>Comes out in 4 days
>Literally no one on Earth gives a shit
How do you fuck up this much?
Multiple delays and a boring beta that failed to impress.
I give a shit. The DASHes in the beta were super fun and the main mission was decent for being the first.
been looking for a nice open world game, should be fun to just run around. I'll just be torrenting it.
Playing it right now via ea access, on the second mission, AMA.
>>339775420
How did DICE fuck this one up?
delay after delay, and from my personal experience a rather minuscule ad campaign
>>339775389
>torrenting it
anon, I'm so sorry
Looks like that mattress chick, no thanks
>>339775507
Denuvo?
>>339775689
yep
I heard you had to unlock each parkour ability and that sounds fucking irredeemable.
>>339775030
did anyone here care about the first game?
inc 404
Her new design should me more like something on the right. At least more people would buy the game due to the waifu value.
Surely /v/ will buy Anita's game :3
>hyped for yet another DICE DLC shitfest
no thanks
>>339775464
Beyond basic movements locked behind skill trees, having skill trees at all, game goes from looking decent to textures like faces loading in front of me, fully installed.
Combat is mash x so far. New runner vision is super intrusive but there's options for classic and off, but even that isn't completely true to the first mirrors edge.
Story is retarded but everyone expected that.
>>339775748
it's in my top 5 games of all time
>>339775748
I had fun with it.
Story mode is super short, but time trials might make up for it.
>>339775767
>>339775869
>Beyond basic movements locked behind skill trees
Shit.
So I'm guessing the game is ridiculously easy to navigate?
>Anita Sarkeesan
>Redesign
>No advertising
>Skill trees
>Open world
>>339775736
Well I guess that no-one will buy it OR play it then.
>>339776084
Yup, open world is bullshit so far, there's tops 3 ways to an objective and the other 2 are far fuck out detours.
It also looks like complete shit on consolesIts fucking 720p on Xbone lol
>>339775030
Inferior city visual theme, forced combat, cartoonishly evil setting, skill trees, EA.
>>339776079
>>339775653
hate to admit I jacked off a countless number of times to her rape video. I wish she did more art films.
>>339775030
Because if you think putting a female on the boxart kills sales putting an ugly female on the boxart is going to do it even worse
HE
All I can say, whenever I look at this shit, is
HE
Personally, I think the first game was pretty overrated, good tech and all that but just not so fun to play imo. But now, now fucking what? A shitty sequel to an okay game used as some SJW political tool.
Fuck this shit, I just don't know how they can keep getting away with it.
its always been the sequel nobody asked for
>>339775747
You get most important things early on, and progression is really quick for skill points if it's the same as beta. You can probably have the parkour tree maxed out incredibly fast if you wanted to.
It's shitty, but it makes sense to have a skill tree to cater to the casual market who likes character progression over player skill.
This is a 2016 release
This game is not for the Wii U, I repeat, not a Wii U game
>>339776386
Holy shit that looks bad
>>339775030
Because Anita Sarkeesian touched it
>>339776613
I wanted a sequel
Instead I got a reboot
>>339776803
Jesus, that looks worse than the original. And that came out eight years ago.
>>339776613
I wanted a sequel, but I never asked for this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1SbsF4svJA&feature=youtu.be
SUPERCHARGED
>>339776925
gr8 b8 m8, I r8 8/8 would masturb8, no deb8, it's f8, u and me, m8o
>>339776925
>*sigh* Ok, rant over
How tumblr of you
This is ultra settings on PC
>>339777002
>All those easily noticeable pop ins
I refuse to believe DICE made this
>>339776736
Whats the point of open world parkour if I cant go anywhere I want from the moment I start the game?
What's the point of getting a parkour game if I cant do it from the start?
What's the point of supporting a shit game that's only going to get good reviews from pussy whipped sites like Polygon?
>>339776925
oh you
>>339777246
DICE also made Battlefield Hardline
>>339775030
I'm interested, but will probably wait a couple weeks so I can get it secondhand.
>>339777175
That looks like shit.
Why can't game devs Robert Rodriguez their shit? Look at Mad World for the Wii, it has pixels bigger than Gabe's dick and still looks good.
>Denuvo
>Windows 10 exclusive
Surprise, surprise nobody wants to talk about it.
>>339777175
>>339776803
>>339776386
you can really tell from these screen shots that they had no idea why people responded so well to >>339776213
I genuinely did not like the first game, so I will not be playing the sequel unless it's free or a dollar.
>>339777175
So this... is the power... of PC... whoa....
All jokes aside, there's bloom and brown and then there's bloom and more fucking bloom jesus learn to tone it down
>>339777567
Looking at it, I probably wouldn't even pirate it if I could
I'm sure all the input Anita sarkeesian gave them will translate in millions of sale
>>339777567
>windows 10 exclusive
but it's not
>>339777246
The shadow draw distance is what gets me more than anything, just watching it draw in at the 0:15 mark literally metres in front of you is fucking woeful.
>>339777417
No Visceral Games made Hardline.
>>339777795
Anita gave them input?
>>339777175
it looks better while you are running not minding the background
man these vita games look like shit
>>339777250
>What's the point of supporting a shit game
Because the structured part of the game is still fantastic, and the garbage open world is easily ignored once you finish the game since you can teleport to any DASH or main mission you've done to replay it.
If you enjoyed the first game for going fast and posting competitive times, or even just running it casually for fun, there's no reason you wouldn't like MEC. If you liked ME1 for the atmosphere and gorgeous visuals, then yeah, MEC is pretty shit.
Since I have access (got it for a month to play DA and DS games I haven't played), I just dowloaded this to try it out.
Played it for a bit, and I don't know if I actually like it, since it seems that combat will occasionally be forced onto you. Unlocking skills also seems dumb, and your clunky as fuck starting out. There's also a lot of hand hold with follow the read bean shit. I pops up every time I change a new objective. Maybe there's a way to turn it off, but I haven't checked. I just want a waypoint, I don't want an actually guiding line.
I also had some funny glitches with clothing on some characters flicking in and out. They've all been male so far though.
>>339777937
>it looks better if you ignore it
Like, I guess you're not wrong but...
>>339778061
I like to collect vidya vinyls when I have money, but so far none of the music I've heard is worth a sound track purchase.
>>339776925it's mei
>>339775030
>Literally no one on Earth gives a shit
is this the new meta? i was literally shitposting overwatch hype nonstop. now it's mirror's edge? let's do this viral marketer. i'll viral for free!
>>339778061
I'd just love to put these on my Crosley and then put the Crosley in a fire.
this is on EA access on xbone?
I should dl this then.
>>339775030
something works
FUCK WITH ALL OF IT
>>339777175
look like low without AA
all aesthetic gone
>>339775767
She looks fine. Ive been playing all day.
>>339776249
People like you are so fucking dumb to think that everyone else in the world thinks like them. You think that if a game isn't the most immersive, satisfying experience ever that it's not worth the measly 60 bucks that makes up half the weekly paycheck from your shit job at Burger King. If people were actually like that there would ben game industry. There would be no games to try new shit. Just fat neck beards criticizing the developers every move. The rest of us just give the developer the benefit of the doubt that they spend lots of time and money on a mostly thankless job to make a few a lot more money but the gamers of the world happy people. If the game isn't perfect it's not the end of the world it was worth if it tried to do something unique. You don't spend hours analyzing and griping about the game online, if it looks cool you play it and hopefully you get rewarded with a great game.
>>339779208
Triggered
>>339779208
does ea contract this out to brazil now
>>339775030
let's add more shooty bits and make faith a man-faced dyke
>>339775030
>take everything people liked about the first game
>remove it
thats how you fuck up
>>339776803
is this lowest settings on pc right?
>experience points
>unlock shit for the game to be fun
Whats up with modern games doing this anyway, its in everything.
>>339779551
there are games with unlocks that are popular
so people make games with unlocks, because they want to be popular
>>339779551
The mainstream market likes progression systems, it's as simple as that.
>really liked the first game
>flawed but showed a lot of promise for a really great sequel by just fixing a few things
>sequel finally happens and they totally fuck it up with tons of unneeded bullshit
just
why
>>339778061
>Meme media.
>>339775507
>implying Denuvo is gonna stop anyone
>implying some Russian kid won't have it cracked a couple days after release
Anon, I'm so sorry
>>339775030
I'll grab it from the clearance rack at Target the same way I got the first one.
>>339779696
Yes but why
>>339779551
it's a easy, lazy way to make players feel like they're progressing
it gives them treats occasionally and they want to play for the next one
>>339779764
because we didn't gas the normies
>>339775283
There was a beta?
>>339775030
I have no idea how it got so much hype in the first place. When the first game came out, I distinctly remember most people either hating it, or just being
>it's okay i guess, neat idea
>>339775748
I fucking loved the first one. Easily top 5 last gen for me. I feel open world is going to ruin this game to be honest.
>>339779741
like all the other Denuvo games that were cracked in the first few days, right?
what's the count on cracked vs not cracked, anyway?
>>339779208
You don't belong here
>>339779764
Progression offers positive feedback to players for playing. They can get the satisfaction of becoming more powerful without having to get better.
It also allows you to pace how you expose the player to the game's complexity. Instead of starting out with everything, dumb people can learn a core set of skills, and then unlock and use new ones as they play through the game.
![berneydidnotread[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/fTuQYoi.gif "berneydidnotread[1].gif")
>>339779208
>>339776249 here.
>>339779990
Looks like a pre rendered cutscene for a ps1 game
>>339780001
why don't you keep your denuvo shitposting to denuvo threads, and keep those threads on /trash/
>>339779764
For some, it's a simple measure to make people feel like they're accomplishing something while making them feel like they're getting better by upgrading their character, even if they don't improve as a player.
Basically, it's something to appeal to people who are bad at video games and don't have an intention to improve.
Some people just like seeing constant progression via unlocks, regardless of what it is.
>>339780180
Now it does
>>339779208
First, big companies/title/properties are going to be subject to harsh criticism - there's no way around it, unfair as and unreasonable people CAN be doing so a lot of the time.
Second, I do agree with you...to a point.
Chucklefucks are stupid here to take the smallest grain of contention with anything, and run a hatetrain with it. Sad and exhausting. But at the same time, a certain level of expectation and response does need to occur with games as both a product and art form.
>>339780215
I'm amazed at how salty you are over not being able to pirate a mediocre game
I mean if Doom isn't cracked yet, what makes you think anyone is going to crack this?
>>339776736
Is there at least NG+?
>>339780106
I'm not even the other poster but do you seriously think it's funny or clever to parade that? It's a simple 5-10 sentences, basically a small paragraph and maybe a minute to read. Pathetic.
>>339781131
Couldn't give a fuck, man.
I'm buying it. Seems pretty fun, names are a bit childish though and I don't like the whole prequel shit their doing.
>>339780180
Suprisingly not pre rendered at all. Main story cutscenes are though and they can take a huge toll on your graphics card for their unskippable duration.
>>339781115
You can replay main missions you've cleared at any time from the menu, though the option was locked in beta. Not sure about side missions or a full-on NG+, but the side stuff was pretty bad aside from DASHes which are replayable.
>>339779385
different anon
looks like, but I had to run the beta on low. Got a 770 and it was the only way to avoid frequently pop ins. And I say frequent because I still got them. The 2008 game literally looks better. Honestly, I do not understand the point of open world; the game plays no better than the original, and runs substantially worse for it
>>339779208
Wow, EA is triggered.
>>339781728
looks more like something from DE:HR or MD, rather than Mirror's Edge
From the beta, and videos, all it showed me was the open world was a mistake.
Anything not in a main mission was awfully designed, and it just felt like an open world will not allow them to do the areas we saw in the first game. Like, how will they let you go in the sewers or ground level while also making it open world? Roof to ground is not going to happen when we are on skyscrapers.
>>339780402
Now you just need some silky smooth 10fps motion
>>339775030
>anita consultant
>gave in into SJW bullshit
>fucked up main heroine
>generic bullshit all over
No one but their's fault.
Talk shit getfit
>>339779385
Xbone version
>>339775030
>How do you fuck up this much?
>>339782665
>anita
>EA
>DICE
>denuvo
i hope it fails so catastrophically hard, that they finally have to accept that only they're to blame. and then blame anita.
>>339775030
>How do you fuck up this much?
Simple answers:
>Being EA
>Trusting EA
Seriously, even if they didn't fuck up the darned looks, I still wouldn't expect it to be any good in the hands of that darned company.
Shame that one CEO actually let stuff like the original through, while current EA obviously wants to just bank on the name of a game that already wasn't that great of a seller.
With E3 in about 9 days, it makes me feel EA just wants to dump it, write if off as a loss, and then forget about it.
>>339785338
>>339784312
original game was published by EA too.
>>339775869
>Beyond basic movements locked behind skill trees, having skill trees at all,
... At least they forgot about that shit with this game.
Too bad it still wasn't that good.
>>339778061
Talk about hipster shit...
>>339778061
>>339786006
>>339778716
https://youtu.be/hSRheLrB1uA
>>339775782
>Kojima
>Hack
>>339779208
LO FUCKING L!
Trying to be logical with these sad ass, autistic, neckbeards on /v/.
Do yourself a favor and just leave and ignore the damn thread cause that type of posting will get you nowhere fast lol.
>>339786289
is that an amiibo?
>>339775782
replace kojima with molyneux and this is perfect
Every stupid little thing this game has wrong with it will be blamed on Anita. You dumbasses are obnoxiously predictable.
>>339775030
Locking basic movements behind a level up system and making combat super easy mash x to make Faith be awesome really killed my interest.
>>339779813
fuck. i know eh!
>>339788523
if Molyneaux is going to replace anyone, it's Todd as Lie Man.
>>339786129
memetic hip hop
the world's end is nigh
I didn't like the first game
>>339788582
That's a good thing, fuck con-artists.
I haven't heard a lot about it. Most of the news we got about this game were the couple of dev blogs and the beta and that's it.
I hope this doesn't become another Homefront: The Revolution.
>>339788582
>Anita works on a game
>it sucks
>y-y-you can't blame her at all, s-s-so predictably misogynistic if you do!
gotta love Feminism: the idea that women can never be wrong or fail at something because if it appears that way its just people "oppressing" them with their bigotry. Therefore all criticism is now void.
gotta love that endlessly self reinforcing, anti responsibility idealism.
>>339789090
Pretty much. If you can avoid working with them, you do. One of the main reasons not to in fact. If shit goes south, they will always be the ones to get a free pass.
>>339788370
>is that an amiibo?
DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS!!!
Real shame what happened to DICE.
They used to make good games.
>>339788582
>Every stupid little thing this game has wrong with it will be blamed on Anita. You dumbasses are obnoxiously predictable.
Listen, you little shit.
The problem isn't specifically with Anita, the problem with cowardly devs who couldn't tell EA to suck it and take creativity space in their own hands.
Instead of catering to every possible faggot out there they just should have made the game they really would like, with all pros and cons.
I've played about an hour through Origina Access so far, it's ok i guess, nothing special. No chance in hell i'd actually pay for it, not at full price anyway.
I replayed the first one recently
What the fuck were they thinking with that ending?
Literally nothing is resolved and Faith and her sister are stuck on top of a building full of people that are trying to kill them.
>>339779741
>a couple days after release
More like a couple of months.
>>339789916
Was planned as a trilogy, which obviously didn't work out.
>>339789090
>Anita 'worked' on the game
>That means she has her hand in literally every aspect of it
You're not a very smart man are you? But considering the first thing you did was start insulting feminism for no reason I can't imagine you actually give one shit about video games.
>>339789782
You know EA owns them right? EA says jump they have to say How High? or end up in cement shoes like Westwood did.
>>339789782
>cowardly devs who couldn't tell EA to suck it
That's not how AAA video games work, they do that and they get fired and replaced. The only games with creative freedom anymore are indie games, since they don't have a publisher breathing down their necks.
>>339775030
You make a platforming game 'open world'
>>339779208
Yea, whatever.
I bought ME 1 and I'm not buying this game just because of Denuvo. also, these 'games' that the industry have been pumping out lately aren't worth 60 dollars, they aren't worth half that.
>>339790154
>You know EA owns them right? EA says jump they have to say How High? or end up in cement shoes like Westwood did.
>>339790370
>That's not how AAA video games work, they do that and they get fired and replaced. The only games with creative freedom anymore are indie games, since they don't have a publisher breathing down their necks.
PRECISELY my point.
We ended up with that was expected
There is no point to complain so.
Either way we still have the original game so why bother?
>>339786129
I actually kind of dig this, but after listening to the leaked soundtrack its pretty shit. I don't know how they fucked it up so badly compared to the first game.
>>339778371
Hotline Miami 2
>>339790625
It doesn't make them cowardly, it just means they don't want to lose their job. You do not get into AAA development to make your dream game, you get into it to be told what to make.
>>339790625
>that's my point
Then why do you feel justified blaming the game's faults on Anita then?
>>339790724
>I actually kind of dig this
You have to be 18 years old to use this board.Don't worry I notified administartion.
>>339790957
>Then why do you feel justified blaming the game's faults on Anita then?
>>339789782
>The problem isn't specifically with Anita,
>>339775782
Who's deep man?
>>339790931
Not just lose their job, if they piss off the publisher they could fuck themselves over and potentially never work in the industry again.
People really need to stop blaming devs for shit they can't control, if you work in a store does it make you cowardly because you want to punch a stupid customer in the face but don't do it? No, it just means you're doing the job you're paid to do.
>>339790965
Some fag on /mu/ had to burn his entire CHVRCHES collection after hearing about what happened to Lavren, shit smelled like shit.
