The "make your enemies cry like an anime fan at prom night" was a good joke guys.
Mighty No 9 still looks great.
>>339801965
>The "make your enemies cry like an anime fan at prom night" was a good joke guys.
Yes.
>Mighty No 9 still looks great.
No.
I take no pleasure watching Mighty No. 9 fail.
They are bringing it upon themselves more and more.
>>339801965
Why the fuck do they push the meme of him being handsome?
>>339803480
Who is he?
>>339804080
E celeb, all I know from these threads is that he's considered the "Handsome" one out of the group he belongs to.
>post yfw you never backed a kickstarter
>>339804537
Compared to matt, woolie, and pat liam is handsome
>>339804537
the other three ecelebs in the group are a fat balding manchild, a fat balding manlet, and a swamp monster
comparatively handsome
>>339803480
Because compared to the rest he's model. It's the ugly girl effect but in a group of guys. Unfortunately their lifestyle is rubbing off on him so he's slowly getting fat and bald himself
I actually think Patt is the most attractive of the three. Woolie's hair makes me wanna puke and Matt's manchild baby personality is a huge turn off.
Liam is weird looking
>>339804652
>mfw
>>339804792
Pat has the most attractive girlfriend so this checks out
>>339804652
I backed Takedown: Red Sabre
;_;
>>339801965
I DIDN'T WASTE MY MONEY GUISE C'MON PLEASE BELIEVE ME IT LOOKS SO GOOD GUYS C'MON.
>>339803480
but he is handsome tho
>>339801965
>be anime fan
>don't cry at prom night
What were they implying exactly
>>339803480
Woolie literally smells like shit.
Pat is the manlet of manlets.
Matt is autistic.
Liam is boring and average - thus he's the handsome one.
>>339804792
Woolworth would actually look ok if he just cut the hair.
>>339803403
>It's a Stamper talks about getting raped as a kid episode.
>>339804537
Bullshit
>>339804652
Which one of them will come out as a furry first?
>>339804902
It's an open relationship so that hardly counts.
>>339805230
never will because le predator dreadlocks is his entire character aside from being an obnoxious fake hype weaboo
>>339805359
Pat, Plague already did and he is part of the company
>>339805359
Matt or Pat.
>>339805479
Plague is probably the only good furry in existence. The issues of growing up on a farm in Kentucky.
>>339804652
>mfwI actually backed LWA.
>>339801965
It's a good joke. Just not when the target audience for the game is mostly weebs and you're currently making an anime for the game that you hope people watch.
D44M could have used the same joke and it would have gone down much smoother.
>>339805359
Matt is literal daiperfur. Check is obsession with red pandas.
Woolie went to a furry convention and tried to stealth it.
>>339805359
Matt already has. He even has a fucking red panda onesey that he insists on wearing to movie nights with the guys and you can see their discomfort.
>>339805538
>mfw forgetting about LWA2
>mfw browsing Netflix and it shows up
>mfw it's 50 minuets long
Nearly shat my pants in excitement.
>GUYS THE GAMEPLAY LOOKS GOOD THOUGH RIGHT? RIGHT?
>uhh...nah.
It was pretty awkward tbqh.
When will Liam stop sucking off Inafune? What does he hope to accomplish.
I remember all four of them were laughing at the Flappy Bird guy getting death threats. But if someone dares call Inafune "Jewnafune" as a joke, you've gone WAY too far.
>>339805359
Woolie will keep denying it as he is wont to do.
Pat will treat it like it's no big deal and will admit to it when confronted. He would probably fuck anything.
Matt is full on autistic furfag complete with fursona. He doesn't try to hide it and will vehemently protect his manchild ways.
>>339801965
He can't have possibly said it looks good, I know he has ADHD and doesn't pay attention to anything but surely he took one look at it.
>>339805804
He's in denial.
I'm guessing he dropped $500+ into it or some shit.
>>339805532
>plagues swat kat callie stuff
>>339804652
>never backed a kickstarter
>never gave money to women on the internet on patreon
>didn't spend money for useless shit like prom night
>no gf
I got all the money.
>>339805940
Yeah at least Plague seems to to draw on the lower end of furry stuff instead of full blown.
Plague's alright, would like to see him do some more tri/hexafusions again, shame Woolie gave him such a shitty one that it burnt him out.
>>339806029
>most of my money goes to importing weebshit
I don't know how to feel.
>>339806159
It's your money, brah.
As long as you don't go broke and save something, it's fine.
>>339804652
>its a woolie tries to use japanese words episode
NANI?!
NANDESUKA
>>339806537
>it's a Woolie drops his spaghetti when Pat talks about Gundam episode
Y-yeah, that thing! I remember that thing. Heh heh...
>>339806659
>its a woolie tries to rap credit sequence
>>339801965
I seriously don't even understand how their podcast got even worse. It's like they can't even stick to any topic anymore and just tangent all over the place constantly.
>>339803480
The anime meme is even worse.
He obviously doesn't like talking about it, and gets uncomfortable when the discussion goes beyond normalfag depth.
I think Liam is a pleasant individual who considers the arguments of others and is fairly unbiased.
Prove me wrong faggots
>>339804652
Reminds me that a friend of mine backed Sealark a few years ago, no wonder he never brought kikestarter ever since
>Pat shaved his head and kept the beard
He's like a little Max Payne, he downs painkillers like candy too.
>>339806783
>>339807170
I think Liam tries to play the middle man if not devil's advocate wayyyy too much, liiiiiiiike. You just can't hold him to such actions all the time you know like, it's too mean.
>Its a "Matt misses another episode because the Canadian government is auditing him after spending 1000 dollars a week on cheap chinese dolls" episode
Probably the only reason I listen to their bullshit podcast anymore. I wait to hear if anyone is missing, and the reason why. Then I shut that shit off.
>>339807170
Devil's Avocado
>>339807241
Again?
>>339803480
look at this handsome fucker
>>339807638
Is that Manly?
>>339807241
>"If i take that off will you die?"
>"yeah probally":(
>>339807438
Isn't he married to a mafia princess?
Can't he funnel his purchases through a shell corporation to avoid this shit?
>>339804652
>tfw backedROAM
The developer says they got involved in some legal shit with a member of the team.
Could be bullshit, but either way the development of the game has stopped. Fuck me, it even looked interesting.
>>339807438
>The best times are when Matt isn't around to talk about the missus or movies
Why won't the fucker just make a new channel again? Or why won't the others just make their own?
>>339807728
>he has the bullshit sleep apnea that will never go away
Poor dumb bastard
>>339807812
>fat people actually think this
>>339807809
afraid they would actually have to work again if it didnt work out
>>339807809
Iron-clad Machinima contract because Matt is the worst person you want ever to make any kind of financial or business decision.
>>339807728
This just adds to the theory that Pat is terminally ill.
>>339807438
Why are they all such hopeless man-children? People throw that term around, but they all seriously fit it like tee.
>>339807918
What?
>Pat bought 250 Overwatch crates
>>339801965
>The "make your enemies cry like an anime fan at prom night" was a good joke guys.
This is correct. The other jokes all fell flat on their faces and ruined this one though
>Mighty No 9 still looks great.
lmao
>>339801965
>Mighty No 9 still looks great.
>>339804652
>tfw backed Pathologic and Pillars of Eternity
>Pillars of Eternity was as good as I was expecting
>Pathologic is looking better than I was expecting and also resulted in a HD, bugfixed and retranslated release of the original game
I pity anyone that backed anything else
>>339807931
They seriously haven't found a way to loophole out of that insane 15 year or whatever contract Matt forced on them?
You'd think the others can just say he doesn't control their say like any other sane person caught in that shit deal.
>>339808127
>You'd think the others can just say he doesn't control their say like any other sane person caught in that shit deal.
He actually does because he's the owner of the channel and pays everyone their salaries.
>>339808127
>sane person logic
There's the problem
>>339806159
people spend money on all kinds of supposedly worthless shit. who cares what you spend your money on as long as you're being responsible with it?
>>339804652
Same guy here, i really feel sorry for people who backed a project and got fucked over. Aren't there some legal protections for backers
Fuck you guys, I know I'm going to be shitposted into oblivion but:
>I literally want Pat and Matt to do a P5 LP.
>>339804652
Not even once.
I don't understand, though.
The whole point of watching a let's play is the personalities of the people who play it, and see how they react to what happens in the game.
If these people have shit/boring personalities, then what the fuck's the point?
>>339808361
You seriously think they won't? They've been jumping on every single bandwagon to get views. Of course, with Pat spoiling the entire game for himself on the side because he lacks any and all self control.
>>339808361
Why Matt?
>>339808361
I want Pat, Woolie and Liam doing it while arguing which girl to get with the whole time, while Matt slips back into alcoholism because he doesn't get to be in the popular LP
It's really getting to me how unhealthy they sound. They've always had Fat Voice, but now they just sound gravelly and diseased. Woolie constantly choking on his own snot makes my skin crawl.
And Pat has sleep apnea too. He's gonna be the first to die.
>>339808361
>part 6 second play session
>welcome back everyone you may notice my persona is level 99 but thats fine i just did a little off screen grinding
>proceeds to min max every s link with a guide he has open while pretending to be surprised at every cutscene
>>339808502
Who else would you have Pat play with? It would be too depressing to have him playing alone, Liam sucks fucking balls and based on the whole Dark Souls playthroughs, he just can't properly work with Woolie.
>>339804652
I feel like that joke and trailer would usually be a pretty forgettable thing if it wasn't for the fire surrounding MN9 and people looking for things to fuel that fire even more.
>>339808546
>Pat has sleep apnea
Source?
>>339805686It also got dubbed out of nowhere and it's a surprisingly good one.
>>339808552
>implying
He'll be massively overlevelled but still be fucking garbage at the game.
>Pat actually struggled to kill Yhorm
>>339808613
No shit, Sherlock
>>339804652
>Backed Mercenary Kings
>got exactly what I expected
>Never backed anything again.
>>339808641
cant be worse than FFX
>>339808451
The main issue is that it's 1 or 2 liked personalities stuck with 2-3 shit ones, with who or how many is shit as the main debate.
I personally think pat and woolie are ok but Liam adds nothing and Matt is cancerous to the rest.
>>339808712
I dropped that trainwreck of an LP at part 17 when they insisted on making the 'WAKKA IS LE RACIST' joke at least 22 times an episode.
I like all of them.
They are cool guys even if they're manchildren
>>339806917
I think the problem is Matt doesn't even play video games anymore and has nothing to contribute to those discussion. It's always "me and the missus did this and that" or some shit. No one else at least talks about their GFs.
>>339806029
>>didn't spend money for useless shit like prom night
>still went to prom because a buddy gave me an entrance ticket
All those niggers payed hundreds of euros and i got it all for free.
>>339808590
At least those two know about Persona and SMT in general. Matt would just sit there bored like the Nuzlocke or Sonic Adventure and maybe bust out a "Pay me" every now and then or laugh at Mara a few times.
>>339805804
>>339805850
Liam always plays Devil's Avocado, but if you listen to the progression of his defense of it on the podcast you can tell he's past the point of actually thinking it will be good and he just wants the nightmare to end.
>>339801965
>>339807172
>Not using Cirno for the ice bit
7/10
>>339808830
I dropped it at part 15 when they couldn't wrap their heads around how the chocobo trail worked.
>matt laughs at something dumb
>now decides that's his one joke for the next 6 months
>immediately forgets the joke and gets it wrong
>still parrots it every video
How has no one told him yet that it was "very bad" difficulty? He keeps thinking "very hard" difficulty was the dumb thing but very hard difficulty fucking exists
What's wrong with Matt?
>>339808918
Im really sick of Lism's shtick, he even defends Razor's attempt at Ouya for fucks sake
>>339809118
He became a normalfag who still wants to fit in.
>>339809082
Honestly a bit pissed that Woolie is walking Pat through to the Usurp the Flame ending on DS3.
I was kinda looking forward to Pat giving FK the eyes and then absent-mindedly summoning her and trying to stop her from snuffing the flame only to get worst ending by accident.
>>339809118
He is a fat, stupid, unfunny furfag and autist.
>>339808448
>>339808787
Liam's problem is that unless he's running the show he can't really play off the others well and seems to struggle to find anything to add.
Most, if not all of the playthroughs he helms are fantastic but he often turns into a third wheel on other playthroughs.
I mean I was hesitant to watch TP because I hate 3d Zelda and
>Liam, Matt and Woolie
But Liam puts a lot of effort into being entertaining, informative and he edits his goddamn videos and it makes them a great watch.
>>339809141
He bought a Shield.
The boy is fucking obsessed with owning all platforms because he had a deprived gaming childhood.
>>339809118
Autistic, blocks out anything that can alter his worldview. Either takes offense at something or takes the stance that he's the one in the right.
>>339805383
I suspected that was the case, is there any proof though?
>>339809118
Look at him. He looks like a fucking mongoloid. His parents should have never let him slither out of the abortion bucket
>>339809198
This. I also thought Liam was the only good part of that Star Fox LP they did a while back
>>339809235
looks like an average Canadian to me
>>339807949
>Why are they all such hopeless man-children?
Aren't we all? This is /v/ after all.
>>339809234
The proof is that /v/ says so.
Also this
>>>/wsg/1113008
>>339808952
>tfw no qt curly jewess gf
>>339808546
>They each die off one by one
>Liam and Plague are the only survivors
>Decide to not bother with the ''''company'''' any more
>Liam just keeps doing his own bad-at-games-weeaboo thing
>Plague just keeps being good at drawing
I don't think I'd care at this point,I haven't watched any of their group stuff in years
>>339809273
Oh you
>>339809198
MGSV is god tier, but I can see it being awful if Pat was playing instead of Liam.
>>339809118
He doesn't care about video games.
>>339804652
>>339808686
>Backed Drift Stage
>Got Drift Stage
>>339809213
I think it's more of "we have the money, why not try everything and look for content for the channel?"
but I'm sure Liam legit enjoys all platforms regardless.
>>339808448
>tfw saw this delicious brown
>picked up
>it's a trap
JUST
At least there was the qt detective.
>>339809118
He looks like a Hollow who's overeating to compensate.
>>339808448
>>339809509
>brown qt trap
picked the fuck up
>>339809213
Actually he hates all Razer products and spent a while ranting about Ouya2. I lied just to see if people would believe it
>>339809118
>410 BILLION MEMES
>Laughs at his own jokes constantly
>As soon as anyone laughs at a comment he makes, he'll run it into the ground
>The funniest thing he's said in months is Screamlord
Everything tbqh famalam.
>>339801965
It's not a good joke. It's actually really bad and I don't say it because I find it offensive or anything, there just isn't any humor to it. It'd be like saying "make your enemies squeal like a faggot OP". It's a string of words that logically make sense, but isn't funny.
>>339809645
Anime is normalfag central these days anyway, so it doesn't even make sense.
>>339809118
Never watched these guys, but after seeing that everyone's shitting on this guy I'm interested purely for sadistic reasons.
Spoonfeed me the worst of these TBFP
>>339809636
Not gonna lie I don't think I'll ever not find the 410 billion meme funny.
>>339809725
I'll sum it up for you in two words:
He's "that kid".
>>339809725
They're not worth it, people raise a shitstorm because they've declined over time but unless you followed so far it's pointless to star because you won't get it anyway.
>>339809636
I only watch a very sparse few of their playthroughs, so I don't mind, found it kinda funny even.
410 billion dead cops.
>>339809725
Maybe you should try forming your own opinions
>>339809725
No More Heroes and Donkey Kong Country 2 are just that guy solo
>there are people still subscribed to these faggots even AFTER the dark souls 3 shitfest
>>339809820
That's exactly why I'm asking.
>>339809823
Thanks
>>339804652
There have been some decent ones in the past
>>339809636
matt makes good jokes but he just makes a ton of shitty ones too
![fellowkids[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IXuSP4g.jpg "fellowkids[1].jpg")
>Pat actually went through Archdragon Peak and found pretty much everything
For once I wasn't cringing as hard as I can.
They better fucking go back to the dark Shrine though.
>>339809118
He's like, 30 years old and is the real life version of pic related.
>>339801965
The game looks like shit but the joke wasn't that bad. If I was a little kid who asked for those Tuber Heroes dolls for Christmas I'd probably laugh my stupid dick off. It's just a bunch of triggered GamerGate retards and backers who care about MN9
Who are these people? Literally who? Faggots that children watch during their tendies?
>>339809823
Except NMH is pretty good because he actually points out shit people might not have noticed and shares stories about being QA for the game.
>>339809839
Well shitfest is mostly the comments, it's not like they're responsible for those
>>339809903
They did, you should be getting the ep tomorrow.
>>339809839
>know nothing about Dark Souls other than there's some guy who says Praise the Sun
>can still tell Pat is buttfuck retarded and wrong
>>339809915
>*manchildren watch during their tendies
>>339809903
I feel like Pat tries to not explore thoroughly to prevent another Bloodborne disaster.
>>339809880
>only went for the blu-ray tier
Just die in my sleep already.
>>339809839
I don't see a problem with DS3 playthrough.
>>339810041
It honestly feels like he puts pressure on himself to explore but rush through the areas, which is a shame because he can't take his time to really enjoy himself too much.
>>339810114
This, people are sperging too hard
>>339810041
No, he's just blind and stupid. He missed a bonfire dead center of the screen for fuck's sake. In the same place as it was at the beginning of the game, too.
>>339810090
At least you're not the guy that got one of the worst still frames as his backer reward
>"Daaad, I lost the annals of history..."
>"I have no son".
This is what Pat ACTUALLY believes.
>>339801965
Who are these literal who? I'm not much into this e-celeb the thing, can someone explain to me?
>>339810206
So you're saying he read the item descriptions in DS1 and never went to /dsg/.
>>339810206
Its what it said in DS1, actually
>>339810206
LUCATIEL'S BROTHER
SHE TURNED INTO THAT MONSTER
HE ACTIVATED THE ABYSS
>>339801965
>watching TP part 14 right now
>matt pulls out a bunch of cookies
>4 have 500 calories
Fuuuuck.
>>339810283
>>339810289
Are you people serious?
Reality:
>His name was lost to the annals of history.
Pat:
>He lost his name because he...fucked up...the annals of history...or something
Does nobody know what annals of history means? Fucking hell.
>>339810370
He's going to have a heart attack at 40
>>339810319
THAT GUY IS PHARIS
DUSK TURNED INTO A TREE
>even matt and woolie who know fuck all about DS1 don't buy it
>>339810319
>lucatiel's brother
This is how we know Pat's cheating, item descriptions in DS3 open that possibility but nothing in DS2 even hints it.
>>339810409
Hopefully like 10 years sooner
>>339810381
Check the fucking wiki you sperglord. It says exactly what Pat said
>>339810381
An annals is a year-by-year record of events, most people upon reading that item description just thought he got kicked off Olympus for knocking over all the library shelves.
It's actually kinda neat if you think about it, what could a guy do to accidentally a whole archive.
>>339810183
>>339809213
I'm pretty damn sure that out of all of them liam is the only one who actually still enjoys vidya.
>>339810381
http://darksouls.wikidot.com/ring-of-the-sun-s-firstborn
>>339810494
>>339810526
God damn it what the fuck. Okay I'm wrong.
>>339809234
Woolie keeps having sex with Pat's girlfriend.
I had a good chuckle at this. Nice editing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BR5zKsJxIHM
>>339809234
She's pity-fucking him because he only has a couple of years left to live.
He knows she's out of his league, so he agreed to an open relationship. She's often seen around other guys in the video games e-celeb business, and spent a long time alone in Japan.
>>339810431
Uh yeah it does.
Lucatiel talks a lot about her brother.
>>339810951
>spent a long time alone in Japan
Pat may not have been around but she wasn't alone.
>>339810951
Pat's gone on record as saying he would be a toilet if it meant h got to live forever.
>>339809714
Anime really isn't. You have some shows gain mainstream appeal like Attack on Titan but the vast majority of anime is viewed as weird shit. And that's fine.
>>339809645
I thought the joke was sorta average. It makes sense. There's a setup and a punchline. It's like a filler joke though. You can replace the term "anime fan" with any group of people who can be assumed to be unattractive.
That, and the developers of MN9 really aren't in a position to give sick burns to anyone. They should be kissing ass if they want me to buy that shit at this point.
>>339811013
Not that he's Creighton.
>>339809118
>unironically likes SU
>backed piss and poopycat
>relies on simpsons quotes to pretend he's still "cool" then stopped because people saw it
>left the gym early because he heard someone giggling
>forced himself into ffx so he can pretend to be cool again
>>339811043
Exactly. He's desperate.
>>339811042
Right.
Also he often calls her his wife. They obviously don't want to go through the expense and legal complications of a legal marriage, so they just play the part to make his last days more enjoyable and comforting.
>SBFP thread on /v/
>people spend the whole thread complaining
>they still watch them
>they'll make another thread tomorrow with the same complaints
>>339811181
>videogame thread on /v/
>people spend the whole thread complaining
>they still play them
>they'll make another thread tomorrow with the same complaints
>>339810951
I wish this cuck meme would die, as well as the people like you who post it nonstop.
Besides, if anyone's the cuck, it's Matt.
>>339811153
>Constantly says the Simpsons quote "I sleep in a big bed with my wife."
>>339803403
I'm gay for stamper.
I wish that the Zaibatsu gets regularly shit on for sucking Nintedo and dragging the podcast for it.
Like, they are literally the embodiment of "It's Okay If Nintendo Does It".
Also, Paige is the best thing to ever happen to the Zaibatsu. Her Periscope sessions were WAY more interesting than their recent LPs.
>>339801965
I love how anime fans got so salty about it. Truth is hard to swallow for these losers.
>>339811251
>implying any of us play video games
Time spent playing is time I could have spent complaining
>>339811115
Nothing weird about anime>>>/wsg/1113008
>>339811308
I guess so, but you'd still need the material to complain about. Gotta play a bit of videogames for that.
>>339811301
>All those times Matt got visibly and audibly aggravated whenever someone shat on Nintendo or didn't care about his opinion
>>339804652
>mfw exclusively backing board games
>>339811301
Pat must be hung to get a giantess to like you
>>339811267
>Besides, if anyone's the cuck, it's Matt.
But Matt's wife would have to be somebody that anyone else wanted.
>>339811350
Nah, just remember what other people complained about then regurgitate it later
>>339811301
Who the fuck is Paige and why should I care?
>>339811153
dont forget he cheated his diet and lied to the person he paid to help him lose weight about it
and then he literally cried when he had to eat unseasoned chicken or something for his diet followed by entirely giving up on it
>>339804652
>backed Hotline Miami vinyl
>still nothing
>>339811443
Taking notes, thanks
>>339810428
>>339811458
Pat's GF
>>339811267
Well matt is the perfect patsy once his mafia wife kills a guy
>>339811470
Meanwhile Woolie
>oh I didn't spend much time playing videogames cause i was busy boxing
>>339811458
Ginger midget's girlfriend
https://youtu.be/1my1lri6Kkc
>>339801965
>>Mighty No 9 still looks great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otKhvvMTe_U
>>339811317
Who actually watches this garbage?
>>339804652
I honestly don't understand how fucking hard it is. You pay for a FINISHED product, not the idea of one, unless you're an investor and you expect to get money out of it.
>>339811403
I am so fucking psyched for Scythe.
Also backed Sol: Last Days of a Star.
High Frontier is taking forever, though I'm honestly relieved that it will come out at all.
>>339811607
>that pizza
>>339811470
That's the stupidest part, there are so many good zero calorie (or close enough) seasonings that I have a hard time believing that was actually a part of it.
>>339811626
People without a date for prom, apparently.
>>339804652
I backed a neat clock once and I got it the next month. Kickstarter is pretty good for small projects like that, not large scale video game development.
>>339811302
dumb frog poster
>>339811641
I've backed a few board games and basically all of them have been either straight up "yo we're reprinting this, back it for a discount" or "here's the rules, here's the prototypes, back it to get it at a discount."
>>339811708
was no alcohol part of it? i always hear how much of a drunk he is i imagine that would have broke him to tears
I think the game looks okay, but the joke was shit. In my experience most anime fans wouldn't give a shit about prom night and even then it's trying to take expense of pretty much the target audience.
>>339812062
No alcohol has been part of every diet ever. Pure carbs.
>>339804652
>>339801965
>"make your enemies cry like an anime fan at prom night"
I can't believe this JOKE actually triggered anime fan's.
Pathetic.
>>339811607
Oh come on, the guy had to edit ONE thing and he shat the bed
>>339803480
>implying he's not handsome
shit taste to be honest.
Also like others have said, he's the normal average looking guy in the group with a bald fat manlet, a bald fat autist, and a grown man with dreadlocks.
>>339805479
>>339805532
>Plague came out as a furry
Dude, what?
>>339812384
Emphasis on came.
>>339812438
Get out
>>339812438
Came?
Did he pull a DSP?
>Pat immediately runs to the note that tell you to plunge the Ancient Wyvern and immediately knows where to go
what a fucking lying piece of shit.
He didn't even try to beat the boss the right way.
>>339812380
Woolie would look good if he didn't dress like a teenager.
Can someone repost the edited version of that ad? I can't find Iit anywhere and I was too retarded to note it in some fashion.
>>339812504
>He didn't even try to beat the boss the right way.
That is the right way, and to be fair, it's so blindingly obvious a trisonomic troglodyte could figure it out.
>>339812504
>plunging attack
>requires you to go high
>finds a place to drop off
>HURRR HE LOOKED IT UP
I think you're salty cause it took you 1 hour to figure out how to kill the cinematic boss.
>>339812504
It bothers me so much that there's a gimmick way to beat thator anyboss.
>>339812504
I liked it when he ran for a shortcut that he hadn't unlocked yet.
REAL SUBTLE PAT.
Also
>a friend told me, a friend told me, a friend told me
>>339812480
Can't get out as much as he did
>>339812605
I beat Wyvern without reading the note because who the fuck tries to get hints in a boss room?
Just attack him to figure out the head, neck and tail are the weak points (like the King of the Storm) and you can beat him properly on your first or second try.
>>339812669
When'd that happen?
>>339812605
>That is the right way
Kill yourself, casual faggot.
>>339812703
>properly
There it is again. There are dev notes telling you to run the gauntlet, and you look at them because notes don't spawn in boss rooms until the boss is dead.
>before DS3
woolie = pat >>>>>>>matt >>>>>>> liam
>after DS3
liam >>>>>>>>> matt >>>>>>>>>>> woolie >>>>>>>>>>> pat
>>339812717
In the prison place.
I'll try and find it quickly.
>>339812669
to be fair, there is some shit that I expected him to sperg over that he missed.
>"thoroughly" explorered Dark Firelink
>checked every NPC location except for the hag merchant
>missed the opporunity to say THAT'S ARTORIAS!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>missed the opportunity to tell Woolie "HE WAS THE BEST! THE BEST!"
>>339812539
Yeah, there is one podcast shownotes video where he has his hair back and he's wearing a decent shirt and I was blown away by how not shitty he looked.
It's a shame Liam is the only one who can consistently not look like a manchild.
>>339812785
why do they let you kill it the proper way at all then?
if they expected everyone to kill it with a plunge, they wouldn't have made weak spots on the body.
Face it, you accidentally used the method that was intended to help casuals see the rest of the area.
>>339812895
>literally being triggered by how someone defeats the shittiest most boring boss in the game
>>339812990
>the shittiest most boring boss in the game
Says the guy who beat him using a gimmick. LOL.
>>339812062
>>339812097
afaik alcohol doesn't necessarily inhibit weight loss but it sure as heck doesn't help it
some people just don't have the self control necessary for weight loss. i've never found losing weight that difficult, but i suppose if you are an impulsive manchild with hobbies such as eating and drinking then i think it might be difficult
>>339812717
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XF2XsfnbJz0&t=38m15s
38:15
>that silent damage control
>>339812504
>He didn't even try to beat the boss the right way.
What, did he wail at wyvern's feet for an hour?
