Why do Pokemon live under trainers if they're fully capable of understanding and speaking human speech?
they like getting cummies from their daddy
Because they have a domination fetish.
>>339445117
>Making another thread this soon
S&M fetish
Is OP's pic actually legit? Damn, I haven't seen the Pokemon anime since Diamond and Pearl and it's already becoming digimon.
>>339445117
It's a mutual relationship, both the trainer and the pokemon benefit from being a team.
>>339446901
It's a dream sequence.
Darkrai happened to be nearby, so Pikachu started having nightmares where all the Pokemon he travels with suddenly evolved and can talk, while the Humans can only say their own names. Pikachu was terrified the entire time; it was pretty funny.
>>339445117
They get fed Mentored and cared for. Its the easiest way for them to reach their potential and excersie their bloodlust without risking their lives.
>Fuck up and lose a battle
>trainer will fight unarmed through hell to get you to a pokecentre
>Fuck up in the wild
>Die
>>339448434
This. Gets em swole, gets them fed and in some cases score some pussy.
>>339449086
The only Pokemon I catch are female
>let's have children
Delphox's ear fluff would be gross and waxy and dirty and disgusting.
>>339445117
its more of a symbiotic partnership.
>>339449086
>>339452248
>implying you wouldnt be stuck cleaning that shit
Exotic creatures are a pain to keep but at least it can spew fire and levitate shit for you.
>>339452248
She'd clean it herself like a proper lady
>>339452060
Not with her.
>>339450261
Because you fuck them?
>>339445117
Simply because GF is too lazy to give any explanation for that
>>339453697
Because they smell nice
Only one correct answer.
>>339454291
For what?
>>339454459
For any/everything.
>>339453697
They're prettier if they're female
>>339454597
It is the best starter, I'll give you that.
Why are you on /v/ if you're fully capable of having a high paying job and be out doing things?
>>339456078
Education that's why
>>339456078
bruh
Because they're our slaves.
![squirtle-blastoise-brother[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Movnema.png "squirtle-blastoise-brother[1].png")
>>339445117
didn't this happen back in kanto
>>339454597
Even for sexual?
>>339456854
ESPECIALLY for sexual.
>>339456078
>implying I don't
don't project those inadequacies onto me famalam
Pokemon dont need to verbally communicate with Humans, they can do it just fine to each other
What Pokemon would you marry and impregnate?
>>339457752
Epsilon
>>339457752
Advil
>>339457752
>>339457752
>>339457752
Scolipede...
>>339457752
I can't decide.
>>339458476
At least you won't need to buy milk anymore, right?
>>339446196
>>339458476
MY MAN
>>339454943
>all girls are pretty
ebin
>>339446196
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJLhWRTPTNE
>>339445117
>Get fed and taken care of
>Get to scrap with more monsters, enjoying and growing from doing it
Just...
https://static1.e621.net/data/9a/2c/9a2c0221ecaf180f798c3c8ecc6f1711.png
Need...
>>339459674
Speak up, you're too quiet. Do you just needsome donuts?
>this thread
>>339461079
Why is he upset?
>tfw kemoket5 was full of pokemon stuff and you only managed to get one or two things
So how about them video games?
>>339462491
>upset
he's just tsundere
>>339446901
>already
8 years, top k'nex
What a tasty looking donut don't you think guys?
>>339446901
Kill yourself. Episode number 17 of the first fucking series had Pokemon talking with subtitles and it was ACTUALLY HAPPENING unlike this dream sequence.
>>339456854
especially
>>339457194
>not posting the whole thing
>>339464394
Is there a deeper meaning to this
>>339465131
probably that artist draws good anuses or something
>>339465131
you tell me
>>339445117
Because the anime in a different universe than the games, different canon. The anime is trash, utter garbage.
Only people who fetishize, personify, or otherwise use the pronoun "she" to descrive pokemon give a shit about the anime.
They live under us because in the games the vast majority of them, even the ones with high intelligence are still merely animals.
Knots aren't all that fun in real life, you know.
>>339467219
How do you know?
>>339445117
They don't speak human languages. That scene came from a dream.
>>339467328
I had to tie a bunch when I was a boy scout.
>>339468250
They can understand humans for sure, the question is why don't they bother communicating
What's going on in this thread?
>>339445117
Why doesn't every trainer have a Zangoose?
>>339466520
Goodra is Fe.male
Anyone else getting some de ja vu here or am I finally going senile?
Do you think pokemon lust for humans?
>>339458476
>Scolipede
wew lad
>>339469223
>de ja vu
I'VE SEEN THIS THREAD BEFORE
>>339469223
no this is literally the only time somebody has ever made a thread on 4chan saying they want to fuck pokemon
>>339469223
I'm sure it's just a mere deja vu.
>>339468971
Because they have a seviper instead maybe?
>>339457752
Luigia so thick
>>339457752
Delphox
>>339473909
What does she mean?
>>339474445
>she
They help each other reach new heights neither could on their own.
>>339474445
It's a he and he basically means "fondle my ballsack"
>>339469303
Do you remember Ash's Bayleef?
>>339469303
It's a pretty known fact that gardevoirs and their pre evolutions are obsessed with their trainers and want to be around them all the time.
So in a way yes, some pokemon lust for humans.
You guys are weird.
>>339475376
>where do you think you are.jpg
>>339475376
Slut
>>339457752
>>339457835
>>339457984
>>339458054
>>339458310
>>339458792
/v/ - Autism
>>339476984
I don't think they have any self awareness
This is advanced autism
>>339475089
That was a weird period in the show's life
>>339458476
>>339459034
>>339469320
You're sick. All of you are sick. Scolipede is my favorite pokemon. The 'pede is not for fucking. I hope poison touch activates and you go into toxic shock syndrome and die from trying to fuck this magnificent creature.
>>339476984
what do you expect from furfags
>>339478048
Actually I take that back, you three aren't the only sick ones, most of this thread is sick and should be purged, I hope to god none of you have pets.
>>339476984
>demotivator
>[Current Year]
>>339454943
But they are also weaker.
>>339475763
An all-American, wholesome image board.
>>339476751
Frillish are pure and innocent.
That's why they see no problem with dragging people down to their underwater lairs. They just want to share, but don't realize they're hurting them.
>>339478048
>not using Speed Boost Scolipede
>>339457752
It's cliche but I'm sticking with it
>>339445117
Parrots can understand and speak human speech, yet they still live under us.
Pokemon have a symbiotic relationship with Humans in that universe. The Humans bring them to their fullest potential, and the Pokemon protect them and offer camaraderie to the Humans.
