What would dying from touching a Goomba feel like?
horrible pain all over you're body
>>339879873
This. I imagine it like fire.
>>339879873
>>339879962
I think the most painful part is phasing through the ground on your way to hell and your body is filled with brick, rock and dirt.
Imagine placing a toothpick underneath your toenail and kicking a wall except all over your body.
Embarrassing
Agonizing and excruciating pain, like someone drilling a screw into your nutsack against a splintered wooden board and then forcing you to stand up immediately, ripping your ballsack open.
Or like getting hotsauce stuck up your urethra.
>>339879659
rrrrrrrr.... WHAT?! WHAT?!
>>339879659
neurotoxins that act quick and kill you
like stepping on a lego :D
>>339879659
like jumping off a cliff
>>339880657
>Or like getting hotsauce stuck up your urethra.
trust me on this, you NEVER want this to happen to you. jesus christ
>>339879659
like a dream
high impact sexual violence
>>339879659
Daily Reminder: You don't die from touching a Goomba. You get a heart attack from realizing that you were so stupid to run into the world's shittiest mook ever, you just kill yourself for being a faggot.That, or you get Goomba Diabetes. Which ever comes first
Like being bludgeoned to death by a dried out old circumcised penis head.
You don't actually die from "touching" goombas, that's just a representation of the goomba hurting you in more realistic ways, like biting you or kicking you or blowing a load of goomba spores in your face, they just didn't have the technology for that at the time and it carried over to the modern games.
How does a goomba even kill you, anyway? It's just a big soft knob with feet.
>>339881234
well there are modern mario games and they still do jack shit when you touch them.
What would happen if I took the boot off?
>>339881501
It would be extremely painful.
You die from getting its spores on you
You obviously get a heart attack from the shock of touching such a horrifyingly terrible creature.
>>339881598
for Wii-U
Feels like bags of sand
>>339879659
http://youtu.be/2HhdZMpSvXg
Only one way to find out...
pic looks like a dick lol
>>339882035
lol
>>339882035
lmao so truuuu!!
>>339879659
Internal bleeding.
>>339880789
Story ? Come on Anon, don't let us down
>>339881234
The RPGs show them attacking by literally ramming into their enemies; since they don't have any bones, they probably brace themselves and getting tackled by one is like getting crushed by a large boulder.
>Jump on top of goomba.
>Kill it.
>Goomba bumps into your foot.
>You die.
>>339879659
bag of sand
>>339882035
FUCK YOU I JUST PEED MY PANTS
>>339879659
salty milk and coins
Like being attacked by a non lethal spider.
>>339881405
The RPGs have them headbutting you
>>339881935
bag of sand Andy? have you ever touched a goomba?
like placing toothpicks underneath all of your toenails and then kicking a wall at full force
>>339879659
Salty milk and coins.
