Who is excited to interact Detroit: Become Human?
>not liking interactive movies
>Nigger infested city
>hi tech utopia with personal android
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynY2begPzoM
are the niggers going to get the michael jackson surgery or what
Get that shit out of hereI actually like games like this
>>339812474
>Sony is still giving David 'I make humans sound like robots' Cage money to make video games
>>339812474
Is this the new Quantum Break 4theplayers?
>futuristic utopia
>white people still exist
>based sony releasing an instruction guide for the citizens of detroit
>>339812474
>Detroit
So she's gonna get raped?
>>339812848
They don't, they're all artificial android that look white.
>>339812738
Become Human: Blacks Removed.
>>339812838
QB no QTE and has some action. I'm afraid the answer is no.
>>339812857
I can't stop listening to some funk beat in my head when they start fighting. The moves are too .. coreographed, like they're playing DDR.
>Detroit
>Become Human
does that mean Detroit is filled with apes?
>>339812972
animals, yes
>>339812972
Means that once the 1% whites are removed it becomes human.
Why do people think Detroit is such an interesting place?
The only accurate representation of Detroit's future is in Robocop.
>>339812474
This scares me, robocop already got raped with a remake, now i'm gonna see it raped with a shitty game.
Inb4 a bunch of fags who have never been to Detroit talk about how awful it is. Schoolcraft here. How about them tigers?
>>339813085
Resident Evil 5 anon.
Baltimore 85%..86%..87%..
>>339813085
It's industrial past and one time potential for the future?
>>339812738
I could imagine it along the lines of the city collapsing entirely then some corporation buying up the remains and using it as their own contained silicon valley.
>>339813085
I'd watch a resurrected Steve Irwin do an episode in detroit
>>339813085
And Deus Ex: HR. Isn't the backstory that Detroit only became slightly more civilised because of Saris Industries attracting lots of capital? The streets are still a hobo and thug infested shithole.
>>339812898
It's a David Cage game, so no but there will be at least two attempted rapes and two shower scenes and one consentual sex scene.
Which movie will be more interactive:
1) Detroit
2) Beyond Two Souls
3) Heavy Rain
4) The Last of Us
>>339813208
I'd watch a resurrected Steve Irwin do anything ;_;
>Literally telling Detroit to stop being dirty apes and behave like civilised human beings
This will be the death of David Cage, I'm telling you.
>>339813146source?
The only good thing to come out of this abortion is the SBFP LP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysmLA5TqbIY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZzgAjjuqZM
at least we're not Detroit
>>339813286
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>339812943
Are you literally retarded? They're actually choregraphed.
>it's the /v/ hates Sony thread
How pathetic.
>>339813305
Gross tbhf
t. New Yorker
>>339813201
That is the setting in Robocop and detroit is still shit
>>339812474
who's this testicle tamer?
>Sonyggers saying that interactive movies are great and there is nothing wrong with QTE games in 3..2..1...
oh a non-game thread
>start playing until dawn yesterday
>annoying high school movie story
>sisters die
>lets not paid attention
>keep "playing"
>some ice-spike is about to kill the blonde retard and her retarded boyfriend
>fail QTE on purpose becase , fuck people
>they move away and survive
well that was faster than expectedseems like a movie to watch asses without the sound
>>339812806
>video games
Movies you mean.
>>339813465
>who's this testicle tamer?
Transgender.
>>339812806
i guess they make money somehow
i do not know anybody who has bought one of his games though
>>339813538
idgaf
post nudes
>>339813517
Interactive emotional experience
>>339813234
>and one consentual sex scene
A terribly, TERRIBLY timed and poorly justified consensual sex scene.
>>339812474
I'm excited for qt androids in the future to fuck.
>>339813364
Are you rusing me right now?
>>339813578
They make money off of people who buy them just to see how stupid they are
>>339812474
is it action packed?
>I keep giving 'em movies and these retards keep buying my products
>>339813140
Not having experienced it first hand does not mean it's not a shit hole.
>>339813578
They are fantastic games to get drunk with your friends on and just have a good laugh.
>>339813481
>fuck people
I would put money on you being seventeen years-old.
>>339813234
>>339813616
>heavy rain
>"I just murdered a man and cut off my finger...you wanna fuck?"
Who green-lit this shit?
>>339813982
even if you are shitposting, even lying and saying you are 16 is ban worth
>>339812474
>>339813891
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-L-G1q_0L8
>>339814020
Heavy Rain porn
>better than heavy rain the game
>>33981392829sorry i dont enjoy retards or high school movies
>>339812627
Go back to making memesouls videos, Afro.
>>339812474
i am excited for hamfisted distracting unneccesary sex scene by david cage because he has fetish for motion cap sex
>>339814134
Don't forgetting the attempted rape scene, immediately followed by a shower scene
>>339814031
>>339814303
he is simply warning him that saying you are underage will result in a ban
>>339813651
You've never seen a fight webbum before, have you?
Until Dawn proved that these movie games can work, hopefully Quantic Dream learnt something from them because this idea does sound interesting if done right
What is this David Cage hate meme?
Does anyone have saved pics of /v/ reacting to Heavy Rain in 2010?
It was critically acclaimed and considered groundbreaking by everyone.
Now everybody hates it.
>>339812474
>>339812738
>Deus Ex without gameplay
I pass
>>339814240
>65 years is 5 decades
>>339814660
>groundbreaking
for being a shitty shemnue without any gameplay?
Finally a sequel to Ape Escape
>>339814727
No, but detroit was under democratic leadership for 5 decades, you retard
>>339814660
>It was critically acclaimed and considered groundbreaking by everyone.
By the same people who thinks Fez and Undertale are masterpieces
>>339814496
I only look underage, I'm actually 5000 years old
>>339814660
>critically acclaimed
>by IGN, Gamespot, Destructoid and other hipster """journalists""""
>>339814618
>Until Dawn
>Somehow different than Heavy Rain or Beyond two souls
Do you have brain damage? Until Dawn is actually worst because it is Telltale tier of "artificial choices"
>>339814787
then why have it go to 2010 retard
>>339814879
who's a respectable """"""game journalist"""""" in your opinion? yahtzee?
>>339814791
>>339814747
Game reviewers ten to have better taste than /v/ so I dunno.
They also tend to be more mature and evolved.
>>339814921
>artificial choices
you didn't actually play it did you?
>inb4 "play" or whatever predictable response you post
>>339814953
There is no gaming journalism since late 90s.
Metacritic, ign, gamespot are paid reviews given the fact that CoD and Heavy Rain spent more than 60 million on advertising,...
>>339814959
its not that "we" aren't mature
its that people aren't getting paid here , so "we" can be whatever the fuck we want
>>339814660
As somebody who unfortunately lives near Detroit I have no clue how David Cage was able to visit and not end up getting robbed and killed.
That city has no future.
>>339815147
So you really think the hype about Uncharted 4 and Overwatch is not paid?
I doubt it
>>339815087
Yet there has never been any recorded scandal of reviewers being paid?
Are you the same people that think Disney pays reviewers for their films to garner critical acclaim?
Or that Nolan paid off critics for the reception to Dark Knight, Inception, and Dark Knight Rises?
>>339815260
>Yet there has never been any recorded scandal of reviewers being paid?
Everyone in hollywood knows that kids get raped and this happens for more than 60 years
Police never investigated.
Do you think there is going to be some kind of expose of paid reviews in gaming?
>>339812898
This is a David cage game of course she's going to be raped. Hell, I'd bet she's going to be raped more than once like in beyond two souls
>>339815192
And what's the problem with this webm?
Looks like an intense scene and learly the guy fucked up on the QTE so he couldn't catch the guy.
>>339815365
will it be by the urban youths or is that too offensive
>>339815251
But they're both good video games
>>339815260
>register metacritic
>in 10 minutes give 10/10 to your favorite games
>boost the play score
Play score is just as irrelevant as the "professional" score.
>>339815410
I think it's just supposed to be funny.
>>339815325
>Everyone in hollywood knows that kids get raped and this happens for more than 60 years
There are murder and rape cases caught all the time.
But yeah. Thanks for proving nothing with no evidence.
>>339815260
Afaik there was one in recent years. My memory's not too good though and I think it was only one guy who said something along the lines "EA and some others pay us for good reviews. Nintendo surprisingly not"
>>339815410
He should've posted the full scene, it's brilliant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-L-G1q_0L8
>>339815025
>Until Dawn
>Choices matters
>This is what faggots believe
I did play it you faggot, none of the choices actually matter. Even in the first fucking scene where you have to save your sister, whether you let go or not, you both fall and die, that is literally "artificial choice". The outcome is the same no matter what you choose.
>>339812474
>Play a video game where I get to go and interact with Detroit.
Motherfucker Ive been in Detroit twice now, here ill spoil the game for you.
>Black Lives matter will interrupt everything you try to do.
>Crack head will walk out of the shadows scratching himself "ey got any money, they keepin a brutha down"
>He will try to stab you.
>You will see Isis flags being flown cause Deerborn.
>Cops pull you over for no reason and give you speeding tickets all day.
>You will meet one kind black man for the other 3000 you meet.
>Snow up to your tits.
>Stinks like shit in the summer.
>Looks like your playing Fallout 4.
>Massive empty parking lots for shut down car plants.
>Massive parking lots of cars to be shipped off to dealers.
>>339815251
i think its paid and the whole site its full of shills
>still 5+ threads of that shit up all the time
but to me it looks like when people pretend to be mature about a game , they are shilling till they learn how 4chan its
>>339815457
How people that didn't buy know it's good if the 10/10 hype is paid hype?
>>339815515
Reviews are irrelevant for the most part.
>>339812474
It could be great if handled with subtlety and originality. However, it is a David Cage game, so it won't be.
Even the demo scene was cringe-city. It perplexes me that people can enjoy beating you over the head with a "profound" plot that has been done a million times before. "Hey she is a machine.. but she is conscious!!! Whaat? Did you get it yet? How about if we repeat it a couple more times? She doesn't think she is a machine!! Wow! Amazing! Listen to our dramatic music over this unique scene!"
>>339815750
But does she get raped though?
>>339815668
Nice conspiracy theories. How do you know Wood isn't just stirring up controversy for attention?
>>339815798
you can't rape a robot stupid
The thing is: Sony is publishing movies since 2008 and people are buying their products
Interactive movies are here to stay because it's #4theplayers
>>339815750
That scene got acclaim from millions of people that watched it. Perhaps it is you that's the plebeian.
>>339815750
>Listen to our dramatic music over this unique scene!"
99% of reviews will feature: "Dramatic!" and "Emotional experience"
>>339815857
They're good fucking games, so hey, fuck you.
Go play Yoshi's Wooly World, nintenyearold.
>>339815410
>And what's the problem with this webm?
Low bitrate and resolution
Shit webm
>>339815587
That's the only part where the choices don't matter
Do NOT bother replying to me with damage control because I will NOT read it
>>339815853
>How do you know Wood isn't just stirring up controversy for attention?
>child rapes don't happen in hollywood
>>339815982
Not him but this salty deflection is hilarious.
>>339815982
i don't have it can you lend it to me for a bit
>>339812474
As a black anon I have to say Detroit is the worst possible choice unless it's a zombie apocalypse game.
>>339816068
>what is cherrypicking
>>339815853
>Far from being an isolated incident, child exploitation by powerful Hollywood pedophiles has been rampant. Manager Bob Villard, who mentored child actors Tobey Maguire and Leonardo DiCaprio, pleaded no contest to a misdemeanor after thousands of photos of boys in skimpy bathing suits were found at his home. Villard finally went to prison following another no contest plea in 2005 to committing a lewd act on a 13-year-old boy who sought him out as an acting coach.
http://radaronline.com/celebrity-news/molestation-scandal-hollywoods-child-sex-abuse-coverup-child-stars-like-cory-haim-victimized-by-mentors/
>>339813085
Detroit's metro is in the top 20 in the US, with size for market being similar to Boston and Phoenix.
>>339816189
>Hollywood Director, best known for his film Jeepers Creepers. In 1988, he made a movie starring a 12 year old boy. At the end of the film, he traded the boy’s fame for oral sex. He was charged for his crimes and served time in jail for 15 months. Now he is back on the streets directing new films.
>>339813305
lol Cleveland, where if you can't make it in the midwest, you end up there.
>>339816192
Oh so they're reporting on it?
So that defeats your argument that paid reviews have never been ratted out since hollywood child rape has never been ratted out. But it has, so you lost.
>>339812857
lol
>>339812474
I still think Beyond Two Souls is great. It's the Deadly Premonitions of last gen, and if you cant laugh at how incredibly pretentious and insanely idiotic it is I think you hate fun.
I really hope this Detroit game is just as goofy.
>>339813146
Are you going to share or what?
>>339814821
are you a loli?
>>339816058
>fail QTE that should kill the shitty couple
>they survive
>>339816378
>Uncharted 4 reviews were not paid
>I'm a baby that can't afford not to believe in the official press
>>339814678
This faggot gets it
>>339816453
That's fucking harsh. David Cage's games are competently made compared to that shit. Deadly Premonition has Terrible controls. Terrible pacing. Terrible sound effects. Terrible visuals.
>>339814959
>Game reviewers ten to have better taste than /v/ so I dunno.
spot the blogger in need of validation.
>>339815856
this is why we need robot rights
fuckin ugh
>>339816663
>. Terrible pacing. Terrible sound effects. Terrible visuals.
Beyond Two Souls and Heavy Rain described.
>>339816604
Once again, nice conspiracy theories.
No concrete evidence. Just coincidences in similar verbage which isn't really surprising since the game IS emotional.
The only proper future in a sci fi setting for Detroit is Robocop. That shit hole will never return to it's post war golden years.
>>339813085
Robocop was way to white and nearly not hopless enoguh for being a accurate representation of Detriot
in the future it is going to be even more of mad max type city when even the last company moves out and all the government buildings get closed doe to budget cuts
>>339812857
oh man, what's the source of this shit
>>339816820
what about DEHR?
>>339812474
Who the fuck named this game?
What were they thinking naming this unfortunate game?
>>339816453
But Deadly Premonition was a great game and the ending of that game always brings tears in my eyes. It managed to recreate Twin Peaks atmosphere, but at the same time be its own thing. It is easily my favorite game from the last generation.
>>339816856
It worked because you didn't spend the entire game in Detroit and anyone that has been to Detroit knows there is no way that city could transform like that in the timeline for Deus Ex. It's a great game though.
>>339812857
GROVE STREET
>>339816834
That would be pretty cool desu, a black immortal Joe, his followers get some real African names like Kuta of Kenya or Rothaga and instead of water he controls Detroits liquor supply.
>>339816920
You mean tears of laughs. DP story try too hard with his twists
>>339812898
but anon robos can´t be raped
>>339816726
And the japanese bias rears it's ugly head.
Fuck you, /v/.
You're the type of faggots to say Yakuza is better than Grand Theft Auto or Red Dead Redemption
>>339812474
So is the city of Detroit becoming human in this game? Like there is an AI of Detroit and in the game you find out that AI's are more human than most people, or why is the game named like that?
>>339812474
I'll watch somebody let's play it.
>>339817067
so basically just escape from new york minus the prison walls
also make it about crack instead of liquor that is more realistic
>>339817067
>referencing Fury Road
Hi, reddit.
>>339816058
>That's the only part where the choices don't matter
Holy shit, you are grade A shill.
>Choosing to save Josh or Ashley in a SAW-like game
>Jessica getting kidnap
>Sanatorium explosion
>Sam trying to escape from the "killer"
and that is just on the top of my head
>>339816475
no
I liked Heavy Rain, i actually think it's one of the few interactive movie games that got the 'interactive' part just right. But Behind: 2 Sales was an abomination. litteraly a 'press x for next scene' with little to no actual effect on the story, and at the end they just give a check list of which ending you would like and you get to pick instead of the game picking it based on your previous choices. It really killed all hype i had for any future QD games.
>>339817079
I don't remember the story that well, but the characters were great and dialogue was fun to listen. And of course main character that talks to himself always helps me become more immersed in that game world. It didn't also hurt that Zach had a great taste in B-movies.
>>339817268
and another point for vegans
>>339817168
Kek I would play it.
>>339817195
Stop being a no fun ninny.
>>339816453
I really liked the premise of Beyond Two Souls with it being about other dimensional creators and all but wasn´t enough to make me watch a 12 hour long move about ellen page being a "strong wyman"
now if the actor is actually likable and the character believable then I might play detriod
wasn't this a tech demo from like 4 years ago?
>>339817294
yes, I also liked the characters and dialogues. But everything else was a mess
>>339817405
Sorry for intruding upon your meme session, reddit.
But thank you for WITNESSING ME XD
>>339812474
>LOL DAVID CAGE SUCKS xDD
t. dumb memer kid with second-hand opinions
>>339817116
A game that can recreate even a hundredth part of Twin Peaks is automatically the best video game ever for me. And Deadly Premonition managed to that and even become its own thing, so fuck yes it was a great game. You hate it or you love it, while Cage's games don't bring any emotions and they are pretty much forgotten in less than a year.
>>339817540
or someone who has played a David Cage game... ever...
David is really good at taking interesting premises and then squandering them with the most generic and contrived scripted imaginable.
>>339814660
I don't think people hate Heavy Rain. It was decent for what it was and it had flaws that people hoped would be improved on in the next David Cage game. Beyond Two Souls provided more of the same instead of improvement which is why people are weary of the David Cage formula now
>>339817603
Deadly Premonition is talked about basically nowhere except maybe occasionally on /v/.
Heavy Rain was just brought up in this thread and pretty much any time someone is talking about video game experiences like Journey, Walking Dead, and well fucking Heavy Rain.
>>339817501
I'm really biased when it comes to Deadly Premonition, because those things already make me forgive every flaw. I play the game annually and every time I do every sidequest in the game and I have not gotten bored of it yet. Deadly Premonition and Twin Peaks always lift my spirits up.
>>339817528
You are a unfunny faggot that ruins everything because le 4chins culture. Fuck off you dumb git.
I like Heavy Rain. It's The Room of games. Everything is just so stupid and fun.
>>339817057
HOME
>>339812474
GITS x SJW x QTE
I hope this fails ultra hard
>>339812474
New trailer is out?
link?
>>339817528
>everything I don't like has to be Reddit
Underage b&
>>339817335
>and another point for vegans
http://time.com/4344556/mount-everest-death-climbing-vegan/
>falling for it
>for the fourth time
>>339812474
>detroit
>white
![CXYRLtVWsAADD7n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZfPtkHF.jpg "CXYRLtVWsAADD7n[1].jpg")
>>339818519
Kek
>>339818307
Although vegans are insane and retarded, I'm pretty sure any of the chicken tendie eating fatfucks on here would probably die in a similar way.
>>339817782
Cage's game are like the original CSI, which was a really popular tv-show and was viewed by millions every week. But in ten years people will see that there were dozens of tv-shows that were almost exactly like that: Criminal Minds, CSI, NCIS etc. CSI won't stand out anymore, while a show like Carnivale lived only two years, but it will not be forgotten, because it was quite an original idea and it had an interesting story. With the word of mouth Carnivale became a cult hit just like what happened to Deadly Premonition. There is a small group of fans who will never forget the experience they got from that game.
>>339812738
Because Robocop and other sci-fi, dumbass
Human Revolution was in Detroit too
How does it feel to be more ignorant and stupid than Dabid Cah-jay?
>>339818293
>actually liking Fury Road
shalom, reddit!
>>339814020
>Beyond: Two Souls
>"I hate you government asshole for taking me away from the only home I knew and forcing me to become an agent"
>"oh boy he's gonna come to my place I gotta find something to wear so we can fuck!"
There's also Carla fucking the zombie she only knew for like maybe a day in Indigo Prophecy
>>339818307
>Attitude sickness
>>339818640
Well yeah because it's fuckin Mt. Everest.
Where dead people are just left there on the mountain.
>>339818662
I Unironically like Fury Road.
1>4>2
3 didn't happen
Was Heavy Rain not groundbreaking for its time in tackling human issues and struggles like Alan Wake withot being overly fantastical?
How is that not original?
>>339812857
BAH GAWD, KING, BOOKAH T HAS PUT THE STUNNAH ON THE GAWDFATHAH!
>>339815921
Perhaps. Here is a link /v/, what do you think?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-pF56-ZYkY
I personally cringe really hard.
>>339818658
>Robocop
>Hi tech utopia
>not crimes ridden city f
Did you watch the faggy PG-13 Robocop?
>>339818307
oh god it's real
>>339818918
Alan wake was NOT about any of what you mentioned. It was a "what if something that happened in a book really did happen in reality"
This is basically going to be a 'movie' I watch on YouTube.
>>339818640
I'm sure a fit-fat with proper training and a layer of nugger blubber would have lasted longer.
>>339818918
The title is almost poetic. The joke about blacks being apes basically makes itself.
>>339817540
>call people kids
>was not even 10 when the insult that was heavy rain came out
>>339813651
Nigga it's actually choreographed. Punches aren't connecting and guy in the blue shirt is exaggerating his pain, plus they are imitating WWE
>>339812857
>darksoulscombat.webm
>>339812857
BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY
STONE COLD STONE COLD
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS KING, THIS IS A DAMN SLOBBERKNOCKER
STONE COLD MAWKON TASCHIQUO JUST STUNNED THE SHIT OUT OF R-TRUTH
>>339818859
have you seen India? they leave dead bodies EVERYWHERE
I'd watch it if there were cyberpunk elements
CDPR seems to content to sit on their ass and not make their fucking game
>>339812806
Sony has been doing failures after failures for years now especially their entertainment branches. Literal black hole money sinks, but thats jap leadership for you.
>>339820130
Yeah but stupid rich white people don't make it a goal to travel to India like they do with climbing Mt. Everest.
>>339820432
not rich, but I know tons of stupid middle class people who do
>>339813670
I know at least two people who seriously enjoy David Cage's stories and think they're some of the best things ever
>>339817116
Are you implying that Yakuza isn't better than GTA?
>>339812474
not everything has to be a nintendo mario bullshit platformer that is gameplay from start to finish.
stop being so autismal.
>>339820290
>Sony has been doing failures after failures for years now
Except for the last few years, Sony seems to be the only ones with their shit together at the moment
Microsoft
>How do we make our Xbox One more appealing?
>How about we just fucking put all of its exclusives on PC?
>Brilliant
>WHY ARE SONY OUTSELLING US 2 TO 1? WHAT DID WE DO WRONG?
Nintendo
>Hope you stupid fuckers tune in to Sony and Microsoft's E3 conference this year instead because we literally have nothing
>please look forward to our new console gimmick
>please look forward to Zelda
>please understand
People are still going to gobble up whatever stealing turd Nintendo drop out though even though the last 5 years has been a trainwreck in slow motion.
Can't wait for the SBFP LP.
>>339820290
Someone needs a reality check.
>>339823117
Reality check is that everything Sony other than PS4 is losing money.
>>339823429
Yeah, but no.
>>339817116
But Yakuza is better than GTA
>>339813140
Hey Scraft bro, how are them classes going?
>>339817116
>You're the type of faggots to say Yakuza is better than Grand Theft Auto or Red Dead Redemption
To think that there are people on /v/ that prefer the latest overhyped Rockstar game to the simple manly pleasures of the Yakuza series. Disgusting desu.
Not even sure why you would compare them anyway. Yakuza is more similar to Shenmue and River City Ransom, than to any of Rockstar's open world meme games.
>>339818004
AT LEAST IT WUZ TILL I FUCKED EVERYTHIN UP
>>339819095
I think the bot's VA did a shitty job.
>>339819095
Nevermind, cringe is the word.
>>339818519
>>339815260
>Yet there has never been any recorded scandal of reviewers being paid?
They aren't paid, but the larger game journalism sites are pretty much blackmailed to give out good scores to Activision, EA and Ubisoft games or else the stops getting early review copies/invites to industry events hosted by the companies/other freebies from them. Kotaku wrote an article about it a while ago
http://archive.is/ZJ9fD
>inb4 gooblergate
>>339812738
Detroit is beautiful to drive around in at night.
>no people
>often no street lights
>just you, the buildings and the road
>>339820206
>they're not releasing any news about it
>therefore they are not working on it
You're a retard, senpai.
