he's wants to fuck some of that hedgehog pussy
But first...
>>339483754
They're both fucking pissed in this render. I love it. This is what happens when an Italian plumber and a Japanese hedgehog play an American sport: they both give into their primal instincts and tear each other a-fucking-part!
Handegg is why Americans are so violent, but I'm perfectly fine with that.
>>339483754
>>339484423
>oh god oh god I really want to talk about sonic the hedgehog
>>339483754
Mario's pissed because Nintendo won't let us see his dick.
>>339484593
And why shouldn't we? Mario isn't celebrating a big anniversary in a month, is he?
>>339485240
Because you literally can't talk about anything else besides sonic
>>339485350
You don't know me.
You're not my real dad.
It amuses me to see Mario this pissed because compared to him, Wario looks like a saint.
Now Wario's the jolliest guy to walk on earth while Mario just wants to see the world burn.