Really, CDPR? What are you, 12?
>>339492353
Can't show that in a games breasts are fine but a dick is like taboo for some reason
>>339492446
Dicks are gay
>>339492446
This is a quest, you have to retrieve the statue's balls.
This happened in real life with famous statues.
![Berlusconi-Penis-Hands[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/T7prhon.jpg "Berlusconi-Penis-Hands[1].jpg")
>>339492353
it's been known to happen
![F7CA44E0723A7BD1C6A81D1A6D5757C0152854C0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ml13gGO.jpg "F7CA44E0723A7BD1C6A81D1A6D5757C0152854C0[1].jpg")
>implying this shit isnt gold
lighten up OP
>>339492562
>browses /v/
>doesnt like dicks
>>339492745
Ahh I havent played B&W yet still sailing in Skellige
>>339493349
I used to like TW, but after finding out it's a meme game I cannot support it
I'm now a #soulsbronie
>>339493993
you ain't seen nothing yet
Bought the entire witcher series and seasonpass for 17$. Feels good man.
>>339494674
>got Witcher 1 for a dollar on Steam and paid nothing due to trading card currency existing
>same with Witcher 2 when it was 3 bucks on sale
>got Witcher 3 for free from here when someone posted a key for it
The bad thing is that i haven't even started playing any of those games.
BRAVO CDPR
>>339492353
EVERYTHING HAS TO BE SUPER SERIOUS AND EDGY ARRRGH
>>339494674
Nice man.
Have fun with the game
Hundred of hours with story, lore, monsters, sex and waifus lay before you
WHEN WILL THE KEKING AGENDA END?
>>339494923
CDPR know their core audience, pckeks love that shit
>>339494923
>One I could forgive
Jesus christ...
>>339493993
Holy fuck, I knew Soulsfags were cancerous but this is a new low.
OY VEY GERALT, I DO NOT HAVE YOUR MONEY! STOP MENACING MY YOU DIRTY ANTI-DWARFITE!
>>339492446
jesus christ how much of a faggot are you? people WANT to see tits NOBODY wants to see dicks, try leaving your room for once kid
>>339494814
ITS 2016
>>339495089
Dicks are more estetically pleasant than pussies.
>>339494990
in medieval times men who caught their wives sleeping with another man would often officially claim they were raped because the punishment for adultery was death, so men forgave their wives more than you think
>>339494923
well /v/ love that kind of jokes judging by the amount of BLACK dick on this board.
>>339495160
Depends on the pussy. If the labia isn't fucking massive it can look nice. But that's rare, yeah.
>>339495160
They don't show pussies either
>"my favorite kind of magic....Lesbomancy!"
why are dwarves so based /v/?
>got witcher 3 for free with my GPU
>got Hearts of Stone from a thread on /v/
>finally spending money on one of the best games i've ever played in my life
>it's just $18
fuck yeah
>>339495089
So...this is.... the power of underage.....woah
>>339492353
>He's not 12
Step it up, big boy.
>>339495089
Dicks are nice to look at.
>>339495847
holy fuck my dick is way bigger than that
this is awesome
i was so self conscious before because of porn and shit
>>339493287
>>339495847
It just shows how poorly educated most of /v/ is.
>>339492353
>a series made for children panders to children
OH MY STARS AND STRIPES
kill yourself
>>339494432
Main game did this a year ago, and it was a whole quest with GOG references to
>>339496367
Cdprojekt: Basest Edition
>>339496367
>>339496461
>they don't waste time on idle chatter
>continue to waste time on idle chatter while looking for kingslayer
>>339494674
>spent money on something he could get for free
>feels good
look at this consumerist bitch. If buying useless shit makes you feel good you shoud off yourself corporate cuck
>>339496306
I know you're probably joking but the dicks were made intentionally super small back then
>>339495160
>All those years on 4chan and you come to that realisation
>>339496734
a) why
b) why the fuck would you tell me that
>>339496613
>while looking for kingslayer
Never loses sight of his mission - unlike women
>>339492353
Was it the diversity commisar? Or the Bethesda mirror thief?
5 hours in and I think I laughed more than in the whole base game.
Especially atthat one picture with the photographer dude duckfacing.
Those jokes always catch me off guard.
>>339496618
It must be sad being a poorfag.
guys how do i dye my witcher armour
>>339496857
Tiny flaccid dicks were always more aesthetically pleasing, apparently.
>>339497401
>>339496857
They considered big dicks barbaric and animalistic or something like that
>>339497401
femenine dicks are pretty
>>339492446
tits =/= dicks
vagina = penis
>>339497401
>>339497532backwards time travel when
>>339497625
Sorry, the era of trap emperors publically prostituting is long gone.
>>339497589
>vagina = penis
At last I truly see...
>>339496461
>>339496367
>It's okay when they pander to me
This is cringe as shit.
>>339495196
I'd kill her myself tbqh
>>339497532
Not really "barbaric". It was more that pleasing someone else sexually was seen as a feminine trait. A lot of mens sexuality was more about being capable, dominant and restrained.
>>339494923
it's fucking french. dude probably fuck somebody behind her back as well.
Why are you discussing big boy stuff in video games on a SFW board?
>>339497625
holy shit anon.
>>339496306
It's been cut off you dingus
>>339498998
>it's okay when they pander to common sense
You said it bro
