>Most nationalities get one hero
>Australia and America (two of the worst countries in the world) get two
Why is this allowed? Australia doesn't even have a map in the game. Why is everyone ignoring this?
When you get some guys on the moon you can have more than one Overwatch guy.
nips have 2
Because America is an extremely consumer friendly world power and make up a large bulk of their profits.
As for Australia, it's mostly because Fury Road came out and they want to bank on what's popular.
>>339488406
Which shithole are you from?
>>339488406
>No Samoan aunty chasing people around with a jandal swearing at the top of her lungs hero
Why even live
>>339488684
>chinese and koreans are japs
>>339488406
>Operation Gibraltar
>No Moroccan character
>>339489006
It must be hard being so stupid.
>>339489006
...Hanzo and Genji?
>>339488406
Someone can't handle the banter.
>>339488406
America actually has 3. Reaper, mccree, and soldier 76
>>339488406
>pol/
good point
needs some aussie maps
>>339489227
And two of them are the edgy "nuthin' personal kid" heroes. What did Blizzard mean by this?
>>339488406
>America
>One of the worst countries in the world
Enjoy your poverty
>Its another game with its flagship character being a British woman
Getting bored of this trope, wish Murrifats and Chinks would drop their obsession
>>339489384
Enjoy yours
No spics in this game, as a spic I am outraged. Do I get to bitch and write campaigns like the wymyns now?
>Anyone other than /pol/ paying attention or caring what country video game characters are from
>>339488406
le monke
>not comparing USA directly with EU
>implying europe has countries
>>339488406
Where's my mexican luchador hero?
inb4 Reaper
>>339489484
>>339489532
Reaper nigga.
As a hispanic, I'm disappointing we get literally worst hero.
>>339489384
>detroit
>>339489484
As a lover of hispanic girls, I agree. We need some up in there.
>No finnish Overwatch hero
>>339489484
Reaper is South American
>>339489227
Reaper is mexican
>>339488406
[You can only view this message if your country is in the top 2 HDI]
>>339489006
delete your post retard
>>339489593
Where not even sure if he's mexican.
>worst hero
That's not Zarya
Dutchman ain't even represented so fuck you.
>>339489619
>he's a drunk who uses only a knife
>>339489606
>1 city of 20000
>>339488406
Australia plays an important part in the lore
>>339489070
Isn't it set on European end?
>scandinavian hero is swedish
are they even fucking trying
>>339489642
He's from LA.
>>339489619
Why would we need one? We got million anime characters already and only those matter.
>>339489756
I wouldn't object to that
>>339489705
Honestly, Zarya wouldn't be that bad if it weren't for that god awful haircut.
>>339489793
>Australia plays an important part in the lore
Does it really? From what I got Australia became Mad Max Land but apart from that I don't recall it having to do anything with the main plot of robot equality and shit.
>>339488406
A sniveling, arrogant, marxist, 1/64th Wakawaka tribe member, green party trained professor was teaching a class on Australian history
"Before class begins I want you to list 5 ways in which Australia has gone downhill since invasion day onward as a result of British imperialism"
At this moment a brave, speedo-wearing, shredded cunt ex-SAS patriot who had bantered 500 Seppos to tears and fully supported every military decision made by Australia stood up and held up his fist
"Ay CUNT what's the name of my fist?"
The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “Oh only kids give their body parts nam-”
"WRONG. His name is Larry the Leb-Leatherer!"
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Rabbit Proof Fence. He stormed out of the room crying those leftists crocodile tears. The students applauded and all registered Liberal that day and pledged to join the next riot at Cronulla. The projector malfunctioned and displayed NOICE on the screen in flashing bright letters. An Emu named "Never Forget" trotted into the room and perched on the Australian flag and shed a tear. The class's exchange students from China blew their cover as Chinese agents and tried to flee but were kicked in the face by some sick cunts. Steve Irwin himself showed up alive and well and enacted high-speed broadband across the country
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He overdosed on sniff-sniff a few months later participating in an Aboriginal cultural festival
P.S Stop the boats
>>339489626
He's hispanic from the US.
>>339489876
Exactly, he's Hispanic.
>>339489593
Mexicans are really edgy so maybe it's not too bad for them, sucks for the rest of Latin America tho
>Murrica gets 2 maps
>They are both shit
>Britain gets 1 map
>Its literal De_Dust, 2Fort tier GoaT mao
Why does Blizzard love UK so much?
>>339489642
Wasn't he born in California?
>>339489626
Literally what?
>>339490059
King's Row is shit m8
Fuck a beaner shotgun man.
Where is the Cuban Oarsman Balsero tank?
>>339488406
Why do you take everything up the ass? Jesus Christ, you nerds always have something to bitch about.
>>339488406
>Most nationalities get one hero
Holy shit. This game has over two hundred heroes?
>>339489997
That doesn't make him Mexican though
>>339489876
>He can't be Mexican, he's from LA!!
Hilarious
>>339490059
>Control point
>Just walk 5 minutes with payload effortlessly
>Final cap clusterfuck
King's Row's shit.
R66 and Hollywood are actually pretty cool.
>>339490059
All of the maps are shit since all you do is run to the objective and ignoring the design almost entirely. You're not defending or attacking in any way close to dust2 and you're not going back and forth like on 2fort
>>339488406
>>339490241
But he was born in the US. He's an American.
>>339490059
>2fort
>good
Spotted the pony
>>339490181
>not clearly seeing this thread has been clearly structured to promote bants
So you've never been to /int/ I assume?
>>339490036
He's edgy skeleton because of he Mexican lore about Santa Muerta and day of the dead. His alternate legendary costumes pay tribute to that.
>>339490059
>route 66
>shit
Now I can tell you're some kind of chump from that Deadlock gang.
>>339490241
Mexican is a nationality, not a race.
>>339490294
>anchor baby
It's time to go back
>tfw your irrelevant shithole is always irrelevant
>People from your country almost never show up in games
>But tons of characters have surname from your country and yet they are American
>Everybody thinks it's a regular American surnameOne day we'll be relevant again ;_;
>>339488406
>no muslim character
>gave jihad ult to a little korean girl
as expected from a modern blizzard game
>>339488406
>America
>worst anything
You listen to our music, watch our movies, wear our clothes, use our electronics, drive our cars, use our slang, follow our trends, discuss our politics, get defended by our military, play our games, etc. etc. The reason you get to shitpost today is because America developed the internet. The game you are talking about was created by Americans in America. Stay as salty and mad as want, in the end no one cares about your shitty country and everyone is better off due to the innovations of America.
Pic related, she is Canadian but still knows which country deserves her respect
>>339490059
>Hollywood
>Great Cap point A where the most chaotic and even battles take place
>Kings Row
>That last part is basically "Step off the ledge and Q to win attack"
>>339490394
The main character from Freedom Fighters was Polish
>>339490430
If only rashid wasn't shit
>>339490165
>Cuban Oarsman Balsero
That would make me so happy.
He could go on rants about how Democrats a ruining the world and all of his weapons are homemade. He could be called "Guajiro".
>>339490443
>wear our clothes
America confirmed for literally third world shithole.
Didn't know the united states were a part of bangladesh
>>339490443
>The reason you get to shitpost today is because America developed the internet.
Not this meme again
>>339490394
>A Polish-American single-handedly took down Castle Wolfenstein and stopped the X-Lab Nazi projects from taking over the world
POLSKA
>>339489593
Where is the rocket bitch from
>>339489532
That hero is on battleborn
>>339490443
>Canadian but still knows which country deserves her respect
By putting the National flag on her genitals?
>>339490443
A gay guy invented computers so by that logic you owe your respect to gay people.
>>339490532
what garbage do you wear that's made by Chinese children?
>>339489936
based Corey Worthington m8
>>339490394
>But tons of characters have surname from your country
...And are labeled Russians
>>339490394
>tfw from Denmark
>literally have never seen a Danish character in a videogame
>>339490671
Yes, that is also true.
>>339490443
>wear our clothes, use our electronics, drive our cars
That's not true, like at all.
>>339490617
Egypt, her name is a play on words for Pharaoh.
>>339490628
>Battelborn
>>339488985
It's a fucking thong not a jandal you backwards, sheep fucking, kiwi cunt.
>>339490671
You say that as if you have a problem with gays, and expect that to be the norm.
>memorizing or even giving a shit about what nationality the characters are
Are you fuccs serious right now?
>>339490690
>thinks any clothes are made on first world soil
LOL
>>339490707>yet tons of games feature Danish styled viking
>>339490617
Nubia
>>339490430
well Pharah is egyptian so she could technically be of the muslim faith... there is a possibility she might also be a christian so who knows
>>339490707
There are lots of games where pigs are present
>>339490789
gays are the same as scatfags, people with a low tier fetish
>>339490731
It's True, but the logic is flawed
>>339490753
>Egypt, her name is a play on words for Pharaoh.
WHAT?
>>339490824
hey fuck youdumme luder
>>339490805
>wearing clothes from Target
i'm sure someone out there thinks you look cool anon
>>339490707
What do you call the smart people in Denmark?tourists
>>339490861
This game is the biggest collection of cliches videogames world have ever seen
>>339490918
enjoy your $80 yeezus shirt made in a 3rd world shithole
>>339490889
wait what language was that
>>339490443
Claire bear... ;____;
>>339488406
>America
>Has a 200-2-2 w/l ratio in terms of wars
>Is the most prominent in a game about fighting wars
Gee I wonder why?
>>339490394
Hey at least your people aren't always either the bad guy or some jackoff dressed up as a skeleton or some bigger jackoff in a luchador mask.
>>339490430
why would there be a muslim character?
>>339490394
>tfw no hussar hero
>>339491014
depression is literally a tumblr meme
>>339490849
How is liking men a low tier fetish? You some kind of feminist?
>>339490059
NOW ENTERING, KING'S ROW
Get ready to attack
>>339490973
implying we get tourists
>>339491013
Danish
>>339491096
>Muslim character
>He isn't a demoman or explosives expert
>>339491192
neat, it almost works in german too
>>339490707
Adam Jensen.
>>339488406
>tfw no Sub-Saharan African hero but 4 Asian ones
Why?
>>339491014
Who the fuck is this even?
>>339491162
no it's not, though the fags on tumblr like to pretend they are when they are not clinically diagnosed 9 out of 10 times
>>339490394
Hey now, you guys made the RPG of the decade. Why not cheer yourselves up with that until Putin comes for you?
>>339491248
he is American
>>339490430
>no muslim character
Germany actually got the 2 best Heroes.
I am pleased by this.
>>339491313
Winston
>>339491193
They can't be explosives experts, they keep blowing themselves up.
>>339491380
There's only one German hero, though. Mercy is Swiss
>>339491313
There's Winston
>>339490701
All slavs are the same.
>>339491162
Clinical depression is some serious shit.
Tumblr depression is "I watched Avatar and am sad I will never be a Na'vi I'm going to cry for a long time."
>No Irish or Scottish characters with a fun personality
>All we get is le blimey cheers luv let's nip down to the pub at 3 bong stereotype
Step it ^ Blizzard
>>339491465
Have some respect. He's a gorilla, not a nigger.
>>339491494
russians are not slavs
>>339491370Being appreciated or even noticed by others is also nice
>>339488406
they count reaper as American, so it's reaper, 76, and mcree.
>>339491373
That's like saying Naser Khadar is Danish.
>>339491406
>>339491465
kek but no, he's from the moon
>>339491506
>>339491014
>tfw pepsi gotta bring these kids back to reality
>>339491463
But Mercy is obviously speaking german. Her accent isn't swiss at all....
>>339491380
>Reinhardt doesn't think all robots should be killed on the spot and eradicated from the Earth
Unrealistic.In all seriousness though he is the absolute best both playstyle and personality
>>339491506
>qt irish girl never
>>339489642
He's hispanic but he was born and raised in the US.
>>339490671
Yes, we do owe our respect to gay people.
Why is there no Muslim or arab character?
>>339488406
>implying
I at least wish we would have got a rep from Oklahoma or something though
>>339488406
>mad europoor is mad
>>339489906
>From what I got Australia became Mad Max Land
>became
>>339489335
I wouldn't really call 76 edgy, just brooding. but he doesn't have enough character to be considered edgy.
>>339489606
The great thing about America is the freedom to make something great. Detroit is an example of cronyism and democrats being retarded for decades.
>>339490667
Get a load of this homosexual.
>>339489876
So he's an illegal? Just like most spics
>>339491506
>wanting a ned
A chav is bad enough m8.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j58n_jwH5lE
>tfw light I'm a light skinned Hispanic
>tfw never represented in vidya
Why do they always make the Mexicans dark brown? How do I self insert into darkies?
>>339491735
sjws hate muslims characters especially in a fps
2 Japanese
1 Chinese
1 Korean
Missing:
Thai
Malaysian
Filipino
Viet
Laosian
Mongolian
Singaporean
>>339491735
With any luck the robots genocided them first.
I like how Australia is basically the opposite of what it is in TF2 in this game, it feels like a subtle nod to the comparisons between them.
>no hero from any south east asia countries
im ok with this somehow.
FishMoley
>our hero has a fucking cockney accent
DIE DIE DIE!
>>339489606
>let me target one nigcity out of the many large and mostly prospering cities to prove this guy wrong
Good job!
>>339491980
Nobody likes jungle asians though.
>>339489936
>smirked quite Jewishly
This will never not make me lose my shit.
>>339491956
That means you are American bro. You are like the Italians that came here to America once upon a time and weren't considered white, but after a few generations you'll be bred into the populace and be indistinguishable from the average white. You are American
>Super future sci-fi
>No underwater fraction culture
>No better then you, fuck the UN, no bots allowed proud aquatic people
I don't get why Australia gets two. The only explanation I can think of is that they have become a meme.
>>339492093
one of our heros are the edgiest things in the game.at least high noon makes up for it.
>>339491889
I'll put my national flag in my butthole next time to prove my masculinity next time
>>339489227
4
Winston
>>339491980
Isn't Zenyatta from Nepal or something?
>>339491956
When people think Hispanic they associate it with "Brown". The only pale Hispanic I'm aware existing is Rick Sanchez.
>>339492049
It really is mostly just a Mad Max homage and Tf2 Australia is what it is because the joke is that a game based around national stereotypes, the creator of the game decided to go and do the opposite of that to his home country and make it better then all the other countries.
>>339492307
>>339490707
Iktfb
>>339490707
>a cheese shovel
>>339491980
>tfw no games about Filipino knife fighting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwCl9bfz-8Y
>>339492358
Well if we're talking about birth he was probably from a factory in Singapore.
>>339491792
Fun fact the original Mad Max was just supposed to be a run of the mill cop revenge story set in Australia but when the rest of the world saw it they thought it was set in an apocalyptic wasteland so they just rolled with it in the sequels
>>339491630
She is almost as old as switzerland. Ofcourse her accent is from the origin country.
>>339492412
DELETE THIS
>>339490443
Yes, and you are retarded and mentally damaged. Go back to the sewers, piece of shit
>>339492617
I could see that. When I was little I imagined The Warriors took place in a dystopian future.
Actually, thinking about it now, I'm still not 100% sure.
>>339492307
Australia + New Zealand characters
best combo
>>339492617
>run of the mill cop revenge story
>biker gangs terrorizing and raping random people on the roads
>the most you see of civilization is a tiny dusty town 5 buildings
>the only law enforcement is a handful of cops whose headquarters is the basement of some abandoned building that's missing half its walls
There were a few nice places by the beach but most of the setting made it look pretty shit for something that was supposed to be pre-apocalypse, fampai
>>339492216
Yeah, I guess ;_;
>tfw get confused for italian
>got the light skinned tone yet brown enough to not be "white"
>big nose but not Jewish hook nose just bulbous
>name isMario
Mama mia ;_;
>>339492590
Maybe, but until a lore video or something it can only be assumed.
>>339490817
Tattoos are haram. Especially tattoos of pagan gods.
It makes perfect sense. America hasn't collapsed just yet and is still basically in charge of western society, and Australia is literally leading our technological advancements into the future, probably a result of having a large quantity of chinks in an unoppresive society, they invented the notepad for fuck's sake they need three characters.
>>339492924
>the most you see of civilization is a tiny dusty town 5 buildings
This is pretty typical for country Australia.
>>339491162
Clinical depression is not.
It's just that most people who claim to have depression don't actually do.
>>339492924
Have you ever been to Australia?
>>339489409
What else is there except Tomb Raider?
>>339492924
That's not far off some of the shitty towns in central Australia right now.
>>339489484
I am too
I don't count the reapfag since he ain't a girl
In fact if they're doing SA make them only girls
>>339492924
You think it's hyperbole but you've actually described some inland places pretty well.
>>339491980
>no Indonesian
Fuck you
So when do we get Sombra?
I hope she's a shortstacked qt3.14 Latina and not pharahs mom.
>>339493095
Don't forget that they all contain a pub no matter how small the town.
It's like we just put pubs in locations and then people migrate and live around them.
>>339493132
Bayonetta
>>339491919
Most Mexicans in LA a descendants of the people who lived there when cali was still part of Mexico.
>>339493364
>>339493020
Be proud bro, you are a fellow American and I respect you so long as you work hard and stay out of trouble. Together we can make this country great!
>Roadhog has a yank accent
>>339491458
WHAT MAKES ME A GOOD DEMOMAN?
IF I WERE A BAD DEMOMAN I WOULDN'T BE SITTING HERE DISCUSSING IT WITH YA NOW WOULD I
>game made in the US
>country gets more than one hero
Oh fuck big surprise right?
>>339491735
Genji has an ayyrab skin with a bigass scimitar instead of a katana.
>eastern Europe will always be represented by Russia
>you will never play as a Serb revolutionary and his makeshift arsenal
>you will never play as a Pole and his robot spliced out of commie tech
>you will never play as an Estonian oculist summoning pagan shit
kill me
>>339490532
I think he's talking about blue jeans, which (in their current form) were designed by Levi & Strauss, an American company.
Honestly why are there only two african american characters?
>ib4 hurr winston is black durr
>>339489484
Annoying headstrong shebeast. No thanks blizzard.
>>339494034
A genocidal Serb that want to remove Robab/Kebot would be golden
>>339488406
>no African heroes
>not even the Gorilla
(Egypt doesn't count)
>>339491735
Pharah is the closest to this. She's egyptian, so likely ethnically arab.
>>339494090
There aren't any African American characters fucktard
Lucio is Brazilian and black
And which other character would you even be referring to?
Not everything black is African American
>>339494184
Egypt is a part of africa, why wouldn't it count.
>>339494184
>A country that is in Africa doesn't count as African
The Nile isn't just a river in Egypt anon.
>>339494167
>victory pose is him whipping out an accorder and singing about robot-genocide
>>339494336
Lucio and Pharah are black
>>339494184
>Egypt doesn't count
no
>>339494336
>Brazil is not in the Americas
>>339494439
>Pharah
>black
>WE WUZ
>>339494439
>Pharah
>Black
No. Middle easterners aren't black, they're caucasian.
>>339494090
They already have the role of a gun wielding maniac filled with 76 and Winston has the ult.
>>339491695
>The only character that is objectively evil is hispanic.
And no Junkrat / Roadhog aren't objectively evil they're just insane; Widow is just an opportunist not objectively evil either.
>>339494348
>>339494357
Egypt is middle eastern, they're arabs.
>>339494439
>Pharah
>Black
AHAHAHAHA
>>339492463
You got Winston though.
>>339488509
We got a lot of guys on the moon yet my country has 0 characters in overwatch
>>339494556
but Egypt is in Africa, so it would make anyone from there an African hero. you could be more specific, like say madagascar.
Symmetra is Lawful Neutral/Evil
>>339494639
Some yeah. Majority weren't.
>>339494639
Even if they 'were' black, they aren't anymore. Egyptians are currently middle eastern ethnically, and overwatch takes place in the future where they continue to be that way.
>>339494336
Reaper
>>339492307
iirc one of the head guys working on the game is Australian, probably why. That and Blizzard games are absurdly popular here.
>>339494774
Reaper is hispanic.
>>339494720
It's geographically African in the same way that Afghanistan is geographically Asian. But when people say Asian, they aren't talking about Osama. Culture makes a difference.
>>339494639
???
Australia is where the Overwatch MMO is going to originally take place.
>>339489165
I always thought hanzo was a chink
>>339494835
alright then be more specific and say southern or sub Saharan africa.
>>339494639
Ezekiel 23:20 PROVES that Egyptians were black and the Bible wouldn't lie.
How can white boys even compete?
>>339493273
>Wanting shitstain in overwatch
>>339494639
South African here. The Egyptians weren't black anon, it's not even a /pol/ opinion, it's fact.
>>339494979
Really makes you think.
>>339489893
>>339489756
>>339489619
>he's a spy type hero
>>339488406
>America, worst country in the world
>literally every popular video games, movie, music artist, fashion trend comes from america
Stay butt blasted you eurocuck.
Keep buying those american products.
>>339492463
The main character of Starship Troopers you idiotic argenmeme.
>>339490356
white first
>>339494639
that's like saying America is black. It was always a melting pot with predominantly brownish/redish skinned peoples.
>>339495006
>tfw when "fact" will be re-written in the coming years by retarded niggers and liberal universities
>>339489606
>city full of niggers
What does that have to do with america?
Put a city that is 85% niggers in any country and you'll get the same result.
>>339494959
deh arr rook same.
>>339495140
You need to get on the RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY.
>>339495121
It was never a melting pot. That meme was started in the 60s when they started letting non whites in en masse. Usually to immigrate you had to be a hard working white or an Asian who would also work hard. They didn't just let you in for being brown like they do now
>>339493829
He's beduiene. Not arab.
>>339491506
i like drunk irish girls
>>339490753
In what way is that not true? The personal computer, mouse, keyboards, mousepads, graphics cars, windows. Nearly every peice of electronics that you are using right now was invented in the U.S.
Oh, you're on your cellphone? that was invented in the U.S. as well.
>>339489484
>>339495603
