filename thread
>>339439547
>kicking the dog
Aren't you suppose to just whistle?
>>339439869
You're supposed to whisper.
fresh from last filename thread
>>339439869
Pretty sure when a dog is trying to rip your hand off you can kick it
>>339439547
I've gotten refunds on like 3 games in a week, what is this shit
Goddamn, that dog looked pretty chill at first what the fuck did that smurf man do?
>>339439547
>>339440224
untrained domestic animals are cunts
>>339440398
lol
>>339439547
Dogs are subhuman should've just shot it right then and there
>>339439547
>Reaching at someone else's dog, with known behavior problems, while it's not looking without letting it smell you first.
This guy is such a hack
>>339440916
>dogs are subhuman
>dogs are literally not humans
no shit. What's your claim to fame? Biology?
>>339439547
Source? I want to see more of this
>>339440956
That God alone let's me know all I need to about that dumbass. As some one who works with animals, that is the last thing he should have ever done. Especially since he would know the dog is fractious. This fucker is the dr oz of dogs
>>339441263
nigga that's the dog whisperer, carlos mencia
>>339439869
Golly gee this mutt is trying to tear my fucking hand off, what should I do?
>Whistle like a calm madman.
or
>Beat the shitter until he unhands my hand-dandy hand.
>>339440052
okay I really want to know what the fuck is going on here
>>339439547
It's so weird watching stuff like this
My pupper isn't even a year old and she's already 80 lbs, it's so easy to forget how badly she could fuck me up if she wanted to
>>339441473
it's a cigar. or...is it?
>>339440916
>Dogs are subhuman
BREAKING NEWS
>>339441293
As someone who also works with dogs, I disagree.
His methods work, but are outdated and archaic.
But, with some of the animals he works with, it's a decent option. Sometimes the sledgehammer is the correct tool for the job, especially if you have limited time.
>>339441526
not really, a human is a pretty tough animal. An adult male human can kill or maim a dog very easily. Even very large dogs aren't that bad, because they have very weak joints and back problems since dogs aren't designed to be that large.
Dogs are only a danger for children and women
>>339441526
The weirdest part for me is the fact it's a yellow lab acting like that. They're usually nice.
>>339440804
What is this joke from? I've seen at least 3 iterations of the cute anime girl with disjointed sexual expletives partially blocked out by her head. I think they all say the same thing as well.
>>339441719
>Dogs are only a danger for children and women
You have no idea what you are talking about.
Just wanted to let you know.
>Even very large dogs aren't that bad, because they have very weak joints and back problems since dogs aren't designed to be that large.
>I think every large dog is a great dane or Irish wolfhound.jpg
>>339440224
dog with severe food aggression issues.
some dogs are just fucked in the head. the family had to give it up.
>>339441329
you mean keyser soze
>>339441719
>he's never seen a german shepherd before
>>339441719
Say that to my face and not online and see what happens bitch
>>339441526
As long as you're not some weak faggot and don't let it reach your neck.
Hope you're not like 5 foot 5
>>339441712
>>339441712
They work in the very short term, and only help make an animal afraid instead of respectful. His methods are much more abusive than anything I would try. You definitely right about it being archaic. Thank God his show isn't on anymore.
>>339441890
how many adult men do you know that were killed by a dog?
usually all they do is big and shake for a bit and it does fuck all
>>339441719
I don't know, senpai, I think if she bit me with those teeth it would hurt pretty bad
>>339442030
That reminds me of one very, very fucking buff chihuahua I saw once.
I laughed for days
>>339441719
>I have never been outside: The post.
>>339441719
>the police, bane of niggers aka the biggest bois on the planet, use dogs because a normal adult can easily overpower a dog
yeah nah
stupid fucking doggie
>>339439869
>>339441931
>that qt asian with the fat ass
>>339442138
Of the 34 dog attack deaths in 2015, 59% of them were adult men aged 22-48.
28 of the deaths were from APBT, a medium sized dog.
>>339441719
go to bed Wikihow
>>339442214
>bane of niggers aka the biggest bois on the planet
yeah nah Americunt
>>339441719
Sif says otherwise.
>>339441693
kek'd
>>339441750
That guy is a professional dog trainer, he does a show where he re socializes abused animals. Poor Lab probably had an asshole owner.
>>339441890
Dogs are pack animals that only know how to rip and tear. They use each other to grab opposite sides of the animal and take it down. A dog on his own can't kill effectively. He can hurt and severely maim the prey but it's really the group effort that secures the kill.
>>339442214
Police k9 take down units use the dogs as a distraction. Much like dogs would use eachother in pack fighting. One dog continues to bark loudly until it provokes while the other two go for the legs and neck. K9 dogs are disposable.
>>339442419
Polynesians count as black in America. Gets them more benefits.
>>339442305
>APBT, a medium sized dog.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwm0OwqWvF4
>>339442432
WHO DIS
>>339442419
>being afraid of the 2 Polynesians on Earth
>>339440916
t. Ahmed
>>339441293
This.
>Reaches at dogs upper snout/eyes with hand on top when it's not even looking at you
>Not presenting hand with palm down below head to let it sniff you
I'd be pretty pissed if somebody just grabbed my face too.
>>339441431
>kicking the dog makes him stop biting
>>339441719
Dear god, you're oblivious to how strong those dogs are. My family has a pitbull, and that animal is just pure fucking muscle. Just playing wiht it you can feel.
If that dog wanted to kill someone, nothing but a bullet could stop it.
>>339442516
>K9 dogs are disposable
Literally not how they're treated.I raised a K9 unit dog once. He was a bro. Miss him.
>>339442516
>Dogs are pack animals that only know how to rip and tear
At the neck, casing death. Not only have dogs evolved to do this, but big cats also. It's a common hunting trait they never lose.
I could DEFINITELY kill a dog in a 1 on 1 fight. Yeah he'd probably gnaw on me a bit, I might even lose a couple fingers or something but dude, anyone can kick a dog in the face as hard as they fucking can and then bash it with a rock or any other number of usable items in your area.
Two dogs would change the game immediately but 1 on 1 a human should be able to kill a dog
>>339442540
>an outlier is representative of an entire breed.
Don't be fucking retarded.
>>339442676
I hate to say it, but Pit Bulls are justifiably a dangerous animal.
Huge sweethearts when trained right, like any other dog, but the consequences of poor training are much higher than any other breed.
>>339442516
>K9 dogs are disposable
Actually its the niggers they take down that are the disposable ones.
>>339442734
Just slam it on the ground with everything you' have. It fucks off.
>>339442558
>he don't know lmj
>>339442734
>but 1 on 1 a human should be able to kill a dog
The average person doesn't know how to deal with it rationally in the moment.
Just pitts kill someone roughly every 17 days in America.
A big dog is what? 100 pounds? I'd be more afraid of it shooting up a school
>>339442734
>I could DEFINITELY kill a dog in a 1 on 1 fight.
>>339439869
I will bite the dog back if I'm him.
>>339441526
>being a retard
A dog will not randomly turn on you for no reason unless you're an abusive and/or neglectful asshole to it.
>>339442878
Pitbulls killed a grand total of 28 people in 2015.
If you are anything but a totally inept noodle you can survive a dog attack
>>339440052
fuck. it was so simple. It took me a while.
>>339442824
t. police k9
>>339440398
>>339441902
Fuck off.
>Stranger comes into the home.
>Starts abusing you and fucking with your food.
>Everyone seems to be perfectly okay with him doing it.
>Get tired of his shit and chomp that fuckin' beaner.
>Taken away from my family and forced to live at his house where he abuses me daily.
The guy is a fuckin' nutjob.
>>339442964
the station nightclub fire was crazy
>>339442540
Ahh, looks like my old one. They can live pretty long too, mine lasted 16 years.
>>339441719
>implying a /v/irgin stands a chance to a fully enraged pupper
>>339442734
you don't fuck with the face when you're attacked by a dog, retard. they have a thick skull all around and pain will just cause them to bite harder.
you kick the unguarded part of their body aka the stomach. you can kill a dog that way.
ITT: a bunch of neckbeards who have never dealt with a truly aggressive dog in their life.
>>339442795
She's getting old by now, like 12 years. It's a very nice dog which never gave anyone trouble. But in the hipothetical scenario of it going on a rampage, yeah, it would be hell on earth. I remember playing with it once, and she was running around, i tried to stop her by using my feet (like you normally can do with normal dogs) and wew lad, it literally cut my feet from the sheer impact and made me limp for a whole day.
>>339443158
ITT: A bunch of people so convinced they are "beta" that they would die via dog
>>339443130
Whoever did this image is a god.
>>339443158
Well shit and you have? What'd you do, kill its owner? Took a dump on its doggy house?
>>339441263
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ihXq_WwiWM
>>339441719
>>339441890
>>339442004
>>339442030
>>339442165
>>339442181
>>339442214
>>339442346
>>339442428
>>339442676
>people thinking a fucking dog could kill a fit adult male
>baka
>>339442165
your dog is beautiful
>>339443385
i didnt say baka, love that fucking chat filter on "shake my head"
>>339443257
Fucking hell that ad is a solid 9/11
>>339443385
Bring it on bitch
>>339443507
Maybe don't talk nigger speak next time faggot.
>>339443550
viva dogo argentino
>people using statistics to defend how dogs can't kill us in a 1v1
Sharks attacks are also rarely fatal. Doesn't mean a fight with Great White is something manageable.
>kicking a dog
One kick won't do much. What you do is shove your hand into its mouth so it's only weapon is occupied. Then you grab the front leg or the neck and lift it up then smash it on the ground until it goes limp. Yes, your hand will be out of order for a couple weeks, but it's you who walks away, not the dog.
>>339443731
that's hilarious
even the fucking croc laughs before he proceeds to kill it
>>339443487
he could of compromised and made it YOU RE without the apostrophe. I agree, though. It looks cleaner without the apostrophe.
>>339443079
>have some psychological problems
>therapist comes to help you
>punch the fag in the face
>taken away from my family and forced to live at an asylum where they treat me
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>>339443731
Lmaoing at that filename 2bh f-ampai.
>>339443385
Pretty sure something like a pitbull would fuck your sissy bitch ass up
>>339443321
>>339443009
Well, except if its a pitbull.
>>339443961
Even then, you have to fuck up in some way.
A pit is still a domesticated animal.
>>339443385
If nobody came to the aid of the adult male being mauled then the dogger could probably kill him
But between the snarling and screaming somebody will probably come help.
Dogs are pretty ruff
>>339443961
lolnope, nice meme though. Only happens to shit pet owners (Mainly niggers).
>>339444117
KING_KONG.WMV
>>339443385
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4SNlbvsCss
>>339443507
>admitting to be new
Yeah summer's finally here yet again.
>>339444160
Fuck off I literally had an image saved to refute you disbelievers but i cant find it now
>>339444197
____ ____
>>339444197
Where are her bees?
>>339444249
SO CUTE!
>MASAKA!
>>339444307
>Coppelion.webm
>>339444249
why are americucks so fragile? I swear to god.
>>339444397
You seriously suck dick at the whole idea of filename threads. Kill yourself famalama
>>339444341
got a source for that?
>>339444286
>>339444160
>>339444054
>>339444286
And I've literally owned 3 of them over my lifetime, none of them randomly mauling me or any children.
One of them did manage to fuck up some coyotes and a neighbors aggressive dog that was attacking a friend of mine.
>>339444413
He's 62 and being mauled by two medium-large sized doggos
>>339442685
Police dogs are treated more like tools than they are like pets. Treating it like a pet can ruin the training and career of the dog. They are disposable, but it's not like the officers don't give a shit about the dogs.
>>339444509
>>339443358
>See the relaxation?
>Dog wrecks his shit
Top kek
>>339443953
You're killing me, anon.
Here, have a filename.
>>339444613
>>339444509
>Male
>Spay/Neuter
>No
those idiots
>>339444613
#NotAllPitbulls
>>339442674
>this triggered
Sticking your finger up its ass makes it stop too
>>339442674
The fuck else do you do?
>>339444613
>>339444509
Oh yes.
By far the most dangerous breed of dog.
Please see>>339442795
You fucking twit.
>>339443026
What is it
>>339444509
kek
i fucking hate pitbulls, only niggers like them
>>339442859
>lmj
P-please
>>339444531
Ah well that explains it.
>>339443358
Why did I laugh so fucking hard at this
>>339444509
>lol it just snapped i dunno lol
Shouldn't have been shitty niggers or white trash owners then.
>>339444763
3500+ cases is an "outlier"
PBDF in full force here defending their meme breed
>>339443026
HELP
>>339444613
>huskys
>3rd dangerous
i dont want to believe
>>339444413
>Him say tough shit in internet, but probably die in real case.
>>339444509
Life in Facebook is a huge lie. Life with that dog in the house could possibly be a nightmare and she would still talk about it like it was perfect.
They probably never put the dog in it's place. Women have that bad habit and it happens with small dogs all the time. The thing is, with big dogs, that shit becomes dangerous.
>>339444197
Who thought this was a good idea?
Better question: who keeps riding this attraction that isn't closed yet?
I'm so happy my dog isn't a cunt
I've worked with dogs before so I know this.
They're fucking assholes. They kept talking shit about everyone around the water cooler. Thank god one of them got the boot for sexual harassing a co-worker.
>>339444341
jesus christ he jumps high
i'm glad my gold lab is just affectionate and lazy.
>>339441948
Fuck, Samurai Jack was great. What ever happened to that new series thing?
>>339444808
Lia Marie Johnson
>>339444702
There is a filename joke somwhere in there.
>>339444867
An outlier in size, you literal moron.
Isn't it a bit past your bedtime?
>>339444970
Well, if you prefer the knot then it's good I guess.
>>339444613
Rottweilers are more dangerous per their portion of the dog population, but the two together are vastly more dangerous than any other breed.
>>339444875
>>339444924
You're... you're joking right? You can even see the shitty job they did photoshopping it around the bee cart thing's head.
>>339444890
Real case the dogs would be fucking limping the rest of their life if they had one after I was through.
t. certified badass in the eyes of wimpy amricans
>>339444509
Hey, if we're talking about shitty facebook posts as evidence, I've had a pitbull for over 10 years and he's done nothing but act like a giant baby.Except for the time he saved my life from another pit bull who jumped my fence when I was younger.
>>339445254
>t. internet badass.
At least show you picture.
>>339441346
I've been waiting for this!
>doggo
>pupper
>boi
When the fuck did twitter/tumblr speak become acceptable
>>339440052
Close, but he forgot the cigar.
The biggest problem is that people are convinced that an APBT is a beginner dog.
It's not. It's an aggressive breed that can cause serious damage and is only truly safe with excellent training.
It's not a golden retriever.
>>339441175
>two triggers
If the dog whisperer deals with really aggressive dogs all the time, does he know how to take one down? He's probably been attacked more times than he can count
>>339445469
I never understood the point of this game
>>339445457
I think Sleep tight, pupper had something to do with it.
>>339445427
>>339441346
>2023 minus seven
>Still thinks manly tears jokes are funny
>>339444702
Got a laugh out of me; thanks anon.
>>339444867
Under 7 percent is an outlier.
>>339445313
This is what I think happens: White trash and niggers get them because "lol big tuf mean guard dogggg", treat them like shit and then are surprised when they attack people or other animals.
I've had three over my lifetime, and I've seen just how much they can fuck shit up if they want to.
My last one took on two coyotes at once and was coming out ahead before I realized what was going on and got my gun.
Meanwhile my mexishit neighbors got one, left it chained up outside for a few years and it got loose, came up and attacked me and my dog.
Zero tolerance for that shit, so it got a bullet in the head.
>>339445552
You sly cunt
>>339445458
When Witch hunter become Dog hunter?
>>339445550
Fukken saved
>>339445469
Are these people retarded or something?
>>339445595
That's a game? how the hell do you play that?
>>339445734
23rd of October.
>>339445595
>>339445750
worse, it's a youth group
>>339440030
thats a great documentary
>>339443079
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojnJQnRplis
The dog was already food aggressive before the midget man got there actually.
>>339444751
>buzzword
Triggered about what exactly?
Kicking a dog is only going to piss the dog even more and cause more trouble for you.
>>339444757
The fuck do I know. Just don't throw a shitty kick at the dogs chest that is not going to help at all. Maim its eyes or something with your free hand or something.
>>339444879
That's because you don't really train Huskies. They either want to be around you or they don't, and there's no telling when they'll decide the relationship is over. They also hate other animals. They'll play nice with cats and small dogs while you're away, and then mutilate the fuck out of it once they think you can't respond in time.
They're a particularly intelligent breed, and very alpha-minded. They will always challenge your aythoritiy, and if they want to leave, they will. Once they decide they want out, they'll dig a 6 foot tunnel in about 20 minutes or chew through your walls and be gone, never to be seen again.
Huskies don't really give a fuck.
>>339439547
>Another filename thread
How long has the previous one lasted?
>>339445469
>white people
The embodiment of cringe.
>>339445803
Sauce on this?
>>339444879
Yeah now you'll have the lingering fear that one might bite your dick off when you try to fuck it.
>>339445839
Fuck. I was going to sleep but I guess I can make time and watch 1 hour of dog training.
>>339441719
>>339443385
Maybe because humans are intelligent enough to know all you need is some sort of improvised club to make the fight entirely one sided, dipshits.
You know, that quality that literally makes more evolutionary fit than all other life on the planet.
![[lesson 3].webm](https://i.imgur.com/hzrF1g9.jpg "[lesson 3].webm")
>>339445469
>average American whites
>>339443618
kys cuckshit
>>339445840
>I've never been bit by a dog before
They'll let go if you kick them hard enough.
>>339445803
What was this again? Zombie Holocaust?
>>339445907
Artist is Mark Powell
>>339445154
It's difficult to tell these days. Before you could scratch some cases as trolls, but now that Poe's Law is in full effect, I just don't know anymore...
>>339445750
Clearly they are. Half of them have wonky looking skulls.
>>339446037
10/10, meet me at w329 varrock and I'll give you 1k gp for that
>>339445948
10/10
>>339446079
Kid is fake, beeboat is fake, sign is fake.
>>339446040
Kisses to you too faggot
>>339446112
Very accurate. I'm satisfied with being Introductory
>>339445948
I get it, thank you so much anon.
>>339443487
>Fromsoft on Poise
>>339446052
Do you have any idea how strong of a bite a dog like a rottweiler or pit bull has?
>>339442674
Killing it will make it stop eventually, yes.
>>339446167
>average /v/ thread
>>339442674
>predator's ability to hunt and survive is threatened by an organism larger than it
>not running away
m8 have you taken a biology class
>>339446220
>>339446220
>try to do cool science fair project
>accidentally summon cthulu
>>339445469
I'll pick the jewish kid, his special seems to be double jump
>>339446332
>It's me! Uncle Frank!
>>339445859
Huskies are one of the few dogs that modern trainers still endorse physical force in training them.
There's a reason that sled drivers carry sticks, and it's not for bears.
>>339439737
story?
>>339446292
>kicks
>half-assed kicks at that
>killing anything
>>339446287
I dunno, around 120 kilos?
>not having big doggies to protect you from shitdogs
>>339441845
some doujin, obviously. not that hard to figure out.
It's also pretty obvious it's ebina from umaru-chan.
>>339445564
hahaha holy shit you're right
>>339446287
That wasn't a rottweiler or pitbull, but the concept remains the same.
>>339446220
Imagine if you did that in ancient times
Instantly made king or burned at the stake
>>339446468
>you will never own a tibetan mastiff
>you will never work an extra job just to afford the fuckloads of dog food but do it anyway because you love her
>you will never fall asleep on her
Look, I've been drinking idc I'm re doing my living room to show off my game collection. My friends are casuals so when they come over I'm the one to provide fun engaging coop/cool switch off games for them like super ghouls n ghosts or halo mcc. It's 11 55 pm and I'm only part way done.
Post ur rooms or projects to make it better or post constructive criticism.
Hate or not at least I have a goal.
In 2 fucking days I have a super famicom comming and I can't wait part of why I'm redoing this room
>just mod ur snes by cutting the tabs.
No fuck that, that snes is my original so no.
Also got all 3 megaman x games comming for sfc can't wait. Emulation sucks sometimes. I have a small apartment so space is key. Fuck all these dvds my fiancé won't get ride of them and it sucks
>you mean guy fiancé
No u asshole
Yes my pc has a stupid evga sticker on it and i was 16 deal with it. Ask me anything but more importantly post your battle stations or projects
The lighting looks very yellow and I apologies.
