What is your critical quote /v/?
HEY EVERYONE IT'S JOE FROM JOEY'S SUPER KOOL FOOD REVIEWS
AHM BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKK
ROLL OVER AND DIE ALREADY
It ain't gonna suck itself
*unzips dick*
IT'S OVER
NORMIES WILL PAY
>>339339113
THAT'S MY PURSE
HERE'S GEORGE JETSON
Words are a waste of time. Just kill them and be done with it.
BACK THE FUCK OFF!?!??!
Shit.
GREAAAAAT BANTER.
>>339339030
"Nat 20! Roll to confirm?"
...
>>339339030
I'VE NEVER TRIED THIS BEFORE
>kuzu da
>>339339030
BANANA SLAMMA
AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP
>>339339030
It's just the tip
>>339339830
M-MASAKA
Pssh, nothin personnel kid
>>339339030
BOOMSHAKALAKA
>>339339830
Haiai!
AH
I CAN FEEL MYSELF
BECOMING
A GOD
once the big zam goes into mass production...
OUGI
Minotaur smirked
EX-
CALIIIIIBBBUUUUUUUUUR!!!
SAIKO NI HIGH TE YATSU DA
BOOM HEADSHOT
>>339339030
GRIMA AKBA
AHHHHHHH MOTHERLAND
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!
Sleep tight.
EAT SHIT NIGGER
ROCK IT LAWN CHAIR
Hmmph, Pathetic
*teleports away*
My grandpa's deck has no pathetic cards!
IT'S TIME TO STOP
I REMAIN
ITS OVER I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND
>>339340664
ORE GA TOKI WO TOMETA
...
OOOWOOHO
SUPERSONIC FIRE
>>339341082
SAY MY NAME
>>339339113
damn it /ck/.
WASTE OF FLESH
>>339341240
DEJA VU
I'VE BEEN IN THIS FIGHT BEFORE
I cast level 1,000,000 cock of the infinite
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY
ALL TOASTERS TOAST TOASTS
>>339339030
your grandchildren are gonna need grandchildren lawyers
>you gain brozouf
FOR THE EMPEROR
WITNESS ME
Crits for days!
>MEASURE TWICE
>CUT ONCE
But seriously, it'd be a chant during a weapon chargeup
>My hand is the sword, my mind, the will
>Sanctify this sword, destined to kill
>You trust I will use this power for all that is right
>This blinding blade, this searing light
>Bestow upon me a weapon worthy of praise
>But also with the power to raze
>This sword has driven those down the path of temptation
>I will show them no reservation
>(Lines that rhyme with weapon name here)
I fight for my friends!
Coincidentally, I'm also the character who's death is so obvious that it hardly comes as a surpise.
>>339339030
STOP
YOUR SELF CONTROL
OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON.
ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!
nnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
BUY
MY
FUCKING
GAME
>>339339604
This is the one that made me crack up. I don't know why.
OWARI DA!
Oh shit im sorry
NO, THAT'S WRONG
>>339344017
THIS SHOULD END THIS!
I may have gone too far in a few places
EHHH REEEHHHH
>>339343835
It's what I say to my friends when I sneak up on them in any game. That along with JANE HIS WIFE
I have many more but that seemed to be the one everyone loved the most
So this is the power...of the critical...
GOD, GIVE ME THE POWER TO RAPE THIS SHITTER!
SOMEBODY'S GETTING FUUUUUCKED
>>339344262
The image of George Jetson jumping up behind somebody with a crazed look on his face and blowing them away is a pretty potent one.
