How come Mercy is 37 and not yet married?
gays cant marry
She's saving herself for a Muslim
>>339544363
That ass
>>339544363
she's married to her work
No pal she's married to my dick
>>339544561
This.
Red Crescent x Red Cross OTP
>>339544561
Fuck you, scum
She's celibate, that's why.
She loves her work too much
Society doesn't let her marry cyborgs like Genji, so their love stays secret
>>339544561
Yeah, Pharah.
Maybe her personality is garbage and no one can stand her.
>>339545368
>Mercy x S76
>Mercy x Reinhardt
>Mercy x Genji
Which one?
>>339545368
;_;
>>339544363
To busy in eternal conflict where she is a slave to 14 yr faggits yelling and screaming at one another. That's why.
Scat fetishist.
>>339545436
I love when I play Pharah and Mercy flies around in my side
>>339545441
>>339544561
this
>>339545492
Mercy opens her borders for any entry. She's the residential slut.
>>339545492
Mercy x Red Crescent Mercy
Gotta see some hot lesbo action with her muslim counterpart...
>>339545794
>compassion
>implying Mercy isn't secretly evil
Oh yeah, Reapers resurrection was an """""accident"'""''
>Swiss Protestant
>Likes Muslims
I know shipperfags are retarded, but this is just retarded. Mercy is straight anyway.
>>339545661
> enemy pharah does her ult
> easily pick her off with my peashooter
Most satisfying feel ever
>>339545813
Switzerland has very strict borders tho
>>339544496
they can in civilized country
>>339546042
I was about to bring this up and I'm a fucking American Mexican
>>339546128
I want to be dominated by that smug
>>339546282
THERE'S WHAT???????
>>339545368
Sorry Mercy, but he's got a younger girl waiting for him in Dorado
So, was Reyes always as edgy as Reaper is? Like, was he running around screaming DIE DIE DIE DIE at the Omnics with a Mexican accent?
I know people are retarded and think Pharah's a Muslim or they waifu Mercy to hell and back when she has no interest in romance. They need to stop. Pharah's coptic and Mercy's dead set on being a lonely gay spinster despite people putting their fingers in their ears and shouting
>>339546128
>strafe side to side and headshot a widowmaker into oblivion
>Mercy turned Genji into Frank Jaeger Jr.
>Mercy did...something to Reyes and now he's a Shotgun Ghost
>Mercy literally found a cure for death, which HAD to of broken some ethical guidelines (not to mention reversing death itself is kind of a morally grey area)
>Apparently she doesn't have a pulse
>She doesn't age at all
What the hell is going on with Mercy?!
>>339546331
And i wan to be caressed by her
>>339544363
CHRISTMAS
A
K
E
>>339546654
>HAD to of
>of
>>339546771
like grammar is really that fucking important fuck off faggot
>>339544561
She's Swiss, not Swedish.
>>339546582
He'll be dead by the time that girl grows up
>>339546654
Shes literally technolich
>>339544363
fucking Overwatch faggots, keep it to /vg/
not videogames, this is at best even a reach for making up "lore"
>>339546830
your dumb
>>339546621
Yes
>>339546830
>mad babby that can't even compose a sentence properly despite doing it all day mad at being called out for being retarded
lmao @ your life
>>339546912
>implying he has to wait
>>339544363
she's married to her vocation of course, silly question
>>339546994
I really want someone to draw that, the mental image is funny
>>339546974
Like pottery
>>339546654
What do you think?
> inb4 she perfected the übercharge
> inb4 she is related to tf2 medic
> inb4 she is possessed by him
>>339544363
How do you know she's not married?
>>339544363
superior version coming through
>>339546904
A lot of muslim trash in Switzerland now actually. Although a lot of it is Albanian and Bosnian, not that they behave much better than Arabs. There were 2 mass shootings in 2013 both by muslim balkan immigrants
>>339546621
its implied reyes was always a shit and nobody liked him except soldier 76
>>339547072
>>339546621
Honestly id rather want it to be something like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPKHxbOg19s
>>339544561
PharahxMercy confirmed.
>>339547234
What's the difference?
>>339546830
>can't tell the difference between have and of
>calls someone else a faggot
lol
>>339544561
You got that right.
>>339547350
realistic butt
>>339547234
What's the difference?
>>339546654
She has a pulse, dummy. The emote is meant to be a taunt that the other player is only so bad because they must be literally dead.
Hot unmarried women are GOAT
Fuck marriage
>>339547257
What did Soldier 76 see in him
>>339547410
no hank hill ass
Who's that random girl who was hanging out with Reinhardt on their cross-country road trip comic, and how is it possible for her to take him without getting actually split in half?
>>339546654
>What the hell is going on with Mercy?!
NANOMACHINES, SON
Seriously, though
>>Mercy turned Genji into Frank Jaeger Jr.
This was before she had the resurrection tech, and Overwatch wanted to make Genji more deadly so he could help then fight
>>Mercy did...something to Reyes and now he's a Shotgun Ghost
Pretty sure Reyes is a failed test subject of the ressurection nanomachines. If she hadn't used them he would have died
>>Mercy literally found a cure for death, which HAD to of broken some ethical guidelines (not to mention reversing death itself is kind of a morally grey area)
It only works on people who have just recently died, just like in game. She can't just reanimate anu old corpse
>>Apparently she doesn't have a pulse
Pretty sure that's a joke emote
>>She doesn't age at all
I doubt the nanonachines can make her immortal. Just slow aging and increase lifespan.
Because the government economy collapsed and we all get to pay for the sins of our parents.
>>339546654
>>Apparently she doesn't have a pulse
source?
>>339547451
A friend? Who knows, he was definitely a good strike leader tho
>>339544363
Blizzard sent DMCA notices to the last guy who tried to fuck her
>>339544561
>>339546128
>peashooter
that gun's a fucking beast if you get headshots
>>339547451them thicccc thighs
>>339547774
So is D.va's
>>339547254
Meanwhile the US has a mass shooting by crazy white guys at least 3 times per week
Why is Mercy best girl?
>>339547484
what's hank hill ass
>>339545661
>>339545436
>Mercy x Pharah
>not Symmetra x Pharah
Dark skinned beauties must stick together.
>>339547846
Switzerland is the best, healthiest country in Europe and probably worldwide.
>37
>Doesn't even have a girlfriend
Is McCree a wizard?
>>339545368
I want some feels like these where one person cries over another.
Any anime or doujins like this?
>>339547996
His robotic arm is all he needs.
>>339547996
He porked Pharah's mom.
>>339547996
You can get a lot of mileage out of that robo arm
>>339544363
>>339547996
he's gay
>>339547924
>symmetra
>beauty
Pick one.
>>339547996
He fucked Pharah's mom.
>>339546654
She does shit regarding genetic alterations, it's mention in numerous lines of hers with others. She's also the reason Reaper is an edgelord who wants everyone who ever worked with overwatch to DIE DIE DIE
>>339547924
Not down with the swirl, come on man
>>339547846
>smart compassionate pure beautiful swiss christmas cake
How can anyone else compete?
>>339547924
Now now anon, Symmetra's too lawful for Pharah.
>>339547451
Reyes was Morrison's superior back in US Army and Overwatch's early days, he helped train him and I guess they struck up a pretty dear friendship.
Then Morrison accepted a massive promotion over Reyes and everything went to shit.
>>339547996
Mcree touches little boys.
>>339545492
mercy x doomfist
>>339548165
>Overwatch's early days
You mean the Omnic Crisis when Overwatch was formed. As soon as the Crisis ended Morrison was promoted to official leader.
>>339548101
>Indian goddess
>not beautiful
Just more best waifu for me, bitch.
>>339548253
Remember, poo goes in the loo!
>>339548154
POO
>>339547257
Reaper was McCrees mentor
In fact, McCree is the pretty much the only person who doesn't just mock his comically edgy personality
>>339548154
How can Swiss girls even compete?
Asexual.
I bet she sees other people as slabs of meat.
>>339548154
>>339548332
I want to eat her shit
>>339548253
> having designated shitting street as waifu
>>339548332
>>339548314
Why would a corporate fascist want people to poo anywhere but the toilet?
>>339548404
Shit, that would remind me even more of this girl I used to have a crush on
>>339548451
Nigga, beautiful is beautiful. I don't care if she shits in a coffee can.
>>339548243
that's what I meant yeah. Overwatch wasn't really instituted as a Global Police force until after they ended the Crisis, originally it was basically just a big strike team targeting the Omnics, and Reyes was the closest thing it had to a leader.
>>339548154
Every single piece of fan art always makes her way hotter than her in game model with her horrible giant nose.
>>339547924
There's no racism in overwatch world.
Mercy > Pharah >>> Widow > Mei > Tracer > DVa > all others
>>339546769
this is literally the exact post I came here to make.
I like you.
>>339548547
I like her in game model just fine, especially with her hair up.
Also artists always change characters to make them more appealing.
>>339548334
He gets kinda pissed watched a Reaper "reload"
>Sure seems like a waste of a perfectly good gun
>>339547910
the ass in OP
>>339548620
To be fair, I feel like a lot of racism would seem very insignificant and even more petty if we were facing extinction from a hostile non-human race.
>>339544363
She is though
>>339544561
>Pharah
>Muslim
Tattoos are haram.
Pharah is obviously a Christian.
Why is Zenyatta such a bro? All the others need to stop giving him shit, he doesn't deserve it. Russia worst girl
>>339547728
Check her emotes
>>339548762
Smegma flavour.
>37 year old virgin
Is she TOO pure?
>>339548787
Because he is the worst gameplay wise.
>>339548762
the my dick flavour
>>339548762
Caramel swirl
>>339548762Snekflavor
These R34 artists are fast
>tfw mercy and pharah are actually your top 2 favourite heroes to play and people might think you're a shipfag
How come Mercy and Soldier 76 knew each other in the Overwatch days but Soldier 76 is the only one who aged like a person would?
>>339544363
But she is married anon, and has beautiful aryan ubermensch kids
>>339547832
found the muslim.
>[muffled Japanese screaming in the distance]
What do?
>>339548981
Don't worry, Blizz will put a stop to that.
>>339548985
Because there must always be a lich king. Or corruption, I don't know.
>>339548984
I am a shipperfag but Mercy is too boring to play.
>>339549018
Would pay to see that
>>339548762
Caramel
>>339549030
>believing in any religion
Dropped your fedora, anon
>>339548787
dude doesn't have a single angry bone in his body
pun intended
>>339549057
Why? They are pushing a diverse and gender deconstructing agenda.
>>339548985
>>339549073
because overwatch existed for like 30 years you dummies. she joined later on in its lifespan.
>>339547846
Because she isnt
>>339547759
>just a nude with nothing fucking her
Are people suppose to fap to this? Nudes are fucking pointless.
>>339549163
Control and greed. Corporations care about money and control, not your SJW politics.
>>339549057
>after removing masturbation joke in-game they are trying to remove the real thing
>Blizzcucks will still defend them
>>339549195
Seriously, Mercy and McCree were fucking 7 when the Crisis first broke out. Mei was like 1. Tracer was probably alive too, even though her Bio says she's 26 because she kinda was lost in time for a bit there.
>>339549307
>after removing masturbation joke in-game
But Reapers still in the game...
>>339549151
>Hanzo won't forgive himself and continues to be self destructive even after his brother has forgiven him
I know this writing is pretty shallow and low-effort, but it still gives me feels, man. I don't ever want to be in that situation
>>339549271
we're not all jaded like you
>>339549290
Obviously you cant do both once the groundwork has been laid out.
>>339549018
Ziegler does her mad science with good intentionsand is very successful, with a few exceptions
TF2 Medic is just crazy.
They don't ship.
>>339544363
Doesn't she have a thing for Reinhart? More like Reinhard am I right?
>>339549363
>Tracer
>a chav who's 26
>alive four years before she's born
>her being a time ghost nullifies that
I want you to think next time before you speak
>>339548620
Toblerone and zarya sure are racist towards omnics, and even cyborgs though. Reaper doesn't seem to have a hih opinion of them either.
So how old is Mei actually? Is 31 her actual age taking into account her hibernation?
>>339549442
One is happening and the other is neo con paranoia anon.
new brawl modes out
super samurai bros for PS4. Hanzo and Genji only on Hanamura
>>339546654
Clearly a zombie.
>>339549435
probably doesn't help that Hanzo isn't the biggest fan of Omnic's and now he's the reason his brother is a man/machine abomination against God
>>339549459
No, surprisingly she doesn't outside of being friends.
>>339549514
Have fun playing your games once the west falls Anon
>>339544363
shes engaged to me
>>339549580
Rats
>>339547832
You mean black people shooting other black people right?
>>339549586
I will, have fun being born in the wrong generation, anon.
>>339545368
How old is 69 anyways?
>>339549307
>>339549431
Masturbation joke?
>>339549449
>does her mad science with good intentions
Lol, ok
>>339549621
Is Symmetra autistic or something?
>>339549514
Mei's 31 is probably chronologically.
>>339549548
Hanzo's probably neutral because he was involved in leading the Ninja Yakuza before it got dismantled
>>339549498
no she literally vanished from the space/time continuum for a few years at least, and when Winston found her somehow she had not aged at all since the Slipstream incident. We don't know how long she was gone for but it was possible it was 4 or more years.
Would /v/ volunteer to become a badass cyborg ninja like Genji or Raiden if it meant not having a dick? What if you could have a replacement?
>>339549647
No, I mean white people going apeshit and shooting up random white people due to them being crazy
Watch the news instead of getting all your info from /pol/ and /b/.
>>339547832
>Meanwhile the US has a mass shooting by crazy white guys at least 3 times per week
>he still believes the "crazy white serial killer" meme
Believe it or not but US whites are actually under-represented on the mass shooting scale
Everyone else just doesn't make the news, but you can find them easily enough through google
>>339544363
Sweet fucking lord
>>339549507
>racist
>against toasters
They're machines, not people.
>>339549726
Maybe?
>>339549718
She saved Genji and is famous on a global scale for pioneering nanotechnology.
>>339549726
She functions on a higher level.Yes
>>339545436
>Egyptian
>Muslim
I mean yes I know Muslims overun Egypt now, but Pharah is Egyptian god themed.
Blizzard here. You are all under house arrest for making Overwatch porn. Just a few weeks and it will be removed from the internet.
>>339549682
It's not that bad over here yet.
>>339547910
>>339549778
>It's a "my race dindu nothin, it's just the other races that I can attribute negative brushes to!" post
Can we keep this shit in /pol/ and not a waifu thread? Thanks.
>>339549697
there were like pinup mags lying on the floor of an outhouse in route 66
>>339549690
"Too damn old for this shit" is 76's canonical age I believe.
>>339549697
In route 66 there used to be a outhouse with a symmetra picture in it. The retards started crying that masturbating to a woman is mysogyny, so the picture was removed
>>339549580
Source?
>>339549807
Literally Portal.
>>339549865
You started it and it's true, just because you mock what I said like a child doesn't suddenly invalidate it
>>339549810
Nazis are famous for pioneering 90% of modern science too, what's your point?
>>339550028
Can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs
>>339549985
N-NO! FUCKING /POL/TARD! ADAM LANZA! DYLAN ROOF!
IGNORE GANG VIOLENCE THAT DOESN'T COUNT
BLACK PEOPLE DO NOT KILL EACH OTHER ON A MASSIVE SCALE THEY DINDU NUFFIN
FACTS ARE RACIST
>>339549865
>White people are murderers
>That's statistically untrue buy everyone who disagrees with my lie needs to fuck off
We lad
>>339549985
>But my racism is supported by facts, man, I'm not racist just a reality!
Why are whites so over represented in the crazy mass shooter market? IE the guy who just snaps and shoots up his school?
The others don't make headlines because they are random crime related violence that can be attrbuted to a specific crime. The reason these make headlines is because they are tied to crazy people who snap and go into a move theater to kill 500 people.
And for some reason, that secgtion is dominated almost entirely by white people.
>>339549810
And she is the one that "saved" Reaper as well.
>>339548758
tatoos are heresy too
>implying that islam wont be christan tier with its liberal interpretation of scripture
once china becomes the world superpower and crushes the US all of the international islamic militants will mysteriously vanishreplaced by commies in the middle east and africa
>>339550028
>Nazis are famous for pioneering 90% of modern science too, what's your point?
I love this meme.
I wonder how much Mengele could have learned if he'd actually done experiments instead of just torturing people?
How do I be less shit at Dva
>>339547728
One of her emotes, but its just a joke. The autists and retards will argue otherwise of course.
>>339550139
>>339549985
Not everybody wants to deal with the death of the west at all times, let them take their virtual drugs and be content.
>>339545492
Mercy x me
>>339550113
>Blacks ar emore likely to commit gang violence
>Whites are more likely to commit violence due to mental issues or for random reasons
Seems pretty cut and dry to me. Keep insisting every race is bad except yours. I'm not even taking issue with you saying blacks are le violent, it's just your hilarious hypocrisy of "Yes, every race is bad an has bad things but MINE is the good one with no negatives" bullshit that makes me choke.
>>339547596
His squire. A Sancho Pansa to his Don Quixote
>>339550243
Don't play d.va
>>339550253
Sounds like what happened with Pharah having her limbs.
>>339550182
It isn't racist if it's a fact. Why are black people so over represented in every other type of violent crime?
>>339550243
Play a less shit character
>>339544363
Because she has a little belly chub.
>>339547451
Godly thighs
>>339550272
Or most people don't think the west is at risk because they aren't paranoid nor partake in racial tribalism like they're from prehistoric times.
I mean, it might be that not everyone drinks your far right koolaid, anon.
>>339550243
Stop trying to facefuck people. You're a flanker
>>339549763
Sure, it's not like I'm using it anyway.
>;_;
>>339550334
When did I say every race except whites are bad? I didn't. I said blacks commit gun violence at a massively disproportional rates to whites, as opposed to your implication that whites are the ones running around killing people. It's just not true. Blacks are the ones committing gun violence, and most of the time it's against other blacks.
Are facts too hard for you to process?
>>339550232
Nazis did everything good and were good guys dindu nuffin wrong stop slandering the great name of the nazis!
>>339548758
>forgetting that coptic christian in egypt have tattoos
Knowing neo-Blizz she's secretly adegenerate tranny.
>>339549807
>Satya
Is that her real name?
>>339550232
A lot more, i assume. Mengele also wasn't the only nazi scientist.
>>339550658
Yeah
>>339550190
Not neceasarily. We don't know enough about what happened with him other than his eternal butthuert.
>come for waifu
>got here too late and now its a /pol/ thread
Oh well
>>339544363
she's so cute when she updogs
>>339550658
Yes
>>339550182
But they're not though, just because you hear about them the most doesn't mean they're happening the most.
It's not "oh everyone else is only over represented because they kill a bunch of people in the middle of a robbery/rape/gang incident so it's okay :^)"
The worst school shooting in US history was a korean for crying out loud
I mean, what metric do you go by? Serial killers? Spree killers? By what? X number in Y time? Even there you aren't correct, literally no definition supports it.
Don't get all your information from the daytime news who makes it's money by trying to shock suburban parents who visit shopping malls.
>>339544561
You're mixing up the Swiss and the Swedish.
Isn't all Overwatch lewd banned by Blizzard?
Is it just me or do OW threads have a 50 50 of turning into /pol/ threads.
>>339550658
Satya Vaswani, I think?
>>339544363
she has birth belly, she may has some secret children somewhere
>>339550778
What's updog :^}
>>339549763
I have really low sex drive and don't really intend to get into a relationship. So sign me the fuck up.Also that's something I fucking dream of
>>339550868
my dick
>>339550783
*one of
pardon me I forgot about bath, although that wasn't a shooting
>>339550243
Learn to aim for the head while running.
D.Va outside the mech is as fast as Tracer.
>>339550839
That is every thread on /v/ these days, and /pol/tards wonder why everyone is jumpy about them nowadays. It's not fun to have fun threads and then watch them turn into some retarded circlejerk for extremist politics.
when is this semen demon becoming playable?
>>339550334
Murder is murder.
Blacks commit six times as much murder per capita as whites
>muh poverty
Blacks have higher income than Hispanics and commit twice as much murder per capita as they do
>muh oppression
Chinese coolies and Native American tribes went through worse shit than African slaves and are still doing better than them today
Blacks are garbage people and it takes the worst kind of faggot to white knight them.
>>339547234
Thanks, that was bothering me so much.
>>339550839
You can draw some parallels of OW world with the real world and society, and since the overall message seems to be politically neutral instead of far right, it's SJW trash we must fight.
>>339549767
>watch the news
>>339549726
Near as I can tell, she is not socially adroit, or autistic, or tough, or weak, or emotionally damaged, or emotionally resilient, or anything, really. All of those things would be interesting, so she is none of them. Her only defining trait is that she is BORING. Her backstory is:
>Indian girl goes to engineering school
>Becomes an engineer
>Uses useful engineering tool
>Murderizes people with engineering tool for purposes of justice
Like, even TIME TO REAP Reyes has a quasi-interesting backstory, and he's an edgelord who screams "DIE, DIE, DIE" at the top of his lungs and reloads by fucking dropping his guns on the ground. That's bizarre characterization from a team of putative professionals, but it's memorable and gives me something to complain about on /v/.
Symmetra is... an Indian lady with an engineering degree and hard-light technology. There's nothing wrong with Indian ladies who do engineering, but compared to, say, a gorilla from the moon and the disturbing implications of his mating habits, it kinda slides off your brain.
It's like they ran out of ideas.
>>339550243
You aren't a tank, stop trying to be one. In much the same way Symmetra is really a defense, D.va is more of a shitty skirmisher
>>339551130
Clearly he meant to read breitbart or whatever politically motivated propaganda piece you prefer.
>>339548758
>Tatoo's are haram
>>>>>>He doesn't know what Hinnah is
>>339551179
She didn't go to engineering school, she was pretty much scooped off the street and forced into going.
>>339545436
Pharah is Coptic until I decide otherwise.
>>339551179
Oddly enough, her comic was one of the only ones to give any insight in her character, where it's shown she has to lie to herself that the company she is helping opress people is doing it for the greater good.
>>339544363
She only loves girls.
>>339551278
Okay Angela
>>339548334
jesse eastwood blatantly mocks reaper for throwing away his guns by saying you werent given those things just to throw around
and mccree was pretty much pressganged into blackwatch when reyes caught him and told him my way or the highway
>>339551401
Didn't turn out bad for Mcree, desu. It's not like he hated working in blackwatch according to his profile.
