You've been absorbed by Kirby.
What power does he get?Kirby thread [/spoiler
>>339776262
>inb4 degenerate vore posters
dentistry
he kills himself.
Shitting
>>339777119
lmao you don't have the power to kill yourself
If you did you'd have done it already
The ability to disappoint everyone and anyone around him
>>339776262
The ability to do achieve the bare minimum standard while putting in the least amount of effort possible.
is autism a power
>>339777291
this
pretty good power
>>339777040
?
Does crippling depression and social retardation count as powers?
Autistic tier knowledge on maps and demographics
handy in a quiz, useless everywhere else
>>339777383
Yeah close enough
Fire, because I have a fiery personality.
Self loathing
>>339776262
He's now a stoner that's really good at Pokemon.
>>339776262
The ability to gleefully murder anything and everything in his path at hyperspeed while seeing nothing but rainbows and teddy bears in his path for exactly 4 hours, then he falls over asleep or dead.
Narco pain meds are a bitch.
>>339776262
Speed reading and fantastic detail memory.
For me, he becomes Kefka.
Intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor.
Pointless knowledge about The Simpsons, Transformers, Ghostbusters, and TMNT.
A massive case of low self-esteem.
A laundry list of physical and mental maladies.
>>339778672
and an attention whore
>>339776262
Constant, desperate masturbation.
>>339778442
So an assmonkey. Got it.
Aw, I love you too big guy.
Depression.
>>339777405
Shit, someone already answered that.
>>339778784
Oh my fucking God CAN'T UNSEE CAN'T UNSEE!!!
>>339776262
Depression
A don't give a fuck nihilistic view on life and barn cleaning
Depression and being a functional alcoholicgoing on 8 months now of generally being drunk all the time, unless I have school work to do. God I hope I graduate
A positive outlook on life, andcancer. ._.
he's a barafag now
>>339779207
R-really? Holy shit Anon, I'm so sorry...
>>339776262
the power to be so lazy he ruins his life and plays video games to make time go faster
>'waaaah i'm so depressed and awful'
>mfw i have depression
>mfw i still managed to come up with something less pathetic than you faggots
step the fuck up
The ability to be racist
Cum twice in a row
>>339777195
fucking why
>>339778672
Kirby gets the ability to suck dicks exceptionally well.
>>339776262
The only power he can get from any anon on /v/ is the power to bitch and moan.
An insatiable love/lust for Meta Knight.
>>339776262
allergy to sun, have fun with that.kids don't stay at home or you'll become a vampire who only burns on sun and doesn't have any superpowers
>>339778010
>really good
>implying you can be bad at toddler's game
>>339781283
Are you an albino?
A big black dick
>>339781438
no, but i'm pale
A rapper
>>339776262
what would Actor Kirby be able to do?
ability to see everything as gay
>>339776262
he becomes a NEET
>>339778784
>this
I'm going for the bedtime wank right now
>>339778954
Yep
smokes weedand is really good at piano
a vore fetish
Becomes an incredibly good boxer with crippling depression.with premature ejaculation
>>339785008
i bet you are a shit boxer too
>>339779163
just stop drinking dumbass
he becomes a nigger
>>339781423
>he hasn't heard of Battle Spot
Invisibility.
>>339786774
>Alcoholic
>Just stop drinking
Oh gee, you are some sort of fucking genius huh? You've literally just cured alcoholism, you deserve a medal or something.
>>339776262
extreme laziness and angry depression
>>339776262
A golden voice and impeccable cheekbones.
To promote Catholicism and denounce Heresy's.
>>339789761
>Catholicism
>not Heresy
>>339776262
over-active sex drive, bisexual tendencies.
