>Plenty of old men characters in Overwatch (Hanzo, 76, Reinhardt)
>Not a single old woman character (Mercy doesn't count because she looks 25)
Why the double standard?
Women age like shit.
>>339366217
>(Mercy doesn't count because she looks 25)
She looks fucking 16
>>339366217
>old but looks young
>doesn't count
>>339366217
>76, Reinhardt
both masked
>hanzo
looks 30 at max
Why would you want to play as an old woman?
>>339366217
Sex sells faggot
Pretty much the only reason to play the game is wafus
If you wanted good gameplay there are literally dozens of better shooters and a handful of classbased shooters better than overwatch
Mei is 38
>hanzo
>looks old
U wot
>>339366217
>b-but not this one, she doesn't look old
way to move the goal post there bud
>tons of cute girls
>not a single cute boy (Genji is masked)
Why the double standard?
>>339366310
and both are cyborgs/ robots.
I bet if they made a female Cyborg and age her 77 OP will still fucking complain cause she's still waifu material.
>>339367076
You can unmask Genji though
>>339367094
Uh Reinhardt just wears armor
>>339366217
Overwatch reuses WOW models, no one complains.
>>339367076
Does lucio count
I mean it's already surprising they introduced some non-standard body types like Mei and Zarya and non-standard nationalities like indian and egyptian
For grannies you'll have to wait a bit more untile they have released at least other 5-6 conventionally attractive female characters
>>339366217
Who needs old women when young is the best? (winkyface)
>>339366217
>No old maori/samoan auntie with a jandal screaming FUCK YOU KIDS!
why even live
>>339366217
>implying Babbaya, Zenyatta's juju wielding waifu won't be a character in the game
You know, I just made this up but I approve
>>339367224
>>> Utter complete trash anon wrote I shall translate the faggots rose-tinted glasses.
I mean it's already surprising they introduced some non-standard body types like REUSED FEMALE PANDA MODEL FROM WOW and REUSED FEMALE ORC MODEL FROM WOW and non-standard nationalities like indian and egyptians, which exists for in every single super hero team ever.
For grannies (meaning people who look over the age of 30 and not fit which would you expect to be trained as a superhero) you'll have to wait a bit more until they have released at least other 5-6 conventionally attractive female characters, cause you all want a female Pudge which Blizzard is pissed off that STEAM can use without an altercation.
>>339367219
He's probably the closest right now but Overwatch needs more trap potential
>>339366241
as if
mens' standards are just incredibly ageist
>>339366217
Because grandpas are cool while grandmas aren't
>>339367272
At first I was like, how could any enemy team be so bad?
Then I realized it was on console.
>>339366217
I don't think you even know what double standard means. Even then why give a shit.
Women are more ageist than men. Women always hide their age and treat it shamefully. Men don't give a fuck.
>>339368021
Men don't care about women's age? Interesting.
>>339368021
Women only do this because it's demanded of them by men.
>>339366217
Hanzo is the same age as mercy.
>>339367169
>some people are less cyborg because i said so meme
m8 there is no fucking way that Reinhardts head fits in his default helmet, he's full robot
>>339366217
mei is 31 :3c
>>339367076
default genji looks nothing like young genji under his mask though, his face is all messed up
>>339366337
name a dozen
>>339368021
I think you're missing the point entirely mate
>>339368537
>Gets back pain in emotes
>Is a cyborg
How?
>>339366217
Hanzo identifies as a woman
He hates Genji because Genji calls her "brother" still
>>339368970
fair point, forgot about that... its an asspull but then id guess he's like genji, limbs and majority of torso is cyborg but some organs are his own.
though the back pain emote could just be for lulz because he's old
shit does trigger me how people say shit like symettra is wearing a glove and doesnt have a cyborg armor how pharahs limbs arent cybrog even though she has robot joints and shoots rockets out of her joints
>>339369223
There's literally official comic books that show him without the suit. Stop asspulling.
https://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us/reinhardt-dragon-slayer
>>339369429
well im being autistic then and saying blizzard messed up and made his helmet too small
>>339369492
You're actually right on that one. I just overlayed his helmetless skin over a helmeted one and the helmet would compress his head.
>>339369895
>someone took the time to make this
neat!
BREAKING NEWS: old women aren't good in combat
With old men you can play the grizzled old "seen some shit" warrior angle but nobody can take an old woman seriously in combat. I have a cool idea though
>hulking death killbot character
>everyone thinks its this mysterious deadly robot mercenary
>it's actually piloted by an old lady who had it fused with her in some mad science experiment decades ago
>>339369995
this would take literally less than a minute in Photoshop
>>339370487
yeah but its not like anon had to do it, which i apreciate
>>339366217
because women age like shit
>>339367313
VOLUPTUOUS
>>339370413
They already did that with evolve
>>339368537
>m8 there is no fucking way that Reinhardts head fits in his default helmet, he's full robot
I bet you also think that Pharah is an amputee, and that everyone in this cartoon superhero game needs to have perfectly realistic proportions.
>>339370413
>women aren't good in combat
fixed
>>339366217
Because old men are hot and top tier husbandos, while old women are usually not
>>339369895
>>339369492
it's because he was supposed to be bigger but they had to size him down to make him reasonably fit through doorways in the actual game. he was probably huge in the original game, Titan, but then that shit couldn't fly in Overwatch
>>339366217
MERCY ISN'T FUCKING OLD!!
SHE'S ONLY THIRTYSEVEN
>>339370957
that's thirty years too old for the average /v/ poster
>>339367076
>Reinhardt
>not cute
Having a giant German teddy bear/lion sounds fucking sick.
>>339370585
Tom Cruise is based
>>339368223
every time ive told a woman that they dont need to wear make up and would benefit from not using it, they always make some excuse about how men set all these standards.
then i tell them im a man and i think makeup just hides true appearanace and it turns into "well I WANT to wear makeup it makes me pretty"
>>339370957
She was 34 when they revealed overwatch. It was changed to 37 just shortly before release.
>>339371048
kek
>>339371257
Mercy is the sexiest bitch in overwatch and any other answer is W R O N G
>>339372141
Amen brother.
>>339372179
>love mercy
>got Imp skin at like lvl 3
Fuck this gay skin, it completely ruins her pure aryan christian demeanor. Why would I want to make her some hot topic slut?
>inb4 corruption fags
>>339370585
CANT BRUISE THE CRUISE
I need Xmas Cake Mercy comics.
>>339366324
>not wanting to play as a fat old witch who rides on a broom and can turn enemies into chickens
>>339366217
Tracers face when she will eventually see every single one of her friends die of old age besides maybe genji depending if his cyborg enhancements make him biologically immortal and reyes if he ever gets a redemption story short/turns out talon got to him like they did with widowmaker and planted thoughts into his head causing the fallout with morrison cause blizzard loves rehashing MUH CORRUPTION.
>>339373018
The Amber skin is only 250 jewcredits.
>>339366217
Men age like wine, while women age like milk.
>>339370081
Lord havemercy
>>339370585
tom cruise would be pretty cool if it weren't for scientology
I REALLY don't understand the SJW reception to this game. It's pretty much your average super hero sex women with sex appeal out the ass shit, but suddendly the Grand Cuck anthony burch and the thing from the swamp brianna wu think this is perfectly fine and even exemplary
I seriously believe this is a blizzard thing. Blizzard drones are so fucking braindead a bad class based shooter with asses for days gets acclaimed as a novel concept and a model of diversity.
>>339370585
white women age like shit*
>>339370585
Botox is one hell of a drug
>>339373569
>Men
>aging
more like dead before they reach the milk phase of old.
>>339366217
>men prime age 28-50
>women prime age 14-22
gee i wonder
>>339373805
Yes, people are totally overblowing muh sjws.
>trying to force blacks and gays and trannies into a medieval european RPG or something similar
terrible and inexcusable
>game about heroes and mercenaries from around the world has a diverse cast
completely reasonable especially considering that almost everyone is attractive as fuck. The only SJW thing in Overwatch is Zarya.
>>339366217
Isn't Mei in her 40's or something? She got cryogenically frozen.
>>339373805
yes
its literally "okay when blizzard does it"
>>339373848
care to prove yourself?
i don't know a single wrinkly race that's attractive.
Pandaren Mei skin when??
>>339373784
>implying any of these actors are really scientologists
I can guarantee you the church of scientology somehow gets some deep dirt on these actors or blackmails them in some form to endorse the "church" and donate lodsamone.
>>339367076
>76
>Not cute
Night Ops skin, nigga
>>339374064
Tom is pretty crazy for it, so i doubt it's because of blackmail.
Zarya is already one of the least used characters because of her looks and she's not even old.
An old unattractive woman would never be used unless she's super overpowered.
>>339373959
How is Zarya SJW in any way
She's openly a fucking racist
>>339373018
Kinda agree here anon,blizzard have only one job
>>339374154
They could make another character totally covered and have only one skin that shows the face like Reaper.
>>339374231
her hairstyle and body mostly
>>339374231
>Hating homicidal robots
>Racist
Wew lad, I bet you take your jacket off and lay it ontop of a puddle before stepping on it because it could hurt the puddles feelings.
>>339373971
She's listed as being 31, but it's unclear as to whether or not she's physically in her 20s and that takes into account her years trapped in cryogenic suspension, or that she was 31 when she was frozen (I keep seeing people say it was a decade, but officially the time she was there hasn't been stated). A few people have asked the OW twitter about it and they've tiptoed around it, so presumably it's intentionally ambiguous (Or they're saving it for a origin comic or the second season of those animated shorts).
>>339374231
>the russian is an ebil raciss
BRAVO BLIZZARD
>>339374231
>Treating human killing robots as equals
>>339366310
both of those characters have skins that take off their masks, dipshit.
>>339374306
That's retarded but I don't expect anything more from cry-wolf GGers honestly
>>339374309
>hating another sentient species entirely because of one war that happened 30 years ago
>racist
Yes that actually qualifies, I'm sorry about your brain damage
>caring about the lore age of the character in a quirky moba game
>caring about the lore of a character in a quirky moba game
>caring about the lore of a quirky moba game
>caring about a quirky moba game
>caring about a moba game
the train of autism away
>>339374606
It's an fps and shares literally only a single mechanic with mobas
It is not a moba
this is like calling Call of Duty an "rpg" because it has levels and unlocks
Basically you have to be a literal fucking retard not to get it
>>339374243
Imp even makes her tits and ass smaller, what the fuck
>>339374572
I guess it's racist too if I hate my toaster then
>>339374572
They were literally made by humans, if they don't like it they can just shut down so we can reset them
>>339374725
change moba for a fps-arena-shooter-that-totally-doesnt-play-of-the-fact-mobas-gained-in-popularity-because-of-character-setup-system if it satisfies you, autism lord.
>>339367675
No hes right. A womans prime is about 20-26 while a mans is when he is much older, 30s Id say. Sorry to rustle you but its true, woman age like milk, men age like fine wine.
>>339374572
>Thinks 30 years is a long time to forget a fucking war
>Thinks that qualifies as racist, even though racism is hating someone because of their ethnicity
>implying omnics are sentient and not just programmed to pretend to be sentient
Dumber than a sack of potatoes.
>>339370413
>nobody can take an old woman seriously in combat
umm...
>>339375053
there are so many great women generals and military leaders in history, such as_________,_________, andDicks
>>339366217
Zarya's mom will probably look like an actual old woman, besides, women age horribly and nobody wants to look at them.
>>339370940
>Spot the tumblrista
Hows Daddies sandbags taste?
>>339374965
>20-26
the feminist brainwashing is strong in this one
its 15-20 at most
>>339366262
>looks 16
She's clearly 8
>>339376825
Based
>>339374231
>There is no difference between racism and rationally weary
>>339366217
Men and women do not have the same standards of attraction, most women prefer men older and bigger, instead of hairless shotas in their 20s
>>339366217
Better question, why do you pretend to give a shit? Why are you pretending like this disturbs you or think its bad? Pretending to be offended is like pretending to be stupid, its stupid.
>>339368537
https://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us/reinhardt-dragon-slayer
educate yourself
Women are valued only for looks and old women are ugly.
>>339379980
this has already been discussed
>>339369492
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