https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jglNI8-SnmE
>walk into gamestop with a fake gun
>attempt robbery
>get fucking rekt by a 12 year old boy
>make off with 50 bucks and a DRM locked copy of Fifa 15
FUCKING GAMESTOP
>those haymakers
>>339540559
Damn that kid wasn't having any of that robbery bs.
>>339540831
>those pillow punches
>>339540559
Woulda been hilarious if the kid got shot.
>>339541960
here's one free (You) from me to (You)
don't spend it all in one place now
Fifa? Are they sure it wasn't two dark skinned mexicans?
>>339540559
Poor kid. He's brave but he could have been killed.
>>339543692
I hope he grows up and realizes he risked his life trying to prevent some dudes stealing FIFA from fucking GameStop
I hope his parents smacked the shit out of him
>>339543810
I would probably laugh if I head my local gamestop got robbed.
Fuck Gamestop.
>>339543810
Edgy
+1 upvote for you friend! Make sure to tell your girlfriend when she gets back from Jamal's.
>>339544132
never have children
>Doing armed robbery for a fucking FIFA game
>5 years of prison for a 60 dollar game
What the everlasting fuck.
lmao next youtube autoplay vid was HOW I GOT BANNED FROM GAMESTOP
Memes aside, Can anyone tell me what's wrong with gamestop? legit confused
>>339544282
the only people i know who buy that trash are Brazilians And Europers, so no real loss there
>>339544747
Most people who dislike them from actual personal experience tend to focus on the markup they get off of used games. The way they force their employees to ask you stupid shit every time you try to buy something is irritating too.
I don't think that's enough reason to hate the place, but whatever.
I work in a store and every night I think "Well, I've been here for years and haven't been robbed, tonight's the night". The night I don't think about it is when it's going to happen, I just know it. And if I survive I'll get fired.
>>339545221
So typical business actions are enough to make a bunch of autists angry at a store?
>the two robbers end up being giant autismos
>get off scott-free because THANKS OBAMA
>get into more autistic shenanigans and get away with it
How would you feel
>>339544282
do you think niggers understand the concept of risk vs rewards?
>>339545591
Well it's not a typical business action, since most stores don't harass you nearly as much when you're just trying to buy shit. If you actually went to stores other than gamestop you would know that.
>>339543327
that or Nigerians.
>>339545686
>completely covered faces
>fake guns
>gloves
>in and out in seconds
probably too smart to be niggers
>>339545686
they aren't black, full body covering and fake hand guns are a suburban white tactic
>>339545831
It depends on the employee you get too. Some are pushier than others. I'll usually only get asked if I want to preorder anything and that's it.
>>339540559
Oh wow, I'm like 20 minutes from that store.
fake guns get you the same amount of time as real ones why even use fake guns
>>339540559
the world could always use more heroes
>>339545831
Actually if you left your house you'd know that happens in every store.
>>339546046
Cause you can't afford real guns. I mean they're still FIFA.
>>339546046
Because they likely didn't have real ones. If you don't intend to shoot anyone why bring a real one anyway?
>>339540559
That feel when this is my local gamestop, but I haven't stepped foot in it in years.
>>339544132
I genuinely hope you kill yourself, I really do.
People like you are so fucking stupid.
>>339545221
>I don't think that's enough reason to hate the place, but whatever.
You forget that most of the autists here have never shopped anywhere else. They don't realize that suggested sales are common practice literally fucking everywhere except a supermarket like Wal-Mart.
>>339540559
>0:06 Tips hood
>>339540559
>robbing a gamestop
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>339543327
I live in Silver Spring. It's mexicans, almost certainly. That Gamestop is right next to the biggest high school in the county, too, so it's teenage mexicans.
>>339545895
I'll be damned
>>339546508
two broke idiots wanted to be real niggas
>>339546247
>tfw columbia mall game stop is my 'stop
>tfw laughin @ u and your property values
>>339546726
>tfw showing up and shitting up your mall
Silver Spring Ayeee
>>339546508
The best reason I can think of is it's a small store that is usually pretty empty, so there's a good chance of no witness other than a clerk.
Still, probably not worth murdering someone over fucking VIDYA GAEMS.
>>339540559
>trying to rob a gamestop with a gun
You could rob it with a spoon and get better results
>>339546669
Wonder if that kid saw the museum trailer for Overwatch and got inspired by it
>>339540559
>white criminals
When will they ever learn crime is for minorities?
jajaja, ching chong
They should had become bankers if they wanted steal from other white folk.
ooga booga, xaxaxa
>>339545640
>autism stands up in court
Autism may speak, but no one really listens.
>>339546901
It's in a really shitty location. No front parking, rarely any real foot traffic beyond the restaurant it's right next to. The street it's on is a very busy one. No one would notice shit there in all honesty.
One of the gamestops I go to got robbed at gunpoint a long time ago when I was just about to go there to pick up some preorders. I literally dodged a bullet there. Those guys took all the shit in the back though for the real cash not just Fifa.
>>339545831
>>If you actually went to stores other than gamestop you would know that.
Now now, if it isn't at the check out it is someone in the store hunting you down and bugging you about cellphone/cable/solar/etc...
>"Hay do you have solar?"
>No, not interested
>"Do you own a house?"
>No, NOT interested
>"What about family members that do own a house?"
>No, NOT INTERESTED!
And then I just walked away to some other section.
I usually clearly say "I'm not interested" at the cash register and don't care about them asking it, but then you tend to get those like my example who won't take a simple "NO"...
>>339544747
Okay I am mexipoor.
We have a vidya game franchise called Game planet.
I have been on the U.S about 20 times now, and buying at Gamestop is ALWAYS a shitty experience.
>Gameplanet
>Walk in
>staff in vidya shirts asks you if they may assist you, you can either talk to them or tell them you already know, or if you are solely browsing and they will either help you or let you browse on your own.
>Grab the game you want from the display, and walk into the registry
>Pay the game, receive the game brand new in its sealed pack, and a game catalog.
>Sometimes you may get a poster, or if you pre-ordered a silly bonus like a shirt or a pair of glasses (I got a pair of plastic aviator glasses with my MW2 Prestiege edition, a poster, and a shirt)
>You can also buy LE edition stuff without any hassle, they may actually follow "street dates" for certain games, I could not get Halo Reach until its official release date even when I had already seen the game in stock. Pre-ordering is only a good idea for niche games they may not have in stock, usually they get about two copies of LE games, depending on the store location
>Gamestop
>Empty, damaged boxes everywhere on display
>Limited vidya selection
>Clerks have ranged from flat competent to hostile, one guy got mad at me because I was the only customer that day and I made him grab a game from the back (and you call us beaners and niggers lazy)
>A "NEW" game is not even in its fucking box, they grab the box from a counter behind them, then grab the disc from the back of the store, it is right down retarded, and I thought I was being rused until I saw a couple of fit guys buy Rockband the same way
The mix BO and distinctive smell of Gamestop is downright unmistakable, I have been there just a couple of times and it is ingrained, it is like that local comic book smell, I don't know what causes it, you can even taste it.
>>339545970
nice try Jamal
>>339548414
Character limit.
Target, Amazon, and Walmart are also cheaper. I have seen legit autistic people in said stores too.
Once there was a fat guy built like a brick shithouse snorting, and pushing people aside, even kids. He chortled like a retard when I asked for Wario Shake it.
I thought the fat autistic vidya fag was a meme.
I don't want to trash talk Ameribros, my best friends to the date are American, and Ukrainian, but fuck Gamestop.
>The suspects are both described as black men in their 20s, approximately 5′6″ tall and weighing 170 pounds. They were wearing black hooded sweatshirts, black pants, gloves and masks.
>>339544282
What is it with this whole "stealing isn't a major crime mentality"? Do you just think stealing should just get off with a fine?
>>339540559
What's going on here?
>>339546995
Now they have to make children playable
>>339540559
I be this kid's family is applauding him and telling him what a little hero he is, when they ought to be kicking his ass up and down the street for being an idiot. Looks he was trying to make a run for, got caught, then tried charging the guy instead. That kind of hero shit doesn't work when you're 1/4 their size.
Realistically how many robbers would even shoot a child?
You figure you'd rather just kick them or something instead of risking child murder on your charge if you got caught afterwards.
>>339544186
>>339546354
fucking triggered holy shit
>>339553207
anon, half of everyone on /v/ would kill a child with no remorse, what the hell makes you think a robber wouldn't kill a child?
>implying this wasn't also a publicity stunt by blizzard along with all the sjw shit about tracer and the porn take down
they will stop at nothing to further advertise overwatch, holy shit.
>>339551740
Just niggers doing nigger things.
>>339545970
If they were white they would've been real guns and they would've shot the kid.
>Fifa
They're either Britbottles or latin.
>>339553494
If they were white it wouldn't have even been a robbery, just a mass shooting.
>>339553367
Oh please son. Hardly anyone here would have the balls to do something like that, even if they were unhinged enough to want to do it.
>>339553207
You'd be amazed what kind of stuff people will do when the adrenaline goes and their brain is running a million miles an hour, knowing that for the next few seconds the entire fucking world just became their enemy. How many robbers would shoot a child? Very, very, very few. How many robbers would shoot a child during a robbery? All of them, if you shook them up just right.
>>339540559
>Overwatch poster
POETRY. THE WORLD COULD USE MORE HEROES.
>>339540559
That little white boy is a hero for stoping those pussy niggers.
>>339543810
I, too, wish to live in a world where people don't fight for whats right because that would be scary and dangerous. Best to sit back and relax like those passengers who had their plane flown into buildings
>>339553207
People who rob places like gamestop aren't very smart to begin with
>>339553853
You think the money in the register is less green than anywhere else?
>>339554010
They weren't there to steal money.
>>339554010
I worked at GS. They don't keep more than a couple hundred in the register. My particular GS only kept about 80 in chump change because we were in the fucking ghetto.
They would've had better luck learning to pick locks and stealing shit from Wal-Mart to later turn it on Craigslist.
>>339549964
>5'6
Even kids aren't intimidated by tablets
When will they learn
Fifa has the biggest group of subhumans for a fanbase, Jesus Christ
Reminds me of the time I hung out at my ghetto brothers house with his dumbass ghetto friend
>brothers friend is covered with neck tattoos
>shares an apartment with brother
>apartment is next to a retail area that contains a gamestop
>one day be chilling at brothers place playing ps3
>ghetto friend slams door open looking like he just ran 3 miles
>"yo i got games"
>takes a bunch of used game boxes from out of his hoodie
>tosses them onto the table
>"they put all this shit outside and i nabbed it son"
>opens them
>is shocked to see that they are all empty
I left and never went back
>>339554010
Most stores don't keep more than 100 bucks in the register since they're not retarded. All Twenties and more go tot he manager where he puts it in a safe thats time locked (Aka can only be unlocked after a certain time of day has reached.) or the employee puts it in through a slip. this is also where they keep all the debt card receipts as well.
>>339550429
That's not what he is saying at all anon, he was just saying those idiots are risking years in prision for a game they could have bought with a minimum wage salary working part time.
>>339543810
Sound like that kids gonna get laid at 13 while you're still touching yourself for another couple years. Thank God too cause you would not make a good father
>>339554206
>>339554726
What if they run out of change?
>>339554938
They say "sorry, we don't have enough change, you'll have to pay with card or a check." like anywhere has for the past 30 years.
>>339554938
The Manager will usually refill it and there is rolls of quarters n shit int he back.
>>339546078
why does she look so different in every short? why does her in game model look different? why does her portrait look different?
>>339546669
hey I went to school with that kid
>>339543810
You sound like a fucking pussy. How does it feel that a fucking child has more balls than you?
>>339543810
he's a retarded kid. what do you expect?
>>339555373
>not being a retard makes you a pussy
lmao good luck getting shot over a piece of plastic
>>339544747
Maybe my local one is just decent, I dunno.
>Staff knows me and my stance on pre-orderingNEVER EVER, so they don't bother asking unless the manager's there
>Big enough to have decent selection, small enough it's never really crowded
>Local crowd is mostly friendly black weebs who watch anime and play MtG
>One staff member invited me to a local bar's game night when I bought Smash 4
I dunno, maybe it's an exception to the rule mine's pretty decent.
>>339540559
>perform illegal activities that can possibly get you sent to jail
>waste it robbing fucking gamestop of all places
Do they even have a lot of money there?
>>339555703
>Not upholding the public good whether or not it suits you
>H-ha r-retards! I c-c-could have if I wanted to !
>>339553367
/v/, especially its /pol/ branch, is full of bitches. They would never kill anyone, let alone rob a store
>>339554613
Why did he get tattoos of necks all over him?
>>339556432
>he willingly gets shot over plastic
I see you're able to meet natural selection's quota
>>339546102
>Go to FUCKING Stop & Shop
>go straight to the bread aisle because I know what I'm getting
>cashier rings it up
>Hey would you be interested in getting a whole chicken to go with that bread?
>N-no I just want the bread
>How about a bag of potatoes? They're on sale for a limited time
>I-I just want the bread. Can I just pay and get out of here?
>Geez, well now you don't have to get a snippy attitude with me sir. I was just trying to help you get a better diet going
>pay and walk out
>hear the cashier talking to the cashier in the aisle over about bread fags
>>339540559
I have PTSD from watching Mcree PotGs, I almost thought that this was one
>>339557010
Stand strong, breadbro. You know what's up
>>339556076
Maybe I just look like a jerk, but every Gamestop I've ever been to, the only thing they ever ask when they ring me up is, "Is there anything else I can help you with?" or "Is there anything you'd like to preorder?"
I tell them "no" and then they give me my total and that's it.
>>339557010
At least he didn't try to get you to sign up for a monthly subscription of Milk.
>>339546726
>tfw maryland shitters argue about property values as you sit in Fairfax
>>339555703
>>339556764
>I see you're able to meet natural selection's quota
Well, I'm sure you get women ultra wet with your faggy attitude and whimpering in a corner every time you're in a tight spot. So, I bet I can trust you to keep the species alive.
>>339555294
i work for nintendo
>>339540559
CHEERS LUV THE CAVALRY'S HERE
>>339543810
>>339543692
Quit trying to emasculate your children. He fought for what he thought was right and he's on track to becoming a brave man. Years from now when Muhammed is stealing your land and raping your women, he'll be standing on top of the hill smacking every dirty leech who dares to touch his land.
>>339553639
You say that like it's a bad thing.
>>339558219
I literally live a mile from this gamestop tho
>>339540559
Angry Birds teaching our kids to not take any bullshit.
>>339559583
>Protecting a gamestop that isn't yours is the same as letting sandniggers rape your wife.
Wew lad.
>>339560302
When you're a kid video games are your wife and malls are a second home.
I only hate Gamestop for dropping 6th gen from their shelves and "pre-order bonuses"
Other than that, they're okay
>>339540559
>black guys rob convenience stores
>white guys rob gamestops
what do hispanics and asians rob?
>>339545895
>fake guns
regardless if fake gun or not, the punishment remains the same. if you're going into a situation where you plan on pulling a gun on someone, it better be real.
what happens if the employee pulled out a real gun and started firing?
>>339560302
>reading comprehension
>not wanting your small child to risk his life over something as meaningless as a video game is now considered cuck behavior
A small child attacking a grown man who supposedly had a gun wasn't "brave" its stupid and if that gun were real we'd have a dead kid.
Terrible lesson from cretins on an image board
>>339543810
Kid's going to grow up realizing he stood up for something, like a fucking man, rather than sitting on the backburner complaining about it like you do.
>>339560962
the welfare system
>small child physically attacks a suppsoedly armed robber
>HE'S A HERO
>JUST LIKE MUH VIDEO GAMES
Game culture has devastated this country.
>>339560962
>hispanics
jobs
>asians
Time when you want to order chinese food and these slanty eyed bastards can't understand a fucking word of english
>>339561751
>not running straight at a person who supposedly has a firearm is now considered cowardice
You're such a fucking loser. This isn't a comic book. That kid could have been hurt and you're a huge faggot for encouraging reckless shit like that
>>339546726
I'm legit too scared to go into that mall since the dude who came in and shot up the food court. It has a eerie feeling about it now.
>>339554782
>Implying the kid not going to be called a racist for causing harm to the black community and get laughed at by the girls and their nigger boyfriends.
>>339546726
>columbia mall
Come to Tysons Galleria so I can watch the security toss you out
>>339561751
>look how macho and manly I was at age 12
>I could've died in that moment over $50
poor genetics. you risk your life to save others, not property. that's some cuck shit if you're willing to throw your life away for a company that doesn't give a shit about you.
>gamestop, I'm such a good boy. I tried to stop grown men from stealing from you
ultimate cuck behavior.
>>339540559
>Overwatch posters in frame the whole time
How fucking far does blizzard go with their advertising campaigns
>>339546864
We live in the same area
>Kid is a Jitterbug
>Robbers are dark type
only reason he won
>>339561926
underrated post
