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Winky face!
>>339451940
Why is she so cute bros?;)
>>339451940
I would give her face my winky, if you know what I mean.
I want to marry D.va!
>>339452379
What's your APM? She probably won't even acknowledge you exist unless it's over 500.
>>339452695
I don't even have the game and I want to wife her. waking up spooning her every morning
I want to rape D.va!
I want to my dick in her vangina if you get my what I am saying
>>339452695
I love her!!!
>>339453064
what a slut
>>339453273
Don't be so rude!!
Say sorry!!!
>>339452695
I'll plunge my putrid penis into her petite pink pussy at least 600 times per minute
>>339453401
She needs an idol type kind of skin.
Oh the amount of people that buy lootboxes would go up if that happened (and after they buff D.Va)
>>339453639
D.va really needs a buff. It feels like shes alright at a lot of different things. Like high mobility to get close but popcorn guns and a head hitbox the size of other heros' torsos means she gets torn apart in CC. She doesnt have to reload and has a good armor pool but she has no range and slows down to fire, making and range attacks impossible while also making her even more of a target.
Its a shame that out of MEKA she's more of a threat. Just give her the pistol in MEKA and remove the giant head and she's fixed.
>>339452379
she would never marry you since she loves mei
>>339453470
You'd have to thrust 10 times every second. If you could really pull that off, I'd think she'd make an exception.
>>339453401
Thumbnail makes it look like she has a camel toe.
>>339453401
Do you have a pic of her Junebug skin?
PORKED
>>339453925
Mei is a fat pig. The only true shipbesides meXD.vais 76XD.va.
Girls crushing on older men is the purest form of love.
>>339452379
I wonder what her sweaty butt smells like haha
>>339451940
Race-mixing with DVa!
>>339454220
I want to have A MILLION babies with D.va!!!!!
>>339454286
Back the fuck off!!??
why the fuck do the only good threads on /v/ keep getting deleted
>>339454220
>>339454286
Go back to tumblr shitskin mongrels.
>>339454417
NEVER!!!!;)
>>339454541
Well I can't really blame you for that, look at that cute little fucker.
>>339454509
>shitskin
>Implying white men don't want to breed with asian women and make the perfect race.
EL OH EL
>>339454663
Asians aren't shitskins they are honorary Aryans, so is dva.
I just assumed when anon said racemix it meant he was not white and not Asian since that's what I automatically think of since I'm not racist to Asians.
Know what I mean?
>>339454634
So cute!!!
>>339454856
This is some weird thought process but I'll forgive it.
As long as we agree that she is the cutest, and best. pls buff D.va.
>>339454663
>gook
>perfect race
>>339454969
She does badly need buffs.
So does meifu
>>339454856
>gook
>honorary aryans
NEVAR FORGE THE RAPEE OF RANKING
>>339455030
See
>>339453874
Mei needs nothing
>>339453639
I'd pay really good money for pic related as a skin
>>339451940
What's the point of this character? her face and voice acting sound annoying as hell and her design is nothing special
>>339454663
>white men
>perfect race
>when 90% of you are bronies, faggots, and cucks
That's a good joke anon.
>>339454045
DELETE THIS
>>339455145
Schoolgirl D.va cant happen. Too many dicks would be annihilated.
>>339455170
>Not liking MEKA
The rest is opinion but this is wrong
>>339455115
>Mei needs nothing
Yes she does, she's actually picked even less than dva is.
I want D.va to cuϲkold me while I pay for her dates!
>>339453874
Diva either needs tighter spray on her guns so she can midrange, or higher damage and wider spray so that she dominates close range.
Like, the defense matrix a great skill but it requires you with your team to maximize use.
But if you're with your team, you can do fuck all damage wit your guns.
But she also has boosters which facilitates rushing people down, but now her defense matrix is essentially a "We both stop shooting for a moment" button.
I say tighten the spray and have her be more of a tank for her team than whatever the fuck she is now
>>339455170
koreaboo, finally some kpop gorean gaymer g
fighting evil, this never done before, me feel so proud
>>339455223
And the remaining 10% rules the world
>>339455223
>90 percent
Either you're an /r/Asianmasculinity butthurt fag or a nigger
Maybe even a smelly spic
>>339455281
This. I want to be tied up and forced to watch her get raped by some Japanese monkey like her grandma was.
>Play as D.va
>Widowmaker calls me a kid
O-ok...
>>339455257
>Not liking MEKA
It's like you never watch anything mecha related before, fucking shit mech design
>lel slap pink bunny on it so cute
>>339455257
But anon
Shes already anime as fuck, the cycle needs to be complete
>>339455272
NOTHING
>>339455223
And we're still not niggers, feels good man.
>>339455223
>>339455281
Example 1
>>339455339
>wanting to rule a world full of cucks and faggots
you can take it
>>339455362
From Yurop fucboi
>>339451940
Wait that's supposed to be a winky face? I thought she just had something in her eye.
>gook character is a plastic kpoop girlgamer
>japanese characters are handsome cyborg samurai ninja archer
Man, i feel pity for the korean. They literally has no culture
>Ah Gee ah Gee ah!
>>339455494
>Europe
>Criticizing anyone
>>339455549
> I thought she just had something in her eye.
Plastic suregery
She has Style
She has Grace
She has a Winky Face
>>339455424
Pls anon i like my dickonly if MEKA gets a skirt too
>>339455494
White people aren't cucks and faggots
Liberals are
>>339455391
It's nothing personal
>>339455362
struck a nerve?
>>339455642
>>339455281
Uh.... Can we talk about how the curvature of her spine is impossible?
That's problematic.
>>339455494
Sandnigger then
>>339455602
>that image again
Inb4 100 replies
>>339455170
She's obvious waifu bait for /v/
A gook weeb who acts cute
>>339455642
lel generic animu design #12671387214 but this thing is corean now
>>339455602
Got dammit
>>339455707
refer too
>>339453874
Anatomy isnt real. That highlight is still the worst of all of hers besides the default desu.
>>339454147
Casual 76 is goat
>>339455223
we have evolved so far that we can start indulging in that trash and still be pulling the weight of the world.
>>339455858
Purest love
>>339455602
>>339455763
It's not cute it just annoying, especially her voice acting. My god, whenever i heard NERF THIS i feel my urge to kill rising. It's a good thing that every dva main faggots play like absolutely trash
>>339455909
>we
>>339455858
>>339455941
Isn't 76 like missing the lower part of his face?
>>339455941
>generic couple
>role: cliche
>>339454147
>>339455941
76 would be more of a father figure to her then a lover
Pic related is best ship
>>339454663
This picture fucking triggers my lore autism.
She's the representation of the well known 'gurl gamer' personality, not a damn engineer gook.
>>339455998
No he just uses it to cover some scars and hide his identity. No evidence that he is seriously mutilated.
I've never met a good or a bad Dva player
They're all mediocre
>>339455941
>Cliche 76
>D generic anime #12562315 VA
>>339455603
>not laughing at the joke that is your dying race.
>m-muh feminism in vidya games
Holy shit kill yourselves already
>>339455909
>we have evolved so far that we can start indulging in that trash
Example 2. At least he's self aware maybe you oter faggots should give in and start sucking the nearest brony off in your shit-smelling city
>>339456063
>controls the fucking mech that saved her entire country
>not an engineer
>>339456046
Purest love is D.va having a crush on a fatherly 76. THIS IS FACT!!
>>339456069
>No evidence that he is seriously mutilated.
Well, he was exploded in the same explosion that led to Reaper becoming Reaper.
>>339456089
Thats because D.va is only good for being cute.
>>339456089
The only thing they can do is "NERF THIS" into the base and die
>>339452876
Sauce?
>>339456174
Reaper became undead when Mercy fucked something up and made him immortal IIRC. Isnt there a storyboard of 76 putting on his mask and he clearly has an intact lower face?
>>339456140
>>controls the fucking mech that saved her entire country
Well, thankfully the Jap raped the gook so dva can be born to save her raped victim country
did someone say winky face?!
>>339456260
>Reaper became undead when Mercy fucked something up and made him immortal IIRC
That was when she was trying to save his life after he and 76 blew each other up.
>>339456140
>being a pilot means you can fix a plane
ok
>>339456046
Junkrat's already taken anon
>>339456341
Do you think D.Va shitposts about her grorious homeland and how Hanzo and Genji are red button cockroaches
>>339456360
Yeah. I dont think 76 was as damaged as Reaper, considering Reaper had to become Reaper in order to survive while 76 was able to get away fairly quickly since he went MIA right after.
>>339456156
>Purest love is D.va having a crush on a fatherly 76
What is this shipping come from? because they're both cliche and generic?
>>339456046
>implying PharahxMercy isn't the best ship
In-game and out!
Who does D.va get shipped with? I want my lemon fic to be accurate to the lorehahfjsdhalu4
>>339456435
>being the pilot of a vehicle that saves your fucking country
>not knowing anything about it
>>339456436
Das gay
>>339456491
Becuase its CUTE, CUTE, CUUUUTE!!Also I wish i was as cool as 76
>>339456456
Probably, i bet she's still screaming about muh comfort women too
>>339456436
Junkrat is not gay
>>339456456
Definitely
>mfw Canada
Canada a best.
>fanfiction and /r9k/ the thread
Make a general guys :D
Guys, eveyone knows the true OTP is Zarya and Torbjorn.
They can bond over their mutual hate of omnic scum.
Everyone else are dirty botlovers.
>>339456652
A
FUCKING
L E A F
>>339456697
So would bot lovers be democrats of republicans?
>>339456616
Neither is mercy but we see her shipped with pharah nonstop
>>339456456
>Do you think D.Va shitposts about her grorious homeland
Of course, all gook are so useless they must send a girlgaymer to protect them, what's a pathetic country
>>339456652
>>339456346
I RECOGNIZE THAT
THAT'S ARTIFICIAL GIRL 3
someone still plays that fucking game?
>>339456814
But slim healer girl and stronk soldier girl makes more sense then fat Australian and Australian
>>339456616
Would you a Junkrat?
>>339456529
>get pro gamer to become mecha pilot
>explain to him/her all combat controls and functions
>suddenly pro gamer able to repair it with ease
:^)
>>339456456
Pic related still makes me laugh
>>339451940
Mexican guy with a flamethrower and smoke grenades who flirts with Mei even though she hates him when?
>>339456814
>Neither is mercy
>Not married at 37
>korean character is a kpop gamer
>chinese character is a no name fat yeti
>japanese characters are honorable samurai cyborg ninja triple dragons
Man this game is so fucking weeb
>the moment when you realize you can launch your mech upwards and detonate it in midair
Honestly, D.Va is my best character and EZmodo for play of the game.
>>339457017
She's just waiting for Reinhardt to notice her
>>339456814
The only reason that's as popular as it is is because of game mechanics.
>>339456948
>get put into mech
>get sent out to fight armies and giant robots most likely 20x more powerful than him
>most likely knows tons of techniques in battle and how to handle the machine to her will
>most likely taken fuckloads of damage in combat
>go up against GIANT ROBOTS and win
>became famous because of the robot
>save entire country from robots
Yeah, I think she knows how to fix the god damn robot
>>339457001
>Korean
>talking about small cock
I never understand this
>>339457017
She is a healer and therefore a slut. Marriage means she is stuck with only one cock
>>339453874
The overnerfed her from the first beta where she was fucking unstoppable. You could literally jump into the enemy team and mow them down in seconds.
Mei needs nothing. Fucking nothing.
>>339455145
>>339455257
>>339457164
Why is korean so pathetic? they doesn't have anything other than a gaymer to protect their own tiny shithoer? :(
>>339457263
I want D.Va to be my flight attendant that helps me join the Mile High Club
>>339457164
>Can suicide bomb mech and call another down at will
Yeah, probably not
>>339457278
APM anon
she could probably do 50 fucking things in like 30 seconds
>>339457263
>that face
>that hands
>that fingers
>>339457217
>Mei needs nothing
>>339457263
Oh baby
>>339457217
Give her tighter spread on the guns and get rid of the head hitbox. HANZO STOP HEADSHOTTING ME YOU CUNT I SHOULD BE ABLE TO DESTROY YOU.
>>339457017
She's 37?
Damn...
>>339457263
>>339457338
>amp
ass pussy mouth? oh yeah she's an idol after all
>>339456069
>>339455998
>>339456174
Its still there
>>339457406
>dva player
>destroy anything
Well, she can destroy her own mech i guess, that's an achievement
It's so satisfying to dominate this little slut once youve inevitability destroyed her mech.
>>339457378
I don't care how many made-up stats you throw out, she's not getting fucking buffed.
>>339457473
With a sexy scar to boot.
Reyes got the shit end of the stick desu
>>339457532
>made up
Jesus Christ you're fucking stupid
>>339457424
Literally rectangle, QUALITY art right fucking here
Might be considered low tier to many but she's too fun to play as
>>339457089This is also a top ship, but you can't fly around with him like you can with Pharah
>>339457413
Medicine's pretty amazing, huh?
>>339456505
moar
>>339457167
"japanese have tiny penises" was an american psyops meme from the war.
>>339457378
The reason why she isn't picked is because comp play has become super rigid already.
You can only have 6 picks.
Out of a cast of 20+ that's not very man.
Some will just not be chosen, even if they're very good.
Mei absolutely wrecks tanks and fast characters like Genji.
But there's overlap with other characters.
If it was say, 10 on 10, then you'd see a Mei a lot more.
Small teams only the essential heroes are picked.
>>339457473
>>339456089
Why you gotta be that way man?
>>339455281
Greatest taste family.
Nothing would be better than to hold her hand as she gets railed mercilessly by a primal black bull.
>>339457579
Probably, but I'm not going to buy into someone's bullshit analysis of a game that hasn't even been out for a month. When actual competitive play comes out, then we'll talk.
>>339457727
Best ship
>>339457424
>dat shoulders
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk, i'm a gook and i still don't understand the obsessed of whitepigs for this girl. She's just a generic shounen anime cocky character both design and personality wise
>>339457725
Then why are there so many (far more than 6 with such a higher pick rate and Mei is literally last?
Nope. Not buying that at all.
>>339456616
I'm sorry Anon
>>339457447
>implying Jap idols aren't the notorious sluts
>>339457662
Give me a second.
>>339457727
S-stop this!
>>339456260
What's the story here? I can't find anything about what happened to Morrison or Reyes - I know who they become, but I don't know *why*.
>>339456089
>constantly make MVP and rack in golds and wins on D.Va
>not sure if I'm good or if everybody else is shit
>>339457823
They've been playing competitively since beta
>>339457841
>i'm a gook
All gooks have white fetishes. You won't understand.
>>339457717
But it's totally trueCondom companies do research on this in order to size a proper "normal". People will never ever buy a small condom, but condom too big will break. So condom companies need to size the regular ones to the average size so that the most amount of people have condoms that don't break and therefore will keep buying them from that company. Asians really do have tiny penises. Just a fact.
VIDYA GAEMS
>>339457881
So? i didn't say anything about the nips yet anon :^)
>>339457945
And I still don't care.
>>339458015
And korean has the smallest penis, the rest of asian bigger than them
Should I buy, play, and nolife this shit?
I played the beta and it really was not very fun - many one-sided games, poor/imbalanced map design, mostly boring heroes aside from my couple favs (that aren't suited to general gameplay), most people don't use mic, highly unskilled playerbase, etc.
What legitimate reasons are there for playing overwatch other than its popularity?
>>339457424
>>339457841
I dunno, man. I guess I just like the idea of spoiling my glorious white genes by teaching gook savages civilization
>>339455145
is that before or after plastic surgery? cute if before
>>339457902
Reyes and Morrison were the two fighting for head honcho position in overwatch. Omnic Crisis happens and Morrison is promoted and Reyes is put in charge of blackwatch and is pretty miffed. He then supposedly bombs the overwatch hq, mortally wounding himself to the point where Mercy had to try and revive him and he ended up immortal. In the bombing Morrison got hurt but managed to slip away, but the world presumes him dead. He takes the alias of Soldier 76 and wears a mask. Thats about the gist of it.
>>339458146
None, go back to your Japanese harem games.
>>339458071
Lmao people say dva needs buffs (true) but act like Mei is good
Deluded
>>339457017
When the Christmas cake becomes that moldy, not even sewer rats would want a bite.
>>339458146
It's a fun game to play with friends.
And the only other options you've got for FPS on PC is CSGO and Battlefront.
>>339458146
>What legitimate reasons are there for playing overwatch other than its popularity?
I have some friends to play with, but even they're starting to get bored and they used to be so hyped for this crap
>>339458146
The full game is essentially exactly the same as the beta, don't buy it if you didn't like the beta.
>>339458015That was also American psyops. They wrote "Normal" on the "Large" boxes of condoms they shipped to Japan to make Japs feel insecure
>>339455602
I hate you.
I'm thinking of buying this because of the waifus, should I?
>>339458146
It sounds like you didn't enjoy it so why do you have to ask us if you should play it? Don't play it. There is nothing wrong with not liking a videogame. The last thing anybody needs is for you to get buyers remorse over it for no reason and add to the shitposting
>>339458225
>Japanese harem games
Well, they has better characters design than overwatch for sure
>>339457662
>>339458250
37's the new 20, anon, she's just saving herself for Pharah.
>>339458237
I didn't say she was good, I said she didn't need to be buffed.
>>339458256
This game is best played in short spurts. A game or two at a time, preferably with friends. I really akin it to Super Smash Brothers more than a MOBA.
People are starting to get bored only because they play it way too much. There's just not a lot of depth to this game to warrant that amount of time spent. TF2 is no better. I don't see how people have thousands of hours in that ridiculous game.
>>339458375
>I'm thinking of buying this because of the waifus, should I?
Why, just watch anime or VN
>>339458250
>His cake isn't kept fresh with nanomachines
>>339458426
/u/ got a hold of this game quick it seems
>>339457909
What is the max level?
>>339458172
I'd rather dedicate my life to spoiling D.Va and treating her like the goddess she is
>>339455391
Who are YOU calling a child?!?!? XO
>>339458237
Pubstomper at the least, people just ignore her while she CC's an entire team instead of shutting her down the minute they see her.
>>339455602
cunt
>>339458250
If she looks that good and is an Aryan supergoddess, then who cares?
German accents are my fucking weakness.
>>339458580
Ehh, realistically she seems more like the 'bro' type than someone I'd want to date.
>>339458573
There isn't one. You get new borders for your character portrait up to level 1890 but you still keep going up from there
>>339455941
>>339454147
what's the deal with these two and fanart. do they have some in game banter or something
>>339458526
The Tracer X Widowmaker didn't tip you off?
>>339456589
76 the second best father figure. Top dad still goes toRein.
>>339458580
>D.va come home from battle
>help her take off her sweaty suit
>undo her hair
>giver her a relaxing massage while complimenting her fighting
>you will never know this feel
Why are we here? Just to suffer?
BLACKED
>>339458771
>Why are we here? Just to suffer?
I'm here to laugh at you, so yes.
>>339458580
I'd rather bully D.Va's cute little girlcock
>>339457662
>>339458426
>>339458526
It's a great ship, there's nothing quite like floating around as a Mercy-Pharah pairing.Except maybe damage-boosting a Soldier or Zarya
>>339458817
BRAZILIAN'D
>>339458758
P U R E S T L O V E
U
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S
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L O V E
>>339458817
DELETE THIS NOW
>>339458817
Lucio is a manlet.
That's not even accurate
>>339458817
Fuck off you fucking faggot
End your life
>>339457001
>Korea insulting someone else about sucking American cock and having small penises
Not defending Japan but both those countries just make fun of each other about the exact same topics because neither of their cultures know what irony is.
>>339458907
Lol
>>339458905
Does he even have his own legs?
Does D.VA only say "I still love you" when she kills Hanzo, or does she say that when she kills other people too? So far I have heard her say that line twice, and both times were when I killed a Hanzo up close.
>>339458902
>purest love
76 is more like an awkward dad to her that she fawns over.
>>339458763
Rein is a cool grandpa, not a dad. He tells you his war stories and spoils you, while fatherly 76 would teach you life lessons and discipline
>>339458758
Its more likely those pictures are father/daughter than anything
anyone have that picture of her in shorts bending over a ladder with flip flops partially off showing her feet?
>>339451940
>tfw using japanese audio
>tfw all the female voices become bearable
>>339455602
faggot
>>339458817
>5'3"
Is she really being BLACKED if he's a manlet?
>>339458972
GIRL CRUSHES ON OLDER MEN ARE THE PUREST FORM OF LOVE. THIS IS A FACT.
Best couple
>>339458994
I got you familia
>>339458983
>tfw I have a grandpa that is still somewhat bulky at old age
>he acts exactly like Reinhardt and tells watt stories all the time
>>339458817
>People getting buttmad over this picture
Dumb weebs
>>339458983
76 would call you up if you haven't spoken to him in a little while and ask what's going on.
Then pretend he dialed the phone on accident. Phones back in the day used to be better. It's all the fault of these modern phones.
>>339458817Blacked meme aside thats a pretty cute picture
>>339459065
Widowmaker x McCree is better.
>>339457662
>>339458878
>>339459059
>not click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click
>>339455602
fuck you robert
>>339459141
You can't pair the two naughty ones together.
You have to have one pure and one naughty.
That's how it works.
>Soloq
>Pitted against not only an obvious stack, but twitch memers, who are 40 levels above me
Good matchmaking system.
>>339457874
They shouldn't be so cute together but they are
>Junkrat/Mei
>Junkrat/Roadhog
>Mcree/D.Va
>76/D.Va
>Lucio/D.Va
>Mercy/Phara
>Mcree/Phara
Anything else I missed?
>>339452837
This is depressing to read
We should all take a moment to appreciate D.Va's face markings. They are easily the cutest thing about her besides everything.
>>339457662
>>339459180
>>339459107
>Then pretend he dialed the phone on accident. Phones back in the day used to be better. It's all the fault of these modern phones.
That's prettyfucking cuteanon
>>339459240
>implying Widowmaker isn't pure at heart
>>339458817
>Lucio: Hana Song? Can I get your autograph?
>D.Va: Only if I can get yours.
I thought it was cute.
>>339455707
Its perfectly possible for most non obese, flexible people.
It just triggers unhealthy fucks.
>>339459273
>>Lucio/D.Va
DELETE THIS
MANLETS GO HOME
>>339457662
>>339459285
>>339459273Mercy/76
>>339459016
Muh nigga, bonus points if you understand what they're saying
>can't switch back because I forgot their English ult dialogue beyond High Noon and Nerf This!
I want to be widow's new husband! I want to make her new able to feel love again and not have to kill anymore!
>>339459107
Tsundad?
Post them!
>>339459289
>Pure at heart
That bitch is dead inside. Bet she would use up any gullible chump for a one night stand then giving them the boot. Confirmed HIV carrier just because she wants to leave the men her "calling card"
>>339457278
Their armed forces were completely annihilated by the giant Omnic-warbot. It would deal huge damage, get blown up, retreat to repair and analyze the way it was attacked, and come back stronger.
They cobbled together mechs with really strong close range firepower to be like a wasp to its human, gave it defense screens and boosters to get in close, and gave it a self-destruct ability so if the person piloting it failed and was about to die they could at least deal some serious damage to it.
D.VA was chosen because piloting the mech was easy as playing a video game, and D.VA was good at future Starcraft where you have to be able to anticipate the enemy's tactics and out play them. She is the only mech pilot we know of that actually survived the fight, but there might have been a lot more that died.
>>339458983
Reaper would be that uncle thats a horrible influence and nobody wants to be around
>>339459527
She's also cold as ice. Literally, her body temperature is lower than the rest of us; partially why she's blue.
>>339459527
>implying being dead inside isn't the purest state
She is completely untainted by petty emotions and base lust.
>>339459360
I'm 5'9" am I tall enough for dva?
>>339459545
So does this mean in the future we're going to draft CS:GO players to pilot mechs?
>>339459591
The Uncle that your dad hates but shows up to every family gathering and tries to tell you how awful your dad is.
