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Choose one to kill, one to fuck and one to marry.
EXTRA CREDIT: rank them on any criteria you want, from best to worst.
Kill Zarya,Fuck Mercy, Marry D.Va
>>339771141
Kill Mercy
Fuck Symmetra
Marry Widowmaker
kill mei, marry pharah, fuck mercy
>>339771641
Kill Symmetra
Fuck Pharah
Marry Mei
>>339771141
Kill Zarya
Fuck Symmetra
Marry Pharah
Can someone update this with Zenyatta?
>>339771141
Kill Zarya,
Fuck Tracer,
Marry D.Va,
>>339771141
Fuck Mei
Marry Tracer
Kill the rest
>>339771141
MAJOR CHIP HAZARD APPROVES THIS MESSAGE!
CARRY ON, WE'RE ALL SMALL SOLDIERS!
>>339771141
Kill Mei
Fuck Widowmaker
Marry Mercy
>>339771141
these colors have me concerned.
Are you...a....
>>339771141
Kill the dyke, fuck Widowmaker and marry Mercy.
Absolute no bias 100% objective unarguable incontestable infallible disereabilty rank list which anybody who oposses is a homosexual Zoe Quin creampie pie cleaner is here for all interested:
1. Mercy
2. D.Va
3. Tracer
4. Pharah
5. Widowmaker
6. Poo in Loo
7. Landwhale
8. Dyke
>>339771141
WORST
Zarya
Widowmaker
Mercy
Symmetra
Tracer
D.VA
Mei
Pharah
BEST
>>339771141
Kill: Symmetra, fuck what she did to Rio
Fuck: Pharah
Marry: Mercy
Kill the crazy husband-murderer spider woman
Fuck the youngest, popular teenage girl
Marry the unaging, caring and protective medic
Best combination by far.
>>339771641
> Marry the bitch who literally slept with then murdered her previous husband in his sleep.
> Being this much of a cuck that you have to marry a widow.
> Killing the only faithful waifu material.
> Being this much of a blueberry fucker.
> Choosing to fuck literally trash-tier grill
Kekkles and shekkles.
Marry Mercy, fuck Dva, kill the rest
>>339771141
Who I would trust during Omnic Crisis 2
1. Zarya
2. Widowmaker
3. D.va
4. Pharah
5. Mercy
6. Symmetra
7. Mei
8. Tracer
MARRY TIER:
Mei, Zarya, Mercy
FUCK TIER:
D. Va, Pharah, Tracer
KILL TIER:
Widowmaker, Symmetra
>>339771141
Easy.
fuck Mercy, marry Tracer, kill the rest
Kill Symmetra
Fuck Zarya
Marry Tracer
Tracer > Zarya > Mercy > Mei > Pharah > Widow > D. Va > Symmetra
Kill Tracer
Marry Zayra
Fuck Pharah
>>339772037
yup
>>339771141
Kill Widowmaker
Fuck Zarya
Marry Zarya
Tracer's actually my favorite but having Zarya as a wife would be the best.Also I don't do sex before marriage
Fuck Mei
Marry Mercy
Kill Zarya
>>339771141
Kill Zarya
Fuck D.Va
Marry Mercy
Kill Widowmaker, fuck Zarya, marry Zarya.
>>339772407
my fucking negro
>Not taking care of them all
Treat those kids right
>>339771141
I'd marry the girl with the Halo, kill the one with visor, and fuck the girl that looks Japanese
>>339771141
Kill Russian, Fuck Egypt, Marry Mercy.
>kill Zarya
>fuck Widowmaker
>marry TracerTracer > Widowmaker > Mercy > Pharah > DVA > Mei > Symmetra > Dogshit > Zarya
Kill symmetra as she is the uglyiest
Fuck widowmaker because she has a nice ass
Marry Zarya because i have a muscle girl fetish
Rankings
1 zarya
2 Mercy
3 widowmaker
4 d.va
5 mei
6 tracer
7 pharah
8 symmetra
>>339772407
>Zarya lover
>implying you couldve had sex at any time before then
>>339771610
Same
>>339771141
Fuck D.va
Kill Symmetra I guess
Marry Mei
I find D.va more attractive but she'd probably be a terrible wife.
Mercy is the best marriage material out of all of them. Experienced cougar who's nice and also doesn't age due to nano magic.
For the fuck Widowmaker would probably be the best granted she doesn't kill you afterwards, you just know she's willing to do a whole lot of kinky shit with you.
Mei should die for being a fat chink.
>>339771141
Marry widowmaker
Fuck symmetra
Kill zarya
>>339771141
Fuck Widowmaker
Kill Pink-hair Heavy
Marry None
Tiers for which ones Id want tohug
>God tier
Mei
Zarya
>OK tier
D.VA
Pharah
Mercy
>shit tier
Annoying Brit
Poo in loo
The corpse
>>339773123
>>339773372
>OK tier
>Mercy
>shit tier
>The corpse
why'd you name Mercy twice
>>339773372
>tfw zarya hugs you like big fuzzy siberian bear
>>339773157
>implying you couldve had sex at any time before thenI wouldn't say so either, but sex is still something way easier to reach for than marriage. This isn't a thread for realism.
>>339771141
Marry Mercy
Fuck Tracer
Kill Mei
kill all burn in hell SJWatch cucks
>>339771141
Kill Symettra
Fuck D.va
Marry MercyRape Mei
>>339773386
What the fuck is going on with Junkrats body in that picture?
>>339771141
Kill D.Va
Fuck Mei
Marry Zarya
>>339771141
Play shitty game get retards talking about waifu.
Kill Zarya
Fuck Mei
Marry Tracer
>>339771141
I kill every one of them and end this fucking shill nightmare.
>>339773773
Tumblr anatomy, don't think on it too hard
Does anyone got more Soldier 76 father figure stuff?
Maybe the one where he drags D VA away because she made fun of someone online? Forgot to save that one.
>>339773625
"Oi love, ya rummagin' muh fanny ain't ya? Innit just a queens queefs~..... tha's it mate, gourd me right between the knickers!"
>>339774057
I don't even care how stupid that shit sounds it turns me on regardless
Kill Widowmaker
Fuck D.Va
MarryMercy and Pharah in a loving 3-way relationship
Id kill Symmetra no dobut
Choosing who to fuck is really hard though.
The hottest two are d.va and Widowmaker
but just for a simple fuck, Mei has a nice fuck body, but you dont get many opportunities to fuck a body type like Zarya.
Too hard of a decision desu.
Marrying Mercy is an easy as fuck choice though.
>>339771141
Fuck Mercy
Marry Mercy
Kill everyone elseHeroes never die
>>339771141
Kill d'va and mei (asians gross me out)
fuck zarya
marry the rest
Kill Mei
Fuck everyone else
>>339773668
>kill all burn in hell SJWatch cucks
t. /pol/
MARRY MEI
FUCK MEI
MEI MEI MEI!
>>339771141
Kill Symmetra, she is terrible in almost every way except she kinda has nice legs
Fuck Widowmaker because he has the best body, especially ass
Marry Mercy because she'll take good care of me
1. Widowmaker
2. Mercy
3. Mei
4. D. Va
5. Tracer
6. Zarya
7. Pharah
8. Symmetra
Marryzarya,kill symmetra, fuck dva.
>>339774172
Source on that pic pls
>>339775935
I'll spoonfeed you just this once anon
http://butcha-u.tumblr.com/post/144200180524/
>>339774984
Oh FUCKI so badly want her to aggressively ride me while I call her mommy
Kill Mei, fuck D Va, marry Pharah.
Invite Mercy over all the time.
>>339771141
Kill Tracer
Fuck Mercybefore she inevitably gets blacked
Marry D.Va
>>339772538
>>339773123
>>339773386
I need more grandpa 76 pics.
>>339771393
First reply is always right.
>>339771141
Kill Tracer, Fuck Mercy, Marry Hana Song the purest of waifus. .
>>339771141
kill symmetra
fuck mei
and also marry mei
Kill Mei
Fuck Zarya
Marry Pharrah
>>339771858
Objectively best opinion here
D.Va & Pharah are my favourites, I like mecha type stuff which leads to my next question, why are all the female faces shown but the some of the mens not (as in their costumes hiding their faces)? I ask this because the game was obviously designed around being able to appease women and feminists, so why do they not cover any female faces? The default skins for males mostly hide their faces, but all of the womens faces are always on display. Truthfully I wish there was a female character that didn't show her face, it's kinda boring with all the pretty recognisable faces. Would have been cool if Pharah was anonymous.
Marry Mei
Fuck Mei
KillMei's self-esteem and body image issues with the power of love and lots of snuggling
>>339778204
This anon's got the right idea
>>339771141
Kill Poo in Loo
Fuck Plastic Asian
Marry Aryan Angel
>>339771141
>Goddess tier
Mercy, Pharah, Dva
>I'd fuck it tier
Mei, Widowmaker, mute Tracer
>Burn it with fire tier
Zarya, Tracer
>Street Pooper tier
Symmetra
Feel free to dispute my objective list
>>339771141
Kill Russian dyke,
sex Pharah (dat skin tone)
Marry Tracer because she seems fun.
>>339771141
Kill Tracer
Fuck Mei
Marry Best Girl
>>339771141
Kill Widowmaker, Fuck Tracer, Marry Pharah
>>339771943
Correct
Somebody explain me this autism.
>>339772037
Literally correct.
>>339779405
We're naming our waifu teir list
>that glorious feel when my gf looks just like Mei
Kill widowmaker, because she is the only evil character
>>339779706Treat her right.
Kill pink hair thing
Fuck Widow
Marry D.Va
>>339779475
>waifushit
I will never understand this.
>>339779706Post Feet
>>339779706
so she's fat
>>339780093
You've never been attracted to a fictional character?
>>339771141
kill Zarya for obvious reasons
fuck Widowmaker for the thrill
marry D.Va because she's perfectand closest to my age
Zarya best waifu for you manly human man. She kill any omnic scum try to touch her man, not cheat on you with robot and gorilla like Tony Stark. Gorilla slap her ass in club, she slap his shit. She give hearty, Russian bearhugs, squash face into warm breasts because taller than you. Skin not cold like smurf girl. Use graviton for most powerful thrusting instead of fly away like nazi and burqua. Vagina strong like vice, never loose and floppy like fat Chinese. Give birth to many strong white babies for you. Poop in toilet, not on sidewalk.
>>339780509
>caring about age
Gay
>>339780540
I wonder if she has weird blocky tits
>>339780093
how?
I could understand where you're coming from if games were still 2d
but game characters nowadays look pretty damn realistic, it's easy to find attraction in them. Have you ever had a celebrity crush?
>>339771141
Kill Zarya.
Fuck Mei.
Marry Tracer.
Kill Zarya three times
Marry Pharah
Fuck D.Va
Kill both Zarya and Mei
Go on wild adventures with Tracer
Get robot limbs installed by Mercy and Symmetra.
>>339780540
I almost thought you were serious until you implied Russians are white
>>339780686
Probably not. She appears to have a healthy percentage of body fat, which means no washboard abs, but tits instead of monster pecs. The presence of tits also means she's probably not 'roiding, which pretty much makes her the next phase in human evolution.
Kill Tracer cause she's an annoying cunt
Fuck Widowmaker because Ara Ara, an ass to die for, and because her voice gets me hard
Marry Mercy because those tits. Plus, she has that tendency to care for others, which is up my alley
Out of all the girls, do you think any of them are virgins? I am guessing Mei is, and that D.Va at least pretends to be
>Kill symmetra
>Scissor Zarya
>Marry Mercyim a girl btw
>>339779936
Bless you anon
>>339781094
I am white like Siberian winter.
>>339781205
That more like it!
>>339781113
I dont know, similar female bodybuilders that look like her have weird looking tits.
Like men with gyno or something
>>339771141
Fuck D.Va
Marry Tracer
Kill Widow
>>339780415
>>339780702
>trying to explain waifuism
Ok guys, I'm leaving.
>>339781726
k..keep me posted
Kill Mei because I fucking hate her face.
Fuck Widow because blue skin and dat ass
Marry D.Va because she's a qt and she's tiny. Mercy is a bit too old for me. If she was in her 20s I might choose her.
>>339774289
MY SHIT RIGHT HERE, GOOD FUCKING POST 10/10
>>339781143
Mercy is definitely 100% pure
fuck Mei
Marry Zarya
(Snusnu best fetish.)
kill D.va
>>339782136
Mercy has taken the cock of Torb, Rein, Genji, and Reaper.
That bitch is filthy.
>people want a girl who does not know how to fuck
wew lad
you wanna bad time i see.
Kill Mei
Fuck Mercy
Marry Pharah
>>339771943
Best post
>>339781678
If it turns out she is 'roidoing that would skyrocket the chances of them being monster pecs. She built up all that muscle to fight in war though, so she really shouldn't be as bulgy as she is. Weightlifters and other strength athletes are a better yardstick than bodybuilders for what she should look like, and even the muscular ones still have tits. The skinny fats who modeled her dropped the ball in that department.
>>339771141
Kill Widowmaker, fuck Tracer, marry__Mei__
>>339782481
>Zarya is actually a trap
Oh my
>>339771141
Marry Mai
Fuck Pharah
Kill Tracer
>>339782647
By bulgy I meant the way her individual muscles pop out like pic related. Her arm and shoulder muscles are really vascular and each one is its own lump. A strongwoman/tank wouldn't look like that. If she's just really strong from working out and using the gravity cannon her build would be like a bigger >>339782481
>>339783134
>why arnt my video games more realistic?!
>>339783251
Because Blizzard employers are all pale faced, skinnyfat, neckbearded, SJW cuckolds who couldn't dead lift the bar for reps and get all their protein from tofu covered in Anita Sarkeesian's semen. That's why.
>>339772512
Marry Pharah
Fuck Widowmaker
Kill Tracer
kill zarya
fuck mei
marry mercy
>>339771141
>kill
D.Va - I hate shallow-as-shit Korean twats.
>fuck
Mercy - With her being all prim & proper she's bound to be a wildcat in the sack.
>marry
Tracer - Everyone else are fucking freaks.
>>339771141
kill zarya, fuck widowmaker, marry mercy
>>339773340
>>339783613
>le SJW boogieman
wew lad
I'd only kill Symmetry
I would love to fuck Tracer, Pharah, and Mei...but I cannot as Mercy is all I'll ever need in this world.
>>339771141
kill Tracer
fuck Mei
marry Pharah
Kill poo in loo because subhuman filth
Fuck none because of my inadequacy
Marry none because
>buying into the marriage meme perpetuated by jews
>>339783613
anon you seem very triggered over something very unimportant
>>339784893
>>>/pol/
>>339784380
I know, those anti-SJWs are always irritating us ordinary folks with their shilling!
>>339771141
Kill the russian faggot
fuck D.va
marry Mercy
Would marry Mercy, Mei, Pharah
Would fuck D.Va, Zarya, Widowmaker
Would kill Tracer, Symmetra
Kill Zarya
Fuck Pharah
Marry Mei
>>339771141
1. Fuck D.va
2. Marry Mercy
3. Kill the rest
4.convince Mercy to HEROES NEVER DIE
5. ???
6. Profit
7. Success
8. ORGY
>>339771141
Ranking:
>marry
1. Mercy
>fuck
2. Tracer
3. D.Va
4. Widowmaker
5. Pharah
6. Mei
7. Symmetra
>kill
8. Zarya
>>339771141
Hehe.
>>339771141
Kill Zarya
Marry Tracer
Fuck D.Va
Kill Mei
Fuck D. Va
Marry Mercy
>>339774803
>/v/ isn't /pol/ for vidya
>>339771141
Kill Mei
Fuck Widowmaker and D.va
Marry Pharah and Mercy
Marrying Mercy is the only correct answer
Fucking Mercy is also the correct answer
Fuck you guys, why am I even here?
Kill Widowmaker
Fuck Zarya
Marry Zarya
You know this is the best choice.
Kill Zara
Fuck Widowmaker
Marry Mei
>Kill Symmetra
So no one can ever pick her again.
>Fuck Zarya
I just wanna have a wild night with that giant body.
>Marry Mercy
Just for the sake of having a perfect family and free healthcare.
I'd marry Pharah but she's just a head with a robot body so that would just be boring.
Kill Widowmaker because she's just a brainwashed, empty husk already
Fuck Mei because she's cute
Marry Mei because she's cute and I love when you faggots complain about her rather than GETTIN' GUDMercy would be good marriage material because she'd be a great mom.
>>339771141
Kill Symmetra
Fuck Pharah
Marry Mercy
Kill Symmetra
Fuck Widowmaker
Marry DVa
>>339771141
kill zarya
fuck tracer
marry widowmaker
>>339785492
too subtle for barneyfag
>>339771141
Marry Tracer
Fuck Mei
Kill Widowmakeraka smug Mary Sue cunt
Fuckability:
1) Mei
2) D.Va
3) Tracer
4) Pharah
5) Mercy
6) Zarya
7) Symmetra
8) Widowmaker
>>339787482
>marry widowmaker
Enjoy your literally loveless marriage
Fuck Hanzo
Marry Lucio
Kill Roadhog
>>339771141
I honestly really, really like this image
>>339788210
A villain character is a mary sue?
huh?
Kill mei
Marry d.va
Fuck mercy
Kill Symmetra
Fuck Tracer
Marry Zarya
>>339788490
Perhaps Mary Sue is the wrong term for it. Either way she's bullshit.That final shot at the end of "Alive" is unforgivable
>>339771141
Kill Mei.
I don't care about the rest.
become doom guy
rip and tear d.va
rip and tear widowmaker
rip and tear mei
rip and tear zarya
rip and tear pharah
rip and tear symettra
rip and tear tracer
rip and tear mercy
kill zarya
fuck tracer
marry dva
>>339788719
>Leaving Mercy last
HEAD ESTABLISH
>>339771141
Kill Zarya
Fuck Widowmaker
Marry Mercy
Kill Zarya
Fuck D.Va
Marry Mercy
>>339788202
not subtle at all. he's probably sperging in /k/ or something.
>>339788679
Tin can had it coming. If you're going to be salty, be salty at Tracer for dodging.
Power ranking for how desirable their pussy tastes
1. Mei
Cute, shy, feminine girl who very obviously keeps herself clean and shaved. But, constantly sweaty. Deliciously marinated. 10/10
2. D.Va.
Spends so long in her plug suit in her D.vangelion that she's got to be nice and sweaty down there. Probably doesn't have many pubes. All in all solid vag to taste.
3. Pharah
Oh gosh, that warm gundam suit generating heat. Yeah, that'd be a tasty pussy.
4. Widowmaker
Essentially the same reasons as D.Va but she'd be shittier.
5. Mercy
I feel like she'd be so appreciative and cute and it'd be the best.
6. Tracer
Only for the moans in that shitty accent. My boner, oh god
7. Zarya
Shitty unshaven unclean SJW cunt. I'd still do it because that suit would probably make it delicious and she'd probably grab my hair and push my face in deeper and that'd be hot as fuck but still.
8. Symmetra
POO
IN
LOO
>>339771968
I like this one although I'd switch Pharah and Tracer.
>>339771898
Damn now i want to watch this again.
>>339789253
>shoots the pulse bomb out of the air instantaneously after seeing it despite the fog, causing it to knock only tracer back despite her being closer to the explosion
>less than a second later she's in the air with a scoped shot so perfect that it's tragectory would go through tracer and hit Mondatta in the head
If that doesn't scream bullshit then I don't know what does
>>339771141
Kill D.Va, Fuck Mei, Marry mercy.
Any other combination is flawed.
