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I'd shit in the toilet.
>>339903231
Shit a tiny dry nugget into his pillowcase
Roll it around and compress it in there
Dump it back out then throw the case and pillow into the drier for thirty minutes
Ceiling fan and hide it well
Shit in your hand and smear it on his door handle. Nothing else. But give it a nice, even coat.
>>339903404
YEAH! then I would just flush the damn thing. Imagine their reaction!
>>339903231
Shit on birthday cake
>>339903404
This is only really funny if your neighbor lives alone.
>>339903231
Bottom of the butter container
In the microwave
On any door handle that leaves the home.
In the litter box lol
>>339903231
On top of one of his ceiling fan blades
So when he turns it on to counter the mysterious shit smell, it flies off somewhere.
The lint trap of the dryer
Shit in the AC so it comes out when he turns it on. Or if he has central air, somehow put shit up in all the air ducts in the house.
>>339903231
what if you did it in their eggs lol
>>339903231
Turn the lights off and shit on the light switch. Then when the owner goes to turn the lights on BAM hand covered in shit.
Lmfao shit in the freezer so there's a frozen turd
On the ceiling
>>339903231
Shit on man while he sleep
shit in the toilet and not flush it
I'd shit on his
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>>339903231
I'd shit on his roof so I'll be free of charge.
>>339903231
In their cats litter box.
>>339905137
>type "don't shit your pants"
>you shit your pants anyway
WOOOOOOW HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT
>>339903231
id shit inside a pillow
>>339903231
find his butter tub, dig out the butter. shit in the tub, then replace the butter on top. he eats and eats it and doesn't realize the harsh truth until the end.
>>339903231
SHIT ON HOUSE
Shit inside his piss jar loll
Fuck that, I'd jerk it into the women of the houses panties.
>>339907345
>she catches you doing that and you end up fucking her in the dude's bedroom
>>339903231
Shit in the washing machine
Shit on the handles that control water in the house and any faucet. As well as the bathroom door going in and out so no matter what he has to get shit on his hand to clean off the poop.
>>339907461
>she catches you doing that end you end up fucking the dude in his bedroom
ftfy
>>339903231
DSYP!
>>339903231
shower head.
>>339908187
*Inside* the shower head.
>>339907938
>she catches you doing that and you end up fucking the dude in prison
Shit on the toilet seat
>>339904505
do you think they'd be embarrased when they see poo on their eggs
sorry if this ofends anyone but i thought it was a funny thing haha
i wonder what it would smell like haha im just curious forlaughs haha
No one said air vents yet?
Come on now
>>339903231
My pants
>>339909987
wha cchhh
>>339903231
obviously the funniest place ismy chances of being worth something at life;_;
>>339910534
WHIP IT GOOD
>>339903231
water tank behind toilet, easy.
>>339907345
this but after i'm done i also shit in them
>>339909987
>>339910534
>>339911770
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKmCMqIG2vo
If they own a cat I'm shitting in the litter box.
As I'm shitting I'll squatwalk from one end to the other, stretching it out and making it look like his cat took a monster shit.
>>339903231
Shit on top of the ceiling fan
Shit in the tray in the remote for batteries
Shit in the oven and turn it on 300 degrees
Shit inbetween the mattress and the boxspring
Shit in the peanut butter and mix it
Shit in the pillow case
Shit in the tank behind the toilet
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On top of the toilet seat.
Alternatively, piss in their cereal boxes.
>>339903231
In a shoebox tucked away in a closet
I swear to go I saw shit on the ceiling of a port-a-potty once.
>>339903231
i would shit in my pants
>>339911523
A-are you okay, anon?
>>339903231
>go to the fridge
>find a tub of butter
>scoop the butter out
>shit in the tub
>replace the butter
I'd poop on a plate, saran wrap it, and put it in the refrigerator.
>>339903231
>>339903231
Carefully, silently shit on his dog. Then slip away while the dog is still asleep. When it wakes up the dog will roll around in the shit and get it everywhere.
>>339903231
Shit on his computer's keyboard.
