Who is worst girl, and why is it Symmetra?
Indian girls are top tier you fucking loser.
worst girl is tracer because MORNIN GOVNA
bangin body, horrible man face.
>>339811968
stfu this meme isn't funny
>>339810614
the poo doesn't use the loo
It's canon that she's autistic so you guys should like her
>>339811871
This.
poo memes are for pajeets.
>hand rotted off because she used it to wipe her butt all the time
>>339810614
Literally tech support
india will be the next super power of the world
space programs
>>339812362
yet they can't use a fucking toilet, fuck off shitskin
what does poo in the loo mean? poo is poo, what the fuck is loo? (pls i'm no englando)
>>339814157
loo means toilet
>>339811871
>Hairy, money arms
>sweat curry
>street poo
Lol no
>>339812036
it isn't a meme, they literally shit in the street.
An Indian Kid on /pol/ talked about it as though it was a normal thing.
'Designated Shitting Streets' I believe was the term.
>>339812175
>an indian wiping their butt whether it be with paper or hand
don't tell lies
>>339810614
She's alright, but that skin's fucking horrid. Given her default outfit she should've gotten a cheongsam skin.
I've seen people keep saying that skin is bad, why is it bad?
Is it because fashion's outdated or what?
Symmetra is super unattractive to me. She's not blatantly ugly, but something's off.
>>339815730
It's definitely the shape of the nose and her horizontally small mouth.
>>339810614
I'm saving my blizzard bux up for this skin. Symmetra is best girl
>>339816175
>Have 310 BlizzBux
>Can buy any rare skin I want
>But what if they release new hats soon?
UUUUUGGGHHH
indians are objectively the most unsexy and unattractive people on this planet. I think only phillipines or eskimos are worse tbqh
Zarya is the worst girl.
>>339810614
Worst girl is my ex.
Worst Overwatch girl though is probably D.Va.
>>339811912
>>339811968
>>339812020
>>339812050
>>339810614
I want her to poo on my face
>>339810614
That's not Mei
>>339810614
>worst girl has best legs
>>339815730
Her ingame model is rather different than promo one.
ITT:Memes that stopped being funny months ago.
Go on, call me Pajeet you underage memespouting faggots. Prove you've not got any originality and act like a trained dog doing tricks when you read your trigger word.
>>339810614
literal POO TO THE LOO shitskin
no wonder shes the least played
>>339814804
No, a proxy Australian on /int/ did.
>>339810614
She is Lawful Evil
She obsessively believes in her cause as the right one no matter the suffering and is willing to stamp out freedom.
>>339810614
she's countered by paying attention and a single flanker to get the tele
orb damage though shields is negligible but she'll fuck you up if she gets close.
worst hero in the game
>>339812305
That's her other costume.
Mei and zarya are worst girls. Symmetra is sexy as fuck senpai
>>339811871
You clearly have never smelled one before or you're Indian yourself, Sanjeet.
>>339817138
I fucking refuse to play Zarya until I get one of those arctic skins. Christ she's disgusting.
>>339816801
> This mad
When you stop having designated streets, maybe I will.
>>339811871
This
>>339817064
>first legendary is this
>second is the same one colored slightly differently
kill me
>>339817271
This is super interesting, what is that?
>>339814804
>believing /pol/
>believing flags
Git gud
>>339811912
>>339811968
>>339812050
WAKE UP IN THE MORNING
WHAT DO I SEE
A PILE OF SHIT
STARRING AT ME
>>339817643
A whip scorpion.
>>339811912
>>339811968
>>339812050
Samefag
>>339810614
>Poo in loo
>Shit to play
>Autistic
She pretty bad ye
>>339810614
this is the only skin i got in 20 lvls
Her legs are delicious
>still no zarya blonde skin
>>339817719
It's actually a fact that India doesn't even have enough toilets for a fifth of it's families.
>people literally think Poo in the Loo is a meme
>the government actually hired a songwriter to make an educational song called poo in the loo to try and get people to stop shitting on the street
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU
>hosted on the UNICEF India page
>>339811871
That's true in general but symmetra is not sexy at all. Pharaph is 100% the best girl in that game.
>>339818072
>this video
holy fucking shit i can't believe this WHAT THE FUCK INDIA
>34 lootboxes opened so far, all from leveling, only legendary i got was same as OP
pls end me
>>339817719
as much as I wish /pol/ as wrong on this one...
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/15/take-poo-loo-indian-psa_n_5153313.html
>>339811871
POO IN LOO
>>339817949
India is a third world country with extensive rural area.
>>339818072
Holy fuck this is actually catchy
LITERALLY PERFECT
>>339817719
>muh /pol/ bogeyman
It's legit you retard
http://web.archive.org/web/20150414064858/http://www.poo2loo.com/
>>339818334
I meant believing he was Indian.
>>339818142
>>339818334
>>339818348
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>>339818419
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixJgY2VSct0
The documentary.
would quite honestly let symmetra poo in my loo
>>339818391
>>339818072
If you guys think this is bad, check out some of the videos an Australian city made for the Aboriginal population.
Here's one to get them to stop sniffing gasoline.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt0NcaxmGHo
Here's one to get them to stop hitting each other with rocks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjLmC6KUh3M
Here's one to get them to stop sleeping in the road because they kept getting run over.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA241Lg70fg
>>339818130
Shame her body is covered by that armour
>>339818391
>37 years old
>unmarried
why does Symmetra not make any poop jokes
not even a "don't shit where you eat" or something?
>>339818510
the thought of her squeezing out a chocolate log on an established avenue is pretty hot tbqh
>>339811912
>>339810614
I feel like they purposely gave her a best figure because they knew she would be the least attractive girl who also has no interesting story.
>>339818262
>>339817896
Does overwatch purposely give you legendary skins for characters you never play as? I'm literally only symmetra and have unlocked maybe a voice line and a spray for her
>>339818751
hey at least the next one is kinda cool, makes playing reaper tolerable
>>339818751
It sure seems like it.
Got legendaries for Zarya, Bastion and Junkrat and I don't even play them.
>>339810614
Man, she really needs to be buffed. Her turrets need more health or range, her shields need to go back up to 50 instead of a useless 25, her alt fire needs to both charge faster and travel faster, and her ult needs to charge faster.
Why they ever nerfed her to begin with is is beyond me.
>>339810614
LITERALLY AUTISTIC
>>339818751
>mostly play phara, lucio, reinhardt, D.Va, McRee
>get leggos for hanzo, 2xsymmetra and mei
>>339818751
>bought 24 boxes
>only get two legendaries
>it's one for each of the snipers
Absolutely disgusting.
>>339817462
It's like that for everyone
>>339818751
This
>>339818751
>I'm literally only symmetra
So, do you just have bad motor skills, or do you genuinely enjoy being a worthless team member?
>>339818921
>buying boxes
if sniper had jarate then why doesnt symmetra throw her stinky poo poo? lol :p
>>339816371
>girl
I only have ~30 legendary skins so far, and I've noticed that every time I've unboxed one it's always in the same spot (the third one from left to right)
is it just a coincidence or is it like this for everyone else, and why the fuck would that be the case if this their intent?
>>339819017
Having a competent symmetra in your team is handy as fuck
>>339819040
haha
>>339819017
Symmetra is pretty good defense hero, her only problem is she's labeled as support for some bizarre reason.
>>339818503
Man, there's so much I take for granted.
>>339819082
I think it arranges them in order of rarity
The rarest thing you find is always the third spot
>>339819128
Isn't it great that you live in a part of the world that doesn't require every cell phone sold to have a panic button feature because too many people are getting mugged and raped?
>>339810614
Ask yourself this.
Have you seen a Symmetra PotG?
>>339819269
Yes
>>339819269
>have you seen a zarya potg?
>>339819269
Of course I have.
>>339817462
First: Hayseed Junkrat
Second: Scarecrow Junkrat
Third: Scarecrow Junkrat
>>339819269
I have, but they were usually for shitty matches where one team just got rolled/stonewalled, and it's always just the player picking up scraps from other people's work.
>>339819082
>I only have ~30 legendary skins
fuck off humble bragger micro transaction faggot
>>339819269
It's pretty rare to see PotG for any sort of support character
>>339810614
i found your hat, kid.
at least that skin shows dem sexy feets.
>>339819269
I have seen a lot,all me.
Symetra have one of best bodies in OW if not best.
But her face...its boner-killer. I want to like her but even Tracer and Blueberry have better face.
>>339819269
I already have 2 under my belt. One was killing 3 people with spaming big orbs on VI first chokepoint and that my turrets killed 1 or 2 more at the same time.
Feels good.
>>339819321
My fav tank, so yes couple times already.
>>339818391
Her only flaw is that shes boring as fuck to play lmoa
>>339811871
i agree as long as they use a toilet
>>339819269
>>339819321
I've gotten more than one with each character. Granted it's way easier with people like Junkrat.
Though Zarya is easier than Symm just because of her ult.
>>339819781
so none of the ones from the actual country
or the ones with the smashed-up pug faces
>>339810614
She is actually Blizzard confirmed for having autism
http://www.egmnow.com/articles/news/one-of-overwatchs-heroes-is-on-the-autism-spectrum/
Quit making fun of my autistic waifu :(
>>339810614
Because she looks dumb and is only used by shit fetishists.
>>339819269
Plenty. Same as Torbjorn: Stand still, spam the choke, die, turrets get 3 kills.
Lucio, Winston and Zenyatta are the only rare PoTGs.
>>339819923
I read that comic but I dont get autism part, is likeing things to be straight and segregeted autism?
>>339819910
pretty much
>>339820103
>Is not paying attention to someone talking to you to fix something completely unrelated to anything autistic
what the fuck do you think
>>339819923
I wouldn't if she wasn't trash tier
>>339820103
She specifically says she is on the spectrum
>>339820103
I feel as though she's more of an OCD person than an autism person
>>339820045
>tfw you get a multi-enviro-kill on a KOTH map as Lucio
>>339820103
That's one thing, yeah. There's the reason it's called a "spectrum," it covers a bunch of things.
>>339819269
I got 2 with her yesterday
>>339820175
I'm a girl with autism too leave her alone no bully
>>339818751
>Only legendaries are Mei and Symmetra
>Can't find anything to use Symmetra in besides certain defend matches
I can just bullshit with Mei, Genji or Tracer and call it a day.
>>339820165
I think my mom might be autistic....
>>339820045
I have not played Lucio more than once.jpg
>>339819269
Yes and it was me
>>339820276
>>339820276
kys mah man
>>339820373
I'm laughing pretty hard because that's me, you got me
>>339818572
>delicious xmas cake
>>339820442
L O N D O N
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>>339820442
yeah you're Imouto#11511
>>339811912
>>339811968
>>339812050
>>339812229
You are aware she lierally burned down bombay because she didn't want pool in loo, right?
>>339820554
who are you
>>339819269
All the time
In fact I get most of mine with symmetra
Got a quad kill on the final push to the point. Only people who are bad at the game think symmetra isn't good
>>339820642
someone who saw that exact same webm in the thread on /vg/ with your battletag in the post, not that hard to comprehend
>>339820191
I agree, shitting out perfectly rectangular streets and buidlings and being disugsted by naturally grown cities smells more like OCD to me. People these days will call any kind of obtrusive behaviour autism though.Before your post reminded me of OCD, I was actually going along with calling her behaviour autism. I guess this place really makes you retarded after a while.
>>339818921
>buying boxes
You have only yourself to blame for.
>Symmetra
>Good
>Turrets are killed in one hit and barely tickle
>Left-Click damage barely means anything since she's so squishy
All she's good for is teleporters and right-click spamming reinhardt/bastion combos.
>not playing symmetra
>not setting up all your turrets in a single area and being useless
>>339821028
buying boxes is just accelerating the disappointment you'd experience through leveling
>>339818921
>>339817643
kosol baba
>>339810614
>removes an ass shot because it makes some people uncomfortable and they don't want t exclude anyone
>but Hindu religious imagery has never ever made anyone feel uncomfortable ever
>>339810614
___ in the ___
>>339821175
I agree on more HP for turrets
But:
>Left-Click damage barely means anything since she's so squishy
Is hard bait, she can melt tanks, genjis and many more.
My only bane is Reaper with decend aim.
>>339821759
The new post is infinitely better
>>339821759
>>339822574
post hindu ass shot pls
>She's my defensive "main"
>almost 70% winrate with her
>Want to desperately see her as a waifu
>She has a "beauty mark" on dark skin
ruined.
>>339814157
https://youtu.be/_peUxE_BKcU
>>339816371
You'll never have Swiss Miss
>>339818419
>>339817949
>>339818334
Fuck off back to /pol/ you racist faggots
>>339819710
>Her only flaw is that shes boring as fuck to play lmoa
shitter detected
>>339817271
>Pikmin noises intensify
I feel I'm one of the few that finds her attractive. Like she's not drop dead gorgeous but I like how long her legs are and how pronounced they made her hips.
>>339823941
You're not one of the few. The only people who find her ugly are the racists on 4chan. She's has very obvious objective sex appeal
![Oni-369741-Overwatch_Zarya[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5nyLJUl.jpg "Oni-369741-Overwatch_Zarya[1].jpg")
>>339816371
>Most /pol/ character in the game
>Had to get hard because Omniggers ruined everything
>Drops fame and fortune to fight for her country
>Hardest tank, arguably one of the hardest characters
>Counters all the bullshit /v/ likes to complain about
>Shields got our back
>Wombo combo for days
>Wants to hug you like big siberian bear
Shes the best girl off yourself.
>>339816294
>phillipinos being unsexy/unattractive
defend your statement
Guys what is the eta to find a match for you?how often are you matched with the same people?
Thinking of buying the game but the conversion rates are terribly shit.
>>339826534
Like 30 seconds tops. Around 2 minutes for a six man premade.
>>339818391
Yes
can someone post the 30 seconds to round start shoop with lex luthor
>>339826836
>she will never sit on your face and let your rim her and huff her farts as you tightly grasp her perfect buttcheeks
>>339826836
We all know she uses her nanobots to de-age herself.
>>339826859
>>339820353
>that fucking turn
>>339818391
I prefer cobalt skin for the black tights. But all her colors with her default outfit look great imo.
>>339819269
Happens all the time for me. My favorite was when I flanked a Lucio + Mercy, melted Lucio with my beam, melted Mercy right after she resurrected him, then proceeded to melt Lucio down a second time, all while snagging a kill with my turrets somewhere else.
Symmetra's really good at taking down other supports.
Saw an extremely attractive brown chick who looked like Pharah today
My white genes be damned, I'm gonna marry an egyptian goddess and there's nothing /pol/ can do to stop me
Why didn't they make Symmetra look like this? Her giant nose looks terrible.
>>339811871
t. pajeet
>>339827175
This made me laugh very hard.
>>339827303
>20 minutes into netflix and chill when she gives you that look
>>339818751
started last night, my favorites were symettra, pink haired lesbian tank, widowmaker and tracer
>got legendaries for tracer and pink haired tank before level 10
not bad, blizzard, not bad
>>339827662
I know. I don't understand why she looks like shit in game.
>>339826998
You did good up until the farts faggot.
>>339811871
>work with Indian woman
>reeks of BO every day
>I can't use the coat rack during the winter because she uses it and her coat makes mine smell like shit
I wouldn't say top tier
>>339816371
she is damn sexy bruh
>>339818921
You paid money for boxes?
Are you retarded?
>>339828239
fuck off faggot
>>339827854
It's entirely her nose. I guess a lot of Indian women do have big/wide noses, but not all of them do. I guess Blizzard was trying to be "inclusive" by making her ugly.
>>339817271
why would god create such a creature?
Why are the crossover fanart much better than the actual characters themselves?
>>339820045
Lucio I've seen
Winston I've only seen me get POTGs as him since I rarely see other Winstons in quickplay.
Zenyatta I have not seen
>>339818130
Symmetra has a great ass and thighs
>>339828390
I accidentally bought 50 boxes
I got my refund though. Thank god. Thought I was getting something else
>kill everyone on the other team with pharos rain from heaven
>lose potg to widow maker who got two head shots in a row
Fuck me right?
>>339812305
Hahaha
Why no tits on any girl in this game (Mei concept art doesnt count). Why have numales decided breasts are oversexualization but lean, long-legged girls with good asses aren't?
>>339810614
> 85% win rate with Symmetra after 40 games
I like her at least
>>339828784
Numales are primate children.
They do what ever they are told to do and most feminists only see tits as a problem
>>339818391
K I N G S R O W
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>>339828893
But why does a tall girl with radiant hair, a 10/10 face, great legs and a /fit/ ass get a completely free pass until the second her chest goes over a 30D. I legit don't understand the hate for it, these girls don't choose to have big breasts at the expense of intelligence or any rubbish, it's very natural.
>>339811871
Don't even bother, white boys lust only for black bulls. Just see their american media these days.
It's funny, because they will spam POO IN LOO all day and no one will whine, but say something about niggers and they will spam about going back to /pol/.
>>339829169
Fat chicks who complain about it think big tits on skinny chicks is unrealistic
obviously they never leave the home
>>339828784
Russian is a borderline bodybuilder and they only keep big tits via implants
D.Va is an Asian twig
The rest either have thick armour over their chests (Pharrah, Mercy), thick clothes (Mei), have robotics covering them (Tracer), or have the legs and ass to compensate (Widow, Sym)
>>339829169
For better or worse our society has a fascination with tits. You absolutely cannot make a character with big tits and not have that be what 90% of your audience focuses on, both men and women, tit lovers and tit haters. For whatever reason thats just how our culture developed.
Thats not to say its logical or "right", and in fact many femenists would agree with the viewpoint you espouse, that its just another form of gendered body based discrimination to view big tits as inherently sexual and base character design around that.
>>339829278
But if they're interpreting uncommon for unrealistic then make all the girls in the game 5/10s. Also scrap then being remotely competitive with the men in the game.
Why do they have specific hate for breasts that they pretend they don't exist? Is it because you either have them or you don't?
>>339829583
Ok i can see that point - like the one Mei concept art now leading to tonnes of art pretending she's some stacked model.
>>339829746
Because only brain dead women think breast are everything.
They forget us leg ass fags exist
>Zen has the best highlight intro
>fucking impossible to get PotG with him
Fuck this shit, count heal per second into the equation. A fucking Mercy resurrects 2 and gets it half the time.
>>339819269
I have three POTGs as Symmetra, they're all just me orbing or death raying someone while my turrets kill another couple people. Usually on the first push of Kings Row or Numbani.
My other "main" is Reinhardt and I haven't got a single POTG as him even though I got a quad kill off his Earth Shatter the other day. Fuck Bastion.
>>339823361
>shitter detected
Nigger overwatch is easy as fuck. Mercy is boring. Tell me whats interesting about playing her?
>>339820024
The only people obsessed with the scat association are meme-addicted, look-I-posted-it-again Redditors.
canon autistic
>ctrl f "poo"
>27 results
there's your answer op
Why are legendary skins so ugly? It's not even worth wasting 1000 coins
>>339831558
Staying alive, tracking your entire team at once, switching between buff, heal and pistol when appropriate. It takes a very active mind to play a good Mercy and it's very rewarding. I genuinely enjoy playing her.
>>339831804
There are some good legendaries.
>>339810614
have you seen zarya
ugh
>>339830340
He can get POTGs on final pushes, you just need to kill someone then do a clutch Transcendance to cancel their desperation ults.
>annoying sentry turrets
>shitskinned
>shitty voice
>literally indian tech support
you're a faggot op
![bcda09cfdeac4c915936de76b6e0f0f2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Fr4rxFW.jpg "bcda09cfdeac4c915936de76b6e0f0f2[1].jpg")
>>339831804
You can't me this isn't the hottest thing you've ever seen
>>339831979
I personally don't see the appeal of this skin, or this character, but it seems like both are popular.
I want her to poo on me!
Reminder:www.ahnegao.com.br/2016/06/overwatch-jogabilidade-de-cada-personagem.html#more-88014
>>339831979
that looks shit
>>339811871
kek
>>339832954
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6t50L7skl4&feature=youtu.be
She is one of the best characters in the game.
>>339810614
Apparently fans of lore and those that over analyze everything have determined Symmetra is actually autistic in some way. Something about a line that mentions her being "on the spectrum" and "accepting people like us."
So technically She should be /v/'s waifu.
>>339816801
Found the pushstart. I love how your people immediately compare things to dogs. Reminds me of the muzzies.
>>339827662
because indians have fucking jew noses, deal with it.
>>339834046
This is true, lets end the "indians are hot" meme. They all look like brown skeletons and i have literally never seen an indian girl with big breasts.
>>339818503
Indian exchange students are so fucking weird, but I kinda see what shit (heh) they have to deal with so maybe I should be nicer to them. Still, I wish they would flush the toilet, shower or stop microwaving their smelly curry
>yes this is Jenny from Microsoft tech support, your computer have a wirus and I will be needing you to connect to remote desktop so I can fix the problems
Y-yeah Blizzard, it's just what I wanted...
>>339816801
calm down pajeet
