,DDC was good tho
>>339926276
![[X] Give up.png](https://i.imgur.com/OAWCmyi.jpg "[X] Give up.png")
>>339926245
Nah, TRUE pain.
>>339926703
ISC with items is so much easier than StB andnDS
>>339925996
How come no one made a retranslation of IN yet?
>>339921932
But Okuu is easier than Orin, if you get to her you're already good enough since you got past the zombie fairy bullshit.
>>339926825
That's why I'm talking about no-item
>>339926934
What's wrong with thcrap?
>>339927051
Just dodge and don't get hit
You can do it
>>339926245
Now finish IS without cheating
>>339927051
Imperishable Night wasn't done with thcrap. It was done by some guy who butchered the translation.
>>339927136
After you win lunatic legacy LoLK , no miss no bomb, pacifist
>>339927121
I already did! That strategy worked out. Eventually.
>>339927489
Hey
You're pretty good
>>339926276
I'm sick of parroting newfags. SA also created a huge shitposting on how retarded everything looked back then, and so did MoF with zombie looking stuff and continuous Sanae bashing on how ZUN ran out of ideas and shit.
>>339924354
I fucking hate that card that shoots curved lasers, really, its fucking worse than the last spellcard
>here, have some curvy lasers to make you feel dizzy
>oh you dodged it, here is one from behind, reado to backstab your ass
Anyone up for some PoFV? I can host with adonis2.
>>339927230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUknSGEaldg
Close enough.
>>339927121
10-4
>>339921932
She's the easiest final boss in the series (after Miko), how bad are you at this game?
>>339927874
Yeah, it's stupid.
There's a spot in the curve of the first laser that keeps you safe from its return. However, it might not be safe from the incoming second laser. It's literally up to the RNG.
>>339928069
Trigger warning
>>339928407
Holy shit, which character does that spell card belong to?
>>339928490
Oh right, there's only a white blob where she should be. It's Remilia's, in Impossible Spellcard : 10-4, like anon said.
>>339921932
>that final spell card where she starts sucking you in
I was not fucking ready for that shit. Probably one of the most fun, intense fights I ever had in touhou, althoughI had to do it on easy, I've 1cc'd multiple 2hus on normal but SA is fucking impossible.
>>339929848
Since when did Touhou let you finish the game on easy?
>>339929994
Since SA, I guess? Come to think of it, it does seem odd, but there's no way it was on normal. I can't even get up to the fire cat girl on normal.
>>339929848
Every time I think about this spellcard, there's Bob Page yelling in my head.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h20YijWu5Og
Clemps I know you're here. Make another fucking Touhou voiceover already.
>None of you shitters will ever train under the guiding hand of a master STG master such as myself.
Lads, why do you even continue living at this point? Give up and log out of life already.
https://a.pomf.cat/gooewh.mp4
Top this already so I can get off my lazy ass and record one of my better replays on pomf.
>>339931056
You posted this shit months ago.
If you are so good then why can't you beat shit outside UFO practice mode?
>>339931548
>he fell for MaZe's bait again
oh boy it's like you want him to post his world record you fucking idiot
you're either a newfag or a him samefagging.
>>339931764
Hello MaZE, why are you pretending to not be you?
>>339931894
The gig is up MaZe, I know it's you falseflagging.
Who is MaZe
>>339932048
Best shmup player in the West.
>>339932048
A faggot that never got gud
>>339932048
He has a few world records and likes to shitpost a lot.
>>339932135
>>339932163
>>339932212
Alright cool
>>339932048
>no ctrl key to skip dialogue
>no esc key to pause or stop
>>339932048
This reminds me.
Will ZUN EVER let us change the fucking key layout?
>>339932318
You can do that if you plug in an external input device
>>339931056
Can you fuck off to another thread and leave us to have one thread without you derailing it you fuck nugget?
>>339932365
But I want to use my fucking keyboard
>>339932473
Plug a keyboard in
>>339932528
>>339932567
>>339925996
>someone saved my screenshot
I'm happy
>>339933032
I really liked the image
>>339932048
Charismatic King of STG's & Platformers.
>>339931548
Literal who, please. I have more achievements in Touhou than you have 1cc's.
>>339932386
Depends. Will one of you get good so me and my IRC buddies can stop laughing at just how bad everybody in these threads are at STG's?
Will these threads ever stop being MoTK-tier secondary garbage?
I'm a secondary and completely proud of it, desu.
>>339933147
>>339933234No you're not
>>339933234
That's cute anon. It's true, secondaries like you are completely necessary. Who else would us primaries get to kek at? While we're easily breezing through the games without dying or bombing, you are struggling on normal mode to get a 1cc despite bombing every time a bullet comes even remotely close to you.
Keep up the good work!
>>339933614
>playing the games
Maybe you should get a life you fucking nerd
What does make you a primary/secondary?I started playing EoSD because I liked the idea of dodging stuff while hearing good music and because Clownpiece was from this series so I would eventually run into her
Now I have cleared EoSD and PCB, love Yuyuko and going to clear IN as soon as I gitgud enough
>>339933869
>not playing the games to gather dank memes
My keks have transcended to the 5th dimension
>>339933869
Oh great it's the Futo fuck.
>>339933869
Touché
>>339933990
>what makes me a primary
I play the games
>tfw have no motivation to get off my ass and play touhou more
fuck man I just started playing these games last month but I can't motivate myself to go for that 1cc
>>339933990
>What does make you a primary
You need to bitch about secondaries on /v/
>>339934171
ZUN gives you a bloeyjoey for every 1cc you get
This should be enough motivation
>>339933990
Lunatic 1cc no death no bomb every game
>That Futo Guy
>>339933990
You have the lovely Flan-chan to thank (yet again) for me being here to grace these threads with my presence.
I got into Touhou in the most secondary, cliche way of all. Via Flandre and her theme.I only got into this shit after TD had already been out for a few months too.
It just so happened that my skill in just about every other game genre leaked into STG's too.
Feels good being the best at everything lmao.
>>339934460
What's wrong anon?
>>339934537
>I only got into this shit after TD had already been out for a few months too.
Calling bullshit on that.
So I looked up this MaZe guy and he only has 1 world record.I mean that's fantastic but there still a long way to go.
He isn't even the top scoring player according to this,the other guys scores are higher than his,so I don't even know if it counts as a world record or a top 5.
>>339934537
I remember you shitposting in /jp/ far before TD came out
>>339934619
>>339934619
Futo is the worst stage 5 boss
>>339934775
>He isn't even the top scoring player according to this
Please do not discuss scoring if you do not know what you are talking about.
>>339934886
>>339934971
That would be Shou
>>339935329
Shou is an actual challange
>>339934832
>>339934678
And just what are you faggots insinuating this time?
>>339935329
>>339935073
But see,here's the problem,if he was the TOP scoring player,he would be first,as in the top,but he is the third best in the scores.
Does that really count as a world record?
There can be only one world record and once that record is broken,it get replaced by a new one.
Sure it's the third best in the world,which is amazing,but its the THIRD,not first.
Simple logic.
>>339935457
Shou doesn't have a sick ass boat
>>339935818
Characters don't have the same max score that they can get.
Youmu is the best score character in TD for example.
>>339935863
Futo doesnt have a glowing lamp thing
>>339935818
>he
You're literally talking to the one and only nigger.
>There can be only one world record
There is a world record for each character. This has how it has always been.
Besides, you do realize I got that WR after a mere month, right?
One of the IRC mods was asshurt with me for saying scoring was piss easy, and so he said if I didn't get a world record in a month, he'd ban me from the channel.
Long story short, I blew him the fuck out and got it in a month.He perma banned me anyway :^)
Rude tbqh.
facts:
UFO has the best art and the worst soundtrack out of all the windows games
MoF and SA's bomb system is garbage
DDC's resource system is garbage too
LoLK has the worst Extra
Nue is the worst design in the series
>>339936405
>He perma banned me anyway :^)
>>339936405
How does TD scoring even work anyway? Just hug the boss to get spirits?
>>339936447
>cirnofag
>incorrect opinions
Like cockwork
>>339936163
Aaaaahh,see now that makes sense.
I thought it was "Pick whatever character you like and just get a high-score".My mistake.
In that case congrats to the dude for getting a world record.He still a faggot though if he acts like this.
>>339936671
Posting Cirno doesn't make me a cirnofag
all those facts are correct
prove me wrong.
>>339934775
What happened to rg's world record?
>>339936574
If you wanted to be extremely vague, then you could say that.
Contrary to popular belief though, TD scoring is quite difficult. The routes are tight as fuck now and require a retarded amount of finesse to beat the current TD records.
Best way to spot an actual shitter is to see if they think TD scoring is easy.The scoring system in TD is shit though.
>>339936563
Fuck you mate, I liked that channel. It was the best place to idle with my fellow super players.
>>339935863
Lamest boat I've ever seen.I had to post this, I just love how she seems to crash into the wall.
>>339937075
Right, I forgot about the non-boss parts. I can see it now.
>>339937194
Forgot my pic.
>>339936405
That is seriously impressive. I mean, you're still an egotistical faggot but getting a WR in a month is ludicrous.
>He perma banned me anyway :^)
Can't say I blame him.
I haven't played any of the Touhou fighting games but I heard soku was good so I've installed soku and the english patch and I have no idea how to play this game
what moves do I have, how do I activate spellcards
when do I unlock Sakuya, I want to use za warudo
how do i git gud and no bomb touhou 15? game's lunatic is literally x10 any other game's lunatic
>>339937978
There's no good tutorial in-game
![57976b26ea1a06a21bf5f77b8ee3308e[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Usz1YiC.jpg "57976b26ea1a06a21bf5f77b8ee3308e[1].jpg")
>>339927920
A-Anyone?
>>339937978
There's a wiki for soku/SWR, check it out :
https://hisouten.koumakan.jp/wiki/Touhou_Hisoutensoku_Wiki
https://hisouten.koumakan.jp/wiki/Controls
As the title page says, you have to link both games to unlock Sakuya and friends. Also, Soku doesn't have a story mode for Sakuya ; SWR does however.
>Maze baiting newfags into his "WR" again
Never cease to amaze me.
>>339938251
Any spellcards causing you trouble in particularthat isn't Pristine Danmaku Hell? I might be able to help.
If you're talking about Legacy mode however, I might not be of much use, though I heard you can get a bazillions extra lives by grazing.
>>339938557
>Never cease to amaze me.
Me either, and I'm the one doing it top kek.
I just stroll into each thread, call everybody shit, and some shitter is guaranteed to bite. Easiest (You's) of my life.
I'm free to say this shit because everybody is retarded and will fall for it again later/tomorrow anyway lmao
>>339938391
Too far away from your place
Unless you enjoy slow-mo
>>339938817
epic
>>339939014
How do you know where she is?
>>339939110
>she
Fuck off.
>>339939110
>Remilia poster
>Plays PoFV
It's not rocket science, I recognize his posting back from soku threads
>>339939227
I'm flattened, but that's not me.
>>339939227
I'm pretty sure I didn't post much in soku threads. Or maybe I'm just using this picture too much. Sorry about that.
From EU btw.
CURVY
LASERS
>>339939739
Curvy lasers are easy to handle
>Hi, I am the hardest boss in the series.
Friendly reminder that if you disagree with this, you are wrong and best be prepared to post your perfect clear of her to prove otherwise.
>>339936447
>MoF and SA's bomb system is garbage
Y E S
E
S
>>339939546
>>339939550
Well I'm partially right though, the Remiposter I know was also from Europe and liked PoFV
>>339927489
>the bullets on that image are merging together and apart even as I look at them right now standing still
talk about optical illusionsThat said, I didn't really have exceptional trouble with no-dolling that card, the double tsukumogami star-note shit was far worse. No idea why that one in particular, either.
>>339939739
>when's aoe?
>>339940093
>hardest boss in the series
>Hecatia is literally in the same game
>>339940318
Oh fuck, I see it.
By no-dolling, you mean no-item or just using something else than the doll? If it's the former, you got some lightning-fast eyes.
what is STG ?
What's wrong with Utsuho? She's awesome.
>Dat danmaku
>WARNING
>Her motherfucking theme
For fuck's sake, listen to it.
https://youtu.be/Xy_-7OXophY
>>339938391
>>339927920
We could try a couple of rounds if you're up for hosting.
you were able to beat her, right /v/?
>>339940672
>>339940715
Sure, let's do a Bo5 or something
88.173.206.248
6000
>>339938391
>>339940889i'm confused,you can play touhou online ?
>>339940667
Just that the doll is the most obvious item to use for that card. It completely cucks it. If you are using items, bombs won't help you much here unless you have like 5, so you'll have to look for something else.
I no-itemed after a while, right as it came up, though, but the card does have a lot of people complaining about it. Probably just got lucky.
>>339941183
Yeah, you can
Adonis/Adonis2 for PoFV and Sokuroll for soku to smooth the netplay
>>339940889
Give me a second please.
>>339939739
>>339939919
Taito says Hello.
>>339938594
oh you know its this one
rest of the game was no fucking breeze though. if pointdevice didnt exist I would still be stuck on stage 5
>>339940728
>mfw flawlessly nailing the small gap in that one pattern
>>339941425
Got it. I'm hosting again.
>>339941385
play touhou online doesn't seem cool
what happen when you lag ?
>>339941509
>flawlessly nailing the small gap
>>339941498
I feel you man. Let's keep at it, we'll make it eventually.
>>339941574
Best case, there's just some input lag. Worst case, there's a desync : what you're seeing your opponent doing is not what he's actually doing. I don't know how to explain it properly.
Utsuho is amongst the easiest last bosses, the only tricky thing is the gravity in the last attack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYI2CjlXcbk
there is LITERALLY nothing wrong with Satori. People dislike her because they are lying/cheating fucks.
>>339941574
>Play X online doesn't seem cool
>What happen when you lag ?
Literally, all games with netplay will have this. What's your point?
>>339942341
Get off the computer Satori
>>339929994
since everHRtP, only EoSD isn't allowed to complete i easy modo
>>339942557
the point is that in other games a bit of lag is kinda forgetable
but in a game in which you need perfect like 2hu even the slithest of lag might be fatal
>>339936447
>UFO has the best art and the worst soundtrack out of all the windows games
Subjective, in my opinion it has a soundtrack of extremes, the good tracks are really good and the bad tracks are... Bad.
I like 70% of the tracks so it's far from worst for me.
>MoF and SA's bomb system is garbage
A opinion and I can see why you would prefer the classic system (even though I never had a problem with it in the first palce). I do think it flows more in SA than MoF, though.
>LoLK has the worst Extra
Pretty hard, yes.
>Nue is the worst design in the seriesFUCK YOU, SHE IS MY TOP 3, FAGGOT.
>>339942930
Most of the online games are fighting games. PoFV is the only one that's a shmup, and due to the charge attacks and bullet cancelling, as well as other stuff, the lag isn't that bad unless you have really high ping.
>>339940715
Gonna stop here. Really fun games, thanks!
I see I'm still not used to the Prismrivers.
>>339940889
Good games Bramimond!
>>339943395
>in my opinion it has a soundtrack of extremes, the good tracks are really good and the bad tracks are... Bad.
I think so too, I didn't say all of it was bad, but the bad tracks are enough to put it at last place. Still, it's not like being the worst of the best is a bad thing.
>FUCK YOU, SHE IS MY TOP 3, FAGGOT.
you can't deny that ZUN was at his drunkest when designing her. Name one thing you like about her design that isn't zettai ryouiki
>>339943395
Gonna give my opinion too about that MoF/SA bomb system. My biggest problem with it is that it can break the consistency of your routes. Bombing/dieing at the wrong place is really punishing because you can end up under-powered on crucial point.
I'm might be nitpicking the most obvious example, but when I end up with 2.00 Power or less on Vengeful Cannibal Spirit with Reimu A, I can't even clear it in time.
>>339944979
really shows in stage 4, if you don't have full power for orin's 2nd apparition you can't beat it without bombing
>>339921932
They were thinking "That no pickle pee. That no pump-a-rum!".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0owDnwFC-u4
>>339945124
You're right. There's the beginning of stage 5 too, where you really want to kill these guys as fast as possible before they swarm you. If you finish Satori without a good amount of power, you're guaranteed to lose more here.
>>339921932
i wanna fuck this bird
>>339934775
>Being proud of having a WR on TD, a game no one gives a shit about
>extra
holy shit what a fraud
>>339946179
Mokou is no bird though.
>>339933614
>Struggling on normal
>Implying
Secondaries=/=Shit Primaries. At least SPs try; secondaries just sit there and spout memes.
>>339921932
ZUN probably wanted to make a youkai known for being in the air, but perfectly happy underground.
What's a good 2hu IRC channel to idle?
>>339950175
#/jp/
>>339950175
#hisouten
>>339921932
There is nothing wrong with Okuu though.
>>339951403
She's retarded.
>>339951610
That only serves to make her better though.
>>339950406
Been there since 2013
It's filled with normalfag secondaries. That's why I'm looking for a new place.
>>339951403
She wanted to end Gensokyo.
>>339951863
It's a pretty normal thing to want to do according to most bosses in the series.
>>339948587
>Secondaries=/=Shit Primaries.
Fucking hell,I worked my ass off to 1cc EoSD and PCB to join Primary Master Race and now it splitted into Shit Primaries and Primaries?!
No fuck you,I consider myself a Primary and the others just Superior Primaries.
No shit inbetween,this is reserved for filthy shit secondaries.
>>339952620
>caring about this stupid primary and secondary shit
Why are 2hu fans so autistic?
>>339953139
Source?
>>339953139
t.Filthy secondary
>>339921932
>Fucking the bird
Unyuu
>>339952620
>1CC only in EoSD and PCB
There's a lot of story that you don't know yet without playing others games/finishing with multiple shot types/doing extras, at least finish every game in Normal 1CC then you can consider you something above average.
Then Finish all the Extras and try 1CC Hard in every game and you can consider yourself pretty great.
Then read all the side material (mangas, light novels, music cds, youkai's catalogues, etc) and you can consider yourself a god tier primary.
>>339952620Shhh, if the 98 fags had it their way the divider line would be those who played Thu2 and those that have more important things to do that play non-canon quasi-fangames. Your sacrifice is for the greater good.
>>339953698
nice try hard baby, you are not a god tier primary until you have 1cc'ed the games on lunatic
I've never opened /v/ and not seen a touhou thread somewhere in the catalog.
>>339953798
You are not a god tier primary until you NMNB Lunatic with a ultra patch and visible hitbox removal patch
>>339953642
please do not lewd the poultry.
>>339953897
if it aint official it aint primary
>>339953932NO, i am off to play SA now.
You're not a primary until you suck my dick
Atleast her theme is good
>>339926934
There is one, but it's pretty much exactly the same minus Remilia's cursing and the infamous bitch line..
>>339928325
I think Inchling and Kanako are easier
>>339954340
That's exactly what I was looking for.
>>339953698
>1CC only in EoSD and PCB
I am pretty damn close 1ccing IN so there's that and
>caring about the story
That's what secondaries do.I only care about the games,the music andMarisa.Manga ain't gonna make you better at the games.
>>339954442
>ignoring complementary material
No wonder you have shit taste in 2hus
You're at Reitaisai when you see this. What do you do?
What are Sanae's Ten Desires?
>>339954940
Remember that futa is a meme fetish
>>339955042
>futa
>>339954940
I always wondered, how are people not embarrassed when buying porn book at a convention? I mean wouldn't the entire situation feel awkward? I know I'd have problems doing so.
>>339954442
>Caring about story is something that secondaries do.
They care about memes, it's different from story and lore.
Not caring about story at all is more like the opposite of being a primary. But hey, at least you enjoy the games in some way,mr. secondary.
>>339955113
What do you call girls with peepees then?
>>339954953
ten fat cocks
>>339955204
girls with peepees.
>>339955204
Boys
>>339955204
boys
>>339948157
but can i fuck her?
>>339955138
I went to a fewanimeconventions and all the 18+ shops were in plain sight. There were tons of really lewd dakis too. Saw quite a few being carried around actually. Nobody really gave a fuck though
>>339955642
Not without getting a burning sensation.
>>339955156
There are people that know 2hu by reading only the story and not playing any of the games in their lives.That's why I despise the lore.It should only be in-game.
I at least read the in-game dialogue,even if it doesn't make sense most of time,know the general plot of each game and enjoy it.If I at didn't know the plot it wouldn't motivate me as much to kick the final boss ass.I just don't care for an in-depth story desu.
>spoilerpic related
>>339956218
>That's why I despise the lore.It should only be in-game.
>>339956218
I'm sorry for you, lore made appeciate Reimu as a character much more than any "you're in my way lol" dialogue could.
Why are people who post Doremy always the most insufferable, smug cunts?
you wouldn't a bird
>>339956597
>Doesn't read the rest of my post.
>>339956673
That's ZUN's fault though.Why does he write better in the manga and not in-game?
>>339956759
Why are you such a little bitch, anon-kun?
>>339956218
Do you also care about the story in Doom?
>>339957004
I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH
>yfw Seija solves Gensokyo's immigration problem
Seija is literally the hero Gensokyo needs, but not the one it deserves. She did NOTHING wrong. Nothing.
>>339957173
![1224682815994[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ozu75Pg.jpg "1224682815994[1].jpg")
What are your thoughts on black Tewi?
>>339957706
Who?
>>339957723
>>339957706
I've seen this for years, but never the actual source. Is it from a porn doujin?
>>339957827
>>339957825
the bunny who says everything is canon
>>339957975
What?
>>339958084
>>339958084
Somebody ordered Inaba Light Tuna?
>>339958156
>>339958186
That's some quality Tumblr right here.
>>339958228
Worst rabbits.
>>339958228
NO
>>339958334
Say that again, fuccboi.
>>339954940
Buy all of them. Dai is godsend.
>>339958468
Worst rabbits.
>>339958334
Wow rude
>>339958773
AGAIN!
>>339954412
>Kanako
Really? I have an absurd difficulty dealing with Kanako, especially her final spellcard. Meanwhile Utsuho was the first final boss I've got no miss on. Hell's Tokamat was the hardest thing she threw at me while all her non spell cards are super easy and Ten Evil Stars has a hilarious horizontal safe spot.
>>339959090
Worst rabbits.
>>339959150
I can do this all day. Can you?
>>339959150
What is going on here?
>>339958901
>Ringo attaches her stomach to Seiran and makes her vomit everyday nonstop so she can eat more dango and get stronger
>Seiran dies after years of being reduced to just a second stomach and receiving no other source of nutrition, going blind, deaf, etc.
I never expected a silly concept to get so fucked up.
>>339959318
Kasen wears no panties
>it's a "touhou thread starts early in the day and turns out to be shit" episode
i can't believe the writers still think people can't see this coming from a mile away
>>339959463
EU hours are always shitposting.
>>339957371
>Gensokyo's immigration problem
what?
>>339959150
>>339959427
That's a rude hermit.
>>339959346
What is this? Moon rabbit centipede?
>>339959427
She doesn't have to when she lives alone.
