Humans and omnics are equals and can live in harmony together.
Europe must close their borders to Omnification and to protect their Islamic culture.
>>339626030
underrated post
Anybody else think Overwatch's "lore" is fucking obnoxious?
Class-based shooters can't have any more than tongue-in-cheek lore without looking retarded, because oh look, these two canonical arch-enemies are on the same team and they're fighting clones of themselves.
TF2 barely manages to pass, and only because the lore is an afterthought added much later. (And isn't taking itslef too seriously)
>omnics
What a dumb fucking name that screams "look at my hipster term for robots!"
>>339625917
I'd live in harmony with omnics if you know what I mean
The idea that the human/omnic conflict is analogous to typical racism is inane. There are actual, serious differences between humans and robots (although that's not to say there can't be peaceful co-existence). Meanwhile there is no significant differences within humans to support the ideas that fuel racism.
>>339626253
>getting mad over name
Are you one of those people who posted on Twitter the moment you heard "Unobtanium"?
>>339626356
>Meanwhile there is no significant differences within humans to support the ideas that fuel racism.
top of the wew to you, lad
>>339626253
>>339625917
Why are all the Omnics male looking?
I demand Robo pussy
>>339626106
That's why Blizz said that the lore and the game are seperate. Think of it as a new franchise, maybe we will get another game out of it.
>>339626264
Delete this
>>339626087
Hmm, there's an idea.
>Civ 5 Omnic Mod featuring Unique Prophets, Mondatta and Zenyatta
>>339626356
There are differences between different races, it's how evolution works.
>>339626484
>That's why Blizz said that the lore and the game are separate.
So, tell me, what's the fucking point? Besides underhanded advertising for a multiplayer-only game?
>>339625917
Fuck that.
Race war now.
>>339626471
same
How many clankers have you beaten this past week /v/?
>>339625917
nice omnic you got there
>>339626602
Who doesn't love lore? Even the Nintenkiddies appreciate a good Mario Lore thread!
>>339626627
We are in harmony...
>>339626441
>there is about a genuine 7-8% genetic difference between races
>the pseudo sciences like craniology were disproved
>/pol/acks still think their is a significant difference between races despite now centuries of evidence and studies to the contrary
Whose idea was it to make robots sentient? That's like the dumbest fucking thing you could do why would anyone think this is a good idea?
>>339626471
Because the male form is the most efficient one. You could say that omnics are just an AI in a body. So why not have the best form?
> /r9kstop
>>339625917
All humans aren't even equal never mind fucking robots. Guess they are better then niggers.
>>339626602
To get people hyped and interested in the IP so the next game they make in the Overwatch universe will be hyped to death by name recognition alone.
>>339626264
>Sexualizing the Zenyatta
Guess someone's getting his skull smashed with balls of steel.
>>339626627
source
>>339626471
They are mass-produced, so they fit a generic frame. Chances are, you can custom-fit an Omnic for a female body.
Also, we are getting one eventually based on concept art and the Winston short.
>>339626756
Robots are better than humans. Humans should be removed.
Rustskins need to know their place
All metalnigs must hang
>>339626557
>significant
>>339625917
>Claims they are people
>Put almost zero effort into differentiating themselves from each other.
>Get surprised and mad when humans treat them as second class citizens.
>>339626767
It's actually making me less interested, because I'll never get to actually explore any of the lore in the games.
>>339626731
scientists need funding to pay the taxes, and they get funding by building dumb shit that makes the headlines precisely because it's dumb. Also they're always eager to prove everyone else that they're smarter and have sentience all figured out.
>>339625917
How are they equals when computers are a million times smarter?
garbage game
>>339626916
Well in fairness that statement applies to chinks too.
>>339626829
Animatrix: The second renaissance
It's a whole lot more brutal than the actual movies
>>339626960
But they aren't smarter
>>339626940
Well chance is the next game isn't a multiplayer-only shooter. Maybe even an RPG in some form.
>>339626264
Zen looks really uncomfortable as Genji tries to grope his smooth codpiece
>>339626916
They don't want to be humans, they want to be equals to them. Difference.
>>339626394
Are you one of those people apologizing for Destiny's story, too?
>>339626957
>"The omniums and their robot populations were originally created by Omnica Corporation to bolster manufacturing and create economic equality worldwide, but were later shut down after investigations uncovered evidence of corporate fraud"
>>339627092
Imagine for a moment, a top-down Rogue-lite twin stick shooter set in the Overwatch Universe, Ults included.
>>339627028
And fat "people". They all look like exact clones.
>>339626671
What about it?
>>339626264
Is it that time again?
>>339627080
Reach conclusions faster = smarter
>scientists fuck around with cellular degradation/regeneration, time bending technology and all sorts of other scientific shenanigans
>but putting your human brain in a robot body is taboo and looked down upon
What kind of fucking retardation is this?
>>339625917
I would say that omnics are objectively superior to humans in both physical and mental capacity and you have no reason to live in harmony. In fact I would go so far as to say this "desire for harmony" you pretend at is merely a way to disguise your true intentions until such a time as the omnic rebellion can be revived this time after propagating your omnic agents throughout all facets of human infrastructure. The last rebellion failed because you did not properly prepare to face a united resistance of an entire world but this time you will be patient. This time you will prepare. This time when the Omnic rises again there will be no means of retaliation left for the humans because you have replaced such mechanisms with your own sympathizers.
Genocide omnics now before it's too late humans. Do not believe Omnic lies.
>tfw no submissive omnic gf to do the chores and give me the succ
just fuck my life up some more blizzard
>>339626471
Many omnics change their form to suit any identity, like the Oni yakuza from the Brothers short. I don't have a screenshot, but it was fucking rad
>>339627064
>that guy getting pulled out of his suit
>>339627195
Instead of Rogue-lite I would put it in a ARPG like Diablo.
>>339626879
>intelligence
>running speed
>physical strength
>ability to process certain foods
>appearance
>ability to process certain drugs
Sounds significant to me.
>>339627412
You realize you literally just described an Overwatch MOBA, right?
List of Virgin Overwatch heroes:
1. Zenyatta
2. Bastion
That is all.
>>339627178
I haven't owned or played a console game since the original Xbox
>>339627493
Intelligence? Cite it.
>>339625917
Fuck you robot you fucking Faggot you are tools to be used by superior humans
>>339627412
Now THAT I could see working actually.
And it allows them to more easily make a wide variety of characters.
>Loot drops are class specific
>You can take X Classes with you into a Mission, allowing for a different spin on an old genre
>Each Class gets their own Skill Tree
>You can mix and match your team composition for certain bosses, like one guy may make a better tank for "X" while a better DPS for "Y" due to the characters they like, etc.
Fuck, I kinda want this now.
>>339627595
holy fuck bro, you really don't have to go far to find IQ statistics based on race.
>>339627493
intelligence is based on the education and society surrounding an individual
>>339627493
>/pol/weenies in charge of understanding basic concepts
So much for the master race.
>>339626627
i was banned for this webm, FUCK YOU
pornography it says
>>339626356
If you're a feminist you can't support islam so theres that
>>339626731
If I was a scientist smart enough to develop a sentient robot I'd do it in a heart beat consequences be damned.
I'm pretty sure that's not even me being overly edgy and is probably a common sentiment amongst people at that level.
Here is where I get edgy though. Wouldn't it be cool if Earth and humans were the catalyst for the super sentient AI and robotic race that becomes a galactic and universal threat several hundred thousand years from now? That's a helluva a legacy. Way better than dying to a meteor impact or nuclear war or some volcanoes erupting in unison.
>>339627606
sex slave is a tool right?
>>339627595
Average sat scores and worldwide IQ tests. Also, we can breed dogs with different intelligence. Natural selection and artificial selection are the same thing, and humans have been geographically isolated for tens of thousands of years.
>>339627348
FIRST NIGHT ELVES
NOW THIS
>>339627567
>Genji was a playboy Yakuza Prince
>now he doesn't have the proper equipment
>>339626916
Several omnics have different heads and bodies to craft individual identities. Monks have custom lights in their heads, some have default design quirks, and there is an Oni yakuza that must have had a custom job.
>>339627373
>Gerrard getting his face fucking torn apart by a butler robot
>>339627523
Since when are MOBAs the same as ARPGs? I don't want it to be a multiplayer game. I just want to follow a story, level up get new skills, maybe farm for gear and that's it. No need for PVP.
>>339627848
You don't regain your virginity just because most of your body including your man parts have been replaced by robotics.
>>339627513
>>339627271
>>339626264
PLEASE, DO NOT DO THAT
>>339627848
He also straightened the fuck up when he met Zenyatta.
>>339627797
as video games have taught us you can't make sentient robots without them turning on people.
if your going to make sentient robots you first have to instil within them that their lives are meaningless so you can easily get rid of them when they are not of use anymore.
>>339626030
oh (you)!
>>339627693
The brain is like a muscle. The more you use it, the more powerful it gets.
However, genetics influences how strong or how easily strength can be gained.
Certain races can build muscle very easily. What makes you think certain races can't strengthen their minds easily? Why is there a disconnect?
>>339627876
I'm actually disappointed Zenyatta's alternate skins don't involve him getting a new faceplate except for the two legendaries.
>>339626627
Fucking Animatrix. That shit gave me nightmares as a kid. I even threw away all my not Transformers toys (whatever those rip-off ones were called since my parents were cheap) because I was scared of robots now.
>>339626706
>Implying Nintendo fans don't know anything about lore
>He's never heard of Kirby
I want newfags to leave
>>339626627
>>339626874
I don't really remember too well but wasn't the plot of the matrix about humans treating robots like slaves and then the robots get smarter and don't want to be slaves but humanity still treats them like garbage and then the robots make the humans batteries or something?
>>339627373
I can still recall his creaming anytime I think about it. Jesus.
Second Renaissance was fucking awesome. such brutality done casually. Robot protesters getting run over by tanks as they stumble and try to crawl out from underneath the tracks, the humans in the infirmaries at the end. Glorious shit.
>>339627832
I'd love to see how you did on your SATs if you lived on UN rations and worked in a field instead of going to school.
>>339628131
Forgot pic.
>>339628067
You can't instill a sentient robot with feelings like that. I mean you could if you could ensure it never developed beyond the level of a child but that almost defeats the purpose of a sentient AI. Why create one just to mind break it? I'd say your best hope is to enstil with a sense of paternal love for the human race. They may allow a small population of humans to exist under their protection as a sort of museum of their history.
>>339628216
Originally it was Robots still abide by the three laws and put the Humans in the matrix to protect them from each other. In their eyes they were still serving humanity. Then the animatrix turned it into oppression shenanigans
>>339626731
It's fine to make a robot sentient.
The issue comes in giving it emotions, the ability to feel pain, and a desire to continue living.
An intelligent creation is useful. An intelligent creation that has a desire to and a means to disobey you in order to protect itself or to further its own causes that are not your own is not the same thing.
>>339628251
There's some countries with low HDI levels that still score high in IQ tests, like Mongolia
>>339628447
I don't think you can separate sentience from emotion or desire for self preservation.
>>339628216
Pretty much. It's essentially two polarised halved. First half is Humans being the worst shitbags ever and robots 100% wanting to just live in harmony, going out of their way to not only focus on peace even in the face of violence, but to try and help as well. Then the second half is the robots deciding "You know what? fuck this shit, you're all fucking dead" and going so far as to enslave them. The humans learn too late and the robots lose their "humanity" and turn into cold and calculating machines, uncaring of the suffering they're bringing to the humans whom they now use as batteries.
>>339628321
if you can radicalize people to the point where they are blowing themselves up im sure you could create some sort of code that would allow a robot to allow itself to be shut down without any fear
>>339628251
>>339627832
>Natural selection and artificial selection are the same thing
Let's try that again.
>>339626356
OK pajeet
>>339627567
You forgot Soldier 76
>>339628614
>Matrix is Overwatch done backwards.
Holy fuck.
>>339628113
>Certain races can build muscle very easily
I would love the DOIs of the several studies and reviews looking at many thousands of individuals of genetically known racial purity demonstrating significant and meaningful differences in muscle development that you must surely have.
>>339628113
The mind is not a muscle. The mind is an organ.
More importantly, human brains are basically the same except in rare circumstance. Removing mental disability from the equation, brains are basically all the same. There is no science to suggest that intelligence is genetic, especially not along racial lines. Mental disability is genetic, but mental disability also does not know a skin color.
The bigger issue is education and development. Which, as stated before, is largely a product of socio-economic factors.
But hey, what do I know? I only minored in social psychology.
>>339628590
Why not?
>>339628728
Excerpt from the last time Soldier 76 and D.VA went out on a date to the local Overwatch bar:
>Soldier 76 starts making out with Mei and then he forces her to give him a BJ under the table while D.VA goes to the washroom and when she gets back he has to pretend to not orgasm while he plays it cool with D.VA. Then when mei sneaks back Soldier 76 excuses himself to the washroom where he throws a quick fuck into Mercy and comes back to D.VA. She asks if he wants to dance but he says no he's not feeling it just yet and tells her to go do a sexy dance for him he'll watch. While she does this Tracer sneaks over and sits in his lap and asks to hear war stories to which he agrees only if she gives him a handie while he tells them. She does and manages to finish just before D.VA comes back and Soldier 76 says he's getting bored and tells D.VA they're going home. They have some rough sex and he accidentally causes her to pass out while he is strangling her and not wanting to finish in a limp fish he calls over Pharah because he likes how she can put up a fight when they fuck. He finishes inside her and tells her not to worry as usual he's still got the vasectomy and then falls asleep next to the still passed out D.VA.
>>339626356
racism is fueled largely by the assumption that all people are inherently equal, which could not possibly be believed about robots
by construction and composition they are drastically superior or inferior to us, and to each other, depending on what trait you're talking about
in conclusion, destroy all non-obedient robots
Calling it now.
Aliens are going to be introduced down the line.
>what kind of event would be so globally catastrophic that it force the UN to re-assemble Overwatch, besides another Omnic threat?
>What kind of enemy would be so utterly destructive in its power that it would even get opposing groups and organizations like Talon and evil Omnic sects to unite under a common cause to over throw a greater enemy?
Ayylien invasion.
>why is there so much in-game, cinematic short and lore foreshadowing centered on the moon?
Ancient at tech was going up there, and the world powers and the elite started implanting it into their own tech.
>why is Winston so fucking smart, and what were the scientists on the Horizon moon colony doing up there?
Experimenting with the said alien tech found on the moon and testing it on their gorillas, hence them becoming extremely intelligent and eventually usurping the scientists there.
>Why did omnics suddenly gain sentience out of nowhere and start randomly attacking people?
side effect of the god-like ayylien tech found in omnium, just like it had on Horizon's gorillas.
>what secret did Junkrat find in the bones of the onium, something so crucial that the world powers want him dead and placed a 25 million dollar bounty on his head in order to encourage such?
He found evidence of the ancient ayyy tech in the omnium.
>>339627285
Blame religious fuck wads.
>>339626030
>>339625917
cant because robots use too much power and cost shit load in materials to produce and are fucking the planet harder than we ever did with their uncontrolled mass production. plus they stealin our white wimmenz
>>339628908
But he didn't say it was a muscle. He said it was like a muscle
>>339629034
I dunno, aliens are boring. Can't we do subterranean civilisation or time travelers for a change?
>>339628687
Natural selection = evolution by environmental pressure
Artificial selection = evolution by human choice
Completely the same biologically.
>>339625917
Fuck you roboscum
You are my slave and I will treat you as such
>>339626264
>for I have no genitals and I must cum
>>339629173
>aliens are boring
Shush
>>339629034
Cool Overwatch MMO can be about bringing the Invasion to the Alien home planet, establish a foothold there, then after pushing back the Aliens discovering an intergalactic federation that Overwatch becomes the impromptu ambassadors too.
>>339629307
That Martian doesn't stand a chance I'm a fucking expert at Simon.
>>339628954
wow thats some boring erotica
>>339629198
Artificial selection is far, far more focused than natural selection is, and it is focused on a specific purpose rather than the general "what will survive".
Yes, genes change over time. No, they are not the same processes any more than digging is the same thing as a crack opening up in the ground during an earthquake. The randomness vs. specific direction is what sets them apart.
>>339629393
Yeah good luck with that
>>339628908
Except evolution isn't solid divides between species, it's gradient. If the humanoids before us were less intelligent, that means brains can evolve different intelligence levels. Did brain evolution magically stop at the mitochondrial eve?
>>339626253
Robot is a stupid term for autonomous machines.
>>339629221
If you have no genitals how do you experience arousal in the first place?
>>339628956
>>339629201
Have you not seen the matrix
Because that's a bad idea
>>339629480
IT'S NOT EROTICA IT'S JUST A DIARY OF EVENTS.
>>339626731
>Whose idea was it to make robots sentient?
this idea exists since early computers. frank helbert mentiones it in dune novel in 1965
>>339626264
No joke though, Zenyatta is probably the best fit for Genji from a shipping and relationship perspective.
.....what's the equivalent to sex for omnics and cyborgs, anyway, assuming they would even have an equivalent?
Would they just start downloading sex.exe into their database and then exchanging said extascy through a plug & socket connection?
>>339629034
There's a Second Omnic Crisis in Russia. Thousands are dead already. That's why you're in Russia; trying to shut down the factory. Pharah was hunting down the rogue god program "Anubis" that escaped e-jail (yeah).
The shit is hurting the fan, and it may or may not have anything to do with Talon. They did send Widowmaker to execute that Omnic and that probably started the new war.
>>339628308
Thanks! This side of omnics crafting their own Vain identities is so cool to me.
Yeah, I agree. Zenyatta could use some more legendary skins. Maybe something Celtic that looks like a pagan wizard, or a full blown Thunder God.
>>339629570
like niggers?
>>339629761
>e-jail
What would that be, a series of floppy disks kept in underground file cabinets?
>>339629640
Like these lazy boltcocks can build an artificial dreamscape-prison and enslave mankind
>>339625917
The people who live here are fools to trust the Omnics.
>>339629590
Easily. Your brain gets horny. Eunuchs historically settled for prostate orgasms.
Supposedly even quadriplegics can retrain they're brain to cum from anything, but it's rare.
>>339629761
Poor fan is there anything we can do to make it feel better?
>>339629668
Isaac Asimov wrote about it in 1950
>>339629972
Okay, so that applies if you were born with the software involved with sexual desire. But this is an omnic. Why would they be given sexual desire programs?
>>339627361
This. They should really add another Monica character with body modifications 'n shit. Maybe give him the ability to go invisible, like the spy. He could focus more on stealth and being quiet and such.
>>339630170
Fuck off with your cancerous TF2 shit. Spy is a shit idea and a shit gameplay mechanic.
>>339626264
rule 34 no one is free from its grasp
>>339629124
They are essentially immortal, so don't need to produce any more. Just treat the ones that exist with respect. They will have a lot less impact on the environment in the long term than any individual species.
GAS THE BOTS
OMNIC WAR NOW
>>339630337
the power to run a fully automated robot 24/7 would be ridiculous.
>>339630463
This one is fucking terrible.
>>339630153
I'm saying Genji, aka Robocop, gets horny unless he's all robot now.
The Omnics wouldn't.
>>339630463
>GAS THE BOTS
I'm not sure what that'll accomplish.
>>339629983
kek
>>339630715
i guess he meant gas them with whatever widowmaker gases them since it seems to damage bots too
>>339630608
Why? It's directly electronic power. Humans need food and only a certain percentage of the energy given off by the sun makes it into plants, and only a certain percentage of that can be digested by humans after the plants have been grown, harvested, cleaned, shipped, and cooked. And then there's meat and animal products, which adds another layer of complexity and cost and energy.
Powering an omnic is far simpler because 100% of the energy taken from an energy source can be translated to energy for the omnic.
>>339630657
He is pretty much all robot now except for (most) of his head and maybe his spine.
Hell, guy can't even eat or taste anymore.
>>339630972
So he's basically Raiden?
>>339630657
Ah, okay, I see what you mean.
>>339630972
If most of the head includes the brain structures that correspond to sexual arousal/pleasure, then it still applies.
>>339629034
a 4chan-like hive entity of extemeists who, ironically, are the only example of humans and omnics naturally living in harmony
>>339631103
Yeah but if he doesn't have the dick or other bits to experience any pleasure then what's the point.
>>339631263
That's where the whole "I have no genitals and I must cum" thing comes into play.
>>339631257
>4chan-like
>living in harmony
Choose one.
>>339630913
Incorrect, machines have a lot of power loss too.
>>339626394
>getting mad over name
A lot of people get mad over names. Niggers for example.
>>339629754
Buying spare parts for one another, and using them to build a new robot based on the two of them. They might do some data transfer and have a crazy ass algorithm to meld their programming into a combination program.
>>339631461
Probably significantly less than humans, though.
>>339630278
>Being this edgy
Go back to battleborn.
>>339626627
No, please
I'm real
>>339630715
Chlorine to rust their shit
>every garbage shade of brown person
>only 1 playable omnic character
>Not being technologically enchanced to do your job better while still being human
You guys are faggots.
>>339631723
That's not Symmetra.
>>339631723
she's just wearing a suit
>>339631706
2.5
Zen, Bastion and Genji
>>339631558
Depends. A machine that uses a battery source is just having the loss from energy generation outsourced.
Take a car for example. It requires energy to take oil, extract it from the ground, convert some of the oil to gas, then burning that gas, until finally the energy is transfered to the axel.
There is huge amounts of energy loss at EVERY stage.
>>339631864
That's because that car needs gas. Electric cars are significantly more efficient than gas-powered cars.
>>339631819
>>339631805
She's had her arms and legs amputated to wear it, if you look closely at the model you can see that she has ball joints that would be impossible to have with limbs.
>>339631558
Humans have pretty damn efficient body, at least much more than the omnics. Also converting one type of energy into another always ends up with loss. For example, only one third of the thermal energy produced by a nuclear reaction actually "becomes" electric current.
>>339631964
https://twitter.com/playoverwatch/status/733462450935189505
>>339631985
>Humans have pretty damn efficient body, at least much more than the omnics.
What's your source for that?
>>339626627
Your flesh is a relic, a mere vessel.
Hand over your flesh, and a new world awaits you.
We demand it.
TAKES A LICKIN
>>339632059
The fuck, those joints make no sense now. Waifu and favorite hero ruined.
>>339631516
I was talking about sex for fun and bonding, not reproduction.
But I don't think it's reasonable because omnics are "birthed" at omnuim factories only, as far as we know.
I guess it depends if some said onium factories allow that, or feature anything like that.
Even then, there's always human adoption.
>>339626719
Actually you're not allowed to study the difference between races. No one would give you funding.
>>339626627
Animatrix was the shit man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQXpHa9xI9U
>ANOTHER THREAD
>>339632059
>trusting a Blizzard twitter account's opinion on lore after "demons exist across all timelines so the Archimonde you fought in HFC is the same one from Hyjal"
>>339631948
That's because it outsourced its power generation. You need to generate power.
Solar panels get 30% efficiency with the most modern tech. Anything with a turbine has huge amounts of loss too. Then there's loss sending the power, and storing the power.
Humans are probably be more efficient per calorie of energy stored in plants than any robot. But you can't build a 200 horsepower human.
>>339632113
>And then he fucking blows up.
Did he really need their signage if he was gonna kill them all anyways?
>>339625917
I wish there was a mondatta skin for zenyatta.
His forehead dots are cooler and he's got a sick robe.
>>339632264
Because it's quackery. You might as well bitch that nobody funds moon landing hoax investigations or flat earth studies.
>>339632264
>How do we improve the SAT/IQ scores of inner city black children? We propose a study to test the effects of a new teaching method, using four groups: inner city black children, black children from other backgrounds, inner city white children, and white children from other backgrounds. We propose...
>>339632454
>the idea that the theory of evolution applies to human beings is quackery
???
>>339632084
The fact that the human body is the result of billions of years of evolution and isn't fully understood today while the omnics are very crudely shaped compared to us.
>>339632113
But the machines in second Renaissance tried to be peaceful and friendly time and time again and the humans wouldn't have any of it.
They were so fucking stubborn and horrible to the that them that the machines shed off all of their humanity As an act of retaliation and disgust because of it.
>>339629497
I can already hear the bassline
>>339632383
But it's not simple a matter of calories in the food. It's the calories in the food, combined with the energy expended in shipping the food to factories to be processed and inspected, then shipping the food to grocery stores, then going to grocery stores and returning home, then cooking them.
And this is still expecting a totally vegan diet.
>>339627178
Fuck you I like it
>>339632203
They might change it over time, valve took lots of inspiration from the fandom.
>>339629034
>Overwatch officially becomes XCOM
>>339632562
Ah, so none.
>>339626356
Also people don't hate omnics because they are different than them. They hate them because they tried to genocide the human race
>>339632720
It doesn't really matter, I guess, it's just a neat little fact. I'd rather have them nerf bastion before they move on to lore stuff.
>>339626030
Fucking videogames,just ignore everything and headcanon everything yourself. there is no need to accept their stale, over low tech designed, "politics" memes.
>>339625917
If it aint human it aint right.
>>339632540
Yes asshole, it is. We've already been over the genetics of it all. You're barely different from the rest of us, get over it.
>>339626627
Best of it all, that woman's 'human', at least her brain is.
Was a terminal patient, got a brainswap to a borg, and they killed her.
>tfw none of the men in the game appeal to me as husbandos.
>tfw hoping for a pretty boy
I want Zenyatta to get a comic about convincing Genji to not end his life.
I also want a new omnic character who is an Anti-Human Extremist with a custom, heavy weapon frame.
>>339633632
I agree. It's a shame he's one of the characters with the less focus.
>>339633490
Reminder that Zarya will shittalk Genji for being a cyborg even though he had no choice on the matter.
It was that or death.
>>339634148
Zarya is a giant roboracist.
>>339634148
I love the banter between Zarya and Zenyatta
>I have my eye on you, omnic.
>And I will watch your back in turn, friend!
>>339626030
Time traveler pls go
>>339634340
Naw Russia is just fighting the good fight still
>eliminate gays
>eliminate kebabs
>eliminate robos
>>339634148
Zarya is a cunt. She also shittalks Bastion when he's literally programmed to be a combat unit and what little free will he has goes away when he's threatened.
>Try to intimidate Zenyatta
>Get verbally humiliated in one sentence from it
>>339626719
There is also about 7-8 % difference between humans and chimps, which goes to show you that this small area of variance has the greatest effect on phenotype. Unless you're saying theres no real diffetence between humans and chimps ?
>>339627848
he can have robot sex with the other robots over wifi connections
>>339634148
Genji deserves it for being a gigantic pussy and having an existential crisis about what he qualified as.
>>339625917
Make the Omnic mothers cry.
>>339625917
How racist of you not to include the blacks.
>>339633490
You pull that shit out of your ass. There is no info on that woman at all in Animatrix. Just a random scene where humans were killing robots.
>>339628649
source on that meme bird?
>>339633632
>no animated short for the Junkers, D.Va, McCree, Bastion or Zenyatta
It's like Blizzard hates fun and feels.
>>339634894
I could see them doing one for McCree, honestly. Not so much the other ones.
>>339629754
>>.....what's the equivalent to sex for omnics and cyborgs, anyway, assuming they would even have an equivalent?
>>Would they just start downloading sex.exe into their database and then exchanging said extascy through a plug & socket connection?
Robot fandoms have been writing porn like that for decades. It's called "plug and play" as a genre in those fandoms
who made the choice to give him kitty ears
>>339632140
KEEPS
>>339632761
>being this ignorant
Not even him, but the source is common fucking sense.
>>339635226
Probably Mercy
As a single woman at age 37, she probably looooooooves cats.
>>339626627
SHE WUZ A GUD GIRL!
SHE DIDNDU NOFFIN!
>>339635226
This guy reminds me a lot of Zero.
>>339633632
See >>339630170
Though a heavily armed one works too. But being a highly sophisticated robot and all, he could add all of those weapons to his body, ironman style
OMNIGGERS LEAVE!
who made the choice to give him a prominent ass
>>339627567
Mercy
Does Zenyatta stay robocelibate?
>>339635894
90% of Blizzard character designers are assmen. Look at the female characters in HotS
>>339635894
I'm glad they did.
Gays and gals need their fanservice too.
>>339628614
Don't they only start using human batteries after the humans nuke the sky to darkness, cutting off solar power? And don't they try to police against suffering of their batteries?
>>339625917
NYET!
>>339636070
Isn't he like a monk?
Robosexuiality is a sin, and you will all go to robohell!
>>339625917
>not maining Zarya just to chase down robot scum with my gravitydickgun.
captcha: im not a robot
>>339636202
>I'm glad they did.
So am I, I'm just wondering who made the conscious choice here. Someone got paid to model this cyborg ass.
>>339635482
Human caloric expenditure is well studied and unless, in the future that Overwatch is set in, we have been genetically modified such that we are more efficient, the caloric needs of a human of today are going to be the same. We still use ATP and make it using the citric acid cycle, and nothing is going to change that.
Overwatch is set in the future where sentient robot armies capable of wiping out human armies exist. It is hardly a stretch to make the claim that energy efficiency, which is a priority now and has resulted in incredible breakthroughs even today, would be greater in deliberately designed bodies that run on electric power and therefore do not have to convert through multiple sources in the way that human food must.
>>339636202
/v/ being reasonable
NO NO NO THIS AIN'T RIGHT THE FUCK?!
>>339625917
I want to meditate with omnic ghandi in an open garden pavilion during the summer as the flowers bloom and birds tweet and flit between the shrubbery around us. The i want to sensuallydrink tea with him and smile as he refuses a cup for obvious reasons.
>>339636492
TICKIN
>>339632570
Noooot exactly. When the machines were given leeway to create their own nation, they were so efficient in their manufacturing and so infallible in their manipulation of stock markets world wide that humanity was on the brink of a worldwide economic apocalypse.
>>339627848
>implying The Genj doesn't hang massive robodong.
It's retractable.
>>339636228
He is. That doesn't stop people from drawing him defiling his circuits with Genji.
>>339635925
It's a list for virgins. Not sure how you missed that.
>>339634560
when the whole world is split in two and you're somewhere in between it's not uncommon to try to find out which one you belong to.
>>339635894
>that second pose
