Is it true that everyone who played as Yoshi was secretely gay?
>>339660502
i played as weegi and im not gay
>>339660502
No. I know a guy who plays yoshi and hes actually gay
>>339660502
Thinking back, it was kind of odd how they wanted to suck dicks after we were done playing.
>secretly
Everyone who played as Yoshi is blatantly gay.
Yeah. Yoshi is ridiculously fruity.
He's gayer than a rainbow.
>>339660502
Yes, and everyone who played with toad was secretly a faggot
wario is the only acceptable choice
>that kid who picked Wario and thought he was the coolest guy in the room
>he was actually That Kid
Huh, I used to play Yoshi all the time. Sucked my fair share of dicks. There has to be someone out there that played Yoshi and never touched dick.
>>339662550
Sup.
Should have played peach or something because she's a cool waifu desu.
But at that time I played against my friend who always picked toad so i picked yoshi just to piss him off more when he lost to him.
>>339660502
I always did toad or mario tbqh
DK main. Fight me.
>>339660502
Mario and Luigi are boring
Peach is a female, females can't drive
The other bottom 3 are fat and slow.
Toad and Yoshi were the only choices left. Toad had a cool voice and Yoshi made cool sounds
>>339660502
Mario was the fucking masterrace, dumb faggots.
>>339660502
My older brother use to play as Yoshi in every game. He has a girlfriend who is Asianbut no one in our family has met her, so I guess there's a possibility that he's gay.
>>339660502
DK here and girls praise my dong. Everyone who played DK has a big dong.
Nah, there's nothing secret about it.
>>339663673
>The other bottom 3 are fat and slow.
Nice meme, daily reminder Bowser > Yoshi/Toad.
>mfw always played luigi since snes
>mfw always played with cousin who was always yoshi and toad
>mfw always kicked his ass like a little bitch and he would always run crying to my aunt
>mfw 20 years later hes getting married to a guy
>mfw he has kids from closet marriage who love mk8 and always play as toad, yoshi, and pikachu
>mfw play mk8 for first time as luigi
>>339663731
The most vanilla of vanilla tastes, famalam.
hey, I played as yoshi and I'm not gay
>>339664206
You don't need to lie and keep secrets on the internet, anon.
>>339662097
>secretly
>>339660786
DSP mains Yoshi.
>>339664081
>mfw always played with cousin who was always yoshi and toad
>mfw always kicked his ass like a little bitch and he would always run crying to my aunt
So his mom? or is this some other aunt?
and
>mfw he has kids from closet marriage who love mk8 and always play as toad, yoshi, and pikachu
>pikachu
Pikachu ain't in MK8 senpai
Mario: Normie friend
Luigi: Younger brother/friend
Peach: Sister that would tell mom if you didn't let her play
Toad: Would get upset if in anything but top 3, only wanted to win
Yoshi: Gay
DK: Older brother/friend
Wario: Targets toad players
Bowser: Didn't care about winning, stayed in last place to get lighting and blue shells
Peach was confirmed top tier for this game right?
>>339664890
DK was the stoner, but nice attempt.
>tfw played yoshi
>had no sexual desires or attractions to anyone for years
>turn out to be gay later
>>339660502
I'm gay and always play as Peach and Toad so this doesn't work out. My brother always chose Yoshi though, don't need two faggots in the family.
>>339660502
>played koopa troopa in super
>Luigi in 4
>dry bones in DS
>koopa troopa whenever he was available
I only chose Luigi because he reminded me most of Koopa Troopa (not bowser for some reason).
>>339660502
I main Yoshi in Kart and Smash
Not homo but have sucked dick like only twice
yoshi is a gay lesbian who bangs a tranny
>>339668072
>not homo
>but have sucked dick like only twice
>>339662550
>There has to be someone out there that played Yoshi and never touched dick.
does touching my own count? if o then I've touched only one dick
I'm not gay. might be bi though. wouldn't suck dick unless it was on a passable shemale
I'm as vanilla heterosexual as they come and Yoshi was always my favorite Nintendo character because he's a dinosaur and I loved Yoshi's Island.
>>339660502
No, but it's true that all these "generalization" threads were funny the first time around and then became forced and unfunny as fuck with zero basis to the shit people were saying
>>339660502
>>339662097
I always played Toad to fuck with people.IIII'M THE BEST
>>339662097
Toads a tryhard, not necessarily a faggot but there's a co-relation about 60% of the time.
>>339660502
When I was younger I picked Luigi and DK
But then I was bi
Only yoshi player I know is a girlWho turned out to be a dyke
