ITT: Post your career profile and receive assumptions from others based on it
>>339727634
you're a try hard faggot that doesn't help the team in any way
>>339727756
Accurate.
But post yours faggot.
>>339727634
Probably transitioning
>>339727634
>plays exclusively waifus and top picks
Absolute cancer
>>339728324
Autistic i guess, you can't play a hero as simple as that for that many hours without a mental illness.
I'm not very good, but I try to help the team.
>>339728324
>>339728447
Whats the point of playing mercy when you can play lucio that does the same but better and passively?
>9999 heals
Who else /quads/ here?
>>339728607
Mercy can heal people through fights and her Q is a game changer. Lucio just passively regens people post fight who survived. Its two different roles
>>339728607
mercy is better with certain characters because of her attack buff, I only pick lucio on koth. Your team should always have a mercy/lucio regardless.
Whoa there!
>>339728607
Because mercy's Q is "oh, you thought you had won? Too bad, here's rez, fuck you."
Fight me
>>339728607
becauseHEROES NEVER DIE
>>339729001
Lucio's Q stops his teammates from dying to begin with. Also, Mercy can't use it if she was one of the players who died in the chaos. Lucio's is more effective.
>>339729004
>console baby
I don't fight kids.
t. Reaper
>>339729004console
>>339728447
A gg. A team player. Plays Winston and Reinhardt selflessly to help an obviously autistic team
>>339729004
>console gamer
>>339729004
Console bro who probably has a girlfriend. No traces of autism
>>339729292
Why do I keep seeing this picture, who the fuck is that?
Ayup.
>>339729001
There's a 7th member Mercy rises when she says that.
Oh yeah.
>>339729420
oh so this is the d.va players on this board who claim she is good
>>339728607
mercy is a support role for attacking teams and really great for supporting specific players
lucio is a support/auxiliary fighting role and really great for helping your team hold a point
>>339729750
>mercy is offensive whilst lucio is defensive
what the fuck am I reading
>>339729184
>>339729292
>>339729420
>I prefer to play with a mouse and keyboard for I am a hardcore PC gamer!
>>339730129
>I like to cook using a stone and some cardboard because i'm an autist!
<<< witty reaction image
>>339730276
>People who don't play games on PC are autistic
>This is what PCucks tell themselves to rationalize their purchases
>>339727634
>>339730765
>LOOK BRO THEY LOVE PLAYING WITH THE RIGHT EQUIPMENT LOL LOL LOL LOL
Last (You) for you, now go pay your PSN+
>>339730276
>that analogy
Please go get your GED
>>339730918
>the right equipment
Works just fine on my PS4.
Go wave your e-dick around on r/pcmasterrace, you'll probably find some like-minded people there.
>>339730129
>>339729184
>>339729292
>>339729420
Someone explain to me this PC/Console meme and why it's so much better to play with PC controls.
>>339731403
fps is better on kb+m than controller.
>>339727634
>OVERview
alright come on blizzard that is obnoxious
>>339731249
You like to fly.
>>339731403
>why it's so much better to play with PC controls.
Just watch the webm.
>>339731284
You're feeding the fire man, best to just leave it.
I don't know why they're so obsessed with platform wars either. So much for PC players being "above that".
>>339728579
good taste
>>339730867
>>339731649
Have you ever considered the possibility that those players suck balls at the game?
Playing support turns me into a passive agressive faglord until I either beat it or smush people against a wall.
>mfw I'm that Widow on your team that never switches
pharrah's my waifu.
All my friends think junkrat is shit...
>>339731730
literal autist
How'd I do?
>>339728607
Because she's cute as fuck.
>>339733905
you tried.
>Mei: 0 playtime
And it's gonna stay like that
>>339733397
Your friends are gay, Junkrat is fun as all hell. He's probably one of the best anti-tank characters in the game.
>>339733397
i bet you're that junkrat that doesn't go on the point and then scream at his teammates when they lose even though you got that sweet 15 kill streak
>>339729635
I hope you know it only ranks you with other retards that use this site.
>>339729635
>only 5 hours on fire as zen with 15 played
>>339734569
no im always on the point dude. im not a retard
...eh hehehePlease no bully.
>>339727634
>>339734569
How can a junkrat get a 15 killstreak without getting close to the objective, retard?
>>339730867
A-mei-zing mate, but sometimes you just have to let it go and use more diverse characters.I hope you like ice because you will be spending an eternity in the coldest circle of hell for playing the Chinese ice witch
>>339735159
Mercy/10
>>339735239
when did i say he doesnt get close to point, retard? go ahead, i'll wait.
>>339735118
Faggot
>>339735118
Do you kill with dva? Her damage output is terrible
>>339735353
If you're not completely retarded she's easy modo.
https://youtu.be/dPTGD21453Q?t=4m6s
>>339730867
You have cancer and you like to inflict your suffering on others.
>>339731249
Airforce
>>339731730
Autism
>>339732247
Not bad
>>339735118
Waifu faggot
>>339734382
Has a friend. Also offers his anal virginity for the sake of the team.
>>339735564
>console player
opinion discarded, if you play with people who can actually aim you would know d.va is trash.
>>339735927
>playing point and click adventures
FPS on pc is and always has been retarded.
Before I knew it, I was playing a lot of Lucio and having fun. Oops.
>>339735564
jesus Christ, I couldn't watch more than two minutes of that. How the fuck do you play this for extended periods of time when it's this clunky and slow?
>>339731730
significant help to the team, and a defensive master gg
>>339735324
A perfect score
I have more fun playing offensive characters, but fuck. Everyone insta-locks them.
>>339736790
>playing the most useless heros
go fuck yourself retard
>>339736869
>any hero useless
nah fuck off fag
Huh, I would have thought it would have been different.
I'm not even a Genji main,I just like to play him.
>>339737058
Reaper is actually really fun despite being an edgemaster.
>>339737308
Yeah, I had 0 play time with him, then got the Plague Doctor skin out of a box and decided to give him a go. It helps that it's one of the coolest skins in the game imo.
>>339727634
I'm an army of one.
>Want it on PC
>All my friends have PS4
>They're begging me to get it for PS4 instead
>Torn between playing with friends but hating the controls and enjoying the controls and playing alone
I'm usually not the kind of person who plays supports in any game
>>339735337
You just accused that guy of camping away from the objective for kills idiot
Widow is my waifu
>>339737826
I came across the same issue and the answer is XIM4, I almost feel bad.
>>339727634
Does titloads of fps mp experience do you any good or is it a literal meme fest?
>>339738519
I had the VenomX for a while but it mostly fucked me up, Aim-Assist kicking in would throw off my aim because muscle memory wasn't expecting it. Most console games dont allow you to turn it off.
got the game on monday
>>339738717
>9/10 Bastion is PoTG because he mowed down the entire team as they rushed the objective in the last 30 second panic
>>339738746
I use it with the overwatch preset settings it feels like every fps I tried on pc.
>>339738874
It's glorious aint it?
It's like I'm playing as a sentry gun. His counters also happen to be the same as a sentry gun.
Lúcio is fun to use
I like this game
>>339740261
51 hours, holy fuck
>Play 4 matches
>Lose all of them
>Go play something else
Is anyone else like this?
>>339741104
No, noone is like that.
all you weak pieces of non-aryans
Maybe I can rez this thread with my autism.
>>339742463
I can't believe it.
This can't be true.
![kRyFY3g[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/czUmMA7.jpg "kRyFY3g[1].jpg")
>LE MAIN
I switch to whoever my team needs the most at the time
>>339728783
>>339729004
>>339735118
>>339742463
>Playing Overwatch on a console
Did I do good?
im bad at shooters
im only good with junkrat, I land constant direct shots with him and i love placing traps near health packs
>>339743273
>I desperatly need to convince myself that my 2000$ MOBA machine wasnt a waste of money
>So I bash people playing on platforms diferent from the one I prefere
>>339743003
I highly doubt torbjorn is most often what your team needs the most lmao
>>339743273
Every time.
It's literally the exact same game. Why are your office supplies the superior choice for playing it?
>>339743318
You seem primed and ready
>decide to try Hanzo
>become really good after only a few hours
>93% of match on fire one game
>wake up next morning, not even half as good
Still better then most
>>339743273
>Oh, why can't I find Amanda Hugginkiss?
I've been avoiding Mercy lately since playing her in a team of scrubs is frustrating.
>>339743529
You're playing an FPS with a controller.
That's like trying to use a bear trap as a Tenga.
Everyone in here has the same amount of wins in relative to time.
50% winrate is real
>>339728324
I wish I had this dedication to my waifu (D.Va). I use Mercy as well but I suck and lose erry game it seems like. Tips?
I just can't git gud with anyone that isn't D.Va.
>>339744347
>bear trap as tenga
Junkrat, is that you?
>>339743551
torbjorn can give everyone an extra 75 hp. turret and molten core are extremely strong and torbjorn himself deals good damage
>>339743551
Well, he's the character I have the highest win rate with, so I have to be picking him in some correct situations.
Something about 4-5 person team reses into team wiping them has me still playing mercy
>>339742439
>level 18
>thinks its impressive
Pls no bully
R8 me m8s
>Leaver penalty in "quick match" and not ranked
Why?
>>339729693
I play PC
>>339735118
>doing it perfectly
>>339731730
POO
>>339729184
>>339729292
>>339729420
>>339743273
This is literally a meme at this point. Overwatch was designed with consoles in mind. Slow walkspeed, 20 tickrate, huge hitboxes, etc. It plays perfectly fine on console.
You fucking fake autistic "PC Gamur" 10 year old League faggots are getting old. Yes, ARENA SHOOTERS like UT and Quake are unplayable on console. But none of you underage Blizkid faggots have even touched those games. Go back to Hearthstone you fucking retards.
rate me fags
>>339728447
credit to fucking team
>>339728579
>not very good
>2nd most played Genji
and into the trash
>>339737139
>not a Genji Main
>has 3 times the amount of time played as the next most played hero
Sure bud
pls no bully
d.va is waifu
Welp I figured out why this game is cancer online. It's you waifu, cod kiddie play for kills retards
Having fun
Fite me.
>>339748873
D.va is not pure.
>>339749523
I bet you hate tracers.
>>339749935
They're a pain in the ass which makes it more satisfying to hook them
>>339750457
Figured. Most people I know who play Roadhog do it to hook Tracers.
>>339727634
JUSTICE RAINS FROM every direction imaginable
Why do people think Symmetra is bad? Since shes mostly situational?
I'm a shitter I know
Rate
Hate
Fellate
rate and hate lads
>>339753205
good taste
>>339752834
8/10
Winston is fun as hell. I rarely see anyone else playing him on Quickplay though.
>>339753702
>>339753205
>>339752834
I am a retard and forgot pic
>>339729004
I'm on console too, just use the screenshot button sparky.
I don't have an image on hand. Last I checked, my top five characters after 40 hours or so was
Mercy
Torbjorn
Reaper
Junkrat
Mei
>>339753928
>Playing mostly Winston
Patrician/10
>>339754268
Giving the monkey D is too fun
>>339729420
please tell me there is the apocalypse behind her
>>339727634
>>339754848
>te] [Auto] 12
>>339727634
>>339755170
>most eliminations 24
you are not very good are you anon?
seriously no widowmaker love here?
>>339755449
I love widowmaker, love giving her the big monkey dick as winston
>>339738836
>Hanzo at #1
>DVA at #3
Would put on avoid list instantly.
>>339755271
nah but the game is fun. I'm trying to get better but I didn't really play FPS games before Overwatch. Not a ton of them interested me.
If I try to find tips on Overwatch to get better, they're all really specific but honestly I need general FPS tips 'cause I'm just bad at the genre in general.
Teach me anon
>>339755271
>13 hours playtime
He's still pretty new ya ass
>>339755449
right here senpai
>>339755809
if you like pharah find a heal slut to steer you to greatness.
>>339755821
I didn't play the beta but picked up the game at launch last week. I'm just kinda bad at FPS games in general. I play with friends that play CS:GO constantly and they all know what they're doing but I'm just kinda the friend that doesn't usually play games with them but started playing Overwatch with them and they don't talk about how much they're disappointed in me for fucking up their team dynamic. They're good friends.
honestly
>>339755970
I do like Pharah but I try to play whatever my team needs and I switch out when I see the other team's dynamic. I'm actually surprised Pharah is there as much as it is. I really dig Bastion too but my aim is bad because I don't play FPS.
pls no bully
Have some free (you)'s!
>>339747408
Your that annoying fuck who flanks the team and no one does shit about it.
>>339745592
Aside from playing mercy,You sure do like skill comboing motherfuckers.
>>339727634
>>339756204
You and I practically have the same averages, except healing.
>>339727634
okay.
I love the game but I am not very good :(
Meh.
>>339756479
>most played is mccree
kill yourself my man
I hope you're not too mean!
Rate me faggots.
>>339727634
Am I shit?
I really like Zenyatta, he plays really well for me. I've recently had to take up Soldier as my friends want to play healer. Soldier is alright, love his harassment play style.
>>339759448
>>339758956
cancer
>>339759361
d.va is best girl your taste is trash
>>339759361
how do you deal with all the 76's and widows? Especially the widows who aren't shit
>>339760321
kill them
>>339760321
he doesn't
The true cancer of this game isn't people who like an individual character, but people who near exclusively play one character.
The game is designed around switching characters to counter the other team, and obviously those players aren't doing that. Thanks for picking Widowmaker on Attack and not switching when it isn't working, anons.
So, is Overwatch actually good? It looks fun, but I have no friends. Will that affect my experience?
>>339760647
It's great, but people in pub games play like absolute retards. You'll have a lot more fun if you find people to group up with + use voice chat.
>>339760615
Some games I just don't care anymore. Being shoehorned into being the tank/healer because everyone wants to play offense gets old.
>>339760727
How do I do that?
>>339760615
widowmaker actually works good on both attack and defense though. Those that don't are just shit widows
>>339760816
Oh, I get it. It's annoying. In pub games people are really selfish about that. But 90% of the time not filling out the roles well means a loss, so you kinda gotta. That's why I try to play with friends as much as possible.
That said, I mean even when a defense character would be a good choice, but people, say, just pick widowmaker when it's a bad pick on Attack or something, and don't help the team at all.
>>339760961
I must have only seen shit Widows then, because in pub games every guy who's gone Widow on attack has been little to no help.
>>339760321
>>339761135
>widow
>bad pick on attack
LOL
>>339760961
You never notice the good Widowmakers, only the bad ones...on your team that is.
>>339761213
Nice mmr then you fucking trashcan
>>339746320
Because quick match is all there is right now.
>>339761327
>who aren't shit
>posts webm of someone killing a shit one
breh
>>339761213
i don't really pay that much attention to widows in my team desu. But i have come across a bunch of widows that completely shut me down as a pharah and i've seen a bunch of streams where a widow just cleans up entire teams because she was left unchecked
