>Press Start to continue
>Press B instead
Who else /mischief/ here
>>339507424
I remove flashdrives... without ejecting them first.
>>339507424
The correct term for it is devilish.
>Bypasses censor filter.
Gosh I'm such a rebel
I leave CD's out laying around instead of putting them in their cases
I pick up my CDs by putting my thumb on the metallic side
>>339507424
I buy my games with my mom's credit card instead of my own money, and I'm 32.
I play online games without reading the ToS
Because I just don't give a single fuck
I steal video games from goodwill
Sometimes I turn off my PC without shutting it down
Igenuinely enjoy videogames
>>339507424
>press any button to continue
>press the power button
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>>339507546
Don't come crying when it corrupts
>>339508824
Fucking badass man.
>>339509738
>press any button to continue
>press the power button
>IT CONTINUES
:O !!
>in real life
>be at fast food joint
>they ask if i want to eat there
>i say i'm not
>i go in a corner and sit
allee alouer
>game is saving
>tells me not to turn off the console until it's finished saving
>turn it off anyways
>recommended to take a 5 minute break everytime you play for an hour
>don't
>>339507424
>>339508138
>>339509198
>>339509901
>>339509936
dumb frogposters
>shitpost on 4chan
>>339509936
>recommended to take a 5 minute break
everytime you play for an hour
>don't
Fucking lost it
>don't forget to use that special ability!
>don't use it
>>339509936
>recommended to take a 5 minute break everytime you play for an hour
If that's the case i'm surprised i'm not epileptic or dead yet
I often play for like 8 hours without break
>playing spacestation 13
>get assigned to be a medical doctor
>actually help people instead of being a useless piece of shit
>>339507424
Devilish
>please read the rules before posting
>don't read the rules
>Don't forget to save often
>Dont
>this is a sneaking mission
>you should avoid confrontation and sneak past the enemy
>go rambo for the entire game
>Do you want to save before you quit? Otherwise, all progress will be lost.
>Select no
>"No healer"
>"No tank"
>pick Genji/Hanzo/Widowmaker
>>339510460
DEVIOUS
>Are you sure you want to quit the game?
>No
>gta4
>kill dwayne
I play and enjoy SJW games unironically
>mom tells me not to kill myself
>do it anyways
posting from hell atm
>Remember to take breaks every 30 minutes!
>Don't take breaks
>download steam
>starts installing
>"do you agree to the terms and conditions"
>don't
>still pirating vidya
>put my own spray over the spray of other people
hehehe
once we were looking after some neighbourhood kids, and we were playing mario party. well the kid, who must have been about 5 or 6 years old, got to the star, and we told him "yo, finn, buy the star. you need to get the stars to win the game" so the rebel says "what if i don't want to get the star?"
kids are out of control nowadays
>Please note that WinRar is not free software
>press close
>Say "gg"
>When it actually wasn't a gg
>you should close all other programs before continuing this installation
>open 3 more
>>339511235
i do this every day
>opponent taunts at the beginning of the match
>doesn't taunt back
>taunt every time I kill him
>>339509690
The absolute madman!
>>339511260
>wp !
>they didn't play well
>Store asks if I want my reciept
>Say no
>>339510626
But people took time to create and post these, how could you?
>game tells me to take a break
>don't
>policeman asks me to show him my drivers license
>"no"
>get beaten to death
>Cashier tells me to have a nice day
>I don't
>Don't read the thread to see if my post has already been made
>>339507424
>menu option to Leave Menu
>press Circle instead
>>339511235
>>339511329
>bought winrar
>cartidge says pic related
>blow into it anyway
>>339511490
>intended to say no
>suddenly in the moment and under pressure say "sure" because of terminal avoidance of confrontation
>character asks to deliver something
>keep it for myself
I cannot be stopped
>reply to some guy on /v/ with something that'll no doubt warrant a response
>close thread tab
>mom aks me to go to bed early
>play videogames all night
>It is recommended to restart your computer after installation
>Restart later
>have epilepsy
>go on youtube
>pic related at start of the video
>proceed watching
>have seizure
>play Mario world with my lil sis on my lap
>secretly rubbing my dick on her crack
>Don't read the thread to see if my post has already been made
>Put my own hair in my food
>Tell manager there's a hair in my food
>Get more free food
>tell pizza delivery guy I already paid through paypal
>free pizza
>Don't read the thread to see if my post has already been made
>>339512076
>deathly allergic to shrimp
>order shrimp pasta anyways
>>339512024
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>339512267
Here it comes!
>>339512024
>make up a story on 4chan
>doesn't post a picture of his sister
>>339507424
>Press middle button mouse in 4chan every time when chosing a board to avoid disclaimer
Fuck you i'm getting away with it.
>>339510956
now this is fucked up
dude is a total bro and all he wanted was a friend
>>339512267
Have fun in the pokey faggot
>Reply to a post
>Realize seconds later that you misread the post you were replying to and he's agreeing with your point
>Close the tab
>Uninstall browser
>Turn off computer
>Flip monitor
>Toggle power switch
>Pull out power cable
>Smash modem
>Throw phone out the window
>Turn off the lights
>Lock the doors
>Close the blinds
>Hide in bed
>>339512076
>go to movie theater
>find empty bucket of popcorn in the trash
>take it to the concessions counter
>"can I get a refill?"
>get free popcorn
>Go on /pol/
>Post a thread with a fake liberal article
>Close tab
>>339510436
Fucking normie
If you haven't done at least one unbroken 24hr gaming session excluding piss/shit breaks and a food break lasting no longer than 5 minutes excluding snacks eaten during the session, you don't belong here
>>339510460
absolute madman
>Press any key to start
>Don't press any keys
>>339510436
that's not how epilepsy works
>>339512169
What actually happens if you do this?
>press quit to exit the game
>alt+tab to desktop and forceclose it through task manager
>>339510436
>catching epilepsy
>>339512702
Hope you like the taste of spit and cum
>"Accidently" drop an overcharged 9mm at the local range
>shitpost on /v/ about how terrible a game is
>actually love game
>ATM tells me to hide my PIN
>Loudly announce the number of each button as I press them
>>339507728
>Create /devilish/ thread
>Call it /mischief/ instead
Demonic!
You think that's bad? I once beat up an NPC right in the middle of town. He didn't even have an animation programmed to react. Just stood there and took it.
>>339512789
>shooting my ak74 next to someone with an ar15
>take a few shots at his target and throw his group off
>Press accept without reading through the Terms and agreements
>>339512961
>>339513212
>Spend hour reading through terms and agreements
>Decline
>Go to public bathroom
>Take a massive shit in the toilet
>Don't flush it
I ironically love this thread.
>>339513680
Devious
>trying to 100% NieR
>intentionally forgot to do one quest on my first playthrough before the timeskip
>>339509759
Has this ever actually happened to any of you guys? I've always done that and never had that problem.
>>339513395
>Go to public bathroom
>See piece of shit in the toilet
>The shit is unaccompanied by toilet paper
Why. How does this even work. Do you people just pull up your pants without wiping?
>>339507424
>playing Hazardous-Course 2
>use noclip instead of playing legit
>>339513838
If its fat32 then no. There nothing to worry about.
>>339507424
tell mummy im job hunting
i am not actually
>>339513838
I've had a lot of flashdrives shit the bed
>shitpost saying a game is bad when I haven't played said game
>>339513872
Paper goes in the pocket to confuse people like you.
>order pizza
>after eating it use online formula to complain I didn't get one of the toppings I asked for
>get coupon to save a good amount on next order as apology
>do it again
>>339513779
Why would you do that to yourself?
>>339513872
sometimes you flush and everything goes away except the shit
>>339509936
Thanks for corrupting my save file with 100+ hours on it, you faggot.
>You have skill points to spend!
>Don't
>>339511872
fuck, i wish i could do that. my thread watcher is constantly overloaded with threads i've posted in, waiting for (You)'s
>I'm not a robot
>I am
Who /TricksCaptcha/ here?
>>339514125
>Why would you do that to yourself?
cuz i don't give ah fuhk
>>339512052
nice ;^)
>>339511052
>posting from hell atm
so this is hell
huh
could be worse
>>339511235
how much does winrar cost anyway?
![1464722286471[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/xdgxxGm.png "1464722286471[1].png")
>playing video game
>guard tells me to not go upstairs
>don't go upstairs
>can't finish game
>get invaded
>hide and go AFK for 3 hours
>>339509936
That corrupts saves you mongoloid.
>Beat Mario Sunshine Level
>F.L.U.D.D. tells me something
>Remember, always be kind to your pets...
>I beat my dog relentlessly
>>339507424
>"cover me while I hack this door!"
>don't
>>339514740
>be little
>used to hit my dog
>it dies of old age one day
>be extremely kind and caring to my new dog to the point where it's borderline obsessive on how much I love it
>tell the commander I'll send him back to the people -- in a body bag
>run away instead
>>339513872
never had a clean sweep? eat healthy and shit squatted - you won't need to wipe (it's how we were designed to shit)
>see frogposting thread
>filter all frogsposters image MD5
>>339514260
>Windows bar on the side
I turned off my computer before this message showed up once.
>>339511572
>>339511572
>policeman asks me to show him my drivers license
>reach for my driver's license
>get shot
but at least I lived, filthy criminal degenerate scum
>Die in video game
>"Please try again!"
>Don't try again
![1431923637575[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/7flM2Ky.png "1431923637575[1].png")
>someone posts rare pepe
>download it without asking for permission
>>339509738
>>339513872
>Almost all public toilets are auto-flush now that are so sensitive they flush if you slightly budge your ass
>people still manage to leave shit in them
Are people really just that...shitty?
>>339513838
Only with those cheap flash drives you get at walgreens.
>>339515645
I squat above the sensor and shit into the toilet
>>339515645
>I just shit on the floor
>>339507424
>Playing online game with a PSN friend
>Tell him I'm going to bed
>Change the indicator from online to offline
>Keep on playing
THEY'LL NEVER GET ME
>>339515925
>ultra HD
>that skin texture
what the fuck is this, someone needs to correct this right NOW
>>339515930
>"anon turn on your mike"
>"I don't have a mic"
>but really I do
>>339516193
>"anon it's late, go to sleep!"
>"one more match mom"
>actually play two
>have steam friends
>they're actually not my friends
>>339515210
>see isabelle poster
>feeds her spicy foods
>sell game to gamestop
>they ask if I want cash or store credit
>tell them store credit
>never go back
>>339516410
>Put steam account into /v/ steam threads
>Block every fag who sends me a request
>>339511235
>using winrar
DEVILISH
>play rpg
>no random encounters, enemies on screen
>enemies blocking way
>enter battle and escape
>enemies disappear
>>339516348
>"mom just let me reach a save point and then I'll quit"
>it's a game that lets you save anywhere
>>339516521
please stop
>>339507886
>User name and chat have different filters
>certain racial slurs that work for usernames wont work in chat
>>339516410
D E V I L I S H
E
V
I
L
I
S
H
>>339515215
>not having the toolbar on the left side
casul
>Someone in server says goodnight
>Don't say goodnight back
>>339510758
absolute madman
>>339516872
>>339515215
right is best bar position, you scum
>don't actually play games, just read wikis about them so I can chat on /v/
>>339514532
no one knows
>Exams coming up
>Don't study
>Keep playing video games
FUTURE ME BTFO
>>339511235
7zip>Winrar, dont pick your software based solely off memes
>>339517159
>do this
>4.0 anyway
>>339511235
I think the last person to pay for winrar was John the Baptist.
>Say "GL HF" at the start of a match
>I hope they have bad luck
>I hope they don't have fun
>"if you enjoyed my video, please like and subscribe! "
>don't like and don't subscribe
>>339511669
Heavens to Betsy goodness me
>type goodnight in guild chat
>log off before anyone can reply
>someone even told me once that I should stop doing that
>>339511838
> Count Rhodok Name will be expecting you to return the taxes worth 6770 denars to him
>He never notices my new Ragged Mail Mittens
>>339517631
>someone even told me once that I should stop doing that
FUCKING
SAVAGE
>>339517631
i do it so that people don't feel forced to reply
>Click recommended graphics settings
>Turn everything up or down by one step afterwards
>>339517878
yfw they wouldn't have replied anyway
>>339517501
Smite:
>wtf this Poseidon just feeds on purpose
Oh ho ho I sure do now bucko
>Play game called Don't Starve
>"Say Pal, you don't look so good. You'd better find something to eat before night comes."
>Don't find anything to eat
>Starve
>Double mischief
>>339517889
>have a rig that can run the game on Ultra with 60fps
>set it to high with shadows turned off
>>339510956
Fuck you
>>339518068
u fukn rascal
>Peppy tells me to do a barrel roll
>ignore him
>>339518276
>>339518021
B R U T A L
R
U
T
A
L
>>339518068
>Rig can only play low at 30 fps
>set it to ultra
>Error: You forgot to solve the CAPTCHA. Please try again.
>don't try again
>download torrents
>close bit torrent right after
>never seed torrents
>>339518495
>get pic related
>don't report the problem
>>339518448
>rig doesn't meet recommended specs
>buy game anyway
Memes were a mistake.
>>339516487
Whats that picture from, anon? Reverse search isn't giving me anything.
>"Thank you for playing our game!"
>I pirated it
>Remember to take a break after 2 hours of playing
I never do teehee
hey facebookmemefrog posters
you have to be 18 to post here
>>>tumblr
>>339518665
>realize memes were a mistake
>continue posting memes anyway
idgaf
>>339518607
>downloading at all
>helping seeders improve their ratios
Come on now, that's not /devilish/ at all.
>>339518670
Sunibee is the artist
>kill these enemies using the new combo you just learned to finish the tutorial
>don't,instead press x x x x
>game still lets you proceed
>IF YOU ENJOY THE GAME SUPPORT THE DEVELOPERS, BUY IT!
>don't
>Play Left4Dead
>All team mates make it to the safehouse alive
>>339518783
>be from tumblr
>see this
>don't leave
hehe, you think it'd be that easy?
>>339518897
Thanks friendo
>>339513838
The only reason it would ever happen is if you were writing something while you pull it out. The "safely remove" feature is literally just there to prevent people from being retarded, it makes sure to stop reads/writes.
>>339514532
>>339517157
it's 30 dollars
>>339518994
>but you don't
>>339507424
>kills Solaire de Astora at the Undead Burg
>I didn't throw the baby in the oven
>But thou must
>No
>But thou must
>No
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>No
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>No
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>No
>But thou must
>pull game cart out of deck without switching it off
>>339517248
Even newest 7-zip couldn't unrar some rars that needed Winrar 5. It mistakenly thought they were corrupted. I use both but only Winrar seems to work since it supports 7-zip.
Whenever I want to play a different game, I just put whatever disc was in my PS4 into the case of the game I'm going to play next
>>339512384
what the hell are you on about?
>>339519872
The guy clears his cache a lot I guess. You know the first time you come to 4chan, and click on a board it gives you a popup saying the site is 18+ only? He's talking about bypassing that.
>>339520337
Who the hell ever goes to the home page though? I just go straight to /v/
>>339513872
Americans don't wipe
>>339520454
>Not using frames
>>339520454
It's been a while, but I think if you went straight to /v/ and then later clicked on another board you still get the popup.
>>339520590
Really? Never happened to me
>Press A to jump
>Win without jumping
>>339514281
>I am not a robot
>Thousands of posts in /r9k/
/r9k/ should be the deadest board of all
>Captcha robot asks you to identify grass for it
>Select a really green body of water
>It accepts it
>The robot asks me what trains are
>Select a row of houses
>It doesn't know better yet
The robots will never learn from me!
>>339514414
absolutely horrifying
>>339507424
>installing game
>do you agree to the terms and conditions
>hit yes>had my fingers crossed behind my back
>>339520704
>Press
>>339509849
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvpikUEIaLI
>>339520704
>Press A to jump
>only half-press the A button and still jump one time
the above poster is a faggot
>>339521041
Can't believe I share the board with these sort of people.
i'm steaming mad at this thread! (supposed to be angry)
why would you be mischievous in a video game??
>>339521259
It's been fun lads, thread's over now.
>>339510353
but you didn't forget, you merely chose not to use it so you followed the instruction really
>>339521259
Don't do this.
>boss has obvious weak point
>don't attack it
>You Died. Continue?
>no
>>339512471
>>Reply to a post
>>Realize seconds later that you misread the post you were replying to and he's agreeing with your point
I hate this feel
>>339512471
>Lock the doors
>Close the blinds
>Hide in bed
I prefer to
>Go to bath room
>Lock door
>Turn on all taps
>Get in bath tub
>Lie down and tell yourself that all will be over soon
>>339513335
This made me lol so fucking hard for some reason
>>339515021
>you cant fight ideas with bullets
>shoot commander
I play battleborn
