Can we have hail hydra thread? Keep it vidya related.
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Where does his hair go when he wears his outfit?
>>339784795
LOST IT
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Could you guys do gadot?
>>339785216
I legitimated laughed heartily
Why is Captain America evil now?
>>339785387
laughed out loud
>>339785408
It's just a retarded shock hook so you'll buy more issues before going back to status quo
>>339785408
>Professor X died a while ago
>Red Skull removed parts of his brain responsible for telepathy
>see flashback of Cap's childhood, in standard muted colors
>except some new lady, in vibrant red, that convinces Cap's mom to induct him into the young Hydra society or some shit
>Cap's revealed to have been a Hydra plant all along (no really it's for real this time guys this isn't just another ruse like every single silver age comic cover ever)
>kidnaps a scientist that specializes in cosmic cubes, which Red Skull is obsessed with
If you can't figure out what's going on please don't handle any sharp objects
>>339785535
Standard comic fare then
It's such a shame, they are prevented from ever doing anything good in main canon because they need to keep milking the cash cow forever and that means no deaths of popular characters and the status quo forever
>>339785408
he was always evil, anon
just like america
Posted from my Pumpkin Spice Latte Macchiato.
>>339785408
>>339785619
>Inb4Cap is a double double Agent, pretending to be Hydra, pretending to be SHIELD
>>339785640
Nick Fury is black now
change isn't always good
Am I doing it right?
>>339785748
Too far
>>339785890
Oh damn that one is really good
>>339785813
>Nick Fury is black now
no he isn't
there are two different nick furys, not that you'd know being a shitposter
>>339785890
best one for sure
i would make a similar one with gaben saying "hail hats" next to a tied up gordon but i couldn't do it without it looking like sweet bro and hell jeff
>>339785890
>No gagged Kazooie
6.2/10
>>339785843
>>339785840
Except him not wanting to actually marry a woman wasn't a surprise considering he's a faggot tranny
>>339784542
oh my god my sides
>>339784218
This one is my personal favorite.
>>339786048
honestly i stopped reading comics when Ultimate became the new default universe
>>339784218
argh it's one of those fucking templates
>>339784218
>>339786649
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>339786519
But it never did, in fact it was a spinoff that ended years ago.
>>339786519
Black Fury was a WW1 deserter who got imprisoned and was an early test subject for super serum testing(Infinity Formula) which didn't make him super-strong, but effectively made him immortal. His test results lead to the improvement of the formula eventually used on Captain America.
>>339784218
>>339786230
>my face is the greatest in Koridai
>>339786519
It never was. The fuck are you on?
>>339785640
Who cares, if individual story arcs are enjoyable then it doesn't matter.
>>339786653
Why is Cap so young here but he's an old fuck in Sam Wilson?
>>339785748
Fucking terrifying.
>>339786738
Ultimate universe was one of the last two Universes, it slammed into the main one (616) causing the final END of the Marvel multiverse thanks to Age of Ultron and Wolverine fucking up time travel royally in the most spectacular way ever.
Requesting a Solaire edit saying "Target Destroyed"
>>339785267
The hat is perfect.
>>339786932
Just because they're doing a shittier version of Crisis on Infinite Earths doesn't mean that won't revert later. The new universe is just 616 with some added shit. Other earths are still mentioned and around.
>>339787058
It was a history lesson faggot, I wasn't defending Marvel. More than likely, they'll spin Battleworld fragments off as the seeds of alternate universes and just do what they did before.
>>339785619
I'm still waiting for someone to bring Professor X back via Jean Grey and have them telepathically bitch-slap everyone in Marveldom for being retards since their deaths.
And for Jean to give Cyclops the finger before she hauls off with a resurrected Wolverine.
>>339787171
>not I'm wearing a wig
>>339786148
>tranny
>faggot
lmao
>people who just copy and paste bodies and faces
>>339785748
Shoulda been Mario tied up there, mate.
Requesting Biker from Hotline Miami saying "Fuck the 50 Blessings"
>>339785813
found the hydra supporter
>>339786932
Wait, what did Wolverine do? I haven't read a marvel comic in over a decade.
>>339787115
Gotta love her expression as she says that.
>>339787580
Someone replace replace his phrase with Remember the Alamo.
>>339787495
fixed
>>339785408
white guilt writers
>>339786606
>>339786895
>>339787580
That's pretty impressive, actually.
>>339786649
DELETE THIS
>>339787761
Should say "6 pokemon is enough"
>>339787694
Y-YOU KNOCKOFF VAGINA LICKER
>>339785408
Marvel propaganda to destroy all white symbols.
Which it funnily exploded in their face because Cap has been shown to wield Mjolnir
Cap = Worthy
Cap = Hydra
Hydra = Nazis
Therefore Nazis = Worthy
>>339785456
Fucking lel
>>339785818YHVH isn't law or chaos.
Wheres a DMC one?
>>339787580
Better than mine
>>339787849
but he does think that, he keeps releasing them.
>>339787472
Ultron took over the world with drones and hand earth 97% fucked over
White Fury has an emergency shelter with a Time Machine hidden in the Savage Land
the remaining heroes argue about how to best use the machine with minimal impact to the overall timeline
Wolverine is all "fuck this, I'm always willing to die to do the dirty work" and just uses it to go back and kill Pym before he creates Ultron; Sue Storm also goes with him because she's invisible, lol
Killing Pym prevents all the personal growth the Avengers endure fighting various incarnations of Ultron, so Enchantress ends up conquering Earth in the late 90's and there's open Asgardian wars across earth
Wolverine goes back in time to stop HIMSELF from killing Pym, so there's two Wolverines and two Sues arguing with each other in front of Pym
Pym builds half of a self-destruct computer virus into Ultron from the start, and gives the second half to Wolverine to use in the future, then agrees to have his mind wiped by Sue
Everything happens like normal again, and Wolverine gets the virus into the latest Ultron and he dies at the hive-mind level
While thinking about how bad the adventure was on a rooftop in the epilogue, Wolverine feels a sudden crack in reality because of his shitty time travel contact with himself
Reality buckles across all books and all universes begin crashing into each other in some sort of cosmic collapse two at a time
Reed Richards start jumping ship in a few of them, Doom inherits Beyonder powers as 616 dies last, makes a patchwork Universe from all the remains at the end of everything, several Reeds come and ruin it and put things back to normal somehow
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>>339787115
What game model is this? Ps Vita?
lol guys can you make some more snake ones those are my favorite so epic
>>339787886
>Marvel propaganda to destroy all white symbols.
what.
>>339788001
/r/ing old Dante saying Fuck You
>>339788225
This needs to happen
>>339786556
>>339788436
>not "You can't climb it"
Meh
>>339788428
my sides
Need Demitri gagged while Morrigan says "Hail Street Fighter."
>>339787781
I appreciate this.
>>339788867
I can just imagine Boris saying this
>>339785408
Red Skull redpilled him.
>>339788143
american comic books make gantz look smart
>>339787672
Oh fuck. That's good.
>>339789286
>People actually buying Red Skull's fanatical babble
Loving every laugh.
>>339789632
it's literally the real life right wing perspective of the current european refugee crisis though, minus the ''revolution'' part at the very end.
Does someone have the Carl one?
Please and thank you
>>339789632
You are a cuck. Enjoy your enrichment.
>no (X) LOVE NEWSPAPER
>>339789629
TRIGGERED.
>>339789632
He is correct on literally every point. It is far, far too late to pretend that this is a joke.
>>339789786
Then make it
>>339789756
Ad hominem. Nice try, though.
>>339789286
I don't get it. I thought these guys were hardcore libtards, yet they constantly inject these massive right leaning dialogues without having the characters say goofy 2ebil shit. Maybe I've just been on pol too long and a liberal reading that would cringe.
>>339788610
at least it's more true to the motivation than "the literal opposite of character's catchphrase"
>>339789756
Nice strawman and projecting.
>>339789632
The Red Skull made sense up until the last panel
>>339786895
thnx anon
saved
>>339789756
You're fucking toxic.
>>339789935
Isn't obvious? They attach right-wing idealogies to their villains in order to make it seem like the right wing are literally hitlernazis.
>>339789286
He's right though, so does everyone at Marvel believe people with this sort of viewpoint is just a Nazi?
>>339789756
>>339785148
>>339789847
>Not reading the next page
Enjoy your suicide vest anon.
First /co/ autists forced that fat fuck from a disney show here, then LITERALLY ME lol ;) and now this garbage.
>>>/co/
Fuck off.
>>339789935
They are. They think by injecting right wing ideology into a popular villain it will convince people how wrong it is.
>>339789286
Im like 99% sure This is edited.
no way marvel would print that shit
Does someone have one with the 4chan janitor?
Something with hotpockets, asking to be paid, or something like that
>>339789935
We've now reached the point where the left's idea of a cringeworthy nazi speech sounds completely reasonable to the average person.
Requesting Lloyd saying "it's tea"
I would love if you guys could do Godot from Phoenix Wright
>>339785216
Fucking 10/10
>>339790340
Nice
>>339790340
delete this
Why is it that right wingers claim to be individualists rather than collectivists, but then turn and make sweeping generalizations about huge groups of people?
>>339790091
He says things that no liberal would admit even exist though (even in ficiton), like the ''you cannot say anything against it without being called a bigot''. Makes it seem like the author is actually using Red Skull as a mouthpiece and at the same time using the fact that he's the villain to shield himself from real life accusations.
>>339790340
ok this one got me
>>339790340
Heeeeeeyyyyyy this is pretty good mate.
>>339790452
Does he still have the high ground?
>>339790249
It's real. It's chapter 1 of the newest Marvel comic that came out last week, Steve Rogers' Captain America #1.
>>339789286
>Red Skull is completely right outside orchestrating a revolution
>Next page has his followers committing a suicide bombing
American comics are pretty much an abusive spouse at this point, especially Marvel.
>>339790275
If he was supposed to be cringe worthy he wouldn't be even considered a good villain.
In fact, making reasonable speeches to make people join his side is Red Skull's thing. That includes the reader.
>>339790452
>>339790550
>>339789286
i just feel bad for the artist. all that skill being wasted on something so dumb
>>339790790
They probably are on the same side as the writers
>>339790729
can you edit this to say
Hail Palpatine
cant do it from mobile
>>339790140
I'm assuming they didn't want to give any right-wingers ideas--like having them use the guns that they stereotypically own to simply SHOOT crowds full of rioting, unarmed libshits. It's not like it would be hard. It must take a lot of self control to watch a bunch of baboons burn down your city without stepping outside to paint the sidewalks with their blood.
>>339787781
Now that's an obscure one
>>339790876
or sheev, actually
fresh oc
>>339790790
how is it dumb? i haven't read it but judging from that page it's pretty standard rightwing rhetoric you can hear anywhere, not a strawman regardless of what the writers themselves actually believe
>>339790956
>Advance Wars is obscure
>>339790876
senpai
>>339790876
>>339790956
Not really
>>339791041
>how is it dumb?
Are you kidding me?
>>339791092
>>339791120
>>339784617
kek
>>339789935
>>339791092
>>339791120
oh shit
I lack the artistic skills to actually make this but someone should do a monster hunter one with some french dude saying 'Je ne suis pas montais'
>>339788436
>Sell it
>>339791162
like i said, i haven't read the comic but judging from that page it doesn't seem like a strawman. redskull sounds like the real thing. make of that what you will
>>339784218
who made this a meme? was it /co/ or /m/?
>>339786606
>not hail giovanni
>>339791285
I don't have artist skill either, but that doesn't stop me.
hail al bhed, ya?
>>339791081
A nameless NPC with no unique design traits from the least popular entry that had no links to the rest of the series is, yeah.
Almost every other character in the thread I can recognise even if I haven't played the game.
>>339791424
>/m/
why would you even consider /m/?
>>339791162
Incredible. See how the average liberal has lost all capability of forming an argument.
He has spent so long without encountering anyone outside of his circle jerk that he doesn't know what to do when he encounters a different opinion. He can't form a counter argument. All he knows how to do is express indignation that someone disagrees with him and try to mock him for it.
Reposting one
>>339791548
The mayor gets posted often here.
/r/ing Fox going HAIL ANDROSS with General Pepper gagged
over 5 minutes in Mario Paint
>>339791560
>not "you can say it's only half"
>>339790981
How about 'I want to ride the Eva' from Shinji
>>339791560
>getting this wrong
>>339791375
took me a second.
>>339791548
He's been memed about on /v/ before though
>>339791562
Way to make yourself look dumb.
>>339791375
I giggled
>>339791682
>>339791697
I didn't make it but here
>>339791558
I remember seeing something like this>>339786037 on /m/ but it might just have been a similar meme
>>339791692
>not "Hail SEELE"
>>339791643
Please don't remind me that turd even exists.
>>339788225
Or Donte saying "Have a nice day"
>>339791856
>>339786409
>Hail Wily
>Not "You are the dead"
>>339791963
>this is too crazy for me
>>339789935
>without having the characters say goofy 2ebil shit.
That's because you didn't read the whole thing.
>>339792075
>believing in borders will make you a suicide bomber
The fucking irony
>>339791562
retarded question usually get responses like that
>>339792075
Why do comic book writers always bold at least one word in every panel.
It's fucking annoying.
>>339792075
>read the whole thing
But that's not part of his speech, that just looks like a forced way to make the reader still be assured that Red Skull is the bad guy.
someone post the spy one
>>339784795
this one took a lot of effort
>>339792229
It's to show emphasis. You can't really express the kind of inflection speech has in text, but emphasizing certain words through bold or italics can get it across somewhat.
>>339788275
holy shit
>>339789286
So the Red Skull is Donald Trump?
>>339792420
>Comic book writers are unable to get their point across in narration without using intonation
Funny how manga never had this issue.
>>339792565
Seems to be more of a bizarro-Merkel.
>>339790882
Self control? No.
A lack of fucks? Absolutely.
And this >>339792075
>>339792530
Absolute madman
>>339792720
That's amazing, holy shit.
>>339792574
Spoken Japanese is very different from spoken English.
>>339792075
fight fire with fire, for this case is just retarded
>hey redskull say good stuff, how we convince people that's bad?
>how about he make his allies a terrorists?
>perfect
Someone do Kirby hailing Dark Matter. Or Zero saying Hail Dr.Light.....wait...Pit saying Hades.
>>339792942
>>339792942
>Kirby speaking
>>339793006
Do Pit saying Hades.
>>339793063
>>339790120
Well since it's literally identical to Nazi values I'd say yes.
>>339792313
>Not "I'm already half Xehanort"
