What's your favorite pokemon?
>>339682225
Post lewd glaceon's... you know the the one.Big titty gardevoir
Psychic jetplane dragons
Which of these starters is objectively the best?
Hint:it's in the middle
THE BEST THERE EVER WAS
He is adorable and has bellydrum + extreme speed
Greninja slut.
>>339682620
>the mediocre cat
>best
inb4 furfag :^)
what pokemon do you think would be the most eager to suck her trainer's dick?
>>339683091
Eelektross
>>339683091
magcargo
so cute
>>339682696
How many of you want to fuck your favorites?
>>339683780
everyone ITT
>>339682653
Rock on brother! Invincible metal dinosaur for life
>>339683780
I would not fuck a poison-type sea dragon. No sir.
>>339682225
Ninetails.
>>339682653
>>339683851
MAH NIGGAS WASS GOOD
This nigga.
Signature moves
Signature Item
Signature fuck you in the ass.
Croagunk
>>339682225
A tie between Spiritomb, Mew and Porygon-Z
Is it worse to have a starter or a legendary as your favorite?
>>339683780
You'd have to get something good to convince me
>>339682558
Either Dis nigga right here or Jolteon.
>>339683780
Mew is to be preserved and respected, I wouldn't even if she asked.
>>339684318
>she
>>339683780
>>339682225
Rate and hate
Furbait jackal
I don't play Pokémon games
Spheal is the true patrician's answer.
>>339683780He's not even biologically compatible with me.
>>339682653
MASTER I TOOK A SHIT ON YOUR CAR
Gengar and Primeape
>>339684595
>He
Good fucking taste.
>>339682225
Arachnids are cool
>>339684395
>Men can also give birth
You will cease your insult of the great Mew this instant.
Every TM motherfucker, if it's a TM she knows it.
>>339684595
Anything with a hole is compatible.
I'm a legendary fag. Love me some Mewtwo, Ho-oH, and Rayquaza. Also Giratina's Origin forme.
![330Flygon[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/XIzD6bG.png "330Flygon[1].png")
Me.
What Pokemon would you marry and impregnate?
Either one of these, I really can't decide between them.
>>339684910
Thank you god - It's fucking perfect.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oH83aXI2mn8
>>339684910
>sfur
Gay
Shit on it all you want but I love this little fucker.
>>339683878
you neg?
>>339683780
That's the reason he's my favorite
Best fossil.
>>339684910
FUCKOUTTAMYWAY
I'LL SNAB YOU
>>339686106
You can't impregnate a male
![250px-214Heracross[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/VQ1wRQc.png "250px-214Heracross[1].png")
>Design is both cool and cute
>Best cry
>Very original and powerful typings
>Viable since Gen 2
>Doesn't even need evo, top nigga straight off the shelf
>Signature move kicks ass
>Burns only make his bug penis harder
>>339686209
Doesn't mean you can't try.
>>339682225
The forgotten 4th legendary bird
My first pokemon that I caught myself. Kept him to the end.
>>339685408
this has bugged me for ages, what is sfur?
I get that it's a furry thing, but I don't know what the s is for
>>339686551
You mean Arcanine?
>>339686693
The opposite of gfur
>>339686693
straight
>>339686693
it's for short -- short fur.
>>339686693
Go on /trash/ and see for yourself
>>339682653
My nigga
>>339686334
Call me stupid if you want.
>>339685016
Patrician taste there amigo
>>339686821
There's no way that's not his mouth.
Anime fags please confirm
>>339686725
Aye swimae.
I'd always thought that they were going to reveal him to be a legendary of wind; his jap name is Windie and the stone grouped him with the birds.
Still love him cuz it reminds me of my dog
>>339686931
>>339683780
Absol-utly.
Yeah Totally would.
>>339686931
ralts :3
any ralts fans haha!?
Raichu.
>it's a dead child
Why?
>>339686931
Seems inconsistent. Some shots show it like what most people think; the wavy mouth. But then sometimes you get shots like pic related.
Goodra.
metagross
>>339687437
Pic related for the other kind of shot. The head-sticking out one is probably just a design error.
REAL IMP HOURS
Electabuzz was always my favorite because of its design and rarity, but then they fucked it up with shit-tier pre/evolution stages.
>>339687437
horrifying
>tfw expected an innocent pokemon thread
>get furfags and autistic weirdos
>>339686931
Looks like it's a mouth in game.
>>339683780
>>339682225
>>339684910
>>339684910
>>339687968
How long have you been here?
>>339682225
>>339687970
>Quick team, what color scheme do we pick for this shiny?
>How about neon pink or neon green?
>Brilliant!
Alakazam
>>339687968
>op's post is an eeveelution
>not expecting furfag autists
Maybe you're just dumb
>>339683091
Audino. They seem eager to help Humans. Like way to eager.
Friendly reminder that if you want to fuck a number of pokemon higher than half the amount of your age, you have problems.
>>339688050
most likely longer than you
i keep fooling myself expecting better from this crowd
>>339687968
You think you're mad? I wanted to talk about video games but everyone ignored me, thinking I actually give a fuck who their favorite pokemon is.
>>339683780
>>339684910
>>339688127
Could have been worse.
>>339687302
For my dick.
>Pokemon furbait thread
>>>/vp/
>>>/mlp/
>blaziken
>gardevoir
>lugia
>milf nidoqueen
>lucario
>human sized sableye
Forgive me, padre
>>339687968
>thinking you can ever discuss a game wityh animals in it without furries being faggot autists
I would TOTALLY fuck a Goodra. She/He comes prelubed.
>>339682558
If only thier voices didn't want to make me rip my ears off in thier movie
>>339687119
ralts is best pokemon
>>339688497
>he
>>339687562
I like him too.
>>339682225
I have a hard time choosing.
>>339682558
How the hell could you not, look at this sexy bitch
>this thread
>>339688698
is there a template for this
>>339682558
Love her so much.
>>339688796
>>339688894
Thank you
>People will act like latias isnt plebian shit with potentially the worst most disgusting fanbase in all of pokemon history
>>339689045
that's not lucario
Thanks doc
>>339688894
How about the one with 3 Columns?
>>339689076
i said disgusting anon
despite size, lucario's fanbase is just normal shitty by comparison and manages to have less fetishes
latias is directly eeveelutions tier
>>339689045
>>339689076
You mean Gardevoir.
Absol is my all time favorite.
Like half of the moves it can learn have increased crit chance, and it's hidden ability is Super Luck, so you get crits for days.
Not to mention it looks cool and it's Mega is easily the most visually appealing Mega in the game.
The perfect mix of Power and Elegance.
Absol is cutest.
My favorite Pokemon is either Graveler or Gyarados, I always try to get them both if I ever play a Pokemon game.
Otherwise,Eevee.
>>339689076
Lucario fans are mostly gay furries
Lati@s fanbase is full of inflation, vore and other belly centric fetishists
>>339682225
Oddly enough, Fearow, mostly due to what the Gen I Pokédex entry said about it being able to fly for days without getting tired.
It sounded so awesome when i was a kid and reminded me of Neverending Story, so i stuck with that.
>>339684318
Mew is heavily implied to be the progenitor of Pokemon, hell maybe even humans if you want to stretch the whole "humans and Pokemon were once the same" lore in Diamond/Pearl/Platinum.
It'd be like fucking your mom.
>>339689635
thread over
everyone get the fuck out before the autism hits apocalyptic levels
>>339684318
Mewtwo is pure
Mew is a turbo slut
>>339689592
I think that may say more about the kinds of sites you visit/what you search for, because I've never seen any Latias inflation or vore.
>>339689635
I told you I don't want to bang her, I want to sit and talk about the universe. I have like a million other options if I wanted to bang something.
>>339689842
>before
>>339689842
Nigga, I haven't even reached peak autism yet.
>>339689860
I want a mewtwo gf
>>339689860
Mewtwo can't be pure with hips/thighs like that.
>>339689885
I can't imagine what its like to only ever use google images with safe search on
>>339682225
This is my favorite by far.
>>339683780
I wouldn't fuck my favorite, but I would slam a Glaceon everywhere.
>Twintails
>Bedroom eyes
She wants it for sure. Slut.
Eevee is just the best.
I haven't played one in a really fucking long time, but my power was out for like 2 and a half days last week so I kinda wanted something like Pokemon to sink my time into on a handheld. I already have a 3DS and was playing Fire Emblem, but are any of the new Pokemon games actually good?
>>339689885
It doesn't change the fact that latias is a fetish bait pokemon that has some of the highest fetish to normal smut ratios of any other pokemon in existence, it doesn't matter if you only look for pictures of them in photobucket exclusively or not
I love this little fucker.Best rotom is normal rotom
>>339683780
How could i fuck a plasma ball?
>>339689976
>>339690006
>wake up
>she is gone
>watch the news
>mewtwo on a rampage again
>trying to take over the world as always
>UN is powerless
>few hours later
>bae is finally home
>shower and fuck her silly
>play vidya and eat a nice dinner
>>339682558
>tfw she will never be real
>>339690097
X/Y is okay.
Customizable trainers are nice, and the new wifi features are pretty great, but it's easy as fuck. Moreso than Pokemon games usually are, and the postgame content isn't that outstanding.
It's worth a playthrough if you can get it cheapor free, there's even romhacks to make it more of a challengeat least.
>>339690392
>Shower and then fuck
disgusting
Buizel's one of them
>>339683780
Only some of them.
>>339690497
I can never get over how ugly that floater thing around its neck is.
>>339690491
>not shower AND fuck
>>339690491
>fucking while in shower
What don't you understand?
>>339690173
Well i would still seriously fuck a Latias.
>>339690053
>but I would slam a Glaceon everywhere.
Who wouldn't?
>>339682620
the bird
I've always liked magikarp/gyaradoshow would i fuck either of them. i wouldnt even know where to start.you guys are disgusting
>>339685150
best song in the game
I am surprised as fuck this thread hasn't had an edgelord that said giratina yet.
>>339690686
>open image
>scroll down
>get to the hips
>mfw i have no face
post 'em
>hi, master
>wanna play~
Suicune's cool as hell and has a nice butt
>>339687968
>>339690997
>vore artist's art
it's ending
>>339688894
I love things like this.
>>339690894
Giratina is actually one of my favorite legendaries. Not even an edge lord.
Nigga's basically the god of antimatter, and I just find that cool as fuck. Plus I love ghosts.
>>339691121
How would you know it was a vore artist who did that?
>>339687968
>tfw expected an innocent pokemon thread
How's your first week here?
umbreon
>>339691071
That glorious hair too.
>>339690894
While his Origin form is kinda cool his base for is Ugly and Blobby. Like most of the Original Gen 4 pokemon.
Gen 4 just has so many baaaaaad design choices for Pokemon and the ones that are any good are mostly new evolutions of pokemon from previous gens.
The only Original Pokemon evolution lines from Gen 4 that are good are The Shinx line, Buizel/Floatzel, and Garchomp Line. The rest fucking sucked.
fire witchis my favoriteand my waifu
I want to rub my dick on Lucario's adorable paws
>>339691239
It's shikaro's art style and he's known for his vore art?
>>339690894
How does liking Giratina make you an edgelord?
>>339691316
Also most of the Legends were great except Dialga/Palkia/Giratina. Those three were stupidly designed for the most part. Their Typings are the only redeeming quality.
FUCKING CUTE
When my Eeevee evolved into Sylveon it was sleeping in the Mon-Amie garden. It surprised me since I wasn't sure what triggered the evolution at first. This thing is at least my favorite Gen 6 pokemon.
>vore
>gay
>inflation
>giga tits and dicks
>anal
>diapers and piss
Is everyone retarded or am I super boring for only liking good olde tits?
>>339688161
You could probably get away with posting Jolteon, but Glaceon's just the most furbait of the Eeveelutions.
>>339691554
Don't feel isolated, I'm not into any of those.ass > tits
>>339690894
I like Giratina.
And both of its Space Dinosaur brethren.
And God.I'd fuck all of them, male or female.
>be a straight fag
>find zonkpunch's stuff
>animation of mewtwo getting milked
>why boner
>cum buckets
>jacked off to technical gay shit
Welp
>>339691554
Nah man. I just want good tits and/or ass.
I guess I can't judge anyone else when I fap to critters from video games, but damn, the fuck is with all this weird shit?I guess I'm just vanilla.
>>339691275
cute paws
>>339691952
yes
>>339691795Link to where you post? I'm interested.
>>339691913
farther and farther down the slippery slope of degeneracy you go
What the fuck is it with 90%, literally 90% of all lati@s art have to have them blushing? And then a large amount of the sfw art looking vaguely pornographic even then? I can't count how much I have seen pictures that were a careful edit away from being another 69.
>>339691913
Bulbasaur, Snorlax, or Groudon
>>339687968
It's the internet, man. 4chan at that.
People will fuck anything, and give people anonymity or pseudonymity and they'll tell you all about what they'd fuck if a subject even tangentially related is brought up.
>>339691913
It's not gay if it isn't human.
Snek is loveno vorefags allowed
LUGIA IS THICC
NIDOQUEEN IS THICC
GOODRA IS THICC
SUICUNE IS THICC
I WANT T H I G H S
Sableye.
PS. Please don't sexualize the pocket monsters, they're not for sexual, only digital monsters are.
Breloom.
>>339692272
Did you know he has the same weakness as a saiyan?
>>339692473
>tfw annoying the fuck out of people with a spore+sub breloom in gen4
>>339692438
>not for sexual
Oh, child
>tfw people forget you exist
a-atleast you don't have to be remembered to still be beautifuland my favorite
>>339692438
>only digital monsters are
Agreed
Furfags plz go.
>>339692342
keep telling yourself that
>>339692606
I've never caught a feebas to this day.
Kinda hard to remember a Pokemon when it's so hard to get.
>>339692497
>>339692606
90% of people that like Milotic are vorefags. What a cruel fate for such a great pokemon.
>>339691360
superior taste
>>339692762
It's because they're the only ones that would go so far out of their way to look for more shit to appease their fetish with
>>339692762
Why are you so obsessed with vore?
>>339691360
>>339692873
Better yet why do you think out of all the ips in this thread that there is only a single person who would be outspoken against fucking vore of all fetishes, you sound like someone with something to hide and defend
>>339692053
My apologies, I don't post anywhere. I have no websites, no blogs, nothing.
I just have a close group of friends who I share my art with and occasionally disseminate bits and pieces of my art to the internet.
>>339692594
yamete
>>339692873
He's just tempting the vorefags to come out of hiding because he secretly enjoys it.
Porygon2
>>339692963
Oh... Well, fuck, that sucks but I guess it's not the only thing I miss out on.You're posting a crop of an image I made a request for in the past.
>>339692820
>>339692938
>tfw no one likes best dragon
>>339693083
impossible to like it without sylveon memers showing up, so I can imagine why
>>339693083
He was one of my favorite characters in Gates to Infinity if that counts for anything.
>>339693014
Porygon!
>>339682558
This
http://www.strawpoll.me/10375710
Alright you /v/aggots, go
>>339692962
Because it's an obscure fetish that's rarely ever mentioned, yet has been brought up several times in this thread alone.
>>339693279
Leave it to a fucking lati@sfag to be the first one to post some badly cropped porn
>>339693329
>vore
>obscure
Just like feet and bdsm, huh?
>>339693083
And no I don't want to fuck it
Hydreigon is pure
Zangoose is the cutest.
>>339693279
people like you are the reason so many hate us
>>339682225
Dunsparce
>>339688469
>thinking you can ever discuss a game wityh girls in it without waifufags being faggot autists
Wooper, Venonat, and Semipour
>>339693372
>>339693471
Rude
>>339693279
Now is not the time
Who here would a feather?
Because I would a feather.
>>339693372
And yet if it was cropped porn of some moeblob nobody would blink an eye
>>339693728delibird?
>10-20 years from now
>boston dynamics have made the human frame
>google have perfected AI
>they're selling robot companions
>other companies make custom frames
>tfw you can have your waifu in your lifetime
A few more years, lads.
>>339693681
Its always time faggotpeople are already posting crops
>>339693634
>>339693634
the cancer has gone malignant
>>339693887
why is that spoon so big
>>339684630
http://www.strawpoll.me/10375742
I honestly expected barashit to be what destroys the thread, not the latifags
>>339693809
It's the only reason I haven't killed myself. One day I'll know what love feels like.
>>339693982
Why can't I just hug them?
>>339686207
I need to remember this thread the next time I want to defend that pokemon threads are still vidya and should be fine on /v/.
>>339694000
Is there anything that doesn't trigger you?
>>339694045
I'll remember that for the next thread.We all know that there'll be a next thread
>>339693835
But it it is perfectly SFW, straight from the artist
