HEAD ENSTABLISH
>>339481439
>I GO FOR THE TOPLESS STEAL
What does she mean by this ?
>>339481439
>BUSHES OFF
What the fuck is she talking abot
![350px-Reaper-portrait[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/RFkARXy.png "350px-Reaper-portrait[1].png")
>It's time for me to kill... and it's time for me to die...
Was bedeutet er dabei?
>americans panic if they hear something that isnt english
>>339482370
>Americans
>speaking English
Don't lump us in with them, m80
Sexy Nazi skin when?
>>339482501
i didnt know i wanted this
>>339482501
>no preggers version
I göt BIG pläns för yöu
>>339482501
>posting the edit version
>>339482307
>Was bedeutet er dabei?
Just stop
>>339482501
>Mercy
>German
ree
IM GOING FOR THE TOBLERONE
>mercy
>let everyone die
>lshift in
>rez
>die instantly
>lucio
>prevents everyone from diying and fights alongside his team
>>339482501
>German doctors
ROFL
>I AM NOT DE TURD
>>339481934
Hey, chill oat!
>>339483038
>Mercyfags will insist that Mercy is the superior choice
Mercy is FAR more situational
>>339482501
Where's the dick?
>>339483468
>character that just heals is situational
>the guy that heals and speed boosts isnt
>the chick that opens portal and drops turrets isnt
>the guy who's ult is a mass heal + invuln isnt
>>339482501
never, because she's swiss
also other obvious reasons
>>339483579
She doesn't "just heal" Just like Lucio she has to choose between healing or giving a different buffand Symmetra and Zenyatta aren't even worth talking about
>>339482501
>cheesy name
>terrible art
>Shadman
Why am I not surprised.
>>339483468
100% needed in defensive with double supp along with Lucio, but double Lucio is far superior in attack.
>>339481934
>get really drunk
>try and shout what she says in Chinese when she does her ULT
>toss my mobile on the pavement
>pretend everyone around me is frozen
>everyone has a laugh
God I love alcohol. What were we talking about?
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4hfsrUo.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
DONG DONG WA
>>339483579
>character that gives a 50% damage buff to someone.
>situational
Aahahaha, how retarded.
>>339482501
Why does Shadman have to be such an edgy faggot?
>>339481667
"Helden sterben nicht!"
It mean Heroes never die in German.
>>339485092
It means heroes don't die. I'm pretty sure heroes never die would be Helden sterben nie or nichts.
>>339484984
Found the 16 year old.
>>339484141
Zenyatta does well with characters with high mobility and often fight by themselves. (Genii, Tracer, Winston)
>>339485032
>got sorry sorry sorry voice line yesterday
>spam it all the time while freezing people
>endless rage in chat
>>339482501
Fuck, shadman needs to stop.
Mercy is 100% an original character. Because unlike the medic from TF2 who is German, mercy is Swiss.
>>339485413
>mccree flashbang
>ice invincibility
>freeze him
>headshot
>emote
>"A-MEI-ZING"
>he leaves the game
>>339484984
Genuinely hard to read.
>>339485473
She is also female while the Medic is male. Nothing alike at all
>>339482501
>No feminine penis
Shit taste
>>339481439
I wannabe mercy
>>339483468
You have been confirmed for sucking at the game.
>>339485587
Never happened.
>>339485714
>>339485758
You would be surprised at how bad most mccrees are.
He literally tried to flashbang me while in ice form.
>>339485909
>flashbang mei shitters
>they immediately scramble to hit lshift for their get out of jail free card
Disgusting.
>>339486256
Mei players really are subhuman trash
It's not that she's overpowered, just every one of her mechanics are the kind that would only appeal to psychopaths.
>>339486430
That's prettycoldof you anon.
>>339486430
people love salt
>>339482501
>Shadman
Moderators
>>339486430
>Playing attack playload in brawl
>Mei is on the other team
Literally never stood a chance by default
>>339486256
>>339486430
>complaining about a get out of jail free card while using a guaranteed kill skill
This game is full of fucking idiots.
>>339486792
>Bastion+Mercy on Defense
May as well just forfeit.
>>339486890
When did I complain about that? The problem with Mei isn't that she is powerful it's that her powers are designed to make the game less fun for everyone she fights, if you removed her the game would instantly be improved
>>339485092
>>339485189
Why would shs speak German if she's Swiss?
>>339486971
Yeah....
>>339486792
The worst is a Mei on defense on a attack/defense map. She can just squat in her fucking ice block on the point and prevent anyone from capping while the rest of her team respawns, on Point B temple of Anus or Hanamura it's just fucking broken.
>>339486993
Looks like the Americans are up.
>>339486993
Are you serious?
>>339486993
Jsus christ, anon. Get a grip on life or just end it, senpai.
>>339485034
It's 30%
Way to be actually retarded and spread misinformation.
>>339487065
I'm referring more to Brawl scenarios where there is next to no downtime for Mei's attacks
>Mei uses lshift
>While I, playing Reinhardt is right next to her
>I start counting down the seconds til I get I get a free charge and instant kill off on her
The greatest of feels, right up there with using HAMMER DOWN to interrupt other peoples' Ults.
>>339487065
I wish Lucio could wub her around while frozen. Pushing people away as they try to run onto the point to get overtime is so satisfying.
>>339486973
>See Mercy + Bastion combo on the enemy team
>Instantly cackle like a psycho, hit H and switch to Genji
>Flank them, throw a few Shuriken and then hit E as the Bastion turns and opens fire, destroying him so utterly that the very Omnium he sprang from shuddered
>Then have my way with the Mercy standing there defenseless, while the final lights in Bastions' optics fade and record the brutal rape that is about to begin in gruesome detail.
>Feelsgood.jpg
>>339487252
>Laugh at the retarded Reinhardt from a distance and blow his brains out as Widowmaker
>>339487141
>>339487157
>>339487179
W-what?
>>339487393
Look up what they speak in Switzerland.
>>339487393
It's the most spoken language in Switzerland
TALK TO YOUR ADVISOR
>>339487393
Germany is only about 100 years old. Before that it was the loose region of Germany that spoke German, ranging from parts of modern France to Poland and Slovakia.
The Swiss speak German.
>>339487393
globalpokerface.jpg
>>339487289
Yeah she needs some kind of counter, at the very least she shouldn't be able to block a cap while in there
>>339487252
>Tracer harassing me
>Whack her once and she recalls
>Charge where she would end up
>Always pin her
Kept calling me out and shit. Nothing is more fun than pinning stupidly obvious tracers.
>>339487338
>Dashes behind you
>Unsheaths katana
>Nothing dishonourable, aniki
>Kill two people with an ult and dies
![2000px-Flag_of_Switzerland_(Pantone).svg[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/C9npnok.png "2000px-Flag_of_Switzerland_(Pantone).svg[1].png")
reminder that Mercy is from literal health pack country
pretty funny imo
>Oгoн пo гoтoвнocты
>>339487338
Surprisingly few people do this because retards just love to just blindly rush at Bastion.
>Sit right at the forklift on Gibraltar
>Attacker's gates turn into the Killing Fields
>Reaper tries to be sneaky-beaky and gets fucking obliterated every time
I actually started apologizing once I got Bastion of the Game.
>>339482307
>Was hat er damit gemeint?
There you go, anon
>>339487492
We're all hedge funds now
>>339485413
>tfw I had it in beta
>still not a single line for her since release
I guess I'll just have to buy it.
>>339487550
>nothing dishonourable, aniki
kek
>>339483579
>Lucio
>does damage
>and can flank with his insane mobility
>provide utility with displacement
>provide a massive shield
>all while aura healing and buffing his teams speed
>which get amped up every so often
>more situational than a character that provides a damage buff OR healing OR doing damage that can revive her team every so often
What did he mean by this?
>>339487751
>Attacking on Dorado
>Enemy team has a Bastion and Torb set up outside the spawn
>TWO Pharahs on our team
>They couldn't destroy a single turret between them
>Trying to play Reinhardt while my shield melts in seconds
Would you guys be okay with a Support Sniper?
>>339482501
She's not even german
God can Shad get any worse
>>339487938
You mean Zenyatta?
>>339487393
Look up WW1 and realise the whole reason WW2 started
>>339487393
>He doesn't understand that Swiss isn't a language
Sharing a Nationality with you makes me sad.
>>339487680
She wants to help people anon, don't be rude.
>>339487938
I'm hoping Sombra/Pharah's mom is like a heavy sniper with some fuckhuge .50 cal bolt action rifle.
No "turns into assault rifle" bullshit with widow, it's only a bolt action rifle. so if you get ganked or simply run up in your face, you're pretty much dead unless you can land a shot before they get you.
trade off is massive damage that can just like 1 shot everything, even a Reinhardt.
>>339485909
Heh, that happened to me too.
At least in my case he figured to wait me out and kill me.
He and 2 of his teammates were waiting for me in encircling me. 3 x 4 seconds well spent, hope the other half of their team was slaughtered in the time.
>>339488089
I thought they spoke french and turkish in swissland
>>339487393
Oh boy.
>>339488017
Nah. Pharah mother might be the next hero in the game, and it would be a Sniper/Support. Like with an actual Sniper.
We saw some leaked images from the documentary and saw them working on a hero in the Support section that had a Triangle visor like the guy you see in Pyramids posters. We suppose this is Pharah mother due to the fact she used a Sniper and it's in Egypt.
>>339488129
Can she help my dick instead?
>>339487252
>counting seconds
This is why I always break preemptively and proceed to wall.
>>339481934
DOJO
NEE COM SOW
>>339488202
Actually, it's italian, romansh and then two arabic dialects.
when will blizz add this game mode
>>339488383
You're better than most Mei's I've faced, then.
>>339487976
>>339488202
>>339488089
>>339488383
this
I never let the whole 5 seconds go
I always break it early around 2-3 seconds then immediately ice wall directly in front of me
95% of the time it takes them by surprise and I can just escape quickly without having to deal with McGay trying to stun me.
or if my ult is up, i just immediately drop the ult as soon as the ice wall is up. so it's break the shift -> immediately ice wall -> immediately ult
by the time the Ice wall goes away, Mcfaggot is already frozen solid on the other side and I just casually ice pick his head and continue on my merry way
Someone saved the final fix version of this pic from yesterday thread? the one that without that comma before the "first"?
>time to read by 8 pm!
>that's how you get to knight
>>339487549
>Be Trashmouse
>See a team mate being harrases by a Tracer
>Got some damage on her and she recalls
>Quickly leg it and lay a trap where she'll pop up again
>It lands
Eclvery Tracer since then has become unpredictable shits and it makes me mad.
>>339488187
With Widowmaker already existing any other sniper is doomed to be outclassed
>>339484984
Reddit is here
Why is this allowed?
>>339488623
Next you're gonna tell me Americans are all British because they speak English.
>>339488893
It comes with price.
>>339485092
pretty sure it means "holocaust was a lie" in german
>>339488623
>Swiss woman fluent in German =! Dressing up/Impersonating Hitler
I'm American and I know a decent amount of Spanish, but I'm not gonna dress up as Pancho Villa
>>339488907
They SPEAK german.
>>339488673
>implying Soldier 76 needs some stupid medic
Lmao
He just uses his nanomachines to fix himself
>>339488673
Literally 2 seconds in Paint.
>Hear an ult go off
>Drop Lucio's ult
>People die anyway
I couldn't save them
>>339488893
Because faggots that want to change a literal aryan angel into a shitty devil girl deserve to be punished.
>>339488623
>Swiss isn't a language
>here is an image of the 4 national languages of Switzerland, none of which are Swiss
???
>>339488981
How is she dressing up like a "german"? You do know that a lot of people just have the same customs right?
>>339488673
someones should make some metal gear/big boss edit of soldier 76.
he's pretty bland but i love the fallen hero now underground vigilante gimmick.
>>339488893
honestly Mercy's default skin is her best skin. Dunno why you'd want to change it.
>>339488893
>Lipstick is in the wrong costume
Fuck this shit.
>medic
>right to treat whomever they want first
LOLNOPE.AVI. They literally take an oath to treat the worse patient first
>>339489108
I never said it's a language.
>>339489061
At least we tried brother.
>>339489108
It´s basically a dialect of german. Some of it is actually pretty hard to understand if you only speak standard german (Hochdeutsch).
>>339488673
>>339489059
dat one piece style of crying
>>339489160
I like the green one cause green's my favorite.
>>339489153
>female Soldier 76
I'd fuck hergently and lovingly, she's been through enough.
>>339489059
Thanks anon, and yeah, i am lazy.
>Get a ten player kill streak using mercy pistol and have a flawless payload carry
GG 2 ez Mercy is fun
>>339487252
Anyone who is not a Retard would either put up a wall or just end ice block, i mean did you just stand there lookin at the ice block doin nothing?
>>339489160
This. Her recolors are pretty good but she has the worst legendary skins in the game.
>>339489181
This
Atmosphere of the comic is ruined by the stupidity of the artist. This is why you need an actual writer and an actual artist, not one or the other.
>>339489061
>Hear and ult that I won't be able to protect them from
>Tell everyone to gun it and pop a speed boost
>Come back with my ult
HUEHUEHUE
>>339489408
>Anyone who is not a retard
>Pubs
>Not retards
Come on, now.
>>339489468
it's a cute two panel drawing someone did for fun
>it's we're all soldiers now episode
We got rekt hard, but that was pretty fun.
For the longest time, I thought Lucio healed with his gun. Like, I'd be "shooting" at my teammates like an idiot because I thought that was what was giving the heals/speed boosts. i only just recently realized it was a passive boost
>>339489235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nhv1GVYPh3o
>>339489181
Well, change the text to say that soldier is the one with worse injuries in that moment.
>>339485714
I wannafuck mercy
>>339487393
They all took the bait. Good job.
>>339489558
Fun fact: brazilians love Lucio. They have one complain, though: he never says "hue".
>>339488623
>Romansh is an official language
>with 0.5%
Why even bother?
>>339486971
dunning kruger is running fucking rampant in this game, ranked can't come out soon enough to oust who the shitters are
Irish hero when
>>339487252
>mei goes block
>throw special
>the cunt thinks she's smart
>I already started charging
>we are going to valhala together
>pin her and hit a few of her teamates
killed 5 guys at once like this
>>339482501
>shadman
he does so much wrong with his "art"
>>339488018
Didn't WW1 start because someone got shot in the face?
>>339489856
>"You guys fucking suck"
>"shit team" in general chat
>leaves the game
>we win
>>339482501
>analwatch
>Route 66 defend
>pick Reinhardt
>no one picks a support
>a fucking Hanzo says "do we really need a tracer" when we have a Widowmaker on our team
Fucking Hanzos.
>HEROS NEVER DIE
>DIE! DIE! DIE!
>>339490090
Why are snipers just always the worst
>>339481439
What does she actually say though?
>5 genji enemy team
>They're all flipping around spamming MADA MADA
>>339490158
JA RAW TEE
>>339490198
Helden sterben nicht!
>>339487512
>The Swiss speak German.
Well.
"German".
>>339490090
why does hanzo even exist? scouting is nice but even widow has SOME close range capabilities, not to mentiom THAT CUNT MEI does 190 DAMAGE with her alt fire anyway
>>339485351
Sorry to break this to you but Zenyatta's heal orb disappears after a few seconds if he loses LOS. The only thing he has above the other two is damage
>>339490231
best hero desu
>>339490032
>Toblerone picked on a payload map
>Someone complains he'll be useless
>Everyone else goes with it and supports him to see how this will turn out
>He is our most helpful player and the reason we won without much hassle
Always surprised what can happen in this game, except whenever I see two Widowmaker.
I just feel like giving up at that point.
>>339487916
Is Lucio's mobility really "insane"? He's faster, sure, but the wallrunning seems to have limited use.
>>339490330
>THAT CUNT MEI does 190 DAMAGE
guy in that overbotch vid is wrong actually; Mei's Ice Pick alt only does 150 damage
>>339490581
LEWD
>>339490684
still enough to one shot zen and tracer
Mei is fucking OP garbage and needs to be nerfed
>>339490090
>>339490158
snipers never realise how useless they are because there is a high possibility of them having good numbers on the score screen
>>339490330
sonar arrow only has 12 seconds cooldown.
his arrows are pretty good from mid to long range and scatter arrow fucks things up real good.
his ult is shit though and you're probably right about widow being better.
>>339490552
he's the fastest hero even without speedboost and he is hard to hit when wallrunning, he can push you back just in case and while doing all that he keeps regenerating health.
>>339490581
>guy is not black
>rank ~50
>losing team just leaves
>everyone put back to searching
i hope blizz does something about this
>>339481439
Can you faggots keep it to a few threads thanks
Can't believe there are this many SHITFAGGOTS players of this ultra casual trash
>>339490098
YUP.
Poor winston :(
>>339490552
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVQY9Xcm41A
>>339489929
but why tho
>>339489681
I didn't know he could deflect so much shit
>>339484984
Nice blog faggot
>>339485413
I have one for Junkrat that just yells out "RIIIINNNNNG" so I bound it to V and just spam it as much as I can.
Pharah a QT
Mercy a QT
(QT)^2
>>339489397
>heal the soldier 76
>he can't aim for shit
>just switch over to gun and start killing
>he drops his health pack to save me
Great teamwork
>>339491147
>Widowmaker potg
>>339485092
HEAD AND SHOULDERS!
>>339489672
On the topic of retards not understanding Lucio, is it just me or does his aura not affect any team mates which are located at a different height, i.e. on a balcony above you or something like that?
>>339490581
2LEWD4ME
>>339485413
>Tracer being a bitch
>freeze her
>emote "Hello"
>punch her in the cunt
>she sees all this on killcam
>>339491183
At least 80% if not more of that video is just him fucking about in ways that are not useful at all during a game.
I wanna nerf D.Va ;_;
>>339490158
Because they are usually played by the people who don't understand that OW is an objective and team oriented game.
>>339491374
It requires line of sight. If you wanna heal someone on a balcony jump up and down a bit.
>>339491401
What kind of emotions is this face trying to convey?
>>339491528
Torbjörn, ready to fart!
>>339481439
>play almost exclusively as mercy
>literally the deciding factor in some matches
>will never get recognition from play of the game because it doesn't give a fuck about support classes
Truly an unsung heroine.
>>339490349
That certainly explains why I always had such abysmal numbers with him.
I speak German so understand all of Mercy's lines
But I wonder what all the babble D.Va says. I don't know any Korean despite having watched Brood War streams for years from Korea
>>339491686
Nah m8 4+ revs = POTG Mercy
>>339491625
>those fucking faces
>>339491625
Those fucking faces though
>>339491408
Well the person asked why Lucio's mobility is "insane", not whether or not its useful in combat.
>>339491706
>>339491438
>D VA's REEEEEEE voice line when getting shot
>>339491625
>bum tickley faces
>>339491147
>they accidentally shot the wrong ape
>>339491706
>I speak German so understand all of Mercy's lines
Well aren't you fucking special.
>>339491546
Thanks
>>339491686
I've gotten it once as Mercy, never as Lucio.
You can't really complain about not getting recognition when people vote for healers just for existing.
>Get 3k healing, a shameful low number
>Epic!!
why commend me for that shitshow
>>339491652
Torb POTGs are always the best
>>339491706
I speak French, so I understand all Widowmaker lines.
>>339491686
Only way to get potg as Mercy is to rezz a shitton of them at once.
And even then you will just have everyone getting mad at it because they think it doesn't deserve a potg
Why does Zenyatta have to be made of wet paper? I really love his design and play style but he just dies so fast.
>>339489670
>everyone going Pharah and Tracer and alternating between both for the entire match
THE CAVALRY RAINS FROM ABOVEWe didn't even manage to leave the spawn
>>339489094
>>339489160
I got Imp in a loot box. I just put it on because I assume some are jelly of it
>>339492020
I speak Russian, so I understand all Zarya linesWell, most of them, her accent is really bad
>>339492065
>press q
>get potg
>WHY DIDN'T MY Q GET POTG? :^(
>>339492078
Because hes a long range healer/dps hybrid.
>>339491959
Lucio seems to get it when bumps 2+ people off the map at once. Or uses his barrier in middle of fight and gets insane ammount of assist through it, but i think i saw that just once. The first case is fairly common tho.
>>339492020
We can tell that you're a frog, wanna know how?'Cause your English sucks ass
>>339491207
when you hit someone with the charge they get thrown around, usually when you pin someone and charge towards a bottomless pit and then hit cunts they will probably follow you on the way down
>>339492119
my point was more that Mercy potg is pretty boring and even if you get it no one will think you significantly contributed and get mad because they thought their 4-kill high noon would show up
>>339492020
No one cares ahmed
>>339491550
getting fucked in the ass
>there's people in this very thread who don't know at least three languages
>>339492110
I speak Portuguese, and Lucio says absolutely nothing in the language at any point so it's utterly pointless.
>>339492119
>implying
I flew into a hill, rezzed 3 people, and capped it, all during overtime to win the match...and potg was Bastion firing in turret mode at the beginning of the match.
>>339492287
I'm sorry you were forced to learn english to survive while I got to spend my time on more valuable things like masturbating
>>339491995
>KillerKillerOfThe34
(District in Paris)
Bro.
>>339487791
this
>>339492094
I got the one that makes her a Viking, muh dick
>>339492201
Sure bra. Sure.
>>339487680
IT ANGRES ME THAT SHE DOSEN'T HAVE A SWISS DIALECT IN THE ENGLISH VERSION
>>339492020
I took two years of it so know some of it, but the ones she says very quietly while sniping I don't understand, mostly because II'm concentrating on sniping, and they're so quiet
>>339491147
No wonder he was taking care of it like it was his own.
>>339492287
Thags because in addition to their native languages, Europeans must learn English to communicate with their American betters and Arabic so that they can understand the Imam's fatwahs.
>>339492527
So why aren't you learning Spanish and Chinese then?
>>339491995
>volskaya defend
>set turret in that house facing the first point
>enemies are pushing, i die
>ress, press Q
>potg is me running from the spawn to the point while the kills are just flowing in
Such potential.
>enemy mccree plays smart, pops in and out, tags squishies from distance, uses time of day at elevation and behind the line and pretty well hidden
>teammate mccree switches between trying to snipe like a widow and just randomly spamming fans everywhere all the time, constantly uses time of day in the wide open areas of the map and never gets through IT'S
How can one be THIS shit at such an easy character?
>>339492434
>got both the devil and the Valkyrie skin
>friend always asks why I'm not picking the devil skin
Dude, put your dick back into your pants and play the game instead of wanking it to my character
>>339492580
Because Trump will put a stop to all that nonsense.
>>339491183
this is cool but if Lucio seperates himself from his team he's useless
>>339492637
Mexicans maybe, Chinese? Fat chance
>>339481667
I still don't know what Zarya is saying, what the fuck is she saying?
>>339492701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1pVyoITR3o
>>339492350
Hey, atleast he needs to lead his mouse and find suitable spot. Way more than reaper, hanzo, mccree and others.
>>339492790
is this the guy who was reviewing the new Doom
>>339484984
are you autistic or something?
>>339489929
What game is this trailer for?
>>339490032
>>339489856
>level fucking 81 player yesterday
>he has his buttbuddy saying how he's a game tester for blizzard
>he goes offensive bastion
>they lose horribly
>blames his team
