DVA is useful.
>>339329480
She is, actually.
DV.DA
Yeah as a cum dumpster maybe
-for sex
>mfw rocket right into widow's face and blast her with my canons 10 times in a map and her team mates complain their sniper was useless all game long
D.Va's actually really cute. I don't say that often about video game girls.
>there are people that don't main D.Va and spamwinky facenon-stop
wew
>>339331236
Whoa. I-Is that a Wasp skin?
>>339332110
She is best on that map
Psst! Hey, guys. Do you have any Overwatch lewd pictures?
>>339332187
That's not the best Wasp
I want to impregnate Hana Song
We already have a tank and you don't do as much damage as actual damage characters
We're essentially playing one man down because you are here.
>>339332260Mei stole them all
>>339332110
>none of them have any victory poses
>or skins
fucking pathetic
>>339331236
Best skin since her hair's in a bun so it looks like something she'd have when blowing you
I like her Junker skin because it's one of the skins that could be a different character.
A QT Aussie girl that makes her own Mad Mech outta scrap
>>339329480
I just got the Junebug skin for her and now I want to git gud with her.
How do I play her?
>>339329480
Yes she is.
You just need to know how to use her properly.
>6 Reinharts all being shield buddies on the cart
>having a blast just smashing into them repeatedly as D.va
Also, 6 D.Va in arcade is the funnest.
>>339331837
>Press H to fuck Hero
>>339332563
>boost top top levels
>jump behind enemy lines
>shoot squishy characters up close in the head
>use defense matrix
>boost away
>>339332110
>all that pouting
adorable
>>339332568
Yeah, her being listed as a Tank is slightly misleading. She's not really built for pushing steadily like the other tanks, but for a sudden flank to scatter turtling enemies, punishing a sniper and/or wiping out the supports she's gold at that.
>>339333459
>bastion camping
>boost in behind him
>hit winky face emote
>blow him up before he can realize it's D.Va time
>mfw
>>339332110
think we faced you today
you got absolutely destroyed
I love DVA but you guys are retards
>>339333459
not what shes best at either
Her best move is to rush down a point, and use defense matrix to force the defenders to abandon their chokepoint so the rest of your team can walk in
>>339332110
>you came to the wrong payload, motherfucker
>>339333459
The listings in this game are terrible.
I really hate this character
I'll play literally anyone else
>>339334265
Not really no. She's still a tank because most of her health is armor which mitigates damage by 5. Also an ability that makes her invulnerable from the front and no reload short range shotguns make her extremely good at taking damage and fucking with enemy formations.
>>339334501
I'm the same way but with Zarya
fuck that annoying butch-looking dyke tumblr enabler
>>339334827
I'm very relaxed when I play video games but retarded teammates turning the enemy Zarya into a death machine drives me up the fucking wall
>>339335010
I have never encountered a good Zarya, she just seems bad.
I absolutely smash her with Reinhardt, it's not even funny.
>>339335010
>It's a "turret Bastion shoots her shield" episode
>>339334827
she's not even tumblr, she's just the stereotypical "russian woman stronk", just as every character in the game is a stereotype. The only off-putting thing is her stupid pink hair. A true tumblr character would be a landwhale that rolls around and shouts really loud for abilities. Making a modern art piece about shoving cans of macaroni up her vagina would be her ultimate.
>>339334827
>Hated Zarya before the game
>Actually enjoy playing her
>All her skins are fucking trash except the ruskie one
>1000 coins / legendary
why blizzard
>>339334827
>not maining zarya
>not shielding your team mates
>not getting fully charged
>not graviton surging the entire enemy team and blowing them away with your laser
wew
>>339335190
>it's a "bastion keeps pressing LMB when genji press E" episode
I swear some bastion players are retarded.
>take Bastion on hanamura
>well positioned, knows when to not fire and move
>Huurr hard holding LMB uh? noob
>He takes Bastion on their defense turn
>totally rekt him with McCree
>>339336119
>being cancer and shielding bastion as reinhardt
>we also have a mercy damage boosting him
>see a genji trying to flank
>get on mic and tell bastion not to shoot, I'll hammer time him
>drop my shield
>bastion lights up genji who reflects
>kills all 3 of us
>PotG
Nearly punched my fucking monitor
>>339334827
>Russian nationalist
>tumblr character
>>339334827
>Tumblr goes on and on about fat shaming
>Mei
>THICCCCC MEI IS MAI WAIFU
>tumblr barely fucking mentions muscleshaming
>Zarya
>REEEEEEEE Tumblr get your characters out of my gaaaaaame
>>339336119
I love this shit
>annoy the shit out of the enemy team with pharah
>enemy takes pharah
>goes up high and starts shooting at me
>jump right above her and kill her in two rocketsfuck widowmakers though
>>339335260
I dropped her "Arctic" skin earlier today famalam
She's fun to play and can take a trukload of damage.
>>339336779
Mei doesn't have a bulldyke haircut with a shitty fake hair color
>>339332452
Sauce
Do you guys open up your loot crates right after you get them or do you save them up and then open them
>tfw computer is a toaster
>tfw can't appreciate D.Va's beautiful self
>>339335260
>got her ruskie skin by chance the other daywinky face
>>339337009
The point remains that we don't even know what the fuck we mean by Tumblr anymore. They're more about Mei's fat nerd shit than Zarya's but Zarya is tumblr because we like her less. Nice memes kid.
>>339336824
>mfw headshotting Pharah with McCree
>>339337514
>Defending tumblrshit
kys
>>339337483
Play at a lower resolution with higher settings then you spaz.
>>339334827
can't hear you over the sound of my lazer
>>339337514
Zarya's a fucking dyke with a stupid hair cut/color and disgusting voice.
What more do you need
>>339337483
>lowering rendering scale
>>339337483
play in 720p baka
>>339338273
>playing with interpolation
Favorite Dva skin.
>>339338494
Her vanilla one is the best desu
>>339338526
DELETE THIS
>>339338526
>Reinhardt lived
Also that ult wouldnt have hit anyone with the bus right there. That D.va is a maximum shitter
>>339338494
Junebug
>>339338526
>Sir, permission to leave the station.
>For what purpose Master Chief?
>To give the Covenant back their bomb.
She's useful for busting a nut, thats about it.
>>339338673
>That D.va is a maximum shitter
Didn't you notice the Xbox prompt?
>>339338673
>He's never dunked on fools coming out of that spawn by boosting it into the air just outside the door
>>339338707
Liked
>>339334206
I think the thing I find most attractive about D.Va is her hair. There is just something about her mid-back length hair with no accents that gets me going.
>>339329480
It is good that most of the porn of DVa has her getting raped by my main Roadhog
>>339338748
>All D.Va's on PC are good
there was an attempt
>>339338757
I actually have, and wont the match with it. The difference is I flew above them from behind something and dropped it right into the middle of em so they couldnt react fast enough
That D.va is a dumbass who thought to just let it glide along the ground where everyone could see it so she could get the ebin killcam BM
>>339329480
Why do I keep experiencing players online who seem to do way too much damage with certain characters? D.va and Tracer to name two.
Like, i'll play D.va, be right up in someone's ass hitting them dead on with her shotguns, but I barely do any damage. Meanwhile i'll have a D.va meme up to me and shred me in a half second.
>work my ass of in a match
>even get play of the game
>everyone gives votes to dva even though she has shit like "stayed alive for 2 minutes"
Why
>>339339038git gud
>>339329480
>half the cast has short range hitscan weapons
I think this is my major problem with overwatch,
>>339339038
Don't go solo.
>>339339160
Fuck off you attention whore.
The upboats do nothing besides serve as dickstroking
>enemy d.va
>just fly around and shoot her mech
>mech dies and she hops out like a headless chicken running around full panic mode
d.va players are trash
>>339339174
>>339339235
I watch their killcam and they actually hit me less than I have hit the same characters and usually from a longer range, though? It's like they have a damage modifier. It isn't headshots, either.
>>339339174
You lost?
>>339339038
I think you just perceive time differently between shooting someone and getting shot by someone.
>>339339271
She looks like Dexter's sister.
>>339339259
>Fuck off you attention whore
I don't play dva
>>339338993
>All D.Va's on PC are goodI am
>>339332385
man you're probably right but it feels so good to blow up a highly guarded checkpoint
or those duels where you they overextended while you lost your mech and your gun outputs a ton of damage 1v1
or facetackling far off targets with my shield up and focusing my damage on their face
she fucking sucks at defense though, people need to stop that.
>>339339271
d.va players mechs are like bulls eyes for missiles.
>>339339287
>trusting Kill cams
literally git gud. the situation you are describing is literally impossible, they just are outplaying you.
>>339339346
maybe so
>>339339271
>not actually getting kills with the pistol
>>339338526
On the other hand, it's super satisfying when Road Hog hooks your ult.
>mfw didn't realize until earlier today that D.Va is a play on Diva
>>339338494
Carbon Fiber.
I really hate how the other mechs ruin her beautiful long hair
>>339338987
How does this >>339339583 make you feel?
>people still dont emote or bind a quick voice line after every kill
>>339339160
I just got 10 votes after getting a 5-kill death blossom POTG. I did save the game with that ult but I still think half of them voted for me ironically and I feel dirty
>>339339583
>dying with it
>that shitty framerate
>>339339583
overwatchin2006.webm
>>339339379
>13 kills be death as D.Va
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>Suddenly running into multiple Zarya's today
Holy shit what the fuck happened. This character is fucking insane.
>>339339695
IM BURNING RUBBER
>>339329480
SHe is. I use her all the time and I don't even own Overwatch, if you know what I mean.
>>339339643
Goddamn you are stupid
>>339339732
>>that shitty framerate
It runs at 60 fps, it's just I had to use the default Xbox app on Windows 10 to record the video (win + alt + r iirc) because I'm using integrated graphics until I get either a 1070 or Polaris so I don't have any other built in recording software. Don't judge k.
>>339339643
not going to lie I thought her name was pronouncedDee-dot-Vafor the longest time
>>339339832
People when past the meme hair and realized how stronk she is.
>>339339832
Tournaments
>>339340013
went*
Fuck me.
>>339339038
You should starting to aim for the heads.
>>339337483
Is this the 3ds port?
>>339339832
she got picked like crazy in the tournament today. Especially on KotH.
>>339340261
>Two Cowboys and Lucio's per team
Jesus fuck they need to smash their teeth in with a nerf already
>>339340375
>>339340375
I once watched a game on Lijiang tower.
2 Winstons, 2 Tracers, 2 Lucios on both teams. This game is terrible competitively.
Why is D.Va so discontented all the time?
She has that look on her face like she's not actually there, she's a paid actress that works part-time in-universe and really, REALLY wants to finish her job go home already.
>>339340424
IT'S HIGH NOON
>>339340261
2 Lucio's seems excessive. I don't know why you wouldn't stick with 1 Lucio and 1 Mercy for KOTH
>>339329480
I can't D.Va for shit but my friend is god-tier with her, ability to hold objectives for extended periods of time is really useful, also her E is better than reinhardt's shield any day.
>>339340524
speed and healing aura on the cap.
2 knockbacks
>>339340474
because it was built to be as causal as possible from the ground up. It's a Blizzard game.
why the fuck else would an FPS have classes that have absolutely zero reliance on aiming to do their job well?
>>339332452
THE FUCK YUO JUST SAY BITHC
>>339340524
Mercy and Reinhardt are popular for other maps, but never get picked for KOTH.
It's basically a constant fight on the hill itself, they would get picked off too easily.
>>339340563
I just don't get why you need speed boost while you're on the cap.
>>339338526
>In Hollywood
>DVa ult, hide inside house to dodge it
>Roadhog here with me
>Hook the fucking bomb in
>3 killed
>"I thought you were going to come out the house, so I grabbed it"
I was fucking mad, and she got POTG so we could all see the fucking mistake he made
>>339340676
to be harder to hit
KOREA-MANDATED IDOL PLASTIC SURGERY
HANK HILL BUTT
KIMCHI FARTS
>join a pub
>no one wants to play support so I go lucio
>other team is 4 winstons a hanzo and a genji
>everyone on my team tunnels the winstons
>no one even tries to kill the hanzo
>he just stands back and randomly fires arrows
>people still keep tunneling the winstons
I hate this game. I hate it so much.
>>339340261
>>339340048
There's already tournaments?
More importantly, people follow them?
>>339340827
It had a super garbage prize pool, but that's just mostly advertisers & investors testing the waters
I think the twitch stream of it capped around 40k viewers today.
>>339329480
D.va has no reason to exist because she doesn't do anything other people don't do better, and she's the pick of choice for useless shitters who get blown up in a nanosecond because the entire front of her body is a critzone. Her only advantage is not being as useless as bastion and torbjorn.
>>339340676
faster targets means targets that are harder to hit, combine that with his "oh well I guess I just want to cap this point now" ult and you have a good reason for two lucios.
>>339338987
>Long haired brunette
>Facial markings around eyes
>Uses self-destructing mechs
>Spunky, hyper competitive personality
I'm beginning to swap D.Va and Skuld back and forth in my head. Help me. The Yuri debacle was enough.
>>339340974
where's the D.Va/Skuld porn
>>339332452
>Smell like a bacon
Would it kill whoever made this to run a few sentences through Google fucking Translate
>>339341019
In my head.
I'd commission but I'm going on vacation soon. Maybe I could get a Drawthread to cave in on a request.
>>339338958
Looking at her hair, I'm reminded of Nova Satori
>get more kills outside D.va's suit than in it
anyone else?
>>339341356
I literally cannot choose between DVa and Mei
>follow a DVA as Mercy around for what feels like decades while a reaper is jamming a shotgun up my ass
>Christ give me strength, this DVA cannot be that brain dead
>of fucking course she is
>this continues ad nauseam throughout the match and I resort to shooting the fucker to get him to piss off
>DVA, still two feet away, "need healing"
>>339341394
its very useful for killing snipers and turrets and fatties like roadhog are easy to headshot
>>339341394
It's happened a few times for me. Players often make a beeline towards you when you're out of the suit and it can kill non-tanks easily.
...Hell, with enough range you can easily kill another D.Va's mech before it can kill you.
>>339341356
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10348508
>pharah
>sandnigger soldier
>>339339832
My favourite frontline for payload has become Zarya, Reinhardt and Mercy.
If all 3 play their cards right they become literally impossible to remove without proper coordination.
And as a bonus Zarya is almost always above 80% charge, melting away anything that comes too close to Reinhardt..Thank you random enemy team for stomping us with that combo
>>339341503
>>339341516
should just replace her shitty cannons with 2 of those guns
>>339329480
I hated D.Va and her fans before but she grew on me.
It's so fun diving the backline by boosting over walls.
>>339329480
>Use Zarya's ultimate
>Just as DVA uses her ultimate
>Drag the mech into the middle of my team, DVA gets 3 kills
>PoTG, DVA getting three kills because of me
>Leave Game
>>339335175
She's not supposed to be a counter to Reinhardt
>>339335190
Bastion destroys her even with her shield up. Assuming she's not standing right next to a corner to duck back behind when her shield drops.
I can't afford Overwatch much less run it on my laptop but these threads have inspired an abiding fetish for DVA, thanks for that
>>339329480
I feel like she stops being usefull when people finally stop panicking against her.
Most of my kills come from ramming into people and then finishing them off close range while they run arround like chickens when they literally just could blast my mech away, which nobody of my typical targets ever does besides Roadhogsand Winstons but they lose 1 on 1
>>339339583
>dva presses q
>hook her back into the blast
So satisfying
>>339329480
Useful for cumming inside!
How do people not complain about Honzo?
>Catch stray Honzo arrows that he can spam faster than Widowmaker
>120 Health gone
>Faster RoF than Widow that do more damage unless Widow is fully charged
>Literal fucking hitscan arrows that you don't need to aim all that well
>Scatter Arrows entire existence
I mean I can understand people hate Widow's ult, but holy fuck man. I don't know hot the fuck to deal with Honzo. I look in his general direction and I'm dead.
>>339342349
I want to make D.Va a mother!
>>339342349
THIS
H
I
S
>>339342386
>Honzo
The joke might have been funny if you'd only called him that once, but you sound like a 13 year old trying to be random using it three times.
>>339342386
Kill him.
>>339338526
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esY2zdIsKaI
all I heard was this
>>339342349
>>339342423
I want to impregnate Hana and force her to mature with me!!!
>>339342504
>namefagging
Nobody gives a fuck, shithead.
>>339338494
>not white rabbit
>>339342386
Haven't you been here the past week? They do quite often, he's just not the top dog on the whining list.
>>339339567
The pistol is actually pretty strong.
it helps to not be trash.
>>339342561
>>339342423
>>339342468
Impregnating DVa and having her give birth to the perfect White-Asian race!
>>339332110
>not spamming
Ah, ya
Typical D.Va scrub.
>>339342589
>not Carbon Fiber or B.Va
>>339339669
>Get B.Va.
>Can't contain my boner for getting the memest of skins.
>That hair.
>Never use it again.
>>339329480
yeah she's a great cumdumpster
>>339342796
this desu
>>339339583
Inferior version
why is she so perfect?
>>339329480
as a fleshlight
>>339342913
because South Koreans are objectively the best Asian girls
post your stats.
>>339342678
I'm already white/asian so our kids will be even more perfect.
>>339342804
>Not liking the top bun
>not imagining her coming back home from battle
>sweaty and tired
>Not wanting to undo her hair and suit
>not wanting to give her sore body a massage as she relaxes
>Not congratulating her regardless of how she did
North Korea version of D.VA when?
>>339342981
World's tallest midget if you ask me. The only way they can ever look acceptable is by plastic surgery so excessive they come out of the office more artificial than fucking Raiden, then combine this with the fact that she's an obnoxious "gamer grrrrrl" and has an eye-cancer design.
>>339341356
>Mercy
>German
Anon, she hails from Switzerland.
>>339342872
>>339338526
Marvellous
>>339338748
>Xbox prompt
Means nothing, it could have easily been a falseflagging Sonygger using Xbox prompts to make Xbros look bad
>>339343063
Give me a character who's DVa's older brother that couldn't escape with her and ended up being fully indoctrinated
10/10 anime drama right there. Make it the next short
>>339338421
Play in windowed mode double-baka.
>>339341394
I've killed pretty much every other hero with it. I guess people don't expect it to be powerful but it melts hp away, especially headshots.
>dodge Roadhog rope
>shoot him in the head a few times and dies
It's really satisfying.
>>339342678
I want to racemix with D.va!!is there any art of D.va being motherly?
>>339343297
>Swiss are not predominantly German speaking
She isn't speaking Swiss you chode.
>>339341682
>mfw when a Zarya or Mei use their ultimate in combination with D.Va's
>>339340974
hmmmm better combo anon
>>339342678
Kill yourself.
dashing around constantly bumping people for 50 damage and causing discord is dva's best use.
>>339337483
>TFW you've never played a PC game before
What the fuck did you do to your settings idiot
just bought hot topic zarya for 1000
I'm ready to put my strong russian arm up some asses
>>339343584
Oh shut up, you know Brits and Aussies would take offense if you called them American just because they speak English.
Same for Mexicans, and every other Central/South American minus Brazil who happen to speak Spanish despite the major differences.
This isn't /int/ though so w/e. Polite sage
What's the use for the hog? The roles he plays can be done by other heroes better.
>>339339379
>33 minutes of play time
>58 final blows ever
>>339337483
>the consolefag mental midget
>hiding your fucking account name (which isn't even your BNet ID)
>>339344043
>being this triggered because Mercy speaks German and anyone liking her is a Germanophile for that fact
>>339341671
anyone have source?
pls
>>339333459
Honestly the category shouldn't be called tank. Reinhardt and Zarya are the only true tanks, the other 3 are all about area control instead of damage absorption.
>>339344175
do I recognize our beloved président?
>>339344175
I ship Reinhardt and Mercy :^)
>>339344109
I use him as second tank or when the other team is full of offensive characters
>>339339379
>most damage in a round
>4,989
What the FUCK is wrong with you?
Best ship comin' through
>>339329480
Stop reminding me of Chelsea I still haven't gotten over her death.
>>339344109
Perfect solo q hero.
>Self heal, no need for healer
>Highest health, enough to stand toe to toe with anyone.
>Can actually kill unlike the other tanks.
>>339344416
johnny likes 'em younger
>>339344175
A friend of mine is a Germanophile, he's been to Germany and speaks German. He thinks Mercy is garbage compared to Lucio (she is) except for her ult.
>>339344416
Why do mei Mercy and Pharah look so weird here?
>>339344515
It feels like Mercy has been nerfed since the beta, I remember being able to heal faster and regenerate faster.
>>339338673
zarya bubbled him as he charged in
>>339332110
Default D.va victory pose is literaly the worst
>>339344416
Soldier is like a grandpa to the younger Overwatch members. Providing sage advice and having flashbacks.
>>339343923
He said it in his post, PC is a toaster.
>>339338526
Zarya also got a full charge from that since she shielded herself and Rein so they probably wiped the rest of the team after that. Fucking amazing
>>339340698
Kek
>>339344770
I guess but there's something about her being attracted to a mature Clint Eastwood type that's really funny to me.
>>339337483
same
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUNX8D2sPIU
>mfw in the future of Overwatch David Hasselhoff is considered a classic
>>339344770
I'd love it if one of the update heroes was like his granddaughter and was an idol of something, instead of CGI she'd just get a music video like the daoko - GIRL one because Blizzard is that weeb
>>339345045
>that D.Va arm
Looks like Dr.Fantastic cheated
>>339344416
I ship myself withSoldier 76!
Cute cute cute!
>>339345009
A young girls crush on an older man is the purest form of love.
>>339345057
I want to impregnate Hotaru
>>339345057
>implying he's not already
>>339345009
>>339344416
Dva's nineteen
She's not a fucking child you degenerates, stop enabling these retarded artists
>>339345284
>19
>Not a child.
Insecure underage detected.
dva is pure waifubait. She's bad and the people that "main" her are literal trash.
>>339345284
don't kid yourself
you're not a real adult until at least your mid-20s
>>339345427
No, a mermaid has to give you a moustache.
>>339339259
>The upboats do nothing besides serve as dickstroking
I'm deeply disappointed by this
>>339345284
>>339345427
If you're old enough to go to war, you're old enough to fuck anyone you want.
>>339345284
If her age isn't on the clock, she's okay for cock.
>>339345402
That's not D.Vas fault though, it's people who "main".
People that didn't change their characters midgame, after 20 lost games, should be put in their own shitty elo hell, till they get the gist of this game.
https://soundcloud.com/playoverwatch
would you listen to an actual Lucio album if they put one out?
>>339345885
>listening to nigger music
>>339345871
This. The game is practically begging you to switch out, and some people still don't get the hint.
>>339346028
>house music
>LOLNIGGER
>>>/out/
>>339346028
It's not even nigger music.
>>339343063
If only Overwatch supported mods. Someone could make a North vs South Korea game mode with North and South Korean D.VAs.
>>339345885
Is this the kind of crap you kids listen to these days?
>>339346398
That hair looks exactly like 76's. The character designer must love Clint Eastwood because the game has both young and old Clint.
If D.Va's Defense Matrix worked like Titanfall's Vortex Shield, would she overpowered?
>>339346582
She'd actually be decent, since her defense matrix is just a smaller reinhardt barrier.
>>339333459
>D.Va a tank
I got rekt as her when I played as a tank.
She just can't stand upt to a pounding like the others. If her defense matrix was HP based instead of time she might stand a chance.
I find she is good at breaking through tough enemy defenses.
Boost straight past and start capping the point. Two or three enemies will rush to stop you, and their defense crumbles.
Also, the mecha character being Korean instead of Japanese annoys me.
But her spouting of gaming meme's is very korean.
>>339346582
Maybe. What D.va could use is an alt-fire for her mech form. Something like rockets. I don't care how effective.
>>339346697
Don't forget to throw back the bullets part
Genji 2.0
>>339346582
No more overpowered than Hanzo really, that would be pretty cool actually.
>>339346832
Just give her mech an alt fire where you can fire the pistol with a cooldown. Range problem solved.
Then remove her giant headshot hitbox.
You now have a good class. Mobile, decent range options, good damage/ult cancels.
>>339346398
>not listening to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrDJ0AoXbPk
>>339329480
She's ok, the only really worthless characters are Symmetra and Winston
>>339347080
winston is top tier you dumb shitter
>>339347080
>Winston
>>339347129
News to me, as I understood it Mccree was the only hero you want at least one of every game ever.