>E3 2023
>bethesda's show
>everyone's waiting to see what todd "man who can do no wrong" howard to come on stage
>"since you the fans have requested it we've decided to deliver"
>the crowd waits in anticipation
>"we're very happy to announce fallout 5"
>crowd roars in applause
>people are shitting themselves in anticipation
>"we're happy to say that in this game you will play as a vault dweller"
>crowd losing their minds because of this announcement
>women are throwing their bras and wallets on stage
>all the men are now fully erect and crying tears of joy
>"with two joinable factions"
>the audience all literally lose their shit at the same time
>there's now shit everywhere
>people are sill applauding
>"we will also be including a voice protagonist with two choices in dialogue"
>the audience's heads collectively explode like in scanners
>fallout 5 sells about 200 billion copies on release day
>mfw
>>339428875
>200 hundred billion
jesus the birth rate's gonna sky rocket by the 2020s
I would not be surprised at the least
>>339429206
>implying every man, woman, and child won't buy 30 copies each
If Todd shows a new game at all:
>implying he won't show a shitted up TES game
Come on, you know the pattern by now. It's alternation between their two profitable IPs, with the occasional new shit sandwich.
Also, the tutorial zone will last three hours.
Also, the two factions will be reskin clones of one another, with "moral ambiguity"
TES VI to Skyrim what Oblivion is to Morrowind
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Yes I'm butthurt. Bethesda has fucked me in the ass with their shit games too many times. I only kept buying because I had hope before.
>>339428875
>"we will also be including a voice protagonist with two choices in dialogue"
Well, I'm glad they're gonna improve on Fallout 4's dialog options.
>>339428875
>there's now shit everywhere
>People on this shithole board still perpetuate le todd meme even though the marketers that were hired to make and deploy it are long gone
You fucking retards will parrot anything if it's repeated enough won't you?
>>339428875
don't forget
>also you can play as a woman!
>people start combusting spontaneously
thanks for buying
>>339431483
Realized this after being kiked in to buying Skyrim (or as I like to say buying Morrowind for the third time) by friends who claimed it was so much better than the others. Fuck Bethesda, all of their games are buggy trash and the company still can't get combat right after so many re-skins
>>339431684
>hired
I was one of the first todd posters and made a fair chunk of the oc. I just got bored of it once fallout 4 came out, but I'm ready to pick it up again.
If anything Todd is Godd is the marketed normie meam.
I don't even play or give a fuck about video games anymore, but I'm looking forward to E3 fun with /v/
