Why don't Pokemon talk in the main series?
Then it would be Dragon Quest Monsters.
>>339390267
To distinguish the difference between Pokemon and humans
Not all pokemon can be as smart as Meowth.
>>339390267
so they can't give consent so people can't fuck them
>>339390267
Because that would mean they can give consent.
That one Sinnoh folk tale is as close as you'll ever get.
>>339391730
>>339391935
Pokemon can already speak their own language and can understand humans so why can't they speak human language?
>>339392183
so they can't give consent so people can't fuck them
>>339392183
Poke language was always fucked. Each pokemon could only say their name, but somehow could speak to other types of pokemon no problem.
>>339392259
>>339391730
consent? drawings and bytes? really.
>>339392259
But what if they fuck people?
>>339390267
Does Mr.Mime deliberately not speak, or is he biologically incapable of sound?
![Mr..Mime.full.1507381[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hndAFMq.jpg "Mr..Mime.full.1507381[1].jpg")
>>339393159
He says "Mr. Mime" all the time. It's like you never watched the anime
>>339390267
A lot of them say their name repeatedly, and that makes it a lot easier to remember them
>>339391661
You mean listening into a speech class while beaten the fuck up?
I want a Pokemon wife
>Pokemon in the anime just repeat their stupid name forever
Why didn't anyone think this was fucking retarded. Even as a little kid I thought it was fucking stupid.
It makes the pokemon look less like """""creatures""""" and more like autistic retards.
>>339392259
If they can't consent to sex, then how can they consent to fighting?
>>339394674
Braixen just wants to be a magical Delphox girl
>>339394383
They didn't do that originally and still don't in the games.
It was a weird marketing decision to get people to learn the names.
>he isn't learning pokemon to speak with his pokefu directly
fucking gardes
>>339394853
Fuck. Now I can't get the image of some fat, sweaty Poke Fan who wants to seduce his Gardevoir by constantly shouting his name out of my head.
>John. John John John. John?
>Gardevoir?
>John, John John!
>>339396040
Please show me the rule that states this.
>>339391661
Actually, Legendaries understand and speak human speech very well.
Not all of them but still a great deal.
>>339393351
>Dfw a mr.mime has been pegging ashes mom for years now
>>339390267
It's better as a Mysterious Dungeon thing anyway.
Pokemon talking and being badass by themselves without a trainer is a better idea than it lets on.
>>339396745
I'm ashamed.
>>339397026
No, you've got ok taste.
>>339390267
It's a marketing ploy to hammer the names of the Pokémon into the kids heads so that they can be remembered, and thus marketed easier.
I for one think it's much cooler when the Pokémon sound like actual animals. And I'm not talking about some voice actor growling into the mic, I mean real animals.
>>339398095
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adFPJOLB-fc
>>339394383
It fits them more to me, especially in Pokken. Guess I'm just used to it at this point.
How would Pikachu sound in the anime if it didn't say "Pika pika" all the time?
>>339396745
Rate me
>>339398450
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTWI_k7jhC8
>>339398450
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ay1EwgOdscw
>>339396745
She looks far cuter as a Braixen.
>>339398762
Did she find his porn?
>>339398507
Post-Teckwork tier
Ever since he stopped the Weavile trains come towards a heavy stop. Not even Pokken could revive it.
>That one where the Malamars are just straight up evil and want to turn the world into a nightmare location
Was pretty fucked for a Pokemon episode.
>>339398998
And people say there aren't evil Pokemon
>>339394674
Who says they don't consent?
>>339392497
Pikachu has at least some consistency in its speech in the anime. For examle, when referring to Ash, it always says "Pika pi".
Someone post the Goodra one.
>>339396745
The one you just posted.
>>339394383
>>339394845
>Kingler going COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE
I thought that was even dumber.
>>339399230
Which one?
>>339399361
Braixen.
I want to marry him.
>>339396745
Nidoqueen
>>339399329
That's what its in-game cry sounds like too.
Whoferalhere?
I'm at least glad to know you nerds grew out of the gay-ass blue dog with a spike on it's chest.
>>339399540
Yo post those gifs. You know the ones.
furries are retarded and self-destructive.
>>339392183
>>339392497
>>339393159
>>339393351
Maybe I remember wrong but isn't the whole
>Each pokemon can only says it's name
Something that only the English dub does?
>>339399143
>>339398762
>>339397719
>>339396745
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>>339399936
I would if I had them on me.
>>339400084
Yes, and?
>>339400084
Mine is a female wife
>>339400075
They do the same thing in japanese too.
>>339399787
reporting in
>>339399992
I agree but there is a difference between furry and outright beastiality.
>>339400135
what are you, gay?
>>339399992
Yep. What else is new?
>>339400135
what is >she hiding beneath that fur dress?
>
>>339400576
>hypnosis edit
nice
>>339396745
>>339396745
Does human-like egg group imply what I think it implies?
>>339392259
"Humans and Pokemon used to marry, etc"
>>339390267
Slowkings can talk.
>>339400084
The mission to breed a 6 IV Delphox wife is a long one.
>>339401553
render unto me more gardebutts
>>339402234
>not already having a giant folder of gardevoir butts
>>339402538
My folder only has Audino butts
>>339402040
They are just the most human like on structure. Still they would be the easiest for humans to mate with.
>>339402657
>not having multiple folders of butts categorized by pokemon species
>>339402538
But I do, I just want more of them
>>339390267
Because Tito
>>339402657
Post those then.
>>339402930
anon, this is a blue board. You should head over to the pokemon threads on /trash/ and ask for audino there.
>>339402285
Her breasts aren't nearly big enough.
I never liked the color zoning they went with for Delphoxes. Tits aren't big enough either. It goes from black legging, yellow body to that dark red that comes out of nowhere. Plus the white around the mouth not going up to the nose is bothersome. Also, tits need to be bigger.
>>339403495
>Her breasts aren't nearly big enough.
I can go there
stay on your contaminated board
>>>/vp/
>>339403875
Is this an extension of phox thread now
>>339404227
But you can post anything you want on /b2.0/
>>339402040
Humans can impregnate human-like and field!
>>339400075
Like 90% of the Japanese ones can only say their names too, the remaining 10% either outright speak human language (most movie-mon, Meowth) or do animalistic grunts (sometimes derived from syllables in their names).
>>339392183
IRC in the anime there were suppose to all be able to speak the human language
>>339400084
It doesn't matter what its gender is, as long as it looks and acts feminine, I want my dick in it.
>>339406590
>>339399540
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>>339399787GayferalI just want the knot
>>339390267
The hell is this from? Did they try Mystery Dungeon again?
>>339407014
Nope, just a weird dream Pikachu had IIRC.
>>339406698
Please don't bully her about that.
>>339406892
>tfw no relatively normal looking dogs that aren't overdesigned or 6 ft tall
What the FUCK Gamefreak
>>339394383
It doesn't bother me if they're only saying a few syllables in their name. But when they're complex names like Mr. Mime or Alakazam it just seems stupid.
>>339407449
But Absol is a cute.
>>339407449
Absol?
Herdier?
![24__arbok_by_inkomingvirus-d5cy1qw[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/a2nrPG9.png "24__arbok_by_inkomingvirus-d5cy1qw[1].png")
>>339399329CHAAAARBOCK-A
>>339391661
Most Pokemon are intelligent and understand what it is humans try to communicate to them, they just don't know human speech themselves, only a few have learned it like Team Rocket's Meowth, and some use telepathy or some other special powers to directly communicate.
For some reason though Pokemon completely lack strategic thinking and thus require human trainers to realize their full potential in battle, which is why they seek human companions in the first place
>>339407646
more like
cute butt
>>339408014
>itameshi
we're reaching dangerous territory, anon
>>339408014
That as well.
>>339408834
maybe
>>339390267
>Why don't Pokemon talk in the main series?
That unique Ghastly in ep11 did talk
>>339396745
you wouldn't a pokeman!
>>339410285
anon i see the anus
>>339410740
You can't because original pic only has vagoo, whcih is way below
>>339410975
>>339396745
>>339390267
what episode is that?
>ctrl+f Zangoose
Come on
>>339412295
fdokku draws the best goose
>>339412295
too fat
What the fuck is all this degeneracy? When did it become cool to be a disgusting furry? A while back you retards would just be ridiculed until you fucked off to whatever shithole you came from. But now I see this garbage all over the place.
>>339412542
thicc
>>339412685
Let's yiff anon.
>>339412723
There's a difference between thick and fat.
>>339390267
Because it's retarded.
>>339396745
Someday.
>>339413131
THICC
>>339412723
Nidoking is thick. Machamp is thick. Feraligatr is thick.
Zangoose is fat, fat, FAT
I think it's a canon dex entry that Lapras can understand human speech.
>>339413258
>female zangoose
>>339391661
>Has to give up the last move slot for speech
>can't learn pay day because of this
>smart
>>339413365
So how long is it going to be until all pokemon cries are replaced with their anime counterparts?
>>339414016
Pokken
>>339390267
because they're terrible writers
>>339413365
Zangoose is a feminine Pokemon, anon.
>>339396745
Fire chicken best poke-waifu.
>>339413347
>Zangoose is fat, fat, FAT
?
>>339414945I would normally disagree but that one's okay
Ikue Ohtani said that Pikachu was originally going to learn human language at some point in the series, but they dropped that idea really fast
>>339392183
Who is Meowth?
>>339391536
But there is no difference between pokemon and humans.
is Midna a pokemun?
>>339395324
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHk4B1MtQF8
>>339400084
100% gorgeous!
>>339416046
My nigga
>>339418625
except that of the two, only one is open to and capable of making a loving family withchoose wisely
>>339420694
source?
>>339420694
Pokemon wins everytime.
>>339421287
some dude called sya, did some pregnant garde and a lot of boobs
>>339396745
>>339421614
Don't you dare rape my favorite plant pokemon you cunt!
>>339421683
Rape is for tiny nigger plants like Whimsicott, Liligant is for tender love in the missionary position.
>>339407646
Absols are cats
>>339400075
"Hardcore" pokemon (Charizard, Blastoise, Moltres, ect) all use realistic animal roars
cuter, more cartoony 'mons (Pika, Squirtle, Jiggly, ect) all say their names
>>339413778
I fucking hate how all the Waifumon are normal humans.
Where's my Harpies, Snake girls and shit?
>>339420694
>cropped headshot looks okayish
>decide to find his art
>it is utter teenage deviantart level garbage
evry fcking tiem
>>339423742
I'm not sure what you were expecting
>>339423952
hope never dies
>furfaggots pretendig thaat they're people again
Back to >>>/vp/ and the >>>/trash/ with you
>>339423514
Latias a cute. CUTE!She still isn't for sexual though.
>>339424160
>thaat
that was cute
>>339424260
Anything and everything is for the sexual if you try hard enough.
pokemon are slaves to the big white cock
>>339424570
this nig knows what's up
>>339424570
I want to impregnate my Pokemon wife with my superior human seed!
>>339424160
>Pretendig
Are you okay?
>>339424570
>white people search history
>>339390267
what is this, a pokemon other than Meowth with full lingual ability?
>>339425257
Pfffffft
>>339406642
source?
>>339396745
The lady who purifies lakes.
>>339407765
>staryu pretending to be link going HUA HYAAAA HYA
What Pokemon would you have consensual sexual relations with?
>>339426104
Quagsire?
>>339425538
its on g-e.
>>339425305
Darkrai is affecting Pikachu's dream so all the traveling Pokémon are at different evolution stages than they should be and they can all talk except him.
>>339426392
S.he
>>339426392
gardevoir
>>339426186
Staryu always sounded more like Ultraman, to me.
>>339426498
>they can all talk except him.
Definitely has to be a nightmare
>>339426497
there is a lot of shit on g.e
link?
>>339426496
That one works too.
>>339426603
funnelcake is NOT for sexual
>>339426923
That look in its eyes says otherwise.
>>339426392Gonna need a source on that image anon.
>>339426695
>>339426497
yeah exactly. The tags dont really help either. pls what is the link
>>339427040
>>339427052
Small phox is for hugs and cuddle
medium phox is for phugs
big phox is for lifelong love and happiness
I want to pickle-pee a Pidgeot.
>>339426392
Blaziken, always Blaziken.
>>339396040
The irony is that /vp/ is the only VIDEO GAME board that does it job.
>>339426683
The human characters happen to become like Pokémon also. Pikachu is scared shitless.
>>339424339
Fuck senpai, after that Latias movie I just can't.
>>339427052
>>339426603
Oh shit, I didn't know that artist did more Fennekin lewds than the one I have saved
>>339427994
Yes you can. When I was a kid, I watched the Lugia movie a fuckton. Nowadays, I want thicc flyingmon hips to rape my face. Anything is possible if you set your mind to it.
>>339427775
>Ash has frog eyes
>Fuses with Greninja
POTTERY
>>339406698
>Nidoking can have eggs
>Nidoqueen can't
Why Gamefreak
>>339428957
Post that BJ gif
>>339428957
Do it faget
>>339399787
Espeon is besteon and nobody can tell me otherwise
ELIMINATE
FURFAGS
>>339428957
go go go
>>339397026
There's nothing to be ashamed about.
>>339428957
Just end it all.
>>339428957
Alright then
>>339429945
That turned out to be a surprisingly good webcomic
>>339391661
this Tbh
>>339418625
>>339428957
End it all, famigo.
>>339430224
DELETE THIS
>>339430224
i thought we had a containment board for this
Why can't there ever be a thread for a cool kid's game without it devolving into incredibly depraved horn dogs? Is this the actual reason /vp/ was created?
>pokemon are forever portrayed as retards that say their own name rather than animals that make animal sounds or fuck, let them communicate since they're smart enough
>Change the move memory bullshit to be a competitive guideline rather than a biological limit
>actually give aspects to the world and its people rather than making them singleminded autists who are obsessed over sports and mugging
>make amie bigger
>more unique spinoffs like Pokken
There, I fixed pokemon
>>339430554
There are many things that can improve this series.
>>339430419
Because they gave the Pokemon thicc legs
>>339430667
artist name?
>>339431071
Mizo ne
>>339429115
It was due to the games programming in gen 2. For some reason they kept it that way in later gens for no real reason.
>yfw you will never have hot consexual [or not] sex with pokemon that adores you
>>339431236
thx sempai
I want a Pokemon wife to impregnate
>>339431381
>yfw you'll never be the pokemon to have hot consensual sex with
What aboutholding your pokepartner's hands/paws in your hands while you do the deed?
>>339431665
You filthy degenerate.
>>339431665
That is the best way to do it.
>>339431381
With that sort of attitude, you never will indeed! This is the VR age, an age of untold possibilities waiting to be discovered. After all, what truly stands between you and your PokeWaifu? That they aren't truly intelligent? Piffle! Artificial intelligences are growing more responsive and believable by the day, and with a little coding knowledge you could be the one to make the breakthrough that makes waifus real for all of us. That you can't touch them? Again, horsefeathers! Haptic control may only be in the prototype stage, but that just means there's more money waiting to be made by those with the determination to advance our technological frontiers!
Whining changes nothing. Get off your ass, get out there, and BE THE CHANGE YOU WISH TO SEE IN THE WORLD
>>339431665
>petting her during it
>>339431750
>>339431954
But what if they startrubbing your palms while they stare into your eyes?
>>339431665
Holy shit, anon, that's too far, you sick fuck.
>>339431381
>>339431574
>>339431665
>>339432021Interspecies kissing
>>339432056
>>339432104
MODS!
>>339432056
That is when you stare right back and go in for a kiss.
>>339432245>it starts to purr ot make cute noises
>>339432245
>>339432104
>>339432056
>>339431665
>bunch of fat neckbeards who have never seen a real vagina talk about fucking imaginary animals on the Internet
We are better than this
>>339432429
blame furfags
>>339432429
Bestial filth is what it is
>>339432360
That is when know she is the one and confess your love to her.
>>339432429
>We are better than this
Psht, no we aren't
>>339431975
>anon creates a true artificial intelligence
>it rejects him
>>339432429
>bunch of fat
I wish I could befatter than my current 58kg weight
>>339432589
Jesus still loves you
>>339432698
>it rejects him because it finds him gross and pathetic
